This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time
They say that you need to explore the past to understand the present. Like flipping through historic photos that change our perspective or discovering time-honored places and the stories behind them. Visuals help us get a sneak peek into moments that we have long forgotten or weren't even aware of. But there are some illustrations, like old-fashioned ads, that offer heaps of wisdom into how our attitudes were shaped and often get overlooked.
So get ready for a blast from the past because one corner on Reddit called 'Vintage Advertisements' is sharing plenty of hilarious and plain outrageous ads that didn’t age that gracefully. Members of this online community let us poke fun at past behaviors and remind us of all humanity has achieved in the last decades, and their efforts do not go unnoticed.
From "Get into Grunge!" to "Should you drink if you’re pregnant?", these ads prove that hindsight really is 20/20. We at Bored Panda have gathered some of their best examples and wrapped them up in one list, all for your entertainment. So continue scrolling and hit upvote on your favorite ones! And if you’ve ever stumbled upon ads that are simply begging to be ridiculed, we’d love to hear all about them in the comments below.
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Superman Against Racism/Discrimination Ad Circa 1950
With a very astute message. Racists ARE un-American! They’re absolutely against what this country is all about. The Melting Pot. “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free”. Scratch the surface of any American, and you’ll find out we are ALL immigrants, or descendants of immigrants. That technically includes Native Americans too. They may have been here first, but they came here from somewhere else, so are immigrants as well—-through being here first should’ve meant they had first dibs on the land they wanted. We did them really dirty—-talk about racism!—-and as a white person, I am ashamed and apologize. Sincerely apologizing and taking steps to make it right IS the American thing to do.
Load More Replies...Everyone was an immigrant at one point in time except Native Americans( indigenous)
Thank you for pointing this out. Never understood the US bashing since no one (save the native cultures) is originally from the US. Everyone else immigrated here, and people continue to immigrate to the US today. Speaking as a transplant from Canada whose partner is from England, my SIL is from Germany, one of my uncles is South African, and my partners gran moved here after his grandad died and is now dating a lovely Aussie.❤️
Load More Replies...Considering how racist comic books could be in the 40’s and 50’s, this is a reminder that when we imagine what a true hero would act like, we imagine them to be kind and inclusive.
Load More Replies...Because a lot of the country seems to be exactly what the poster is against. Hopefully it's just a vocal minority, but it doesn't feel that way. It is a message that should've passed the test of time. It's sad it didn't.
Load More Replies...Can someone explain how this "Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time"? Am I just slow? What am I missing here, folks?
Exactly what I'm thinking, america consists of different races and they are americans. If anyone thinks otherwise, then it's not an american way. Just like it's not an italian nor japanese nor a catholic way to disregard family because its important to their culture, religion, tradition and way of life... so I don't get what's wrong with that? If this article thinks we're not americans simply because we think bullying is wrong, then they're the ones discriminating.
Load More Replies...Okay, spookily enough I had a sort of epiphany just a couple of days ago regarding racism. I mean isn't it just inherently racist to class people of different skin colours as different races. Aren't we all the same race - ie the human race? And yes, I'm well aware that this is something that should have occurred to me before now, all I can say though is that I come from and live in a small mining community in Scotland and we don't seem to have the same problem with racism that bigger towns and cities do. In my personal experience anyway. I used to get asked all the time when I was a child where I got my dark skin from, not so much now as my skin has changed and doesn't like the sun as much as it used to. My paternal grandfathers family came to Scotland from Spain and that's where I got my dark skin and hair from. In a small mining community like ours that kind of colouration stands out, even though my Spanish side is a large family. I have always been proud of my heritage and I always.
LEGO (1981)
I love LEGO (the company) and their dedication to kids and education. I also still love playing with LEGOs...I still have my childhood set!!!
I don't wanna sound like I think things were better before because I think most things weren't, but LEGO used to have an awesome design and ad philosophy. It was meant to be the equal toy, not directed toward girls or boys but directed toward kids, full stop. The sets were always non specific and perfectly transformative and mixable with other sets. What mattered was what you came up with and what made sense in the play, not how it was supposed to be built. Now they are clearly gendered, and most of the girl stuff is meant to look pretty and innocent and the boy stuff mechanical and adventurous. The girl and boy stuff is put on different shelves in the toy stores usually. The sets has such specific styles they do not blend as well with other sets or regular pieces, and the ads make it clear they are meant to be built and played with in a certain way. A shame, really.
Yes, great points! And the girl in the ad- great clothes! I read that was just what she happened to be wearing. Can't imagine that today- so gendered and with specific instructions rather than being a creative building toy.
Load More Replies...Agree. A girl in trousers holding up a self-made LEGO-brick house, what nowadays would not be considered 'girls' bricks, because they are not pink. Love this advertise!
Load More Replies...My mom sorted every bit of LEGO in our house and forbade me to mix it up. since I was 10, I never played with LEGO again. She ruined it for me.
I strongly advise you to go buy a LEGO set. Your mother's neurosis should no longer affect your enjoyment of things. Build as you like, store it all in a bucket, whatever suits you.
Load More Replies...Bacardi Rum Ad, 1983
An ad that features other brands? Coca-cola and Pepsi on the same poster?! Sprite AND 7up?! Crazy times...
With the tagline, "Ads from the past!", members of this online community are always on the lookout for lesser-known visuals that leave people amused, enraged, or simply pleasantly surprised. Over 107k old-fashioned advertising enthusiasts follow the group and always take the opportunity to share their thoughts and have discussions about the illustrations and how much the world has changed since they were created.
Homosexuals Are Different, Mattachine Society Of New York, 1960
The Mattachine Society was one of the earliest gay rights groups in the USA so it makes sense that this would be an ad from them. Unfortunately they've often become forgotten about as part of their mandate was members had to present more traditionally (women in skirts or dresses, men with short hair in suits) - because part of their belief was that by integrating with "regular" society they could demonstrate that gay people weren't hedonistic p*dos - so they fell out of favour by the late 1960s when the idea of being who you want to/identifying or looking how you want to became much more prevalent in the LGBT+ community.
Load More Replies...As a homosexual myself, I wholeheartedly agree :) also happy pride! 🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ❤️
“ Male giraffes have been observed to engage in remarkably high frequencies of homosexual behavior”. Wikipedia Just thought I’d stick my neck out with that fact.
Not much of a stretch but your effort is appreciated.
Load More Replies...Omg I have a stuffed toy that looks exactly like that spotted zebra! 😍 he was used in circle time at a school to teach kids its ok to be different
Progress is incremental and it is important to recognize those who led the way, even if their messages are not what we need today.
They All Got Vaccine Except Dad - Workbench Magazine - 1958
Poor bastard. People forget just how horrible it could get before vaccines became widely available. Whole wards full of kids in iron lungs, and graveyards full of tiny tombstones.
I got rheumatic fever summer of 1953. Drug my left leg. My mother was terrified it was polio. I remember how frightening the possibility was. Kids who would never walk. So many in leg braces. Still gives me chills.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately thats been the case for a large majority of people who are unvaxxed. I read somewhere that it's less people being anti-vax and more people putting it off or waiting to get it.
Load More Replies...I know people who had polio. One, a college friend was wheelchair bound. His father didn't believe in the vaccine, then tortured his son because he wasn't a real man. Disgusting man.
Load More Replies...So sad. Poor guy was not even pro-plague, he just got caught up in other daily stuff and trying to feed family.
What? No ivermectin to cure him? No hydroxychloroquine? I'm sure glad we live in a world of pseudo-science and armchair physicians.
I've told this story before, but it's relevant here. When I was, like, 2 or 3, I contracted an extremely mild case of polio. probably shortened my calf muscles by 1/4" or something. NBD. In 5th grade, we all got the polio vaccine and there were no complications. Fast forward a long time and I w found myself at a birthday party for Jonas Salk (HERO!) and got to talk with him. I told him my story and expressed that I believed he'd saved my life. His response was awesome: "Yes," he said, "I get that a lot". Epic!
