40 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists Made By This Artist

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Never seen those

9points

XenoMurph 3 years ago (edited)

Little finger at the most awkward contact point of the door handle, and hope fewer people have touched it there.

4points

Crux Najii 3 years ago

Or when they swing both ways and don't have a handle at all. You just push them! It's great!

3points

Trey Shipp 3 years ago

THOSE EXIST???? I NEED

1point

PaxScientia 3 years ago

That should be a requirement in every state.

1point

Kay Davis 3 years ago

I came across one where the door already opened outward....

0points

Artie B 3 years ago

The problem with them is that they don't work for all foot sizes.

0points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

Where the heck are those?

0points

Procrastinating Panda 3 years ago

This is a thing?

0points

Ladybug 3 years ago

I have always used a paper towel to open the door, even before COVID.

9points

I like donuts 3 years ago

I always use a paper towel to open the door

7points

Rose the Cook 3 years ago

The best design has no outer door but a strategically placed wall so that people outside can't see into the hand washing area. I can't find a picture but think of a type of maze. You find these a lot in China.

6points

Terry Butler 3 years ago

Walmart does this.

1point

Good Luckas 3 years ago

I use my elbow to open the door with the handle.

5points

Remi 3 years ago

I guess the real problems come when the doors open inward. I mostly just push the door and whatever is needed with my elbow too

0points

David Brown 3 years ago

As far as science & technology have come ffs why haven't they either made perpetually disinfecting door handles or just put automatic opening doors on the john entrance.

3points

Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago

I remember when you didn't have to be a Jedi (or Sith) to use a bathroom. Pre-pandemic I would freak out if there was a hand dryer because I KNEW nobody was washing their hands. Keep this in mind next time you use the bathroom, the last person to flush the toilet was just touching their junk. WASH YOUR HANDS!

3points

Jerry Ryan 3 years ago

I use paper towels on bathroom door handles and toilet paper for flushing handle

2points

MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Right! I had hoped to see some door handle innovation during the pandemic, but alas.

2points

Chich 3 years ago

Seen a fair number of bathroom doors either automated or with foot openers added

4points

EmCWolf 3 years ago

I just use a paper towel for that part and toss it in a trash can once I'm out 🤷‍♀️

1point

First, we asked the artist if she had any life-changing influences that might have helped her with her art and art style in general when it comes to her comics.

"My earliest influence is the daily comic strips in the newspaper when I was a kid. I'd read them all. Garfield, Peanuts, Ziggy, even the serials I didn't understand, like Mary Worth. As I got a little older I started reading the alternative newsweeklies that had great independent comics in the back pages. I was really into the work of Lynda Barry, Tom Tomorrow, and Ruben Bolling, just to name a few. Having my strip, Thingpart, picked up by those weekly papers years later and appear alongside some of those strips, was a huge honor!"

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189points

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Kind Pegasus 95 3 years ago

If only

94points

Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

who knows, nobody tried

5points

Emmydearest 3 years ago

Happens the same with people with clinical depression: "Why so sad? Cheer up!" "Ok...Oh, I'm cured!"

10points

jimmy koerner 3 years ago

If only that was how it worked.

9points

Matt Barker 3 years ago

Yep, works every time!

4points

*insert funny username* 3 years ago

Me except it’s: “Shut the freaking baby up”

2points

Kesam 3 years ago

Errm, you do get the message of this strip? That's not how babies work, mate! 😉

3points

TG Davis 3 years ago

My child who almost never cried, bawled loudly from the moment we sat down. There was one empty seat on the whole flight and guess who got it on their row!? Seconds after we were in the air, he quietened down and stayed quiet the rest of the trip. I'm pretty sure the kid had a plan... and it worked!

0points

Jeff Diamond 3 years ago

As someone who's taken a baby on a trans-Pacific flight, I feel this.

0points

Big W 3 years ago

I'd love to be able to silence some of the adult babies I work with

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

Sir, would you like me to shove a sock in its mouth to silence the noise?

0points

Jacob Hensel 3 years ago

Parenting at its finest!

0points

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177points

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Wynter wolf 3 years ago

OMG AMAZING

65points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS NOW

5points

Mr. Sasquatch Guy 3 years ago

This, the most precious of treasures. I NEED TO FIND IT.

5points

Memymo68 3 years ago

Priceless

2points

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

The sign on the left says dagner lol

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Lol

1point

Ein Steinbeck 3 years ago

Mmm... cold COVID water.

1point

David Brown 3 years ago

You must protect it with your life

1point

Eliyanah Arends 3 years ago

All of the water fountains at my school have cold water that comes from them... It makes up for the bullying situation at my school and the one after this one. It's really bad for females because we are specifically targeted by bullies.

0points

Hollie Evans 3 years ago

Wait total twist here n please excuse me for my confusion sweetheart but are you saying people are being bullied for drinking water? If so this world is seriously in trouble for our future.. I mean wtf is happening to these kids that makes their self Esteem so low to feel the need to bully someon for simply drinking water smh. FFS kids now a days have 0 respect n also need to know it's okay to have flaws and Learn to forgive n forget but also laugh at someone that calls them a name. We're not going to get any better if we can't teach our kids a little constructive criticism n maybe get some more help 4 the bulling situation in our schools. Help not just the victim. Being a bully is just that kid screaming out for attention or a cry out for help. They might just need someone to simply say "You Okay?" "I Understand n I'm here to listen with no judgment". I can only pray things change, cause if it doesn't then we r in for a long battle.

0points

Alana Voeks 3 years ago

I can't do super cold water fountains. Hurts my teeth

0points

Briana Burton 3 years ago

Every one of our water fountains have freezing cold water when u fill a water bottle it looks white cause of how cold it is

0points

Art, in any kind of form, takes a lot of time not only to practice but also to produce, therefore we asked Joey Alison how long it takes her to fully finish her comics.

"It really varies quite a bit! Sometimes I'll get an idea in a flash in the middle of the night. If I'm lucky enough to remember it when I wake up, sometimes I'll sit down and draw it out then post it online twenty minutes later. More often I'll come up with a germ of an idea, then mull over the script for days. Then I'll sit down and labor over the visuals for hours because something just won't look right. In the end, I'm not sure anyone but me can tell which process led to the final strip, so I should probably just work on having more midnight ideas!"

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176points

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best turtle 3 years ago

kill them

153points

AilouRos 3 years ago

Axe them down

14points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago

Step on them

7points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

brutally

4points

elemental 3 years ago

i love the quiet savagery of this comment. what do we do about this bs?? kill them

1point

Jae 3 years ago

Ooh- you naughty wackus bonkus

1point

Julianne M 3 years ago

Yes

1point

Urbosa 3 years ago

Yes

0points

Shea Keenan 3 years ago

I agree!

