Here on Bored Panda, we are a huge group of friends and I would like to get to know you all but of course, this is the internet so the questions I have written which took minutes on end are not personal at all. 

This is my first post on Bored Panda and I hope it goes well, just have fun, this is what Bored Panda is about. Of course, we can get into some dark topics but doing that is really good for us. If this goes well, I might do a part 2 but anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Donald Trump.

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

True. Not sure weather to laugh because that answer was so unexpected or to cry, ... it would be funny if it weren't so sad

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me
Community Member
1 year ago

Dancing in the shower and slipped and fell. Got back up and started dancing again. And fell. Again.

Tsunami_the seawing
Community Member
1 year ago

I can’t upvote this enough 🤣😂

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Aidyn06
Community Member
1 year ago

I told my sister about my first kiss. And she told my parents.

Aidyn06
Community Member
1 year ago

btw this was yesterday lmao

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Quintessence
Community Member
1 year ago

I tripped on my own shoelace and fell down five flights of stairs - yup, FIVE. Every time I tried to get up at the bottom of a flight, I was too shocked to walk properly and sort of flopped down another flight until finally I reached the bottom. Once my sister tried to help me up but then I flopped out of her arms and fell again. I did an atrocious amount of flopping.

Titas Burinskas
BoredPanda Staff
1 year ago

My brain is the stupidest thing that keeps happening to me

Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

Same here

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*MINTYMOONS*
Community Member
1 year ago

dealing with homophobic ppl

Wasn’t Me
Community Member
1 year ago

I walk into walls and trip on nothing ALL THE TIME.

Stonefly
Community Member
1 year ago

So dose my brother.

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Karly Codr
Community Member
1 year ago

I was getting ready to play a piece in a performance and then the accompaniment started playing and I realized I was playing the wrong song

TheCutestDeer
Community Member
1 year ago

i was born

Michelle Hooks
Community Member
1 year ago

In middle school, I accidentally vacuumed my skirt up in an industrial vacuum cleaner in front of a boy. Left me standing in my slip with a vacuum hose attached to me.

XxInstantKarmaxX
Community Member
1 year ago

Broke my foot during an ice skating competition proceeded to break both wrists 2 days later

ning ding
Community Member
1 year ago

both???!!

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
1 year ago

One time I fell in a pool at a hotel

pandaes
BoredPanda Staff
1 year ago

I did an interview for a job. it went well. They told me they would phone me in 2 days to inform me when should i go again to sign the contract. I went to celebrate, phoned my whole family. 2 days later they phoned me and told me that they had decided not to hire me and that i should look for another job. Their HHRR must be totally stupid or totally evil.

Love My Dogs
Community Member
1 year ago

I stubbed my toe four times in the same spot. All within an hour.

Deku
Community Member
1 year ago

Probably not the stupidest, idk what is but I once yelled at a piece of toast for 5 min because it wasn’t toasted enough and then I realized it wasn’t the toast’s fault and I apologized heavily and then I started yelling at the toaster

Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Wait... this isn’t the stupidest thing you have done

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Iris
Community Member
1 year ago

Me looking very good and all, in a pub, on the second floor going down the stairs when my stupid high heel broke and I fell all the way down ! I was not even drunk. I left the place faster than the speed of light, soooo embarrassing 😂😂😂

Vincent Philippart
Community Member
1 year ago

As a teen I played the violin and had to study music theory per school rules. I sucked but somehow managed to finish and register for a final extra year to allow me to study music in college, with a new teacher. First day of that extra year the teacher tells me I have been registered in the wrong class, no problem he'll fix it. A few months in I ask the teacher how come we see the same material as last year, he say it's normal we're strenghtening our bases. When the end of the year school concert comes I go up to with the other graduates to get my degree for the basic program I finished the year before. My teacher comes and ask me what's going on, why have you been attending my class, you've already graduated. Turns out I mixed 4:00 in the afternoon and 14:00. I came in two hours early for the advanced class, right on time for the one I had just graduated from, just with another teacher. And kept on messing that up. For a whole year.