James Wood learned how to paint by holding a stick in his mouth. He died in 1986.
he also was able to write his own book from his iron lung
Load More Replies...An Unusually Progressive Seagrams Ad, Circa 1970s
This one is quite sensible, even if it comes from a company that produced alcohol. The final advice is sound.
Sensible yes. But it was also most likely an attempt at CYA, in case they got sued by people whose babies were born with what would later be called Feta, Alcohol Syndrome for not warning pregnant women that alcohol could possibly affect the health of their baby. Pretty smart move. Avoid potential lawsuits AND get some really good PR on top of it. They were employing some really smart cookies in their legal, PR, and Advertising Departments in those days.
Load More Replies...When my mother was pregnant with me in late 1950 and early 1951, her doctor instructed her to drink a 6-pack of beer each week (but no more!). Apparently, beer had nutrients then. And they told her she didn't need to quit smoking, either. I managed to come out okay with no weird side effects, but... dang!
This one is ahead of its time and, for a business, pretty altruistic.
It's actually still not certain whether it's safe to drink at certain points in pregnancy. It's not exactly ethical to experiment.
Yeah...I adopted three kiddos whose birth mother is an alcoholic. She became a heavier drinker as time went on and you can see the damage gets worse with each successive child. Just don't. As long and hard as that nine months is for an addict, the kids carry it forever. Maintaining as much sobriety as possible during pregnancy is the most wonderful gift an addict can give her child.
Load More Replies...I know - "stop your yapping and give me a bloody drink, this pregnancy has lasted forever"
Load More Replies...Many studies still do not control well for confounding factors like poverty. Best to avoud it, but dont abuse pregnant people for having one drink
No amount of alcohol is safe in pregnancy. It's like Russian Roulette - some babies will be OK but some will be harmed for life. Why risk it?
Load More Replies...For a not-unattractive woman, she looks a strange amount like Clint Eastwood.
One of the main goals of advertising is to allow companies to get their message across and communicate with potential customers. After all, the world keeps evolving, and advertising is tagging along. It has become an essential part of our lives and, though some of us are afraid to even think about it, it’s carefully designed to speak to the hearts of the consumers and predict what our minds want. It taps into our hopes, dreams, goals, fears, and sometimes, it seems like it just keeps chasing us everywhere.
Philips (Netherlands, 1951)
Adorable until the cat destroys the tv trying to get the fish-
Load More Replies...I was thinking the same! Would look good on a t-shirt too.
Load More Replies...I’ve got the fridge magnet of this picture bought at the Philips’ museum in Eindhoven, the Netherlands
This is a wonderful combo of life + art + advertising. This is a timeless, true gem.
The art here really catches my eye, vintage ads are just really pretty imo
Best Buy, 1999
It was a huge anticlimax because of the vast amount of work people put into ensuring catastrophic failures DID NOT occur!
Load More Replies...I don't know how many hours me and my team spent trying to prevent this 'disaster'. Lol.
Remember, nothing happened *because* so much work was done to *prevent* problems. This is analogous to so many things
As someone who worked in IT at the time, I pretty much knew this wouldn't be a big deal. Y2K didn't catch us off guard, we were already for the most part, ready for it. But hey, media fear mongering had people thinking the world would collapse.
What really bugged me was that the press started talking about it in 1999 as though the problem had just been discovered. Every programmer and IT person was well aware of the issue 20 years or more earlier. When I was programming in the mid-80s we only had 2 digit year capability on the hardware (long story) so we coded around it so when it rolled over to 00 we handled it as 2000 rather than 1900. Lots of work-arounds many years in advance. I was dealing with 30 year mortgage stuff in the 90s - you bet we were well aware of the Y2K issue. The implication that everyone in the industry was an idiot who somehow didn't see the problem coming still galls me today.
Load More Replies...If it hadn't been for a whole LOT of hard-working folks, this would have been a HUGE cluster f**k... As it is, a lot of people think it was never a real problem. Oh, it would have been!
There was one noticeable affect of this. For some reason, the computer system of the Italian Coastguard reset itself to the 1st January, 1987. Which was completely random!
Certain PC BIOS manufacturers set the default system date to the release date of the BIOS code, so the time entered into the system could never be before that date. It's possible that some part of the Italian Coastguard system was dependent on an XT or PS/2 class machine.
Load More Replies...My dad worked in IT at the time and told us it was nothing to get too worked up about, so we just carried on as usual. Meanwhile I distinctly remember the supermarkets putting out big displays of candles, bottled water and tinned food, and there was a fair bit of panic buying. I didn't see anything like it again until the pandemic, and this time around it was toilet paper instead of candles.
I was up watching my PC and at 12:01am I typed in date and it came back as 1/1/100.
Out computers started calendar at 1900. One day it was 31.12.1999, the next 01.01.1900
I was working a third shift job on 12/31/1999. Our management was so paranoid about what would happen, we were made to close down before midnight, cut off all computer equipment, and spend the night waiting for 'armageddon.' We spent the night playing poker and getting paid to play.
American, 1885
When I was a baby in the late '60s, my mom used paregoric for teething pain. It's basically liquid opium.
When I was pregnant in 1969, my OB gave it to me to stop Braxton-Hicks in my 9th month.
Load More Replies...Also gives you a great idea for a movie you guys have to hear this everyone shut up!
Was I at a party with you last weekend? Chain smoking while hanging out in someone’s bathroom with 4 other people, all of us taking over each other about how awesome our ideas are???
Load More Replies...But let’s take a step back, shall we? Interestingly, the first-ever advertisement was discovered in 3000 BC in the ruins of Thebes in Egypt. According to Sagar Joshi, a content marketing specialist, it was a Papyrus created by a slaveholder trying to find their runaway servant while promoting their weaving shop at the same time. "For news of his whereabouts half a gold coin is offered. And for his return to the shop of Hapu the Weaver, where the best cloth is woven to your desires, a whole gold coin is offered," the transcript states. Apparently, in ancient times, it was completely normal to simultaneously ask for help and try to boost your clothing sales.
1978 Star Wars Vaccination Ad
I actually like this one! It could help kids who are squeamish about getting poked be less stressed about it! Brave like Han! :)
Yes, the children were fully immunized otherwise they weren't allowed in school.
What would make it make it better? Little bandages on their arms and them holding hands with a vaccinated little kid.
Electricity Was New Once. These Signs Were Mostly In Hotel Rooms And Other Public Places
This is a reproduction and they're pretty widely available I think. I've seen them in brass, tin, paper...
Load More Replies...We have some guys from wherever they fleed (I don't remember, sorry) that repeatedly try to light a fire in the oven in the rather modern kitchen they got in their house. Fire brigade always know what to expect, when they see the address...
Load More Replies...That punk Edison. He is from a town not far from where I live, and our school would take kids to his home as a field trip. Unsurprisingly there was no trace of all the horrible stuff he did.
Some people were so scared of electricity that hotels running electricity hired "switchers". Their only job was to turn on and off switches when guests requested
You know electricity was a new concept back then when it's capitalized.
President Harrison was afraid of electricity and made the White House staff turn the lights off and on
Jester Wools (1947, UK)
Is this how people discover they are homosexual? A thoughtful aunt buys them a nice jumper, and once they wear it Shazaam! Gay!
As a lesbian I can confirm this is how it works
Load More Replies...Even though gay meant happy in 1947, it is interesting—-and rather prescient, even if unwittingly—-that they connected the rainbow to that word decades before it was made official.
The term gay for homosexual men was in use as early as the late 1800's, albeit less commonly. And the term gay also was used for colorful as well as happy. So I don't think the rainbow/gay/homosexual combo is as coincidental as it may appear today.
Load More Replies...Very old joke: My mother made me a homosexual. If I give her the wool will she make me one.
I heard that one years ago but with prostitute... My mom made me a prostitute... If I buy the materials will she make me one too?! Too funny... I guess it works with anything... mom made me a loser, an idiot... etc.
Load More Replies...I still have letters from my grandmother, who was born in 1897, talking about the "gay" little chickadees at the bird feeder and the "queer" little mushroom growing on a stump.
