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The ‘Welcome to my meme page’ account posts hilarious reviews of animals (and other things) that’ll get you chuckling and make the wait for the weekend seem far easier. We’ve collected some of the best new reviews for you to read through. So go on! Have a scroll through them and upvote your fave ones. It’s the animal kingdom presented in a way that you (probably!) haven’t seen before!
Psst, make sure you check out Bored Panda's earlier article about WTMMP’s hilarious content right over here when you’re done.
There’s just something magical about reviewing things, isn’t there? You give your own personal judgment about something for all to see and, hopefully, to marvel at. Wow, look at that, your opinion can go on to influence dozens of people (or more like hundreds of thousands if you’re WTMMP)! A well-written review should be objective, nuanced, and striking. However, there’s something to be said for purely comic reviews that are biased to the point of hilarity on purpose. It’s my kind of humor and I’m awed.
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#1
Babies
Holly Allen 4 years ago
I read one guy's tweets about how a dad's main purpose is to keep children from killing themselves lol
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
Like the other guy said : " this things are trying to die and it's your job to avoid that" or something like that.
ravina nimje 4 years ago
Honestly, I don't like babies, they look way too cute and make you do crazy things. Funny faces, cleaning smelly poo. You name it we do it for them.
spirit wolf 4 years ago
I like to wave at them from a safe distance. Nothing more!
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#2
Barnacles
Louise B 4 years ago
Wow! Mind blown. I think I might be a barnacle. Since lockdown I have done nothing, but expected food. It's at least my spirit animal.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago (edited)
What about the fish that draws intricate designs on the sea floor in the sand trying to attract a mate?
#3
Ducks
Mary Peace 4 years ago
But hasn't someone told the children NOT to throw even pieces of bread, never mind whole slices at the ducks, because bread is BAD for ducks? You shouldn't give ducks bread!
Kay Meurig-Bowden 4 years ago
They do actually eat bird seed. It is now suggested that this is better for them, as bread has little nutritional value to ducks and it just clogs up inside them.
Cheryl Fontaine 4 years ago
The natural food for ducks is the greenery growing along the water's edge and under the water...people who throw bread at ducks and other waterfowl are doing them NO FAVOR...it fills them up with crap that has zero food value. Just stop!
Gale Harris 4 years ago
Well, also a few things growing at the bottom of scummy rivers and lakes, that they must suspend themselves a**-up until near death to attain. Might be why they evolved to bread slices...
Odds are, you’re likely to have seen some of WTMMP’s animal reviews without even realizing it while you were browsing through your social media feeds. Personally, I stumbled across the account completely by accident and it’s been making me smile ever since.
Charlie, the founder of WTMMP and the brains behind the whole animal reviews project, focuses on spreading cheer and making people laugh with his antics. It’s pretty hilarious to see him show us animals from a completely different perspective. If you’ve got any friends who are biologists or animal-lovers, you’ll want to show them these images. They’ll thank you for it!
#4
Crocodiles
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
Why is the emoji an image? And how do you know that it's a "Mr?"
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
They weren't. It was only the alligators that were feared. That's where the phrase "See you later, alligator," comes from.
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Nosipho Singata 4 years ago
Listening to justin Timberlake - what goes around comes around while reading this🤭
#5
Frogs
Gary 4 years ago
Frog's seem to be the ultimate in evolution. A minimalist design, a huge mouth, a huge stomach, two eyes to see food and jet propelled legs to get to the food and away from predators. What else does an animal need?
Gary 4 years ago
Oh I forgot...They can escape most predators by jumping in to or out of water (except for the French of course)
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#6
Scorpions
“I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie, the founder of the ‘Welcome to my meme page’ page told Bored Panda in an interview two and a half years ago.
Charlie opened up about how his inspiration is pretty much cosmic and not up to him. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old,” he opened up.
#7
Shrimp
Soulstice 4 years ago (edited)
they move their tail and legs around to swim
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#9
Trees
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
Trees are amazing!! The earth would be a sad, sad place without trees!!
turtledove 4 years ago
*ahem* ⭐ for air ⭐ one for climbing ⭐ another for looking cool ⭐ for squirrels ⭐ birds and koalas
Charlie is actually a full-time writer by trade! So wordsmithing is something that’s in his blood and funny descriptions come to him quite naturally because he’s had plenty of experience. “I am a full-time writer—people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that,” he told Bored Panda about his journey toward internet comedy.
“My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!” Charlie shared.
#10
The Sun
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
As someone that doesn't want to get burnt every time i try to buckle my seat belt in the summer I agree
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#11
Fish
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago (edited)
You got to add a star for the cool motion they swim in, though.
A Nerd For Thought 4 years ago
Sea Bass to a normal person : ok People who play animal crossing : NOOOOOOOOOO
Jane Zimmerman 4 years ago
"for doing their best to eat all the plastic". The best line! So Sad!