0points

Eliyanah Arends 3 years ago

All of them

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

That got dark quick

0points

tetriskull64 3 years ago

kill them

0points

chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago

crush them with your axe paula. keep girlbossing

17points

Eva 3 years ago

"That axe isn't very feminine!" Yeah? So? Suck it, bitches. some of the worlds best axe-throwers are women.

10points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

*picks up axe* now let me show an example of what i do to you

6points

real_izuku 3 years ago

Stomp em

6points

Elizabeth Allison 3 years ago

This is too true I too have been called fat and ugly and men say we have it easy 😂 ahhh if only they knew!

3points

Noober Poof 3 years ago

Yeah, it's not like women do it to guys all the time, right?

1point

Peter Ledoux 3 years ago

I don't know wheater to laugh or cry.

2points

DC 3 years ago

... chop'em half, deepfry, and enjoy with a side of pine trees. Oldthoughtish dudes taste a bit overripe every now and then ... just use another barrel of mustard instead only one, works great.

1point

Karma hits hard after years 3 years ago

Swing that axe and cut off those tiny balls. You can't even see them so be sure to not miss. 💀

0points

AnIncognitoAsshole 3 years ago

S q u i s h t h e m

0points

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Final score:

176points

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Ivo H 3 years ago (edited)

When I do this with a spider, I always just quickly swing the glass, put the paper back and leave it overnight, just in case the spider is still there, and just turned invisible to fool me.

71points

Leslie Bryant 3 years ago

When I would vacuum up spiders i would put the vacuum outside and go buy a new one.

12points

The Deez 3 years ago

I'm always worried that if I do "catch and release", they'll just go and tell their friends that my house is a safe house and then I'll be overrun! LOL!

5points

Sandy J Renfroe 3 years ago

It crawled to the other side of the paper and it's about to touch you now...

0points

Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago

Never really understood this. In the summer, doesn't spider in your house eat flies that would otherwise bother you?

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

I never am able to make myself get that close you're braver than me😳♓

0points

Bj Burns 3 years ago

Same

0points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

At least spiders eat nuisance bugs. James however... Does not.

7points

LeeBreezy 3 years ago

not with that attitude!

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

dont forget to lock it

2points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

I spray any bug that gets in the house with anything it doesn't even have to be bug spray I know it'll kill it

1point

Tempest 3 years ago

I tell people after 2 A m they have to pay me in cash.

0points

Dorine Lester 3 years ago

Boy, I was slow to catch on, until I read the first comment.

0points

Being an artist is not easy, one can easily encounter a lack of inspiration, burnout, etc, so we wanted to ask the artist about her ideas for the comics.

"Mostly I just have a brain that's wired to make strange connections between different things, and an almost compulsive need to make jokes. I've always been shy and anxious and my way to wedge myself into conversations and social situations is to try to say something funny. Since I also like to draw, the natural medium was comic strips. I guess if I was more outgoing I would have ended up as a stand-up comic, or if I didn't like making jokes I would have ended up doing fine art. Hmm. Now I'm starting to question my career choices."

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166points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago

I had this type of dream once- dreaming inside a dream, had to make sure three times that I woke up real-time before using the toilet

84points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago (edited)

I had a dream where i woke up and did everything i do in real life. I almost missed school that day because i was confused and disoriented

7points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

How do you know you did? It's time to wake up DUN DUN, you are late for school DUN DUN. DUN DUN, wake up!

4points

mysticalasDUCK 3 years ago

Inception!!

2points

Peppa Pig 3 years ago

I had a dream and in it one of my earlier dreams had happened in the dream, so now my dreams are all in one world where my dreams are actual things I did in dreamland.

1point

elemental 3 years ago

lmaooooo me too! and that exact fear gripped me. i probably waited like a minute before actually starting to pee, just in case.

1point

Polar_bear_lover 3 years ago

My friend once had what I call a quadruple dream. Let me explain- She had a dream, and in that dream, she was dreaming, and in THAT dream, she was dreaming, and then in THAT ream, she was dreaming.

1point

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

That means you were unconscious. (When you wake up in a dream)

1point

DC 3 years ago

... that case, I severely wronged myself last year ... glad one of my cats had puked into my bed, and as I couldn't remove the smell, I bought a new mattress and a waterproof cover, that works with piss just as good as with puke.

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

so simple yet so beautiful

3points

Aaman Khan 3 years ago

"Living your dream" a myth

1point

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

When you're trying to get up in the morning for school...

1point

유수연 2 years ago

I dreamt inside a dream before but 18 times lucky I kept waking in unfamiliar places and normally don't pee right after waking up

0points

Taki Goedachi 3 years ago

Living the dream!

0points

Jerry Ryan 3 years ago

I've been there one time I woke up 3 times in one night but 2 times was just me dreaming that I woke up

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

Cats are so perfect 🐱🥰😍😘❣️😻

0points

Dorine Lester 3 years ago

Yup that's about eight.

0points

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160points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

Ohh... the irony.

66points

DC 3 years ago

I, the Orony!

3points

ljbeanfield 3 years ago

I've noticed a few of these women are calling people "libt@rds" and s**t... LMAO! Hypocrisy.

7points

Tempest 3 years ago

Uhm..those actually ARE the libtards

-1point

best turtle 3 years ago

someone get the tape

7points

Nori Arsha 3 years ago

Ah yes, the classic "you aren't allowed to judge my hatefulness!". Because everything knows that Midwestern people, folks in less liberal areas, and blue collar types are known for their incredible tolerance.

4points

Brivid 3 years ago (edited)

I'm pretty sure this is everybody who ever lived.

1point

Tempest 3 years ago

So you hate working people.

1point

Tempest 3 years ago

So you're not like your family....ok.

1point

SW Dad 3 years ago

I'm very judgemental. I am okay with this.

0points

Soggy Crumpet 3 years ago

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Cody Zoesch 3 years ago

You just outed your own prejudice. That woman graduated from Harvard Law school, was a Supreme Court clerk, a public defender, was on the federal sentences commission, was a district judge, and was a court of appeals judge. She's just as qualified as the most qualified person on the bench and is more qualified than others.

4points

Nori Arsha 3 years ago (edited)

Nooo it can't be that she's really goddamn good at her job Or do you live in your imagination where the only qualified people who exist are white or men?

3points

SW Dad 3 years ago

Aaand this is why we judge you poorly.

-1point

As we mentioned before, sometimes creative work can cause quite a burnout, therefore we asked the artist how she dealt with that as well.

"Sometimes I do. I write and draw a biweekly comic for thenib.com and I write the syndicated daily strip Alley Oop (drawn by the amazing Jonathan Lemon) and those two projects take up a lot of my creative energy. Not that I'm complaining! I spent many years with a surplus of creative time and I'd still get burned out from time to time. The trick for me is to just vary the things I do in a day and also to have a magical watch that lets me pause time and get everything done while the rest of the world is frozen like statues."