Yes, I saw my male sweater making out with my male trousers. The gay garments really work!/jk
That's funny - in the mid-70's the father of a college friend of mine came out wearing a shirt and asked verbatim "What do you think of my new shirt? I think it's gay!" We both fell out laughing. He didn't understand why we thought it was funny and ended up not wearing the shirt.
The definition of gay was diffrent then.listen in the christmas song don we know our gay apparel.
Ever since then, people promoted themselves and their craft through word of mouth or by making carved signs and flags. A few centuries passed, and the history of modern advertising actually began in the 1700s. As Joshi explains in his article, those days were the pre-internet age, so the only way for brands to communicate at that time was through outdoor and print ads.
"Direct advertising, which involves directly reaching out to potential customers, was considered an expensive option before the internet," he explained. "Many organizations preferred indirect advertising because it was more affordable. Indirect advertising dealt with promoting a product or service in a subtle way, without sounding too sales-y. For example, big signs and posters in front of a shop."
1934 Ad By The ‘Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals’
Cruelty to animals—-as well as to innocent vulnerable people, basically anyone smaller and weaker—-just makes my blood boil. I have said it in comments before, and will say it again here. I am normally a laid back, non-violent, live and let live kind of person. But cruelty absolutely makes me see red and call for the blood of the bullies and abusers—-and want to have a hand in the bloodletting myself. It shocks and dismays me that I feel that way, but I do nonetheless. The only cure for that is to eradicate cruelty everywhere. That’s a Herculean task, but could be accomplished if we all intervene, make the victims safe, and soundly punish the abusers, with zero exceptions, to the full extent of the law—-which should be stronger, so making very strict abuse laws is a big part of the task.
Load More Replies...Awwww........I LOVE this. I would love to have it in a framed print for vet's office and our humane society, library, etc. Anywhere there is a lot of foot traffic.
That's because ASPCA right now is putting down dogs and cats by the hundreds every single day across America, very ironic.
Because people do not spay or neuter their pets, there is never going to be enough homes for them. There are a lot of people who go above and beyond to help in this situation by taking in more than one pet, who foster, who volunteer at their local shelters to help with the overload. Best Friends Animal Sanctuary has many solutions to help small animal rescues with the problems they face which include grants to enlarge or update their facilities. If you (marlon patina) want to help go on Best Friends website for ways to end the euthanasia of innocents.
Load More Replies...I first read “Society For The Preservation of Cruelty to Animals”. Sheesh.
Aww! my dog loves being wrapped up in a blanket and held like a baby 😄
The rules for preventing cruelty of animals actually saved the first child from domestic violence. There wasn't anything that could be done under human law and it took using animals rights to save a child.
Beauty Is More Then Skin Deep, Cordless Massager, Anthony Enterprises, 1971
Walgreens even sells very good ones, so I hear....
Load More Replies..."Vibrations bring satisfying relaxation". It sure does, buddy. It sure does.
This was my post on Reddit, I'm a HUGE fan of vintage ads. Check out the sub on Reddit, it's got so many fabulous ads!
Some guys might be offended by the 4 and 1/2 inch model being labeled "mini". ..Not me, of course, but some guys. :)
Most especially when "used with your favorite lotion or creams" this was so spot on! 😜
Load More Replies...Legit question: with that shape, what else would that possibly be use for?? I don't normally massage my neck or back with a cucumber 🤷♀️
I mean, ads back then were intentionally discreet. It was obviously designed with that in mind. The wording also was intentionally chosen to promote the real use of the product without being direct.
Load More Replies...The jig is up. My mom had this and even being a little kid knowing LITERALLY NOTHING, still based on how and where she stored it and that we never saw it, I thought it was kinda sussy. 🤔
Hmmm. Yep. Wonder how popular the 10" massager was? And did any of the ladies ask if it came in black?
"Yes excuse me, do you perhaps have an ultra deluxe massager? A horse massager perhaps?"
Load More Replies...Volkswagen Beetle, 1965
"Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 '57, '58' 59' automobile It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 '68, '69, '70 automobile"
If Johnny had worked in a VW factory, his car wouldn't have come out so weird
Load More Replies...What was the owner of the car doing such that they needed to replace a chunk of of the exterior shell every couple of years?
My very first car was a copper colored VW bug. I loved that thing (until it caught fire, battery under the back seat could be problematic). Great little cars though... and I wish I could bet another Beetle.
In 1704, John Campbell started to distribute the Boston News-Letter, the first continuously issued newspaper in the United States. Soon after it started reaching the readers, one of the first newspaper ads appeared in the paper. According to a blog post on Softcube, it was a real estate advertisement selling a plantation on Oyster Bay, Long Island.
"The Closest Some Of Us Will Ever Get To Heaven" -- World Trade Center (1980)
OOOoooff!!!! It's not the ad's fault, but still. I remember watching the second plane hit then shortly after, the first tower fell. I was 15 and, like so many others, watched people die on live TV. I remember watching people jump to their deaths. They didn't look like people falling. That was a very surreal day at school. I was maybe two weeks into high school and that just set the tone for the next four years, at least for me.
I think we are the same age. I was home from school that day, my mom almost always let us take an extra sick day to 'recover.' I remember her frantic phone call, hysterically telling me we were being attacked. Having been taking a nap, I groggily guessed that Russia was bombing us. Turned on the TV, saw the second plane crash... It took quite a while for what happened to sink in, it felt more like a bad movie
Load More Replies...Still so terribly sad. Rewatch all the documentaries every year. Don't know why honestly.... Makes me super sad
I remember having cocktails once in the early '80s at a restaurant on the very top floor. The sunset was astonishing. The elevator was so fast on the descent, you felt almost weightless. I don't know whether to feel nostalgic or horrified. I'll stick with horrified.
1979 Ad For London Transit Showing How The City Would Look If Built By American Planners
They have the second worst traffic in America, first is New York city (not surprised)
Load More Replies...I love it because at that time the oil companies and tire companies had just ruined the public transport sector in the USA
Don't forget General Motors...the third member of that unholy trinity.
Load More Replies...Oh for mass transit in the US where it's practical! (To the non-US citizens: Seriously, you can't afford mass transit in a lot of our rural areas, no more than it would be sensible in Australia's outback.)
OMG, sooo right. Transportation infrastructure in the US is insane
It almost happened in London- throughout the mid-20th century there were plans to turn London's inner ring roads, and the North and South circulars into full-on multilane highways. A lot of damage was done building some of this, but thankfully, the whole thing was never realised and much was cancelled by the 80s.
Boston could have been even worse, but a public revolt scotched the plans for an "Inner Loop" that would have bulldozed through Cambridge, Somerville, etc. There is a mural commemorating that on the back of Micro Center on Memorial Drive. I love that it is lovingly curated after 40 years or so.
Load More Replies...Drunk Driving Ad, London... I'm Going To Say 1930's? Sorry For The Light Reflection!
As someone whose mother was killed by a drunk driver I can't believe after decades of telling ppl not to drink and drive this s**t is still taking lives.
This one simple ad initiated a whole industry that soon embarked on a journey to change the world. The 20th century was the time when advertising started flourishing and is considered to be the golden era of advertising. You see, things took a whole new turn when radio stations and television came into play, Joshi wrote. It almost seemed like the industry sparked a movement that took a huge part in society – basically taking on a cultural status.
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
20MB in 1985? That would probably have been enough to open a data center. The common floppy disk of the time was 8 inches and had a capacity of 180KB, and while 5,25 inch floppies existed (up to 700KB then, only later expanded to the 1,44MB we learnt to hate), they were kind of expensive. Even later, in 1991, I was still completely over the moon with my PC's generous 20MB of hard disk (sometimes I miss windows 3.1...).
Load More Replies...OMG! I remember when we thought that a 20MB hard drive was all we'd EVER need! (and it cost a ton of cash, too)
They used to advertise hard drives like these as, "The last hard drive you'll ever have to buy!"
I remember my first external drive from Apple. It was 1 or 2MB and cost $1,900. I thought I would never run out of storage.
"The Day My Kid Went Punk... What Do You Do When Your Bright, Loveable, Talented Kid Turns Into A Punker Overnight?" - Abc Afterschool Special, Oct. 23, 1987
My parents gave me the punk vaccine so I did not suffer this particular malady.
