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I want to have good comebacks, but I'm just not smart/fast enough. I have a few, but none of them are very good.
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#1
I was talking once to a guy that was s**t shaming a girl that he had a one time encounter with. I said” right or wrong, whatever she is - you are too” . Shut him right down.
Final score:
5points
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#2
If a mean person says"Why don't you talk?" Say "I do talk, but only to nice people" If they say you are weird or gross, just say "thanks, you do to" they will be shocked
Final score:
4points
#3
Some asshole said "suck your mum" And I replied "just because you enjoy it doesn't mean I will" Extremely childish but I'm proud because idk how I thought of that
Final score:
4points
#4
When someone says “I’m not as dumb as I look,” I say “ you couldn’t possibly be!” Or if they say I’m smarter than I look!” I say “You’d HAVE to be!”
Final score:
2points
What do you think ?
Lou 4 years ago
At Brixton academy London a few weeks ago really enjoying the disco festival. While waiting my turn at the bar. Some idiots behind me trying to get a reaction; - "what is your problem?" "Omg she's so engrossed in her phone". Me doing my best to ignore them. ( first time out of Covid restrictions and coming to terms with my anxiety ). After several physical prods and verbal abuse. I turned around proudly saying 'your poking me, touching me inappropriately. I don't like it. That's my problem'. Got my order and went straight to security. I hope they got kicked out. DO NOT PROD POKE ANYONE!
Steph 4 years ago
Good for you! Stand up for yourself and don't let anyone give you crap!
Load More Replies... Lou 4 years ago
At Brixton academy London a few weeks ago really enjoying the disco festival. While waiting my turn at the bar. Some idiots behind me trying to get a reaction; - "what is your problem?" "Omg she's so engrossed in her phone". Me doing my best to ignore them. ( first time out of Covid restrictions and coming to terms with my anxiety ). After several physical prods and verbal abuse. I turned around proudly saying 'your poking me, touching me inappropriately. I don't like it. That's my problem'. Got my order and went straight to security. I hope they got kicked out. DO NOT PROD POKE ANYONE!
Steph 4 years ago
Good for you! Stand up for yourself and don't let anyone give you crap!
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