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Learning German has been a very hard journey, but also a very fun one! Often exhausted by learning the grammar, I have always been rewarded with new words and expressions which are not translatable or do not even exist in other languages.

Are you getting old and are a little worried about all the things you may be missing out on as time is running out...? Then you may have Torschlusspanik (closing-gate panic). Did someone make a fool of themselves and you feel deeply embarrassed for them? Then you're probably experiencing Fremdschämen (exterior shame).

Learning literal meanings of words put a smile on my face and inspired me to illustrate some of them. Let me share my 12 favorite words, which are just the tip of the iceberg!

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#1

Why Is The Slug Embarrassed? Because It's A Naked Snail!

Why Is The Slug Embarrassed? Because It's A Naked Snail!

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#2

Lightbulb Is Actually A Glowing Pear. Can't Disagree!

Lightbulb Is Actually A Glowing Pear. Can't Disagree!

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#3

Kiss A Toad And Turn It Into A Prince Or Give It A Shield And Make It A Turtle!

Kiss A Toad And Turn It Into A Prince Or Give It A Shield And Make It A Turtle!

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#4

Now That's A Good Excuse To Get An Extra Pair Of Shoes!

Now That's A Good Excuse To Get An Extra Pair Of Shoes!

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#5

Animals Indeed Have A Special Place In The German Language!

Animals Indeed Have A Special Place In The German Language!

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Katrin P.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just to be clear. Drahtesel is not the German word for bike ( that's Fahrrad, or Rad) , it's a nickname for bikes.

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#6

Who Is This In My Ear Singing The Same Rihanna?

Who Is This In My Ear Singing The Same Rihanna?

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#7

1 Cheese, 2 Cheese, 3 Cheese...

1 Cheese, 2 Cheese, 3 Cheese...

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Heike
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the word for small child - that would be Kleinkind (small=klein, child=Kind)

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#8

Are You Bored? Then Maybe It's Time For New Jeans!

Are You Bored? Then Maybe It's Time For New Jeans!

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Janine B.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a common phrase coming from teenage slang in the 80s. It's also a synonym for male impotence.

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#9

Next Time You Do The Dishes, Say Hello To The Water Rooster!

Next Time You Do The Dishes, Say Hello To The Water Rooster!

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#10

They Might Be Called Such, But I'd Advise You Not To Try To Ride Them

They Might Be Called Such, But I'd Advise You Not To Try To Ride Them

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like to note that despite the fact it came from Greek hippopotamus, which means the same, but that they've actually 'saved' the original form while other languages didn't. It appears Germans do have humor, unlike what others think.

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Osgood_7
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who is fluent in German, Nilpferd (Nile horse) is much more common than Flusspferd

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Joseph Georgiadis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, hippopotamus means exactly this: Hippo=horse, Potamus=river (Greek)

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Jenna Sherman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hippo = horse in Greek. potamos = river in Greek. which was pulled into Latin and used in Middle English. Hippopotamus = River Horse. :)

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Angrywolf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Dutch it is "Nijlpaard" Witch translates as Nilehorse in English.

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Chris Leeson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is exactly what the Chinese language would put it. Hippo in Chinese means river horse.

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the Kat who says ni
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Dutch/Flemish it is called a nijlpaard. A horse of the Nile. Because that's the only place they are at :D

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Steve Bowman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here's a joke for Germans: What's the name of a Flusspferd that has to pee? Hippopotamussmal.

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Ludwig Michiel
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#11

The Next Time You Plan To Jump The Queue, Remember What You're Dealing With!

The Next Time You Plan To Jump The Queue, Remember What You're Dealing With!

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Natalie Bohrteller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical false friend. How many times have students told me that there was a snake in front of the counter and they stood there and had to wait...

#12

Tornado's Trousers Will Blow Your Shoes Off!

Tornado's Trousers Will Blow Your Shoes Off!

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