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What would you do if you won the lottery? It's a question we've all probably thought about at some point in our lives, and now Jimmy Fallon is asking people to share their answers with his latest hashtag game, #IfIWonThePowerball. Jimmy himself would rent out an IKEA and sleep in a different display bedroom every night, but if you think that sounds strange then just wait until you read what other people would do! Scroll through some of our favorites below, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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#1

If I Won The Powerball

PoopyWonton Report

ADHORTATOR
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that once too....

Justin Simporios
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so happy and blessed. I won the lottery because Lord Meduza was recommended to me for assistance, and he utilized his spell-casting abilities to get the correct Lotto Max winning numbers that earned me a staggering $80 million dollars. My victory marks the biggest win for a single ticket in Lotto Max history in Canada. If you need his assistance, you can reach him via email: Lordmeduzatemple @ hotmail. com

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Rex Skarg
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use to be a very poor man who has always not find luck when it comes to playing the lottery. I have been playing the lottery since I was 21 years and now I am 45 meaning I have been playing the lottery for 24 years. The biggest amount I have ever won in my life was 400 bucks. But one day my the story turns to history after I find this man name on the Internet that he is the best when it comes to winning the lottery. This man is a very strong voodoo doc who gives out the numbers that can never fail. After all my years of laboring and struggling to win the lottery I finally won ($42,000,000) Dr Poula is the name, email is drpoulaspell@gmail.com

cayenne523
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you talking about YOUR PRESIDENT?

The Cappy
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that Clinton outspent Trump by a wide margin.

Leonard Linton
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dr Benjamin the professional lottery spell caster helped me win lottery, he can help you too Whatsapp:+17066036031

Katie Bennett
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for letting me post my review on your blog. I am very happy to share my insight working with DR AMBER because his powerful spell made me financially buoyant that no bill scares me anymore after winning 87 MILLION DOLLARS from the lottery game I played with your sure winning numbers. I want to thank DR AMBER for his endless help and he's from the United States. For urgent response or email: amberlottotemple @yahoo . com

Gregg Richardson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW I BECAME A LOTTERY WINNER I have been playing lottery games secretly for years without cashing out hugely and I needed to cash out big no matter what it takes. I overheard my boss telling his friend about DR AMBER on the internet saying that he has been so helpful to him and his family with his powerful spells. So, I researched about DR AMBER online and I saw various reviews about his works and I made sure I hit him up on WhatsApp via +1 406 646 2222 and I told him I needed a lottery spell and he explained to me what it will take to get it done and I accepted his terms. He prepared the lottery spell for me and gave me some numbers and told me when to play the lottery of which I did and after 4 days, I was called and told that I was the lucky winner of $263,948.00 and today I no longer work as delivery man. I want to use this medium to say thank you DR AMBER for your help in my life. If you need his help, you can reach him too on email via: amberlottotemple@yahoo.com for he's like

Margaret Loughrey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The spell caster that helped me win lottery, he gave me the winning numbers and I won, he can help you too email him today drbenjaminlottospell711 @ gmail. com

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    #2

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was hi-LARIOUS!

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy 3 cars with the benefits from my spouse dying of unexplained causes

    Susan Spe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone didn't think before they signed for their loans

    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'm getting a scholarship.

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him on whatsapp +13344539570

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spell caster that helped me win lottery, he gave me the winning numbers and I won, he can help you too email him today drbenjaminlottospell711 @ gmail .com

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Benjamin cast a lottery winning spell for me and I won, I'm wealthy today because of you Br Benjamin, I can't stop thanking you, he can help you too. Below his drbenjaminlottospell711@gmail.com

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him on whatsapp +13344539570 It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him on whatsapp +13344539570

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him on whatsapp +13344539570 ....