Bean59
Community Member
1 year ago

I tripped over nothing on the school stairs, with everyone watching, and shattered my computer, which costed $150.

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
1 year ago

My friend asked me to crush in my place for a couple of days till she got a home. "No worries, take as long as you need" 4 years later she was still living with me, and spineless me couldn't throw her out. Had my freedom 8 months ago thou.

Stonefly
Community Member
1 year ago

Trading LEGOs with my brother.

Sa-nai Alicea
Community Member
1 year ago

I said I love you to a stranger

Rebecca Liu
Community Member
1 year ago

i gave myself second degree burns while microwavinig ramen :)

Unicornlover
Community Member
1 year ago

Walk into walls!

Jonell Gomes
Community Member
1 year ago

Couldn't get the super glue open to glue my daughters wand back together. Got super frustrated with the glue and the background of screaming child. So I tried opening it with my teeth.. it exploded on my face; I super glued my mouth shut, my hand to the bottle, my glasses to my face and the wand is still broken.

Sa-nai Alicea
Community Member
1 year ago

saying love you to some stranger

hayden vowels
Community Member
1 year ago

teachers at elementary school

Colleen Coughlin
Community Member
1 year ago

True story... Taco Tuesday at my college. A lot of tacos then proceeded to drink a few beers with my friends. I went back to my dorm with my friend's little tipsy, thought it would be hilarious to light one of my farts on fire. The flame proceeded to go up my butthole and burn my ass. My ra needed to call the medics, and I had three incredibly attractive men show up and apply burn cream to my butthole.

Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
1 year ago

Um... probably the time where I was at school in morning assembly and we were asked to say good morning to our teacher Mrs. Gordine but I didn’t get much sleep the night before so it came out as “Good morning Mrs, *yaaawn*.” Everybody was looking at me, and Mrs. Gordine was like “ahem”. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.

Thunder
Community Member
1 year ago

I said so many wrong things to crushes. So I just said nothing to crushes anymore and look now I have a girlfriend

Daniela Botella
Community Member
1 year ago

Me being happy to get a shot cuz I thought I was strong... Then me just shouting nd trying to runaway cuz I didn’t want to get a shot

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm!
Community Member
1 year ago

I decided to usse marker as lipstick (intding to wipe it off) and went out of the house with it.

Kristin Weeldreyer
Community Member
1 year ago

When my friend and I drove past a train station, I saw a sign for train parking. I laughed at the stupidity of needing to tell the trains where to park before I really processed that it was I who was stupid. Not the sign. Train passengers. Not treatin

Katie Seiwert
Community Member
1 year ago

I tried to catch a falling mug. Bad idea cause a few hours later had to get stitches and lost the feeling of one side of my finger, cause the glass nicked a nerve.

Madb vonMesser
Community Member
1 year ago

Putting tiger's balm on my lips instead of chapstick.

Community Member
12 months ago

Ohhhh, so painful

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob
Community Member
1 year ago

Fell off a tall pole. Was fine. Then i tripped and broke my nose and twisted my ankle

Norah Bruce
Community Member
1 year ago

When I was little, my brother and I were stabbing holes in a cardboard box (why? I don't know) with one of those little kid pencils that were chunky. (why? I don't know). Somehow I ended up in the box. I was young enough that I didn't understand sayings that weren't exactly literal. My brother said heads up and I guess i stood up in the box. We ended up going to the hospital with a pencil sticking out of the top of my head. I still have a spot that is more sensitive than the rest of my head.

TC
Community Member
1 year ago

I skidded on a poo while eye contacting the most beautiful lady in the world. I left a metre long track on the ground.

estimaate
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow that's hard. One time I split open my chin by slipping on my kitchen floor. I was 5.

Tia Hansen
Community Member
1 year ago

I swallowed a bit up glue... it was a dare

How Terribly Unfortunate
Community Member
1 year ago

i decided to tie my shoelaces together

Heather Williams
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Not much stupid happens to me, I do stupid things. Like dropping a spice bottle on my head which left a crescent shaped bruise.