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Final score:

157points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

The lyrics was awesome I heard it last year.

78points

chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago

Really good beat-I heard it in 3 years from now

9points

Robert Duran 3 years ago (edited)

Me too! I can't wait until it comes out!

2points

I-am-bubbles!(she/her/cat) 3 years ago

The bass solo was awesome! I heard it a decade ago

2points

Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago

I heard it tomorrow

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

No, you should have said you heard it next year!

0points

Dizz2K7 Gaming 3 years ago

Next*

-1point

sanmay sharma 3 years ago

Hey man that's me! I'm stuck here in 2022 someone take me back!!

0points

LostSage 3 years ago

This will be the number 1 hit song in the future

0points

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155points

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awwww so cute! little billy learned road rage before going on a road.

56points

Teresa Stabler 3 years ago

He knows all the rules of the road!

7points

Good Luckas 3 years ago

Why is “die” censored?!

3points

Mark Bluhm 3 years ago

Idk but they might as well have just censored the I with a bold I

3points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

Don't sell the car-

2points

Tempest 3 years ago

In just gonna go talk to the insurance guy and mechanic and let them decide which car to buy. They'll see it more than I will.

1point

Landon Ream 3 years ago

Dang

1point

Dizz2K7 Gaming 3 years ago

The censor bar is too small, so the i is still an i.

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Well you gotta check the acoustics of the car before purchasing.

0points

David Brown 3 years ago

Ahh, the finer details of finding the perfect vehicle.

0points

Kailin-Klint Pangilinan 3 years ago

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ljbeanfield 3 years ago

What?

8points

We also asked the artist about how people reacted to her work.

"I'm lucky that for the most part the reaction spectrum runs from apathy to enjoyment. Some of my comics are really personal, so it's stressful to see how people react, but it's usually pretty positive. Sometimes my more political work gets the attention of mean weirdos who post nasty comments, but I know deep down at the end of the day they have to crawl back into their stinky caves and eat rotten fish, which is the fate of their miserable little lives."

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153points

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Ivo H 3 years ago

That's a bit disturbing

63points

SCP 504 3 years ago

I don’t know what’s worse, shooting the pumpkin or the pumpkin eating other plants

9points

Baolau Oh 3 years ago

I hope to God your vegan because what really happens to most people's food is much much worse.

2points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

and delicious

2points

Mark Cleary 3 years ago

Yup

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah he looks creepy lol

0points

Bryan Dehler 3 years ago

How is it disturbing? You do realize pumpkins don't have teeth, a brain, eat leaves, or a brain which would trigger a central nervous system...?

-1point

J Aislynn d'Merricksson 3 years ago

The tiny mounted candy corn is hilarious

6points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

she should have put a candle in it

3points

Amy Jo Hoppins 3 years ago

That's thinking. Also, if it's called tourist season..why can't we shoot them?

2points

Abigail Coty 3 years ago

Ooo granny is a bada**? (Censored myself btw ;))

2points

Tempest 3 years ago

Vegans are odd

1point

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

delicious. soon it’ll be best roots. let’s prepare

1point

GlassHalfWay 3 years ago

I actually laughed at this one

1point

Milo 3 years ago

Perfect

0points

Jeff Diamond 3 years ago

Does she have a candy corn on the wall??

0points

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Final score:

150points

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Ozymandias73 3 years ago

1, 2 , 3 GET HER!!

41points

PeachPossum 3 years ago

Who ya gonna call?

7points

Mike Crow 3 years ago

Omg, the scene just started to play in my head. I can hear the music as they are running away.

5points

Jonathan Labelle 3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxknDg0wr4&ab_channel=batavias

1point

Tobias 3 years ago

Ghostbusters

0points

Shea Keenan 3 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHA! I loved that movie!

0points

Sharon Calderone 3 years ago

🤣

0points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

YES! Me too!

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

when a crewmate dies in a library

4points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bingbingbing bong bong

0points

Teresa Stabler 3 years ago

Make sure he doesn't pull out that special blue book or the secret will be out!

3points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

The entrance to the place where the only water fountain with cold water is?

3points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah now I don't have to put the books up every day, so what if he eats you it'll be fine. 😅

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

A full floating vaperis apparition. And it scare the socks of some poor old librarian.

2points

Yvonne Alley 3 years ago

Silver linings!

1point

Shelly Roke 3 years ago

1, 2, 3 Keep her!!

0points

Kailin-Klint Pangilinan 3 years ago

Hell...

0points

Deni Castro 3 years ago

Do not call the Ghostbusters.

-1point

The creative process is not easy, but there are many enjoyable parts to it as shared by the artist.

"I really enjoy the writing part. It feels like magic. Sometimes a whole script will just pop into my head, fully formed. And sometimes it's like sculpting a huge block of marble - I'll know that somewhere inside there's a joke and I just have to chip away at it tiny bit by tiny bit until it comes out. It's fun, even when it makes my brain hurt from bashing it against that block of marble for too long."

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148points

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Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

Awww...I want to be picked up and held.

71points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

Same, if you find out where it is let me know asap!

8points

Kendall Danielle 3 years ago

*Picks you up and holds you*

1point

Devin Howe 3 years ago

My bisexual self couldn't agree more

1point

best turtle 3 years ago

where is the line?

7points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

i could use this today

2points

Erinia Verde 3 years ago

I'd love to be picked up by a redhead lumberjack :)

1point

Tempest 3 years ago

You should specify the sex..location and other details..that could happen.

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

Have that service available for a flat rate Visit my fetlife wall for details.

-2points

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Final score:

143points

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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago (edited)

'And then God parted the heavens and proclaimed 'The End' (any similarities to any person, living or dead, are purely coincidental)

44points

Anne McKinney 3 years ago

Hahaha...40 more votes if I could L.G. !!

0points

SW Dad 3 years ago

Ryan George did a great YouTube sketch about the same concept.

0points

Brian Jolliff 3 years ago

These lies probably helped get humans into outer space.

0points

Digital art and art, in general, is not easy and requires a lot of patience, time, resources, and in most cases even money, therefore we wanted to know how the talented comic artist started her own career in digital art.

"I started drawing comics long before the internet existed, so I've always enjoyed creating with pencil and paper. I still sketch out my ideas in an analog format first. But I've happily embraced technology as it's come out - it makes the process so much easier.

Back in the day I'd coded my own website with HTML and posted stuff there. I had a LiveJournal for a few years and just keep moving to new platforms as they come out.

I've always been someone who works in lots of media. I paint, I do paper sculpture, and I play music. But my one true love is comics."