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margaret Loughrey I never thought that I could be this wealthy after all I've been through trying to meet ends and take care of my family, I used to play lottery but has never be lucky to win until I saw some comments online how he had helped a lot of people win, after first I didn't believe him but still I gave it a try, I wrote him a message on email after few hours he replied back so I told him what I want he assured me success. he also told me what I should do and I did all he requested from me, after some hours he gave me the lucky numbers and showed me where to play so i did as instructed to my biggest surprise I won 27 million pounds (Euromillions). Now I'm rich and happy all thanks to Dr Benjamin for the help, I'm nothing without you. if you need his help to win you can reach him via his email drbenjaminlottospell711@gmail.com and his whatsapp +13344539570 or visit his website Drbenjamintemple.com ...........................

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    If I Won The Powerball

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty genius

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is...even though it will also tell everyone you do not really trust rhem. ;)

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two problems with that: 1) It will take about 3 seconds before people figure out what you did, and then you'll displace Trump as the most vilified person on the national news for at least a week; and every time you're mentioned for the rest of your life, that'll be how you're remembered. 2) What if someone gives you $500? 3) Remember 1.

    Melvin Martins.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a great thing to announce to the general public for I have been saved and redeemed by winning a powerball lottery with a spell and a winning number from, Drjohnwinlotterspell@gmail.com I heard he has helped lot of people until he helped me this month to win my first $700,000.00 from powerball. You too can try for your self today is just a spell and a winning number. His call/WhatsApp +1 (803) 820 2671 , This just a beginning I will win 🏆 more. Good 👍 luck.

    Denise Stark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every thing in the whole flipping universe is Trump related! Those jokes are SO HACK!!!

    Tina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is worth a thousand thoughts!!

    WaffleWarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spelled TOMORROW wrong! Too many Ms!

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    #4

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Although you might as well just buy the building.

    Leonard Linton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Benjamin the professional lottery spell caster helped me win lottery, he can help you too Whatsapp:+17066036031

    Mercy Odigie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi everyone, my name is Francisco! Top Secret Way To Win Lottery With The Help Of A Magic spell caster called Dr. Prince . I requested a lottery spell, and he cast the spell and sent me the winning lottery number. Now I am a proud lottery winner with the help of Dr.prince . I won $1,000,000.00 ( One Million Dollars) Thank you so much sir for dedicating your time to cast the Lottery spell for me. I am extremely grateful for the Lottery spell you did for me. You can contact him now for your own winning numbers. Email: obinnaspelltemple@yahoo.com WhatsApp him: +18488416266

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him drbenjaminlottospell711@gmail.com ......

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are to dumb to buy a ticket

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    #5

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome idea. Be sure to include a pool!

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would not want a puppy farm?

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would too, I'd have a dog sanctuary!

    Weird Theater Geek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A house with a room just full of foster cats so i can take care of them

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all those happy tongues!

    Melvin Martins.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a great thing to announce to the general public for I have been saved and redeemed by winning a powerball lottery with a spell and a winning number from, Drjohnwinlotterspell@gmail.com I heard he has helped lot of people until he helped me this month to win my first $700,000.00 from powerball. You too can try for your self today is just a spell and a winning number. His call/WhatsApp +1 (803) 820 2671 , This just a beginning I will win 🏆 more. Good 👍 luck.

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him drbenjaminlottospell711 @ gmail. com

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    #7

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I must have bought a thousand tickets toniiiiiiiiiiight, and I'm not, sorry, cuz I bought every one"

    #8

    If I Won The Powerball

    BootlegBaptist Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to pay taxes on lottery money in the US?

    Diane Peters
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's just federal taxes. The state you live in will want their cut, too.

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    Cadin Jordan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you end up left with $300,000

    Margaret Loughrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him drbenjaminlottospell711@gmail.com ...............

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him drbenjaminlottospell711 @ gmail.com

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    #9

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Some heroes don't wear capes!