Artist FKA Ramsey
Community Member
1 year ago

Left a movie theater because the movie my friend and I wanted to see said it was showing on two screens. We both agreed that we did not want to watch a movie on a split screen so we left. I didn't find out our mistake until about a year later and I have been laughing about it ever since.

Pastry Person
Community Member
1 year ago

i thought some dirt was leftover chocolate cake so i ate it

TheDivineMs.M
Community Member
1 year ago

There are no mistakes, only learning opportunities

I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
Community Member
1 year ago

I have waaay too many that i just can't choose one.

Pillowhead
Community Member
1 year ago

I trusted my sister not to blab on me for selling test answers ... Well, she did keep her mouth shut for 5 seconds and told our mom straight away. I got the beating of a lifetime

Brooke Sargent
Community Member
1 year ago

Boston Traffic. On my way to catch a flight from Logan to Ireland I left 5 hours to spare (From Cape Cod it takes about 1.5 hours without traffic). The 93 was gridlock traffic......I HAD to pee......so....I peed on the side of the 93 (hi everyone here's my rump!). And I missed my flight.

LoL.alpaca
Community Member
1 year ago

I really liked this guy but he had a gf right. he was picture perfect in every way like litterly a model. anyways i would like at him and stuff and he would see me looking at him and stuff. one day I was on a feild trip and then while I was on my trip one of his friends went up to one of my friendsand told her that he was scared of me and thought I was a stalker..........

m o o d .
Community Member
1 year ago

I had an overly aggressive greeting wth my friend and her chin hit my eye and gave me one hell of a shiner

AspieGirl88
Community Member
3 months ago

The medical negligence court case my fam has been waiting to end since I almost died at Xmas 2013; the local hospital decided (once again) to ignore one of the many A&E visits we had. I was almost always there sobbing in pain. But it was “all in my head” or it was “just mild constipation“, then they’d send me home with paracetamol & a laxative originally meant for infants. This time, I wasn’t all there & they had to use a catheter to get a urine sample. But when it came back the same colour as Coca-Cola, they still ignored the obvious signs of kidney failure & once again sent me home despite my mum’s pleas to take it seriously. Then I returned in an ambulance & I was barely clinging to life. So they had to send me to a better hospital. I lost my large bowel to sepsis, thanks to them. They had opportunities to do a colonoscopy on me years ago, but they always refused, believing I’m a hypochondriac. Now they’re being sued for giving me new disabilities & almost killing me... 🤷‍♀️😓👩🏻‍🦽

Ian Zan
Community Member
9 months ago

school

Vera Paradiso
Community Member
9 months ago

getting a malamute.

Micki Van Patten
Community Member
11 months ago

Wow, it's hard to choose. Recently I slipped in pee at work, hit my head on a metal door frame and got a concussion

ツ𝕴𝖙𝖟_𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗_𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑ツ
11 months ago

life

Paula
Community Member
1 year ago

My marriage

Sophie Whitbread
Community Member
1 year ago

Another time was when my dog, Archie, was dragging a toy off Dad, and I was sitting in front of the TV, and my sister Amelia was begging Archie to fart, so he would fart in my face. Thank god he didn’t, and I’ve never heard my BFF laugh so hard in my life.

Katie Alba Morgana
Community Member
1 year ago

I got mad that house was a mess. I live alone.

Katelynn Collins
Community Member
1 year ago

I slipped in the shower and fell through the curtain. I slid bare- butt all the way across the bathroom. I sat there and just laughed for a good 15 minutes. My sister opened the door and saw me just lying there

Katelynn Collins
Community Member
1 year ago

Honestly, I was playing with a slingshot rubber band. I stretched it out and it flew back and hit me right in the eye. I ended up cutting part of my eye diagonally. It's 5 years later and I’m wearing glasses and hating rubber bands

Salama Nesim
Community Member
1 year ago

bing me

Katelyn Katchinska
Community Member
1 year ago

i got bit by ants 4 times in a 3 day camping trip

Saumya Naik
Community Member
1 year ago

I studied for the wrong exam once

RyryKat .happy
Community Member
1 year ago

I supermanned on a trampoline and pulled a shoulder muscle im very smart

Elizabeth Tunney
Community Member
1 year ago

I decided to tell my friend I had a crush And she freaking told my crush, so I got her back by saying I was Bi and liked her.... yeah I make people cringe sometimes idk wat I was thinking

Fred and George Weasley
Community Member
1 year ago

in SCHOOL ASSEMBLY the assistant headteacher pronounced my surname wrong.