#12
Squid
turtledove 4 years ago
like an octopus.....but worse 😂 haha..ha ha..ha heh heheheheh haaa its not that funny hahahahahahahahah
Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
Going forward, I honestly cannot foresee a time in my life when I will not refer to them as "Worse Octopuses" now. 🦑<🐙= Facts
Charlie launched the ‘Welcome to my meme page’ project in mid-August of 2015. He started off with a Facebook page and eventually moved to Instagram and Twitter two years later in 2017.
The founder of WTMMP got the idea to create animal reviews only in 2018, a whole three years after launching his project in the first place. His very first review was about snakes (they got 4 stars for dedication and respect, but were a star short of the perfect review because they were untrustworthy; really, who could argue with that?).
Currently, Charlie has nearly 350k followers on Facebook, 92.8k fans on Instagram, as well as 34.7k meme-loving followers on the WTMMP Twitter page (in the latter, he calls himself ‘His Eminence’). If you like his stuff, you can support him on Patreon. Other than that, be sure to give him a follow on his social media accounts if you enjoyed his stuff as much as we did.
#13
Horses
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
I like how you can tell that they have thought quite a bit about this
Levels of irony 4 years ago
Yes I totally agree unless I was a person bossed then things get complicated
#14
Books
Sophia Graubart 4 years ago
Would you like to be my friend? I love books and nature as well!
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Draco Malfoy 4 years ago (edited)
"Damn. That really was a book." and "I'm not reading all that s**t." are pretty accurate sometimes, and this is coming from someone who enjoys reading haha
#15
Camels
Andrew Gibb 4 years ago
Camels spit, bike and kick. Less ship of the desert, more s**t of the desert
Which animal reviews were your favorite and why, dear Pandas? (Mine were the octopus and the shrimp!!) What are your favorite animals and did they get the fair reviews that you’d have liked? If not, be sure to share your own animal reviews in the comment section for everyone to enjoy. And we can’t wait to hear your thoughts all about Charlie’s WTMMP memes! Don’t be shy, come on by (hey, that rhymes).
#16
Ghosts
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I have always wanted to be a ghost hunter. I have been fascinated with all things creepy since I was a tot. Beginning with Scooby dooby doo!
#17
Locusts
#18
Hippopotamus
Louise B 4 years ago
Exactly! Huge animal - tiny ears. Who doesn't love that?
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Louise B 4 years ago
Okay. This person makes a good point, it's undeniable that hippos are somewhat chubby. However, baby hippos are very adorable. VERY adorable.
Foregone Conclusion 4 years ago
Have you seen pygmy hippos? They are the best!
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Callum McLeod 4 years ago
Most of what looks like 'fat' on hippos is actually muscle. And they weigh 1500 to 3200 kg. Polar bears only weigh this much: 150 to 700 kg. The bear has no hope of ever defeating a hippo because A) the hippo is way stronger and B) they live on other landmasses and would never meet except perhaps in a zoo or if the landmasses collided>
#19
Houseflies
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
yeah I'd have to agree, they have tons of nutrients and taste amazing (please know that I am joking haha)
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#20
Octopus
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Octopuses are aliens who are just hanging out in the oceans, waiting for humans to exterminate themselves with idiocy, at which point they will take over. At our current rate, this will occur in the near future.
MantisKeeper 4 years ago
especially because they can genetically modify themselves to become even more intelligent.
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#21
Rats
Claire 4 years ago
I have five and they are VERY likeable and tolerable (though I never find myself needing to tolerate them). They are just about the sweetest and cutest critters possible.
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Jackie Porter 4 years ago
Rats show more care and compassion for others of their species (even ones they don't know) than humans do. We can learn a lot from rats.
Baali Venomax 4 years ago
Rats are cute. I've seen plenty of pics in my FB feed and they are adorable with their tiny paws and tiny noses! Humans are never CUTE!
#22
Computers
Baali Venomax 4 years ago
*beeps then collapses giggling* And now I sound like the roadrunner heheh
#23
Dirt
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago (edited)
I would be interested in meeting the millions of people who never tire of singing Dirt's(love how they capitalized it) praises from sun-up to sundown.
#24
Alcohol
#25
Light Switch Covers
#26
Art
Baali Venomax 4 years ago
why does the physical appearance of the artist matter? Is not the art the subject for review?
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What do you think ?
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
and afterwards be thinking: "Damn. That really was a book."
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BonnieBlueButler 4 years ago
Oh MAN, am I sorry this ended. I am crying from each entry and want more, more, more!
New Prometheus 4 years ago
All animals deserve five stars for being awesome and peaceful ❤️🦧🐯🐏 And certainly those less cute should not be shamed because people already kill them for fun.
Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
and afterwards be thinking: "Damn. That really was a book."
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Oh MAN, am I sorry this ended. I am crying from each entry and want more, more, more!
New Prometheus 4 years ago
All animals deserve five stars for being awesome and peaceful ❤️🦧🐯🐏 And certainly those less cute should not be shamed because people already kill them for fun.
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