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135points

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Ozymandias73 3 years ago

At least mime it up

44points

Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

considering my make up talent, i'm a clown :D

5points

Eva 3 years ago

pride clown

3points

Harry pottsh 3 years ago

My mom

3points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

*mines out “ dad i’m a mine i’m plainer”* points middle finger

2points

Noober Poof 3 years ago

A mine? Oh, a mime. Being called a hole full of guys digging for gold is silly.

1point

Marcus Kremer 3 years ago

What a clown....

1point

Saint Lynnie 3 years ago

When your pronouns are clown/clownself

0points

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133points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

"I am not trapped in here, devil. It's you who is trapped here with me ."

70points

Good Luckas 3 years ago

*Maniacal laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHA

2points

._. 3 years ago

He's wearing the same clothes in hell and in the car. Car crash :)

3points

sanmay sharma 3 years ago

Nobody noticed the Satan looks like his warmate? 😂 He be like... You again!!

2points

Keisha 3 years ago

Hitler ???

1point

Lavetta 3 years ago

I like how the devil is wearing casual clothes as well.

1point

Kailin-Klint Pangilinan 3 years ago

Everything is hell

1point

David Brown 3 years ago

I've seen times when I was absolutely positive being in hell would have been a better alternative to what I was doing.

0points

Artists tend to get motivated by a lot of things such as curiosity, the search for beauty, or even meaning. Therefore, we asked Sayers about that too.

"It's the search for the perfect joke. It's out there, and I think I've come close a few times. It's like the Grand Unified Theory of physics. Once I crack the code, and solve the equation for the quintessential punchline, we can all retire and live in a humor utopia!"

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Final score:

121points

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Saint Thomas 3 years ago

If you don't like rats, and don't know what a 'rat king' is, don't google it. (I know, now you really want to....)

62points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Ummm, why why why?? I HAD to look it up. Rats don't bother me, but this is...WTH

24points

Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago

It's a collection of rats whose tails have been entangled or essentially tied together. To save you the trauma of seeing pictures on Google search

15points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

Meh...I've seen worse. I have four kids.

13points

Androgynous Angler Fish 3 years ago

SERIOUSLY. I KNOW UR CURIOUS BUT UR BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING, I PROMISE.

11points

Lizzi Huffman 3 years ago

If you DO like rats & don't know what a rate king is don't Google it, it's so sad.

9points

Saint Lynnie 3 years ago

You do know that telling someone not to Google something is the same as telling someone to Google it

4points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

i’m too scared to

4points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

😳😒🤏🏻

4points

IrrelevantNonsense 3 years ago

You mean this?; https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thelastofus/images/d/dc/Rat_King_model.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1200?cb=20200711175135

3points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Poor ratties

3points

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

I'ma Google it now lol

3points

Joybug 3 years ago

I already know.

2points

CookieCrump 3 years ago

It looks discusting.

2points

SCP-999 3 years ago (edited)

Telling me not to Google it is like an invitation to Google it :)

1point

Darkest Argentum 3 years ago

No for real dont google it i know and wish i didnt and its not a thing you can unlearn

1point

#It'sthatonepersonscrolling 3 years ago

FML, I'm a 'curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back' kinda person... But WTFFF😱😱

1point

Becky Graybeal 3 years ago

OMG. And I like rats, they make good pets. But yikes

1point

Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago

Just some rats, can't reach the apex.

1point

Dog Fanatic 3 years ago

HOLY-

1point

유수연 2 years ago

Nope ,I don't have curiosity in the middle of my olny rest time

0points

that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 3 years ago

OH GOD

0points

Just your local Gemini 3 years ago

now you know 800px-Stra...1e2a5a.jpg

0points

Brad Nance 3 years ago

Try Terry Pratchett's "The Amazing Maurice" (if you haven't already)

0points

Crocodile 3 years ago

I already knew what a rat king was

0points

Lauraine Zhou 3 years ago

. . . I don't know how to break it to you guys but... there are also squirrel kings

0points

HELLO, IT IS ME 3 years ago

Yea don't search it up💀

0points

HELLO, IT IS ME 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah I shouldn't of googled it thats nasty

0points

Elin Peterson 🥐 3 years ago

WHY DID I GOOGLE IT

0points

Julianne M 3 years ago

No regrets

0points

I like donuts 3 years ago

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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

There hasn't been one seen for about 100 years or so...it just happens when the rats are clambering all over each other and their tales knot up. Sad, really.

12points

Chich 3 years ago

Last one found was Oct /21 in Estonia and they were still alive. I had heard of rat kings but did not know of squirrel kings.

5points

Ladybug 3 years ago

Yeah, umm I too scared to google this.... no matter how curious I am. DONT DO IT PEOPLE YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!!!!

4points

Iain Glencross 3 years ago

In a Terry Pratchett book.

3points

Goose 3 years ago

Haha loser imagine getting tail tied

2points

Crocodile 3 years ago

XD can't believe this is the first comic I've seen that has mentioned a Rat King in it

1point

Why? 3 years ago

Then a plague on you, my son!

1point

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

Why did I do that...

1point

TG Davis 3 years ago

No! I just thought Rat King had to do with Nutcracker, now I learn this! I love rats! I don't want to know this can happen!!! 😢😞😭

0points

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118points

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Lena Warren 3 years ago

exactly

30points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

mmm diamonds are the crunchiest

5points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

I need a crystal house cause my allergies are literally making me dizzy

3points

Cassandra Chulski McNeil 3 years ago

I laughed at this wasaay too hard for being an element lover myself. I do not believe they replace modern science but I do believe in the healing power of nature and the natural

2points

Heháka Kohana Runs With Bears 3 years ago

Exactly how I feel! Definitely doesn't replace a doctor or medictions, but I absolutely agree there is definitely a positive impact from nature and the natural that shouldn't be overlooked. I feel like some people claim you can cure anything with crystals and then everyone else thinks anyone who believes in any type of healing from nature thinks that too, which is definitely not the case. Most of us from who I've talked to use it as a supplement like a vitamin kinda but.fully take any needed medication and see doctors.

0points

Sour TheWizard117 3 years ago

Doctor Nick?!?!??

1point

Viola Yarrow 3 years ago

I have lots of crystals. I like them ‘cuz they ✨SHINY✨

0points

Kay Davis 3 years ago

The first one though 🤣

0points

Kimberly Morris 3 years ago

Hubby carries crystals around in his kidneys.

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

So add salt.

0points

Alana Voeks 3 years ago

If you have a little charm that makes you feel better and isn't hurting anyone, then great. Keep it to yourself.

0points

#18

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Final score:

115points

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SDLT010 3 years ago

That's the most regal thing you could get

81points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

Very majestic

2points

MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Cats are majestic in every situation.