Same but I had a break through case for about 2 years😑
Load More Replies...What do you do? As long as they’re not getting into trouble or danger, then you LET them go through the phase. They’re teenagers. They try on different styles, according to the most recent fad, because they’re trying to find what’s comfortable for them, to find themselves, their own personal style. They’ll churn through several incarnations of themselves before they find the one that suits them best. But if you forbid them to try a particular style, they will absolutely double down on wearing it! Forbidden fruit, you know. So just leave them be, unless as I said, they start getting into serious trouble. Hell, I was a punker as a teenager, but dress more conservatively now, though my politics have remained liberal. I got into the music because disco was becoming mainstream and the music sounded like someone wrote one song that was passed around to everybody to record. Disco sucked. But punk was different, interesting, and the music wasn’t all love and sex. It was political, social, angry, and reflected how cheated we felt, because policies written by old farts were cheating us out of having decent lives. Reagan and Thatcher were extreme examples of politicians who were gutting the economy, busting unions, and f*****g young people out of being able to make a living. I still like the music, but don’t have a rat tail and go slam dancing on weekends anymore (then again, who knows how that may change as I get even older…).
Very cool explanation. I was too young to be a part of all this, but I was way too "straight-laced" and conservative as a kid to go in for it anyway. My values as an adult line up much more with that mentality now then they did as a kid. I didn't really get into any kind of anti-establishment or anti-conformist music until Nirvana got popular, but I very much see their music as a continuation of punk music and ideals.
Load More Replies..."A punker"?? I'm old enough to remember punks and at no point were they called "punkers". Unless it's a misprint of "wanker".
I revise my statement - at no time in the UK were they called "punkers", mainly because, and I cannot stress this enough, it sounds lame.
Load More Replies...My mom still hopes that it's just a phase, and I turned 41 the other day.
55, blue hair don't care art punk here. I love this "phase"
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness this broke me, I cannot stop laughing 😂
Load More Replies...Drummond Sweaters - 1967
For some inexplicable reason I want to purchase the top right and bottom left items.
...only to discover that they're already using male models
Load More Replies...Yeah, show us the naked sexy man with only some sleeves covering his privates!!
Load More Replies...Quick! Name every musical act you've ever listened to! Now slap yourself with a baseball bat for every time they wore less....
Load More Replies...Cute and funny, If you don't think so youre a part of the problem today. Also would likely work to bring a few more male buyers that otherwise would ignore that brand.
Would you explain how someone who doesn't think this ad is cute and funny is part of the problem today?
Load More Replies...I know that this is mainly about objectifying women, but I couldn't also help but notice the obvious fact that this is from the 1960's, when anorexia became fashionable. I bet this model lived off of cigarettes and coffee.
Um, you can't assume that. Her body looks like a healthy skinny shape. I know you can't tell just by seeing her body, but neither can you.
Load More Replies...With the radio and television, ads started becoming more personal. Companies began directly reaching into the minds of consumers, trying to boost their sales and ask them to try out their goods and services. "Radio advertising was launched in 1922 and was a big hit, allowing businesses to convey their unique selling propositions (USP) directly to consumers. Advertisers started paying radio stations to broadcast advertisements to their listening audience."
Pan American Airlines (1956)
And you were treated like honored guests, not cattle.
Load More Replies...Yeah if you can afford first class. Coach still sucked and there was smoking section so plane always smelled stale. Hated flying pan am
For those asking who’s flying he plane, co-pilot I would hope. Or that’s a steward. They dressed so fancy back then.
Honest question: did they employ male flight attendants back then?
Load More Replies...Turn your magic on, umi she'd say, everything you want's a dream away! /s coldplay
New York Pizza Burger (1980s)
On behalf of those of us who lack self control, please don't.
Load More Replies...This is my first time seeing this, and I don't know if i think it looks absolutely terrible or incredible.
One Oregon Newspaper Clip Reads: “We Appeal To Your Civil Patriotism To Co-Operate With Us In Our Effort To Stamp Out The Spanish Influenza Or “Flu” Plague In Portland By Wearing A Mask”
It looks like a star fish or some other sea creature is stuck to his face!
Load More Replies...Front view, the thing from Predator. Side view, a duck eating a sandwich.
Anyone else realize there had been a HUGE epidemic in 2019, 1919, 1819???
Well we won't have to worry about the next one...
Load More Replies...Not if it looks like that. Is that a mouth hole? You do know that makes it nonfunctional.
I think it's just a fold in the fabric. They didn't have a hole, but they tried to make a sort of pocket to give a bit of airspace about your nose. Look at the really old plague doctor masks that look like wired men in crow costume. Utterly terrifying for a disoriented patient, I imagine.
Load More Replies...They had some. But since the flu was most deadly to younger people, I think people in general were more likely to take it seriously.
Load More Replies...Joshi continued that radio ads were quickly followed by TV advertising, with the first television commercial airing in 1941. "Bulova Watch Company aired the first TV commercial, which was ten seconds long and seen by 4,000 people in New York," who were all reading one message, "America runs on Bulova time." This might seem like a small moment, but it set the precedent for the next seventy years. It inspired new ideas in the industry, and organizations started investing heavily in promoting their brand’s value and mission and engaging their target audience.
Eat Ironized Yeast (1930s)
And in this day and age we're trying to lose 10 or 20 pounds. Time sure does change ones perspectives
Load More Replies...At least nutritional yeast and iron are healthy as they pack a ton of vitamin B and.. iron. Better for weight gain than the advertised "bon bons" which were basically just sugar.
Here are 4 potential side effects of nutritional yeast. May Cause Unpleasant Digestive Side Effects If Introduced Too Quickly. Though nutritional yeast is low in calories, it's packed with fiber. ... May Trigger Headaches or Migraine Attacks. ... May Cause Facial Flushing. ... Yeast Intolerance and Inflammatory Bowel Disease. just looked it up so yes really worth using if you want to attract the Shallow Hals out there :D
Everyone has different reactions to food. I use it in cooking (goes with cheesy things or in curry) and have had no issues.
Load More Replies...Oh for the days when curves were sexy. Although she's got a weirdly narrow waist, but still...
With A Smile
This was featured on a John Oliver Last Week Tonight episode a couple of weeks ago! https://youtu.be/C-YRSqaPtMg
What? You mean to tell me you've never heard of a lightbulb man shanking someone?
News Flash: Reddy Kilowatt goes to prison for knifing a child. (The creative department of the ad agency responsible for this was doing waaaay too much cocaine in those days—-and sometimes it looks like that’s still going on).
Met a WW II vet who was an electrician with the US Army. They said his training consisted of telling him that any wire that had "fire" in it was called "Reddy" - "Whitey, you're all-righty. Reddy, you're deady. You'll learn the rest as you go." I think that must be the origin of Reddy Kilowatt, although the Wikipedia article doesn't tell the story that way.
Save Wild Life. 1975
It’s how I judge people’s characters. Even people who are allergic or fearful can still love animals.
Load More Replies...As you probably can guess, then came the colorful days of the internet, which simply changed our lives. Joshi wrote that as the use of the web became more widespread, advertisers began focusing more on digital ads. Well, we're all well aware of that by being consistently bombarded with ads at any given time of the day. However, it's hard to deny the benefits the creation of technology brought to our lives. After all, it also provides us with the opportunity to flip through the pages of history and take a peek at the visuals that can tell us a lot about what ideas and attitudes prospered at the time.
Ray Ban 1998 Ad
Dude, I've been a vampire since 1379 (or 80, somewhere around there) and this is totally legit
Load More Replies...I remember these but the time is fuzzy- was it post interview interview with the vampire or blade?
I want to know who those models are, and if they had careers after this
1/2 Page Converse Ad Scanned In From A 1984 Playboy Magazine, I Just Read It For The Ads
Mcdonald’s, 1987 Ad
I actually loved those salads and they were fresh! I had one just about everyday the summer when I worked a retail job in downtown Chgo.
It will be, after they slather tons of pink sauce all over it!
