The Powerball numbers have been revealed, you, (to your utter shock!) have won, and you find out after a call from the organization that you are the sole winner. You've taken the lump sum and it's worth half a billion. Now, you know the parasites are going to come after you. Where would you go the next day just to escape the rush?

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A sea side resort. Peace and quiet. This time of year not many holidaymakers.

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    Work. I would have nothing else to do.

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    School, since even though I'd be rich as hell, I'd still be legally required to go. Definitely transitioning to homeschool though, I can live off of the interest generated from a bank account with that much money for my entire damn life.

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    I’d be searching for a quality lawyer and accountant.

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    To a financial advisor and a lawyer.

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    I’d go see a friend in Ohio and drag them along on my adventures

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    [Bro I think we got banned again!] Wat. [YUP!] I’m so tired of this dude..[fr same, you gonna appeal or make another account?] I- uh..don’t know, I’ll wait it out a bit I guess cuz it says I need to be approved but all my comments were erased so idk..[dude this sucks] yup..[So what now?] To be determined? [To be determined..🎶Guess who’s banned, banned again🎶] That doesn’t lighten the mood bro..[sorry..] Sorry Mini if I don’t get approved and stuff I prob ain’t coming back..[oof that’s tough bro] Thanks to evryone that shared a laugh with me/sided with me/tolerated/talked to me lol. Pineapple, Mini, Troll, Matt C, BoredPanther, StealthZilla, Mr Drums, Spider-Man the Webhead, Arik, Blue Mouse, Clown Fish, Headless Roach, Mike the Nike, Nae Nae, IrishGoatGirl, Trains Rights, KenethBush, Leading The Banned, Take me to dinner first, Madally, Doughnut, Bored&andinschool, SuperDarkStudios, ShockSandSniper, Ozymandias, I’ll think of a username soon, Grookey, Natasha, and the rest of the 183 people I followed, or forgot to list, thanks. To anyone I offended, Crowspectre, Freakingbee, notblahj, etc..know it wasn’t my intention, and I’m sorry. Idk if this is goodbye but guess we’ll have to see what happens! It says undefined so probably! I made an appeal tho so idk. It’s been a few days and still nothing happened, Freakingbee got unbanned so BP obviously has it’s favorites. Idk maybe if other people made appeals? But I guarantee I’m not as “liked” as freakingbee is heh. Anyways, Maximum Effort! [I’m gonna cry] Shuddup this isn’t about you[I mean..kinda?] *sighh* [At least we sent out with a bang!] heh yeah, I’ve made appeals already, but nothing happened. It seems I have been banned. So if guess if you guys want me back send appeals/emails to the BoredPanda community. I mean idk how many appealed for Freakingbee but they got unbanned. But like I said I’m not as liked as they are. Guess it’s in your hands now. If not, thanks for the memories. “Keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember hugs not drugs”

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