    A Mueller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just need to buy longer ones. I did, triangle barely visible now! 👍

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    #10

    If I Won The Powerball

    Disneyfreak62 Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like a really good business model! I smell a kick starter here.

    the derp king (Liam)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'm pretty sure that is the smell of marijuana donuts

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    #11

    If I Won The Powerball

    jimmyfallon Report

    Rafael Tiba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as if jimmy fallon didn't have the money to do that

    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago

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    Ewww, I've been to ikea, you know how many gross people climb in those beds and sit on those couches? Might as well rent out a whore house, and climb under the sheets, Jimmy!

    #12

    If I Won The Powerball

    Nickynic14 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you get the right players, you might even increase your riches...

    Daniel Fleming
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you got that from a Brian Reagan skit. Come up with own material

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Most of our opinions were at one point heard from other places. That's society.

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    #13

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    TheMaverick21 Report

    Samuel Suarez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you going to buy a ranch and hire homeless people if you gave all your money away??

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most kindest one I've seen

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind and good for the health and safety of many, and great for the economy :)

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1/4 to Amnesty. 1/4 to Oxfam, 1/4 Greenpeace. 1/4 to replace my dieing car, and repair my house, and maybe have a holiday. and a disabled persons bycycle for me, and set up my house so i can foster rescue animals.

    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would hire people to be ingredients in dog food!!!

    Alex P
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you feed dogs with homeless people?

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    #14

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Reint Van Mullekom
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one wall to protect him for the people from Mexico

    Margaret Loughrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like dream to me how this spell caster gave me lottery winning numbers and I won 27 million pounds, he can help you too. He's reliable. You can reach him drbenjaminlottospell711@gmail.com .......................

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would open a mental clinic so they could all get help.

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    If I Won The Powerball

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all want a re-vote. Well, 51% of us.

    MadamButterfly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay for trumps new haircut,and a hefty tip if an ear is accidentally sliced off. :)

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone payed for the last one dummy and they didn't win.

    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    There must be a lot in the pot for this...

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    #17

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Benny Bershtein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see soo many people wanting to open dog shelters...what about human beings??? why not opening a homeless shelter or a business to hire them?

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, also, remember to install a pool!

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    #19

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    Skunk Drunk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredPanda can learn from this...

    #20

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke is on you if she turns out to be a lesbian ;)

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can still get harassed by unwanted men, so....

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, what if they're just TALKING to her? What if she has male friends? I feel like "harass" should've been used in the place of "talk to".

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    #21

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, good one. You might get your personal Fresh Guacamole Assistant. On top of the Avocado Checking Professional.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Is guacamole expensive? Is it inconvenient to ask for? Where are you eating it where this is the case?

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    #22

    If I Won The Powerball

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    OTTERLUVR24
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I sign up for nephew?

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must know-do you really love otters? I'm kinda obsessed with your name!

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    Samantha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you have a giant vault full of coins that you could swim in too?

    #24

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    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be easy since he went bankrupt and sold all his stuff in the 90s lol

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    #25

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    The Cappy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one that made me actually laugh. I'll miss you when you get lynched though.

    Sophia Marotta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, haha, I love this! that person is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i needed the extra ! because that was the first time I laughed all day, lol)

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    #26

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me know when you do that, cuz my fat a*s gonna be there with a bucket, snacking on free cheetos!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take me with you!!! (You better save me some cheetos)

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should no't laugh so hard at this. :D

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now get back in your room and take your meds. Stop dreaming about YOUR PRESIDENT

    Chuck Bartowski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As hilarious as that would be, I doubt the secret service would allow a helicopter that big and unidentified to get near the president.

    Koko Sempai
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be like looking for a needle in 40 000 haystacks to find Trump afterwards

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a lot more than I should have at this

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    #27

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish. In my state, it's public record. No choice. But, with that kind of money it wouldn't matter, because I'd just disappear with it. >:)

    William Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I win, I expect to make my publically-available address "c/o Lawyer's Office."

