How We Two Seniors Misspent Our Icylation

how we spent our covid staycation aka the senior guide to necessary conversational phrases in other lingoz when sitting on your a** pretending you are not at home

we have decided in this protracted isolation, to perhaps learn languages spoken in other nations

so i have compiled a list of necessary list of things we

seniors need to say

just in case this virus

ever goes away.

1. i’m falling and i can’t get up

2. where is the prune aisle

3. who am i

4. what am i

5.what time does 5:00 early bird special start

6. does this face make me look old.

7.eh

8. a donde esta me weewee pads

9.it’s 10 pm do you know where your choppers are

10. i forgot the rest…

to be continued…we hope