Load More Replies...Wrong! I worked at McDonald's in the late 1980's. They were not tossed fresh all day. We made up an estimated day's worth early in the morning.
I used to like a MacDonalds salad - always had fries with it though...........
Really, Really Excited About Hot Dogs (1950s)
Has someone been putting some of those cocaine toothache drops in the hotdogs?
Looks like a scene in a 1950’s-set horror movie where some family moves into a suburb full of suspiciously cheery people, only to find out they’re robots, and this is the part that tips them off, when they’re at a barbecue and the rest of the people there are all looking at them like that. Yech, creepy!!
No, K Mart, No
Was this really 1990? Those listed prices are higher than discount stores charge now. There isn't ANY article of clothing in Walmart that costs $39.
Load More Replies...Ok so men:shirtless and jeans, woman:literally anything remotely black? Or gray?/joke
Remember When Brach’s Pick A Mix Was The Best Thing About Going To The Grocery Store? (1970s)
I met Mr. Brach as a young child (he was a donor to the college where my dad worked). He thoughtfully gave this six-year-old a child-sized jackknife with his name inscribed on it.
Ben Franklin stores used to have penny candy counters (in the late 60s-early 70s)
I remember those. The manager of the grocery store always gave me a piece when I came in with my mom. I remember Jewel still had a display back in the early 90's. I wish the grocery stores still had them.
I miss this. I can't remember a trip to the grocery store where I didn't end up eating at least one piece out of that thing. I mean, you have to sample so you'll make sure it's something you're going to like.
The Establishment Wig, 1968
Most men looked like Chester the molester back in the 1970s
Load More Replies..."And the sign said, 'Long-haired, freaky people need not apply,' so I shoved my hair up under this wig, and I went in to ask him why."
Could someone tell me about a situation where an establishment mustache is needed?
Not sure about the Establishment Mustache but I know that Establishment Sideburns are needed when applying for the position of railroad tycoon.
Load More Replies...Lot of National Guard and Reserve soldiers wore wigs to cover their non-reg long hair.
Yes! I remember a guy in my Air National Guard unit in the early ‘80s who wore a wig on drill weekends so he wouldn’t have to cut his hair. Was always a trip when I would see him out of uniform with his glorious mane cascading. 😆
Load More Replies...1977 Sears Catalog
Yeah, what's up with that? All I got to "bake" were those crappy cakes!
Load More Replies...I saw an article saying that with incandescents going away the Easy Bake's future is in jeopardy 🥺
Load More Replies...I remember this! Tiny packets of sauce and pepperoni. You go through all this work to put it together and bake it...and it's gone in one teeny bite.
When did the chef mascot disappear? I don't remember him at all, and at first glance I thought it might be the Little Caesar dude.
"When In Quarantine; People Who Are In Quarantine Are Not Isolated If They Have A Bell Telephone" - Bell Telephone Ad, November 17, 1910
They’re not wrong. Except for the fact that not everybody had a phone back then, and using the neighbor’s phone kinda ran counter to the idea of isolating.
They wouldn't be advertising to people who already had a phone, they're plainly trying to hook new customers. Their goal was always to get a phone into every home.
Load More Replies...New York Telephone Co. here trying to make a bit of cash out of a pandemic. No one would try that these days of course.
No but they had Cocaine in everything. So it was HiFI instead
Load More Replies...My grandparents said that back in the day groups of homes would have "party lines" that were all connected, so when the phone rang it rang in every house. Each family had their own personal ring that you would listen for. However, your neighbors could easily listen in on your calls by picking up the phone after you've answered.
Yet in the covid lockdowns, Manchester university students claimed they were just that.
Schlitz "Don't Worry Darling, You Didn't Burn The Beer!" 1950's
“Oh darling I’m so sorry, there appears to be a small dent on your head from the pan I accidentally let go off”
Load More Replies...Little, arguably interesting side-note; this is not the original ad from the 50's, the text did say the same thing more or less, but not exactly: "Anyway, you didn't burn the Schlitz!", and the text was placed underneath the image. This version has a modern computer typeface and placed on top of it. I wonder why whoever did this version choose to rephrase it slightly, when the content is the same.
I assume because Schlitz-beer lost so much market share after they tried to cut corners in the 70s(?) that it is only poorly rembered by younger generations and completely unknown by non-americans who are not eager BP or Reddit readers...
Load More Replies...I'm going to burn more than the dinner if you talk to me like that again darling!
“It’s Almost Like Having Another Lover There With The Two Of You”
I hope so! It kills the vibe if the rug isn't into it too.
Load More Replies...Simpsons Newspaper Ad (1991)
If that's the case .....I'm gonna need new glasses
Load More Replies...I feel so old - I remember watching them on The Tracey Ullman Show. If you can find footage of them you should watch it. It’s crazy how they got picked up for a series of their own.
Me too!!!! I lived in Las Vegas Nevada USA and in the early 2000s (I think?) a Simpson home was built using ALL the colors of the series as well as the corn 🌽 curtains in the kitchen and was auctioned or raffled off. I don't recall how many years they had to keep it that way but I wanted it!
Load More Replies...I love this episode. "Eighty-two thousand dollars! This monstrosity costs EIGHTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!?"
Citroën 2cv, 80’s
As many wheels as a Rolls Royce, and more room than a Porsche. So, by that logic, my KIA should be the same as those two luxury cars, plus faster than a Ferrari.
A Kia is practically a Rolls Royce compared to a 2CV.
Load More Replies...My sister had one. Eend in Dutch. A truck driver next to them threw bread out of his window to feed the ducks.
Load More Replies...The Ferrari they used was one that didn't even deserve the nameplate, the Mondial, so it was an easy marketing gimmick for citroen
Load More Replies...American Airlines, 1971
Until you hit a real nice pocket of turbulence.
Load More Replies...Are you SURE this is American Airlines? The same AA that’s worse than a shitty bus nowadays? Wow. How the mighty have fallen.
Did this ever truly happen? Is there a person out there who remembers enjoying the coach lounge?
I looked it up, it really was a thing on some 747's.
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure I took my last flight a couple weeks ago. A three hour flight and it takes you 24 hours to recover from the pain and stiffness? Not to mention airports designed by sadistic maze builders and run by wannabe cattle herders. I've decided, sadly, there's no place on earth I want to see that badly.
On my kast flight, realized how bad it was when i dropped my earbug and had no room to reach down to pick it up.
Load More Replies...The tickets were only 60% of the price of your car....
Load More Replies...Coach lounge? Nowadays, coach lounge is standing around the lavatory waiting for your turn.
I was 11 in 1971 and my family flew on a new 747. I got to play in the upstairs lounge. Fun times.
Toll Booth Quarter Gun (1962)
They wouldn’t. They’d just use the real thing to avoid paying a quarter.
Load More Replies...It's not really hard to throw your money in those baskets. You'd take longer looking for your quarter shooter.
I remember being very impressed when the car in front of me successfully paid their 75 cent toll from the front passenger seat, by pitching three quarters over the roof of the car and into the basket. I could barely make the shot from the driver's side.
Load More Replies...In 1962, I wonder how many road rage incidents happened when someone pointed the "gun" toward another driver? How much were tolls back then? What if the toll was ten cents?
You would get shot at today if those were still around! Oh geeze that is terrible
Omg the damage you could do not using it for it's intended purpose.
70’s Ad For Asbestos
Actually asbestos poisoning isn’t quite cancer. It’s molecules are shaped like tiny daggers that can go into your lungs but can’t get out. They stay in your lungs forever, making little stabs here and there. The more you inhale, the more tiny daggers there are. It’s literally death by a thousand cuts.
Load More Replies...The super dark and forboding thing here is they're saying it took two hours to evacuate the twin towers. When the planes struck in 2001, the towers both fell before 2 hours after impact.
I was just thinking, if they knew it took 2 hours to evacuate, maybe create a better evacuation plan? And 9/11 wasn't even the first terrorist attack against the buildings. 🫤
Load More Replies...How many first responders were killed years later because of the long exposure to the dust if this
Thank you for remembering us! So many are still very sick. I’m one of the luckier ones, it’s not cancer. Yet.