5points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Exactly! That’s why they need to stay!

3points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago (edited)

hmm let’s put crowns on them

3points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

KITTIES

3points

Dog Fanatic 3 years ago

No never they are perfect :)

3points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

But if we have those everyone will come here just to see the kittens.

1point

Clara Cubitt 3 years ago

No that is ✨PERFECT✨

1point

christine buckley 3 years ago

Nah...guard Dobermen to protect the books...lol

0points

Yvonne Alley 3 years ago

This was in the early years...

0points

Noober Poof 3 years ago

At least they aren't showing off their b******e.

0points

#19

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Final score:

104points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)

*Handing over homophobes* David, YES!

89points

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

Bruh @DUN DUN I see you all over BP and you’re hilarious

17points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

me: *hands brother over* go nuts david

8points

Wynter wolf 3 years ago

i laughed too hard @ this

5points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Send him to Topeka. He'll take care of that church.

3points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

*hands over my enemy* David, YES AGAIN

3points

Tasha Love 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Ihneelk Lam 3 years ago

Handing over deranged alphabets who actually believe they're capable of scaring anyone. "Go nuts, David.

0points

Demon Girl 3 years ago

LOOL

0points

Harry pottsh 3 years ago

Wasn't no david no a children's book?

7points

chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago

it was no david but close enough lol

7points

HARLOW BARHAM 3 years ago

NO DAVID

1point

SCP 504 3 years ago

Bad David! Bad!

1point

Yvonne Alley 3 years ago

Always wondered about him.

0points

#20

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

102points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

69points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Why discard it when you can ✨recycle it✨

11points

Darkest Argentum 3 years ago

It was a copy of After we Colide

1point

Lewis Fisher Wells 3 years ago

I can't stand losing them

1point

Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

Its not too late, Dr Book! Put them in the book press! Stop being spineless (d'you see what I did there?)

6points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Ya know this reminds me in second grade we had to cut apart books. Hence book hospital.

3points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

i want to die reading this

3points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

in loving memory. loved by all, hated by idiots

2points

Landon Ream 3 years ago

Book hospital

2points

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

So sad

1point

Vikki Smith 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

?????

0points

Brian Jolliff 3 years ago

The difference between greedy and professional book censors.

0points

Jill Sadler 3 years ago

What parenting is like, and why board books were made.

0points

#21

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Final score:

99points

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Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

Sometimes.

33points

Susanne B 3 years ago

I have always wondered when watching crime shows, how people remember, what they did last thursday. I might manage to remember yesterday, if given time to think

8points

Natasha 3 years ago

I have (pretty much) the same schedule every week so that helps

0points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

that’s the day before my birthday

2points

MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist 3 years ago

I can’t remember what I ate for lunch

2points

Res Earch 3 years ago

Meanwhile TV show people be like "Oh yeah, six months ago on a rainy Wednesday I saw a dude in a red shirt at exactly 9:47 AM"

1point

Tasha Love 3 years ago

Dang, that's a fast crime and ID of a possible suspect.

0points

Aasish Thomas 3 years ago

Page Dr. Shaun Murphy stat!

0points

TG Davis 3 years ago

Who is this person spying on me to make their comics!!???

0points

Kay Davis 3 years ago

Me, constantly

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

Joe Biden...every damn day

-1point

#22

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

99points

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MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Oh, so that's why.

49points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

It all makes sense now

1point

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

I've read this before, or just de ja vu. Anyone else?

1point

Jeff Diamond 3 years ago

So... Fox News contributors?

0points

Does It Really Matter 3 years ago

Whats the difference?

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

That's been going on for ages now.

0points

Brian Jolliff 3 years ago

Is this a pre-Nixon comic?

0points

De Co 3 years ago

Well...

0points

Richie penhallurick 3 years ago

Written by A.I.

0points

Kit Spiker 3 years ago

It all makes sense or not.....

0points

Florence 3 years ago

makes sense

0points

#23

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

98points

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Landon Ream 3 years ago

Yesss

17points

Box Knight 3 years ago

*frantically pushes the "end" button*

2points

Elizabeth Allison 3 years ago

Hit end 😆

1point

Jeff Diamond 3 years ago (edited)

You're muted, Kevin.

0points

Allison Robertson 3 years ago

What do you mean after? Sus

0points

Kay Davis 3 years ago

I wish everyone had an end button

0points

Beluga 3 years ago

Reminds me of that one amazing world of gumball episode

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

They had that In the 90s

0points

Ironass 3 years ago

how to correctly view the post quarentine world

0points

#24

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

98points

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Teresa Stabler 3 years ago

I actually have a thing for towels.

30points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

One of the only things besides a pillow case to fold evenly easily

6points

Neir Lucan 3 years ago

You FIND your thing, and you OWN it. If the little things bring you joy, then they aren't little.

1point

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Can you do mine? I've been procrastinating...

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

Especially TOWELY from south park♓😉👍

0points

Janice Strickland 3 years ago

I like folding pants

0points

Ladybug 3 years ago

You obviously at least made one right choice, you can see someone in the bed next to you, so your in a relationship? (I just hope it's not a toxic one, I know it's a just cartoon but I'd feel bad for her if it is)

2points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

this.... this one hit

1point

Does It Really Matter 3 years ago

Then being dead has to be phenomenal

0points

Peter Ledoux 3 years ago

What kind of thing?

0points

Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Towels should definitely be rolled

0points

Raggs 3 years ago

Look up how to roll a bath towel on Tiktok...it's so cool

0points

#25

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

90points

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Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago

Aww! This needs to be a thing! :)

27points

Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago

Isn't it cruel to the earthworms? Give them a dirt patch or a compost heap or something dirty and rotting! Actually, on a reflection, her apartment might be fine...

1point

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

that’s just the snake’s lunch

2points

Helena Hattingh 3 years ago

🥰

1point

Milo 3 years ago

Awwwww

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

If be possessed. Snakes are expensive. You got ripped off . That's not even kinda funny

-2points

Crocodile 3 years ago

What if they were cheap from where she ordered them from

2points

#26

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Final score:

86points

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melikeskpop 3 years ago

sad:(

23points

I like donuts 3 years ago

Aww, Millie, I'll go to your storytimes!

2points

Evan Sloane 3 years ago

Same, but it's a bit too far from home...

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

I can't wait until everybody leaves earth to destroy another poor planet. I'll be staying right here and enjoying the peace and quiet.

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

It's okay Millie the marsians will visit soon don't cry. But I don't want the marsians to come that's why I'm crying.

0points

Elfalat Fanta 3 years ago

I don’t get it

0points

Harry pottsh 3 years ago

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#27

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Final score:

86points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

I dont want to imagine the other way round.

25points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

hmm. i have imagined

1point

Jeff Diamond 3 years ago

Pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer has some good recipes.

