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i actually made a bored panda article on my weird sentences!
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#1
Some of my favorites: We have your sweaters (vi har dina tröjor) the duck do not eat the plates (ankorna äter inte tallrikarna) the man is wearing a pink dress (mannen här pa sig en rosa klänning) and my all time favorite: you are drinking my cats milk (du dricker min katts mjölk)
Final score:
4points
Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago
Sorry I didn't know it was your cat's. I just saw a guy in a pink dress (who dropped off my sweaters for me) set it out. I didn't want the ducks to eat the plate it was on, so I took it. Simple misunderstanding.
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#2
My friends mom was learning French and one of them was ‘Are you a horse?’
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4points
#3
people all over the world take showers but only you don't want to in Russian he is standing behind an elephant's so noone can see him in dutch
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2points
#4
The deer does not speak
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Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago
Sounds like something from a movie. *in a deep, mysterious voice* "The deer does not speak... muahahaha..."
#5
We have a long cat - vi har en lang katt
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#6
Learning animals in Spanish gave me quite a few…interesting points of conversation. Some highlights include: "The cow cleaned the dog's ears." "The cat closed the fridge door." "This cow learned Spanish in Mexico." "The dogs wrote two letters yesterday." I think some of these might just be insults tbh.
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0points
#7
This one is kinda funny: "Je voudrais un peu de cafe avec mon sucre" (i would like some coffee with my sugar)
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