Load More Replies...Back in 93 there was the first bombing. My dad was part of one of the crews that went in to do cleanup. He did alot of jobs in buildings which had asbestos and he developed lung issues that put him on oxygen the last years of his life (covid took him before his lungs worsened)
i'm heartbroken to hear of his pain and your loss. truly sorry. your pa is a hero done a great injustice. i hope the next life treats him in the best way, and i hope you find healing and happiness. sending you love and light, friend
Load More Replies...WTC was completed in '73. Asbestos was first understood to be harmful at the tail end of the 19th century.
And yet all our school buildings were chock full of it well into the 1980s.
Load More Replies...For anyone else that wants to comment the "jet fuel can't melt steel" thing, as a blacksmith, I can't melt steel with propane either, but I use it to get the steel hot enough that I can deform it with a 3 lb hammer. It doesn't need to liquefy to lose it's shape.
Load More Replies...Those two buildings were not constructed to the fire safety codes of the time even when they were new. Because they were built by the Port Authority, they were able to take shortcuts and eliminate staircases that would have been a requirement in any other building of that size. The Port Authority was a law unto itself at the time.
Many firefighters and first responders have died from WTC asbestos.
Matchbook Ad For Camp Wandawega In Elkhorn, Wi
I'm sure was meant as a cheap momento in hopes you'll return or tell someone about them.
Load More Replies...All of which require healthy lung power. Hope the matches were actually intended for lighting campfires to roast marshmallows (well, I can dream, can’t I?).
Does anyone else get really fascist vibes from some of the things on this list? It really helps me understand the older generations a bit if everything they did as kids was either “patriotic” or not.
Gay Boy Tobacco 1890
So "gay" meant "happy" back then, but "Happy Boy" sounds off for some reason
Well... the ad does appear to be quite descriptive. I mean, who wears blush with a red cravat!
Another fun fact: (1800-1860) “Gay” became a code word in the "homosexual" subculture in the United States as a way to identify other "homosexuals" without attracting the attention of heterosexuals.
I tried to revive the use of the word "gay" to mean "happy" at my work, but it didn't take off. For the best, probably.
Garfield Telephone By Tyco (1978)
Fun fact : Garfield phones have been washing up on the beaches of Finistère (France) for more than 3 decades. A shipping cargo lost a container full of them. The container is stuck in an underwater cave, and it's impossible to retrieve it.
Remember the Garfield stuff animal that sticks to car windows, eventually got discolored by the sun
I've got a Peanut one... Now I need Walter👴, Jose`Jalapeno, and Achmed💀
Load More Replies...I still have this! the stripes are a little rubbed off but it still works (can't use it with some calls as it's not touchtone though)
Yes, These Are Telephones. Created By The Ericsson Company Of Sweden In The 1940s, Marketed In The 1950s
"why does mummy always tell us to leave the room whenever the phone rings?"
"Joshy, leave me alone! Can't you see I'm on the phone!"
Load More Replies...Here in Sweden it was called Cobra and some called it Gayphone bcz you needed to "give it it a number from behind". They're still sought after. Quite prizey. $ 1000 for a rare color sometimes even more.
Had this at my parents house in the '70s. The 'Taj Mahal' model. Oh c**p, I'm old. NOT BORING, THO!!!
Kickin Jeans
I was about to complain about these not existing anymore, but I googled it first and you can still find kicking jeans! (Slightly different model though, sadly)
For a while there, Century sold Billy Jack jeans with a gusseted crotch. Best jeans IMHO ever!
Load More Replies...So, as much as you want to, don't laugh at a dude with a shoelace fly.
White dude with a fro doing karate in bell-bottoms. I'll take three pair please and thank you.
If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready
Load More Replies...Cellophane (1954): Better Living Through Chemistry
So much wrong here but....the stork is so freaky looking right?
Better living through modifying the planet's ecosystem permanently.
Lose Weight With Pure Sugar! (1950s)
You're spot on Nathaniel. Sugar industry paid for a lot of the research that "proved" sugar was "good" and meat/butter/salt/etc. were "bad". 60 years later, here we are...
Load More Replies...So these ads wanted woman to lose weight and gain weight for men?
There is a domino sugar diet from probably that time. Basically a low calorie plan with light exercise and coffee with domino sugar in it as part of every meal.
The caption is talking about sugar but his face screams sexual harassment
Marilyn Monroe Firework Safety Ad. 1952
It probably wasn't an ad, but she did something in a potato sack
Load More Replies...I can't believe she is considered a "curvy voluptuous" woman. She looks very thin to me. Elizabeth Hurley said that if she had Marilyn's body she would have killed herself because she was too fat. Her words. It's mind-boggling to me.
Black Cat Cigarettes, Circa 1915
Keep Baby Safe (1960s)
Oh dear. Is this the same company that made those “safe” baby cages that attached OUTSIDE your high rise apartment window?
I think the price is interesting, though. Don't know the numbers, but I feel like you could get a similar product (maybe designed/sold for fruit instead of for a baby, for about the same price now.
Only One Of Its Kind, The Coronation Imperial, Chrysler, 1953
Wonder what happened to it. Would have been great to have it showcased for the platinum jubilee
I’ve never seen a purple car, I never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow I’d rather see than lease one.
Ad For The Very First Episode Of "Saturday Night Live." 1975
I remember the first season of SNL. My god was it all comedy gold! Never imagined a major network like NBC would’ve kept it on the air for almost 50 years now. I mean, you know how skittish about content network suits can get, and how hard they can push back about the subject matter of sketches, so I wonder how hard it was for Lorne Michaels to get the stamp of approval for the show, and to keep getting approved for renewal, considering how cutting edge it has always been—-powerful toes have always been stepped on HARD in the sketches. I’m glad of it, I just am astonished it’s had such amazing staying power in the face of controversy and executive conservatism.
Looks like they had some big names right off the bat: Carlin, Crystal, Kaufman. Or was this before they were household names?
Sony Walkman 1980
Yeah. Remember just how fast they burned through batteries? That was a big downside of them for me.
Load More Replies...I loved my Walkman for running and rollerblading! Carried it in a waist bag. It was the best option at the time for portable music.
I read “waist bag” as “waste bag” and I spit out my drink 🤣
Load More Replies...Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific, 1977
I remember this shampoo, even though the ad is really cringey. It actually DID smell terrific, and I got lots of compliments on it.
I honestly remember these shampoos smelling amazing! And my mom ready to whip me to tomorrow for using it up in my bubble bath
That reaction was discontinued somewhere around 1990.
Load More Replies...Because every woman wants a random stranger sniffing their hair ....urgh
"Gee, your hair smells terrific"..... AND now I've had a beer dumped on my head.
My sister and I had a FIT for this stuff especially after we got our Dorothy Hamill haircuts! ⛸️
Pepsi Cool Cans, 1990
I had a shirt with the lower left image. My brother had one with the upper left. Smh
Those are sort of awesome! If they still designed them like that I might drink more Pepsi…
"Chessie The Cat" Poster For The Chesapeake And Ohio Railroads,1933
Ge Widescreen 1000 - General Electric Performance Television - 1978
they were in the Columbo series with such a device for millionaire killers, lol
That thing weighs more than Gibraltar. My FIL had one and it took 4 healthy men to move it. (Spoiler alert: No handles.)
I can almost hear the knees and backs cracking all the way in the future.
Load More Replies...And look at the Betamax that apparently comes with it! This whole setup must cost at least $3000 back then, because early Betamaxes were around $2000 in 1978, all by themselves (I remember seeing one, a.ing with its price tag, in a store when I was in high school).
Now you can get this screen size for less than $300, it weighs about 5 lbs, and can literally hang on the wall.
Load More Replies...Extra Large Playpen Sofa Ad., 1970s
Between this and the Love Rug, I wonder how many visiting guests had to deal with crusty residue on the furnishings.
Tussy, 1966
Since I really hate pink, I would buy a different color—-even if I had to wear bright red or bright blue lipstick to get it.