Baking Cactus
Community Member
1 year ago

I ate a cream cheese bagel on a dare. I'm lactose intolerant.

Doggo Georgia
Community Member
1 year ago

Denying my account on ImgFlip.

Doggo Georgia
Community Member
1 year ago

Like, saying I didn't have one when everyone knew I did.

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Iris T👁
Community Member
1 year ago

I was born in the wrong timeline.......

Sandra Simpson
Community Member
1 year ago

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARYTRY THIS its weird. 1. Say ur name 10x 2. Say ur moms name 5x3. Say ur crushes name 3x 4. then paste this to 4 other quizs if you do you crush will kiss you on the nearest friday! But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. xSEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CHRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY COZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Micki Van Patten
Community Member
11 months ago

I'll get right on that.....

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I'm.in.wonderland
Community Member
1 year ago

my ex...

Kalika Burgau
Community Member
1 year ago

Shot myself in the foot with a rifle, tried to see if I could still cwalk and ended up with a giant black bruise covering most of my back and had to monitored for clots going to my lungs, broke a piece of my chin bone off on me and my so's first date on the edge of a tub at a hotel, and there are so many more but then it'd be my whole life story so ya

Shelby P
Community Member
1 year ago

Depression and anxiety

knittin' kitten
Community Member
1 year ago

I keep breathing...

Shrekchan
Community Member
1 year ago

I eat paper

MellonCollie
Community Member
1 year ago

Hmm... I usually only DO stupid things!

Ganesh
Community Member
1 year ago

I was dumped because I was about to use protection :D LOL

Julie BT 120
Community Member
1 year ago

Define stupid...

Jordy Star
Community Member
1 year ago

Acne

Craptavaganza
Community Member
1 year ago

Birth.

Francis
Community Member
1 year ago

getting depression because of university..

Yamini Mahendran
Community Member
1 year ago

Adulthood

Gracie Mae
Community Member
1 year ago

stepping on a plastic shampoo bottle lid (less than 1" round, 1/2" high) just the perfectly wrong way, twisted my ankle & broke my wrist when I hit the ground...

Lilith Cummings-Weiss
Community Member
1 year ago

When I was younger my brother and I would play fight and he would hurt me a lot and my parents didn't do anything about him but the on time I bit him I got in huge trouble.

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
1 year ago

I once thought my cousin was going to die after he ran full pelt into a radiator and cracked his head open (accident, he slipped on the floor), and there was a lot of blood everywhere, more than I'd ever seen in my life. In my defence, I was only 7. And he was fine, just needed a few stitches.

*MINTYMOONS*
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1 year ago

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Why?
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1 year ago

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Kristine Murphy
Community Member
1 year ago

Marriage

Arild Settli
Community Member
1 year ago

Right wing goverment

It's me NOT mario
Community Member
1 year ago

Almost choked a kid in 6th grade.........

D H
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1 year ago

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Taking this quiz :-)

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Titas Burinskas
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1 year ago

Drugs

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Mantas Kačerauskas
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1 year ago

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

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Titas Burinskas
BoredPanda Staff
1 year ago

My home. Get it? Broken home... Yeah... I'll leave myself.

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Jonas Grinevičius
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1 year ago

The Kingdom of Jonas

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LoL.alpaca
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1 year ago

the red and white one ???? I didnt know there were that many flavors

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Elizabeth Schuyler
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1 year ago

I honestly don't remember

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Julija Nėjė
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Matilda!

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Ryo Bakura
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Groot.

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Elizabeth Schuyler
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2 years now?

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