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    The Cappy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone would know. Sadly, though, it likely doesn't matter that you haven't thought it through. Just as it doesn't help that I have. Neither of us it going to win ;)

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand is beautiful ! and the people are really nice too. Have a great time! and set up a rescue place for animals. ..seeing as how every 2nd winner is doing that :D

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    #29

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    Alex Rector
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to share the stash, I have 2 cats.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Catnip"... suuuure ;)

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    #30

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the new viral trend. Wait, that was 3 years(?) ago.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me laugh to this day. Brb youtubing the Taylor swift one

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    Savannah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just buy the screaming goat.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it, you have understood the goal

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less than you thought you did, but yeah. Still quite a lot.

    #32

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    If he is not doing it because he needs to, funding him some new work equipment should do the trick!

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    #33

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    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like, you could just smell them, oatmeal is a lot diff than choc chip.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raisins sneak into the not-oatmeal cookies, too! They're sneaky little bastards.

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone hate raisins so much? They're not as good as chocolate, but they're pretty awesome.

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i prefer the taste of oatmeal but definitly chocolate over raisins

    CandyCorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I'd hire a personal dessert chef

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    #34

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    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you buying coffee at Starbucks if you are too poor to eat?

    #35

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    TheHearseNurse Report

    Bertha Garcia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I don't know why if to laugh or cry.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe stop intellect shaming...

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You poor thing, why would you do that to YOUR PRESIDENT, or were you talking about that traitor Obama?

    #36

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    DarkSideIntern Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Empire: creating new communities and new jobs.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for flaws in the design

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    #37

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh you could buy that little kid some gold fish.

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    #38

    If I Won The Powerball

    TheseRmyPrblms Report

    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a new solar system that has 3 (most likely) habitable planets, so...you have choices.

    Space Nurd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually doesn't. They're just a bunch of tidally locked (don't know what that means? LOOK IT UP.) rocks floating a round a fiery ball of harmful gas. :P

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... someone doesn't know how Mars works

    Alina Capatina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by your answers, you must be really fun at parties, Amanda.

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the interview: I have a ton of money. It won't be worth anything once I get there, of course. But on the bright side I have no useful skills other than that finger thing. Can I come?

    #39

    If I Won The Powerball

    TheValuesVoter Report

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, smart. "I don't play"....sure

    #40

    If I Won The Powerball

    chaplinlives Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. I feel like this guy just needs a go fund me. I'll help you buy your goldfish

    Jacqueline Lavanchy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not make a huge pond, and free all goldfish that are prisonners in those prison bowls ? And educate people about how dumb and cruel it is to emprison living beings ?

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! My fantail goldfish has lived TEN years because I actually keep her in healthy conditions.

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    #41

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    PoopyWonton Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the first politician to make the six o'clock news at 8:00 in the morning being arrested and an embarrassment to their home state.

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    #42

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, really nice, lush green grass are for people who are lazy and mean.

    #43

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    KCWilliams73 Report

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful thought, yes. But the history of the world teaches us that you can't actually help everyone, enough, forever. And when you reach the end of your rope, you'll be vilified. That's how it works for governments anyway.

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well yeah god thought Horrible grammar or i am dumb but nice thought

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    #44

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    Sean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the Queen of England does with her 40 corgis I bet

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Queen does not anywhere near that many.

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    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I would do, but with pugs instead of corgis

    guess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you imagine..... :O y es ple as e ?

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool ramp for the bed would be nice or you would just see noses.

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    #45

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this is the kind of person who'd probably win.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel to different parts of her house?

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    #46

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    #47

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    #50

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you would be after they went to the hobby farm.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have children write down what they really wished for and give them their wish plus.

    #51

    If I Won The Powerball

    GotCookies Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, me too (my neighbors are creepy)

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just half of my neighbours, half are brilliant friends.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuss! You're a person after my own heart!

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    #54

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    KAFRY80 Report

    Steven Silva de Sa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it would be better than hiring an ill in house chef.