Load More Replies...All the petrol head dudes who jump up and down about the Mustang being a MAN'S CAR get really shitty when you point out it was originally designed to appeal to women.
Imac, 2000
I bought 2 in Bondi Blue when they came out, one for me, one for Mom. She loved it. $1800 each, best money I ever spent. I think Dad sheet rocked it into the wall after she died.
My father had one of these. No matter how many discs I sent him to get him in the internet and emailing, he continued to use it as nothing more than a fancy typewriter—-but never used any of the proofreading g features to check his rambling letters that always went off on several unconnected tangents for errors before printing them and sending them to me. Not long afterward, he went into a nursing home.
To me this is the most beautifully designed piece of technology ever sold. And I'm a PC person.
I had a Mac Book in college (graduated in 1997). It was like carry around a giant brick!
Electric Banana Record Player (1973)
PLAY BANANA PHONE! :D Banana phone on the banana phono!
Load More Replies...The only way to listen to The Velvet Underground’s ”Peel Slowly And See”
I just noticed the built-in speakers. I was wondering why it was so big.
🎶Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I’ll meet ya down at the big yellow joint🎶
"If You Have No Bathroom, Don't Hunt For Another House, But Buy A Mosely Folding Bath Tub" - [c.1895]
“May include ghost of previously trapped tenant. Do not throw into open flame or the ghost will escape not responsible for any harm caused by maybe present ghost escaping by he flames. Do not use between the hours of 4pm and 3:30am.”
Might have to do with water supply. Running water in rural US varied greatly.
Load More Replies...OMG, this is awesome! With this and a murphy bed, I could live in 120 sq ft
Bell Telephone Long Distance Ad (1982)
You doing it wrong. Make a collect call with name "sendmoneymom" to make it seem urgent.
Load More Replies...“Job (Cigarettes)” By The Czech And Art Nouveau Artist, Alphonse Mucha. It Was Made In 1898 As An Advertisement For The Job Cigarette Rolling Paper Company
I have some of the cards that came in the pack. Pretty cool proverbs and sayings on them, a lot are really funny, and beautiful artwork.
I love Mucha. Once went to an exposition with loads of his ads in Prague 😍
When Your Computer Room Air Conditioner Fails, You May Adapt....1980s
I remember computer rooms that were cold as freezer lockers back in the day, because the equipment ran so f*****g hot.
Yea, I noticed that too. Woman still gotta wear heels though.
Load More Replies...But a smartphone can only serve one user at a time, and usually can't handle the accounting system of a large multinational corporation.
Load More Replies...That’s how most of us look when working probably since a lot of us work from home now
I may dress like that, but I sure don't look like that, lol.
Load More Replies...This TV Looks Like It's Going To Kill Her!
Wold Wad Wi Wfound Wfor Wrangler Win Wmy Wbasement
"Who is this Wod... who is this Wodewick to whom you wefer?" "He's a wobber!" "AAAAND A WAPIST!"
1979 Hanna-Barbera Ad Celebrating The 10th Year Of Scooby-Doo
Don Messick, who was the voice of Scooby, also voiced Boo Boo (Yogi Bear), He-Man, Papa Smurf, and Droopy Dog.
Frank Welker will always be known as Futurama’s Nibbler to me
I know Snopes has debunked it, but I love the Five Colleges theory of Scooby Doo
Bell Telephone System "Expected Guests Are Doubly Welcome" 1950's Nat. Geo Magazine
Sharp “Pocket Locker” (1995)
I call my best friend's parents that when I ask about them 😆
Load More Replies...Just dislodged this from the deep recesses of my closet 2 years ago. It still worked but no clue what the password was
The First-Ever Advertisement For McDonald's Big Mac, 1968
'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!"
As someone who has worked in the restaurant industry, there's not much of a secret to the secret sauce for something like that. It's literally just thousand island dressing.
Load More Replies...Well, back then the meat was real, the vegetables weren’t all f****d up with chemicals, and the buns were fresh baked every day. So yeah, they were a way better quality meal back then than the s**t they are today.
Atleast it looks like what you actually get (when it it not coming apart)
"Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Quarter-Pounder, French Fries. Icy Coke, Thick Shake, Sundaes, and Apple Pies!"
I worked with the inventors great granddaughter. He also had a house where I ran EMS. The house was huge
Beer! By George Petty (1932)
Now I need to look up more by this artist! Efit: Done! He was an American pin-up artist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Petty
Dude is giving me serious “I’m pretending that this is a human soul” vibes 😬
Life Savers, 1958
??? Lifesaver is basically flavored sugar-crystal.
Load More Replies...I loved those! Butterscotch was my favorite. Haven't seen them for years!
Load More Replies..."Past Present Future?", Western Electric, 1959
So that the young can experience the anxiety of calling a friend and have their parents pick the phone!! Fun times, I tell you. Fun times.
Load More Replies...Notice the sleeve on hand holding "past" phone.
Load More Replies...Kinda missed on the future prediction.I do not remember landline phones shaped like that——though I do remember landline phones shaped like Mickey Mouse.
"I've Got Dungeons And Dragons" [1980]
But....it was a satanic ritual to summon demons. Does anyone else remember how freaked out the conservatives were over this???
It funny how you call these people "conservative" in my country we´d call them fundamental religious fashists. Conservatives here are like "OK..when you play D&D at your friends house be home at eight"..instead of ten.
Load More Replies...I remember the Society for Creative Anachronism in college in the early eighties. They played D&D for reals—-costumed role play that matched the game play. SCA members were a breed apart.
🤣 when my D&D group got older we took it to the next level and founded a LARP group. We're now one of the "oldest" LARP clubs (🤔 association?) in my country. We host at least one LARP a year. 🤣
Load More Replies...Life Savers ~ Fancy Fruits (1965)
"Mommy...who ~was~ Hitler ?", Texaco, 1943
What I would give if this question REALLY is asked at some point in the future. When WWII is just a subject for history class like any other...
That’s already happened, unfortunately.
Load More Replies...Campbell's Soup On The Rocks (1960)
Beef broth was a big thing about 10 years ago, maybe less. They called it something else though. It was pretty hipster if I remember correctly.
Wedding Present For The Bride, 1970's
Nothing says You are Married and are now enslaved for life as well as this ...nice colour though :)
"Sturdy enough to survive the beatdown she'll surely give you after seeing this..."
Thank goodness they are all the same colour! I couldn't dare to step out of the house if my neighbors knew that my cleaning supplies have different colours!
Inside An Abercrombie & Fitch Catalogue 1909
They used to actually sell sturdy and useful outdoors clothing, and not the throwaway fad fashion c**p they do now.
Load More Replies...I'll take the Montana. Those jodphurs on the Aroostook would make me look fat(ter)!
Load More Replies..."Sugar's Got What It Takes" Sugar Information, Inc 1960's
https://images.app.goo.gl/Kghz1srTvcBFHDHb8
Load More Replies...7up Advertisement - John Alcorn. Illustration For 7up – The Uncola, Late 1960s Print Design
Ah-ha-ha-ha ... the Uncola. (That guy was scary.)
Load More Replies...7 Up used a lot of great graphic artists in the 60s and 70s including Milton Glaser and Peter Max.
Still pales in comparison to their all time hands down tip top cream of the crop best of the best of the best total classic “Make 7——-Up Yours” commercial. I even have one of the tee shirts.
What The Heck Is Electronic Mail? Honeywell 1977
"Dear Mr. Honeywell I am writing to you, the sole beneficiary named in the will of Mr. Yogi Bear, who tragically passed away last year in a freak picnic basket accident, leaving you the recipient of Mr. Bear's multi-million dollar fortune. I am happy to inform you that on receipt of a banker's check telexed to the 419 Bank of Lagos for the modest admininstrative fee of $200, these monies can be transferred to you at your earliest convenience".
1980s Sony Cassettes Ad
I didn’t know Kanye was making his godawful plastic jeans back in the eighties. Oh that’s right—-he f*****g copied someone else’s design, and just made the a*s part bigger to fit his wife. In other words, the “creative genius” is actually a plagiarist.