0points

Eliyanah Arends 3 years ago

Too late...

0points

Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago

...o h

0points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

And yet I did

0points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

I don't.

0points

Paul Hansbury 3 years ago

I think she meant to say "the BASS wanted me to tell you something",

2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

yeah but popcorn smells good

1point

William Tinsley 3 years ago

Lol I did not expect that ending

0points

Kaioz Fields 3 years ago

Awkward

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Oh so that's why

0points

David Brown 3 years ago

Between fish and burnt popcorn one smells no more putrid than the other. Using those scents on the battlefield would be considered war crimes.

0points

#28

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

84points

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voice of reason 3 years ago

Why can't I find cards that say exactly what I want them to?

47points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)

It's why making your own cards on a computer is so much better

3points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

amazing

1point

Matt Barker 3 years ago

Misspelled R.I.P. in the 3rd box.

1point

thanks guys!

1point

SCP 504 3 years ago

Welcome

0points

MicrowaveGoddess 3 years ago

Ok, I kinda want this one

0points

colin dinsdale 3 years ago

How about buying blank cards then putting in what you want

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

We had guys car towed...to another state.

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Those jerks that's why he left for a while

0points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

:((

0points

#29

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

82points

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Landon Ream 3 years ago

Dang that’s deep

1point

Does It Really Matter 3 years ago

Abyss

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

Now that's disturbing♓

0points

Krishn Vamshi 3 years ago

Little s**t

0points

Tymek Marcinkowski 3 years ago

2 weeks old

0points

Brian Jolliff 3 years ago

Somebody could invent birth control and teach youth how to....oh, never mind.

-1point

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ljbeanfield 3 years ago

What is your problem!?

8points

#30

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

81points

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Ironass 3 years ago

I don't know, their not real

40points

Devin Howe 3 years ago

They're*

6points

Ironass 3 years ago

(dont say that. please, dont say that, it was real, it was real to me, you are my mother, the closest thing i ever had to one, the best part of my life was fake, and none of you told me)

4points

Its Me 3 years ago

*They’re*

1point

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

How novel ^-^

0points

John Vequist 3 years ago

”You can find them a stone’s throw over there.”

1point

De Co 3 years ago

In your Google

0points

#31

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

79points

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Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

Over controlling parents

30points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah

2points

Tempest 3 years ago

I tell them about lice...and show them contagious skin diseases like scabies. Then tell them the previous tenants lost the keys and locking the door doesn't mean much when you can get them copied for almost free. G night.

0points

Dianne Riedel 3 years ago

That's one way of not getting woke up over nightmares🤣

0points

#32

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

77points

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Tuxedo the Chicken 3 years ago

The worst part is it was a pretty wet kiss.

28points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

from which end?

7points

DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)

Oh my God...I can't erase this from my mind now.

6points

Geeki Nikki 3 years ago

Ahhhhhh!

5points

DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago

Literally.

5points

Beth S 3 years ago

Puns for days

3points

the bean master 3 years ago

aaaaaaaaaayyoooooooooooo

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Eww

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

And the she beasts will scream about this in 3...2...

-1point

Kailin-Klint Pangilinan 3 years ago

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party marty 3 years ago

don't we all

0points

#33

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

74points

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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

Yes, stapler. Yes you are. You have ONE job!

42points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

Leave stapler alone! He's doing his best under the circumstances!

11points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

And........failed.

4points

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 3 years ago

Hey hey be kind to the stapler

1point

DragonsCrushesCatsMe 3 years ago

you HAD

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

You're just trying too hard😜♓

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

One Job

0points

De Co 3 years ago

Dont ne so toxic he needs just a LITTLE fix. :,)

0points

Kit Spiker 3 years ago

Poor little guy you also work as a paper weight

2points

Memymo68 3 years ago

Maybe dont try to staple papers into a table

2points

Mrs S Premium 3 years ago

Better staples can help!

1point

Does It Really Matter 3 years ago

Everyday

0points

Yvonne Alley 3 years ago

Get a doctor Stat!

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

Was in 1.25 tree..they sell staplers..but not the actual staples. Same with the label maker...but no label strips...so..

0points

Brian Jolliff 3 years ago

Brian the stapler.

0points

Neir Lucan 3 years ago

Gotta say, I have to agree.

0points

#34

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

69points

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Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

I kinda feel bad

22points

Kris 3 years ago

Yeah!. turn off the clicky sound!

1point

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

Ugh, ikr, those people that still have the keypad tone on 🤦

-2points

harry Henderson 3 years ago

Worse are text notification sounds. Put it on vibrate

-2points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

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#35

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Final score:

68points

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Susanne B 3 years ago

He might have shown her

20points

Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago

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Abigail Coty 3 years ago

He broke the computer in order to find the cards.

7points

Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago

NO GRANNY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS-

2points

Jewel Riya Jeremiah 3 years ago

Talk about old school

1point

Does It Really Matter 3 years ago

Best one yet!!!

0points

Noober Poof 3 years ago

Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. Stupid is for-ev-er

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

This is...wrong on too many levels. Seniors actually know computers exist. They developed the technology starting from punch cards to DOS software. This is insulting.

-1point

#36

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

68points

POST

HOL UP

41points

Lottie 3 years ago

WAIT A MINIT

6points

Primchalisa Wongsalab 3 years ago

*HOLD UP

3points

Crux Najii 3 years ago

I'm a furry and I'm here to say... This is horrifying.

2points

Blue Strawberry 2 years ago

O-O

0points

Teresa Stabler 3 years ago

This is disturbing.

13points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

I wish I could unsee this

9points

Chich 3 years ago

I keep telling my dog that next time round we switch places and I get to sleep all day and get treats and walks.

9points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

honestly that would be amazing

3points

Ladybug 3 years ago

I WILL NEVER UNSEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! O-O O_o o . o

2points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

This one has a "type".

2points

Blue Strawberry 2 years ago

O-O

0points

Primchalisa Wongsalab 3 years ago

The fairy flying in is so small😂

0points

Kay Davis 3 years ago

Sure, why not

0points

#37

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

61points

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best turtle 3 years ago

whats ramekin?

39points

Gail Lumer 3 years ago

A ramekin is a ceramic bowl, used to create foods that can be cooked in the oven, or baked and then flambeed, like a crispy caramel custard brulee. You can often find them in restaurants with pats of butter in them.

37points

I stand with Ukraine! 3 years ago

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18points

Wynter wolf 3 years ago

Like i little dish i think?

5points

Landon Ream 3 years ago

I now think I know what it is guessing by the name is probably something that makes ramen?