    #55

    If I Won The Powerball

    LiZaisatweetie Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this was downvoted. It's beautiful to think of others

    #56

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    #57

    If I Won The Powerball

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    #58

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    apbarnett Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for Pete sake haven't you heard about seedless watermelon?

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they sell seedless watermelon, so....

    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is another boredpanta item that shows otherwise. (10+ Food Lies That Completely Destroyed Our Trust)

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    #59

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    #61

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    #62

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gather your not keen on college? by now you will have finished then won the lottery.

    #64

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    ..well if you saved some to move out then you wouldn't have to worry about your mother yelling at you... I'm already siding with your mother; you clearly don't know how to spend your money

    Timmy Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill. It's just to be funny. U think they would actually spend millions on concert tickets???

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    #65

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    #66

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is Tor to hook yourself up!

    cayenne523
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop fantasizing about YOUR PRESIDENT

    #67

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    Blitz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this not have more upvotes are there no other music people on BoredPanda

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    #69

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    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do that anyway. Wanna be storage conneighbors?

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    #70

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    #71

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    #72

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    #73

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would enjoy every day of work from this day on...

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    #74

    If I Won The Powerball

    jpowersofficial Report

    #75

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    RebelAGallipoli Report

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people out there who are that rich. None of them is ... oh never mind.

    #76

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    #77

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    #80

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    Alex Rector
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah basically. (COUGH trump COUGH)

    Sean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're honestly not that expensive it's insulting

    #81

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    #82

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    #83

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    #84

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    sadlyangelica Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiling mum sounds really nice. Dad, also :)

    #85

    If I Won The Powerball

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    #86

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    #89

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    #90

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    jpowersofficial Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...to be loved by anyone...dabadabadaa

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now have that song stuck in my head. And this day started so well...

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    #91

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    #92

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    #97

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    Ervin68Te Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is really the kind of stuff they were looking for.

    Jörg Zingler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Indian guru called Bhagwan in the 1990ies he did a smiliar thing with 93 Rolls Royces. https://roadtrippers.com/stories/the-nitrous-huffing-cult-leader-and-his-93-rolls-royces

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    #98

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell that to my parakeet, she can tell the difference.

    #100

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    #105

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    ACanOf_Pringles Report

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll join you when I win mine

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    #106

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    SLorenzen62 Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooooor... you could just get off twitter

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    #107

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had better find one then you can quit.

    #117

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    #119

    If I Won The Powerball

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do u wanna make his flower beds better?

    #121

    If I Won The Powerball

    AEDExpert Report

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and also create a worldwide confusion about the truth

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don;t think you need to create the confusion.

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    João Ferreira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean to say not all of them are fake?

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    #122

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    #130

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay the landlord off, that'd be a lot cheaper.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you'll also collect rent as the new landlady :) $$$

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    Derae Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming you're doing it because he doesn't pay child support that wouldn't be the smartest idea because then he'd have no money for your child

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I should downvote this or not. To me, it depends on the situation. If the baby daddy is there for the child, then it would be extremely sad to do such a horrible thing.

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    #131

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    #135

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe start to loose some weight?

    #136

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    #139

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    Me.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the only non liberal comment is last.. -__-

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the other comments "liberal" ..well the Trump ones... but the rest are pretty neutral.

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    Jane linda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life is back!!! After 1 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr Osemudiamen, which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across allot of testimonies about this particular spell. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he help them to won lottery $2,000,000, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. i also come across one particular testimony,it was about a woman called linda,she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 3days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr Osemudiamen e-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him, and dr osemudiamen promise me that i should not worry, once he cast the spell and on the 3days my love

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    #142

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    Ortegaterri10 Report

    Jane linda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life is back!!! After 1 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr Osemudiamen, which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across allot of testimonies about this particular spell. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he help them to won lottery $2,000,000, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. i also come across one particular testimony,it was about a woman called linda,she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 3days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr Osemudiamen e-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him,drosemudiamenspellhome1@gmail.com

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