1943 Sears Christmas Book Catalog
I want the triangular pillow...just thinking how easy it would be to sleep sitting up when I'm sick with a stuffy nose
I guess someone downvoted you because they didn't know those were the names used for those type of items so I gave it back.
Load More Replies...I get Ratso but what do they mean by Fatso and Japso who are they representing?
"Fatso" Mussolini was a fat Fascist running Italy into the ground and "Japso" Hirohito was the emperor of Japan during WW II.
Load More Replies...Love the pincushion—-would love to have one now—-along with a Putin one and a drumpf one, though it would only come in extra large. The toys and pillow are good too. Only one of the ashtrays is acceptable, and that’s the Ratso one. The other two are getting a HARD NO, and a burn them all and never ever offer them again, from me.
Don't you realize they were all horrible monsters?
Load More Replies...Try The Mcdonald’s All American 3-Course Meal (1965)
Then where did the milkshake come from? The mystery stands…………
Load More Replies...Me too. Especially the fries. They tasted so good before they changed the recipe!
Load More Replies...There's a McDonald's in my area that still looks like the one in the picture.
But at least we all know now that it's not actually broken but being cleaned. 😅
Up until a few years ago, you could still ask for an All-American meal. I don't think they have it anymore (I haven't tried to order it in a long time). But, it was the cheapest combo. meal they had.
There's a movie about McDonalds. The milkshake back then was powdered.
So Much 80’s Packed Into One Ad. 1987
Right? 😆 I'm such a badass! Hmmm...green apple or fruit punch? 🤔
Load More Replies...L.a. Gear At Foot Locker Ad, 1986
Ah, double stacked slouch socks...extra points if you stacked scrunchies to match
I did both back in the day - thank you for noticing!!!
Load More Replies...Your Mother Wouldn't Like It...1973
More like your Gran for a lot of younger ones ! 20 in 1973 is 69 in 2022
Load More Replies...She’d tell you to,put on a bra or button up your coat, but no ducking way she’d ever object to that absolutely beautiful car (even though the MGB wasn’t MG’s best model).
“Paul Masson Will Sell No Wine Before It’s Time” 1980
Orson Welles was drunk for a lot of those photshoots & commercials. Hilarious to watch. Here's an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM
I wanted someone to post this. It's so messed up. 😆
Load More Replies...I Picked Coke In The Pepsi Challenge 1980’s
"Burger King Personal Radio With Headphones $12.95, Sold Only At Radio Shack" - 1985
lol came down here looking for this comment... my hero! picklematr...8028dd.jpg
I remember getting most of my stereo recording equipment from Radio Shack.
"Farewell To The Ugly Cigarette. Smoke Pretty. Eve." Eve Filter Cigarettes, 1971
She looks like the same female in the retro Herbal Essence shampoo bottle
1980 K-Mart Ad Featuring Phoebe Cates!
Back when KMart(the US version) was still a relevant retailer. They almost don't exist anymore.
Motorola TV (1952)
it features a two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand-grip well, and durable outer casing to prevent fall apart!
All console, tiny screen. 70 years later they’re all screen, tiny console—-that’s more like just a frame.
I still find it weird I am old enough to remember the concept of a (black'n'white) TV which needs considerable effort to move around, yet provided a mere fraction of the viewing options my modern pocket telephone has (and that could probably provide the computing capabilities for the moon landings without trying, or even being on the same continent as NASA).
“Sleep With Donald Trump” Competition (1990). I’d Love To Know If There Were Any Of These Pillow Cases Still Around
That’s my reaction too. Ewwww! Even back then when he was young and thinner and not all orange. Bet this contest was a real dud.
Load More Replies...And there goes whatever libido I had left. Toodles! See you in next life!
I love the juxtaposition of "Donald Trump" and "That Pr**k!" on the cover design.
Racists. Anything else is excuse. Anyone saying because he's a businessman is lying. Those same people would not hire someone who had multiple bankruptcies to run their business.
Load More Replies..."He Had A Soft Smile, Played A Mean Sax And Drove A Jazzy New '93 Escort Gt." (Ford Ad, USA, 1993)
Men’s Modern Hair Styles, 1950s
To go on a date with your flatfoot floozy with the floy-floy?
Load More Replies...If you ask a barber for a butch or executive today they’ll still know what you mean
So it's either: "A gust of wind just stroke me" or "I need to carry a tray on my head" or the infamous "I have lice".
All these men look like they're inbred and straight out of Smith's book of Human Malformations. Not recommended as a pregnancy read, btw
When I was a kid in the 60s, our local barber had this poster on the wall!
"Unfortunately, The Trickiest Deodorant Problem A Girl Has Isn't Under Her Pretty Little Arms" - Pristeen Femimine Hygiene Deodorant Spray [1968]
Do you make squirrels vomit when you stroll through the park? Has your boyfriend recently begun singing "The Shrimp Boats are Coming" when you enter the room? Does your private area smell like a dumpster behind a crab restaurant on a hot day? Try Pristeen!!
When something's gone wrong and it's the smell of your thong. Pristeen. When your man's is a coma from your panties' aroma. Pristeen. When your situation down south makes him breath through his mouth. Pristeen. ( Yes, I quote SNL. I'm cultured)
Load More Replies...Sadly they've just gotten better at being sneaky with their marketing for them.
Load More Replies...A common insult that the girls at my high school used to throw around was to call someone a "FDS woman". (Femimine Deodorant Spray). Yeah, I had to have a college girl explain it to me.
Libby's Spread And Eat Pizza (1975)
Long Distance Calling - November 1957
I remember the cheaper nighttime rates for landline calls. Rates that were really expensive, more when you take inflation into account. At least as expensive as early cellphone rates. By 2000, long distance landline calls had gotten so cheap—-when cellphone rates fell—-I could call my now husband, who was living in the UK, and talk as long as I wanted, and it would cost Pennie’s on the dollar compared to long distance calls in the US as recently (to 2000) as the late 1980s.
"Some Day All Beer Cans Will Open This Easy!", Schlitz, 1962
I remember this. What followed it in the mid-sixties was the pull tab, so you didn’t need the opener. After too many people, especially kids, sliced their feet open on those sharp AF pull tabs that assholes didn’t put in the garbage but just threw on the ground, in the late seventies out came the now familiar pop top.
We used to make necklaces and bracelets out of pull tabs we found as kids.
Load More Replies...1965 Ge Ad
Everybody had that kitchen in 1965. Avocado green appliances, double oven in the wall. Cripes.
Load More Replies...We had the avocado green appliances but our cupboards were darker, otherwise yeah. Also had burnt orange and brown carpeting in it
GE = General Electric. They built a lot of appliances. Almost everything except the cabinets in this ad was manufactured by them.
Load More Replies...Quite a few of these weren't fails. And before we get too condescending, twenty years from now people will be looking back at us and laughing.
The title is wrong. I'd say most of these passed the test of time. Which is pretty rare when viewing vintage ads.
Anyone noticed how lot of this ads say "send XX for catalogue." You literally have to pay to get catalogue. Now they just keep on coming uninvited.
I remember those days,but you could, also, sometimes get free info , by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to the company and they would use your envelope to send you info /price lists.
Load More Replies...It has only now occurred to me that I posed as a child in a catalogue so I can only count the years and pray I don't end up on one of these kinds of lists.
You want to see an ad that aged REALLY badly? Look up the Fairy Soap ad from 1912. You can't wash away the racism!
Quite a few of these weren't fails. And before we get too condescending, twenty years from now people will be looking back at us and laughing.
The title is wrong. I'd say most of these passed the test of time. Which is pretty rare when viewing vintage ads.
Anyone noticed how lot of this ads say "send XX for catalogue." You literally have to pay to get catalogue. Now they just keep on coming uninvited.
I remember those days,but you could, also, sometimes get free info , by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to the company and they would use your envelope to send you info /price lists.
Load More Replies...It has only now occurred to me that I posed as a child in a catalogue so I can only count the years and pray I don't end up on one of these kinds of lists.
You want to see an ad that aged REALLY badly? Look up the Fairy Soap ad from 1912. You can't wash away the racism!