4points

Jada Levijoki-White 3 years ago

A dipping sauce cup

4points

Tempest 3 years ago

It's a small ceramic single serving dish. I don't know why it's funny here. People use them for small baked and chilled items like deserts and entrees

2points

Landon Ream 3 years ago

Don’t know

1point

GC Rovario-Cole 3 years ago

Not much, what's ramekin with you?

0points

Tina Vanegeren 3 years ago

A little ceramic bowl thingy♓

0points

davin cleary 3 years ago

Little bowls for tiny BS

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah I'm confused

-1point

Beatcomber, Craig A. 3 years ago

Like the little paper cups you put catsup in at Arbys just fancier

-2points

Leslie Bryant 3 years ago

You can google it. I have 9 of them.

-2points

I stand with Ukraine! 3 years ago

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MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Yes, infinite amount of ramekin means an infinite amount of Crème brûlée.

7points

Ruby Serene 3 years ago

At first I thought they misspelled ramen XD

1point

Peter Ledoux 3 years ago

ramekin? I'll take two.. Wait what's a ramekin?

1point

Tempest 3 years ago

A 1 cup (approximately) ceramic dish used to bake, chill and serve entrees and dessert

0points

lydiasaur 3 years ago

..... i have some looking to do

1point

Kay Davis 3 years ago

I need this

0points

temi 3 years ago

Oh OK.

0points

temi 3 years ago

Yea what's ramekin?

0points

Aura 3 years ago

Now I want to make crème brûlée.

0points

#38

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55points

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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

That group of homeowners is gonna be landlords...all landlords...it'll be a tiny group, but they'll all have huge portfolios and rent lists...

17points

Jen F 3 years ago

Literally. This.

0points

Tempest 3 years ago

I look at the new vehicles and g uestimate if they'll be here longer than me.

0points

Chelly Becka 3 years ago

That's literally me and my partner amongst the other 5 flats in our complex

0points

#39

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51points

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Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

Could be terrifying.

14points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

hell yeah paula! where’s ur axe

2points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

Oh no... It's my mother

1point

SCP 504 3 years ago

Yes. Yea she is

1point

best turtle 3 years ago

perhaps

1point

Chloe Woodard 3 years ago

Rick and Morty Reference

0points

Chloe Woodard 3 years ago

Rick and Morty Reference?

0points

SUSAN STOP IT WE BROKE UP 10 YEARS AGO

0points

Peter Ledoux 3 years ago

Anybody who puts out a doormat for a tent deserves a huge girl in the outback.

0points

Chich 3 years ago

The 50s had some great awful movies https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051380/

0points

#40

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51points

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Deni Castro 3 years ago

No, I expect you to walk the highroad.

14points

Dizz2K7 Gaming 3 years ago

This isn't about gas.

0points

Sammatha athammas 3 years ago

Yes

1point

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

And more.

1point

Kay Davis 3 years ago

I owned a dog grooming shop and a woman with two large dogs said she was offended that she had to pay for my services.....

0points

Ugh_What_Now 3 years ago

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die of POVERTY! 😏

0points

MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist 3 years ago

Joe Biden

-1point

Jp@nda 3 years ago

What did that even mean in this context? Bobcat! See i can say random s**t too😒

-1point

Johnny 3 years ago

Well I mean when gas is like only 59 cents cheaper than diesel there's a problem but he's probably the type that back when you could he got gas and ran without paying

-2points

#41

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Final score:

27points

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Landon Ream 3 years ago

That’s what I use to think

9points

#42

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27points

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Elizabeth Allison 3 years ago

Too real except she didn't include, why aren't I that skinny? And why did he pick her over me?

6points

Robecca 3 years ago

Well for starters they are a lesbian couple so don’t think she cares who he picks 😂

0points

I like donuts 3 years ago

*Sigh* i think everyone with social anxiety can relate to this

1point

#43

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

26points

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Chich 3 years ago

Fourth panel. I am suprised we have not yet seen a group protesting the corona''s right to exist.

10points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

Pretty much all anti-vaxxers, they just choose not to think well enough to reach that conclusion.

5points

Nothing Fancy 3 years ago

At least you know their intentions.

0points

#44

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Final score:

26points

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Chich 3 years ago

I didn't make it to the gym for my workout today. That makes 6 years and counting :)

16points

Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago

I actually like going to the gym even if I feel like this. If you suck it up for 10 minutes or so and force yourself to do it the feeling goes away and all your troubles feel a bit easier to deal with.

1point

Luis Rodriguez 3 years ago

Y'know, I've been a member of this gym since January and I haven't lost any weight. I'm going down there in person tomorrow to see just what the hell is going on.

0points

#45

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

23points

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best turtle 3 years ago

seems accurate

16points

Chich 3 years ago

Love and worship me....or else!

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Umm yeah great story

0points

Deni Castro 3 years ago

Does he not know how to be sensible?

0points

#46

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Final score:

22points

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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

She is still wearing the underwear.

8points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

😅

0points

Ace Girl 3 years ago

ME. I try to avoid buying from Amazon when I can but other stores just make it so hard sometimes!

1point

#47

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22points

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Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

Damn

9points

Ophelia Butz 3 years ago

Have you ever wondered why Batman was still so afraid of bats? You'd think the guys murdering his parents in front of him would overtake the fear of bats! Why isn't he "Guys who Shoot People In Dark Alleyways Man!"

1point

Milo 3 years ago

Me

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Batman seems sad

0points

Deni Castro 3 years ago

Batman what if...

0points

#48

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22points

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

@ Eva who hurt you

6points

Kali 3 years ago

im putting this comment up because the previous isn't worth it. Have a good day!

3points

Sagan Jacek 3 years ago

Lol I'm jewish so I knew during the middle of the first Channukah

0points

Kali 3 years ago

lol

0points

Eva 3 years ago

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Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago (edited)

Hey! Some kids might believe it! Don't un-delusion them yet. Christmas is ✨magical✨.

9points

#49

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Final score:

22points

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MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Well that escalated quickly.

16points

YourAverageIdiot 3 years ago

FE38E468-D...711b8c.gif

0points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

I only like ebooks because I can have thousands on one chip and don't need light to read them. Plus no one can ask to borrow my ebook with the intention of keeping it.

1point

JJ 3 years ago

...and if waterproof, nothing happens when they fall into the bathtub.

0points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

I don't.....

1point

No 3 years ago

lol

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah books kinda sound gross to me now

0points

Kali 3 years ago

stop.

0points

shodokai 3 years ago

at least you're not bitter about it...

0points

MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist 3 years ago

NO one do this, please

0points

#50

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22points

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Trish Ferguson 3 years ago

...robin laid an eeeeegg. Batmobile lost a wheel and joker got awaaaay

17points

MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist 3 years ago

HEY!!!

3points

Giga Bit 3 years ago

HEY

1point

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

*Robin flew away, Uncle Billy lost his [penis] on the railway.

