101 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

"When people think you are dying, they really really listen ... instead of just waiting for their turn to speak" - Fight Club

Those are the same people that keep on disrupting you whenever you do talk...

That is my whole family. I stay home for the Holidays now because of it. You shouldn't set yourself up for failure when other people want you to make them happy.

So true!!! And it annoys me, but then I learned to not care about the opinions / judgement by those I don't even know.

so true! when i start talking people usually talk over me so most of time i don't give a s**t about giving my opinion

I work at customer service (retail)n on the weekends, this is how i feel on monday, just in time to start my full-time job. viscous cycle!

Totally agree. I need a day or two to recover.

TRUTH!!!

Meee

So me after every holiday!!

So THAT totally explains all the cave paintings!!! ;)

I'm not introverted, I'm just antisocial, I hate crowds, I hate parties, I hate going to the supermarket.... I just HATE PEOPLE...!!

WONDERFUL!!!

funny

True dat!

They disappeared or, worse, you forgot to check your mobile phone and find out you didn't read the message they sent you to let you know they weren't going :-P

Or just introverts out of their beds

zOMG SO CUTE

then leave, problem solved, no up or down votes needed. You're welcome.

This is why I love Morrissey/The Smiths music.

That's me exactly 😀😁

this is so me...

Just go. I'd rather have a conversation with you in my head.

Bang on

Ninja turtles had shells, and they were bad a*s so ...

My life i say u don't like it don't even try to change me

Cheap dime store psychology. :(

Gross generalisation here, but I think extrovert people tend to be less empathic because they are too busy going out emotionally and mentally to take the other person's emotions and opinions in. Because if you tend to talk more you end up having much less experience listening to other people. Also, society reinforces their view that their way is the good, healthy one.

This is 100% me.

The best thing ever :D.

didn't wanna go at all.. hehe

That's why we have phones :)

Thank you for putting this up because now I can send it to my friends!

Step four: Still suffer the consequences by having a mental breakdown

Find an other introvert (e.g. standing alone watching a bookshelf), look in to his/her eyes for 0.1 sec and smile a bit, then turn to the books. Friendship granted.

I'm going through this right now.

Not worth it.

oh yea :/

Well... "I'm in a bad mood because I'm exhausted from socializing because I'm introvert and that's how it works" is polite.

I prefer my own company to that of IDIOTS!

And there's no easy way to explain to people that I like myself more than anyone. That is to say, I prefer my own company to anyone else's. No one's more fun to me than me.

They never stick to the script.. never!

It's always annoying when they don't stick to the script

My friend always wants to talk on the phone - keep explaining that if we need to have a difficult conversation then it is best if I email her then she can't interrupt me and I can make all my points. THEN she can respond! Extroverts never let me finish a sentence! I have a family full of them coming on New Year's day - is it okay if I hide under the bed?

This is probably the biggest one for me. I hate making phone calls specifically if its to people I don't know, or don't have a close relationship with, and even then its not always easy.