0points

Deni Castro 3 years ago

The suicide squad is here to stay., Be very, very afraid!

1point

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

Yes sir, they're saying you can smell things 15 miles away sir, quite extraordinary sir!

1point

Nathan Tengo 3 years ago

..totally

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

This is sad

0points

Jewel Riya Jeremiah 3 years ago

Those of you who somehow don't know this, it goes like this. Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg The BatMobile lost a wheel And the Joker got away Hey!

0points

#51

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

21points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

The time travelling singer taught him to time travel and do such things in an instant. Really a true legend.

10points

Evil squirrel 3 years ago

dumb ways to die, so many dummmmb ways to diieee

0points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Yeah in a bunch of dumb ways lol

0points

Someone With A Name 3 years ago

🎵dumb ways to di-ie, so many dumb ways to di-ie🎵

0points

liam mckirdy 3 years ago

achievment get: how did we get here

0points

Geeki Nikki 3 years ago (edited)

🕯

0points

Joybug 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

#52

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Final score:

20points

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Freddy M. (He/Him) 3 years ago

Lower sugar, lower flavor, lower expectations. La Croix.

17points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Ya know i like la croix.... this hurts in my souuuu---ul

1point

Giga Bit 3 years ago

SPAGHETTIOS ARE NOT GROSS.. but la croix is

1point

No 3 years ago

About right

0points

#53

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20points

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MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist 3 years ago

It’s when your on your period!!!

6points

Geeki Nikki 3 years ago

When you go on social media...

2points

#54

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Final score:

20points

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best turtle 3 years ago

to what?

13points

Trish Ferguson 3 years ago (edited)

Wrap around its prey while it feeds on their FACE using it's beak like mouth to rip chunks off

8points

Demon Girl 3 years ago

use your imagination... ;)

5points

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

To swim?

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

To stangulate and then kill and eat it's victims with it's large sharp beak.

0points

Someone With A Name 3 years ago (edited)

how did I KNOW this was going to be top comment??🤣

0points

#55

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20points

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Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

My dreams are coming true

11points

I like donuts 3 years ago

How'd you guess?

0points

Mud spider 3 years ago

I had a friend who rode on one an got kicked out of the store. He deserved it 😂

0points

No 3 years ago

Book Truck?

0points

#56

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19points

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Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago (edited)

"So we agree! Homophobia is perfectly acceptable?" "OH UH-"

10points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

option 1: say you misheard them option 2: say that you do not know what that means option 3: run away and never talk to them again option 4: say yes and run away from society option 5: jump off a cliff

5points

Jo Frey 3 years ago

Best choice--- admit, "Sorry--- I spaced out and missed what you said. Could you say that again?" It's silly to pretend you never make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. EVERYONE. Own it and try to do better.

1point

Susanne B 3 years ago

When it happens to me, I usually say mm: I don't know

0points

#57

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Final score:

19points

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Ben Steinberg 3 years ago

For non-Americans...Play on the word s'more -- melted marshmallow and chocolate on a graham-cracker (a graham cracker is a kind of simple sweet cookie or biscuit). A treat often made over an open fire while camping.

13points

Jo Frey 3 years ago

"Some more," but said the way a child often does, as "S'more." Toasted marshmallow and squares of chocolate between squares of graham crackers. Delicious.

0points

#58

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Final score:

18points

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HappyPanda 3 years ago

Wait... is he going to Ivy League or Hardvard?

3points

Ben Steinberg 3 years ago

Hardvard is part of Ivy'd League.../s

6points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

Yes

2points

Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

Lol

1point

#59

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

18points

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Hydroboi 3 years ago

He could have cut it to smaller pieces then eat those. The father didn't say to gulp it down at once. Natural selection in a pic.

13points

Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

Um. Eating footballs is generally frowned upon, whether chopped up or not. Maybe if the dad braised it first, or...?

4points

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

You know those tiny foam footballs? This is why you never see a whole foam football... They always have a bite in them

2points

XenoMurph 3 years ago

US gun culture in one easy lesson.

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

What the heck

0points

Susanne B 3 years ago

I think the father almost made it to the Darwin price

0points

#60

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

18points

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HappyPanda 3 years ago (edited)

I guess I could say he stole a lot of hearts.

22points

Zozo🤟 3 years ago

Or that he wears his heart on his sleeve

7points

Jewel Riya Jeremiah 3 years ago

This guy should lend me one, I need my crush's heart

2points

I like donuts 3 years ago

And then he throws them on the sidewalk and he broke alot of hearts

0points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

ooh snacks

2points

Lady Goldberry 3 years ago

The Knave of Hearts.

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

Eww

0points

Bruno Madrigal 3 years ago (edited)

What? Why?

0points

Hannah Alderman 3 years ago

Why are all of these being down voted :/

0points

#61

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Final score:

18points

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chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago

ship of the year

7points

Oriphyra Xilphine 3 years ago

i want to see more of this date 0//_//0

2points

Eva 3 years ago

Awwwwwwwww gayguyss <3<3 {no sarcasm}

2points

I like donuts 3 years ago

Gay rights 🏳️‍🌈❤️

1point

#62

The Easy-To-Read, Fun, And Addictive Comics By Joey Alison Sayers

Final score:

17points

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HappyPanda 3 years ago

Same

12points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

All. The. Time.

0points

#63

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Final score:

16points

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Eva 3 years ago

"Here's the beef!"

7points

Saint Lynnie 3 years ago

More like "there's no beef"

0points

Kona 3 years ago

Olden days version of Wheres The Lambsauce

1point

Deni Castro 3 years ago

Does he also do bacon crime cases?

1point

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

That's meat, isn't it?

1point

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

This makes no sense to me lol

0points

oh my god... the wendy's campaign is still here in the hearts of people...

0points

#64

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Final score:

16points

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Mac 3 years ago

Karens

16points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

Level: crazy

2points

theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago

Ayy Karen Alert!

1point

Saint Lynnie 3 years ago

Not sure what a flock of pigeons is called, but a flock of Crows is called a murder

0points

#65

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Final score:

14points

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best turtle 3 years ago

speak for yourself

16points

#66

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Final score:

13points

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best turtle 3 years ago

i will sit on top of that little shits legs

28points

*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago

No, you push them off the couch, get someone to hold them down, pillow case there head, tie their hands and feet together, and finally leave them there to learn to be grateful for there space(even if its a little).

5points

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago

you really are the best turtle

4points

AilouRos 3 years ago

Sit on her face

2points

Hannah Mae Jensen 3 years ago

How my brother acts lol

0points

Elizabeth Allison 3 years ago

MY SISTER

2points

voice of reason 3 years ago

Hey! At least she's got a book. We're it a phone she'd be on the floor.

1point