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Like the time your mom said that eating a pickle before bed would give you nightmares!
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#1
the food is ready. like mother- the food is in the oven what do u freaking mean its ready
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#2
That we couldn't get a dog because I was allergic. We couldn't get a cat because eldest sister was allergic. We couldn't get a rabbit because 2nd sister was allergic. We couldn't get a hamster because little sister was allergic. We couldn't get a snake because mum was allergic and we couldn't get a goldfish because dad was allergic. After I moved out mum confessed that she lied because they didn't want pets and 4 kids to raise, so... fair enough I suppose, but you could have just said that.
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Commander Rex 4 years ago
Birds are cooler then lizards, but not snakes/turtles
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Tapioca Fred. Whenever you left your shoes outside tapioca Fred would leave tapioca in your shoes
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#4
my mom told that if i don't brush my teeth for one night the tooth fairy is gonna take all mt teeth -_-
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The weird one! (Submission author) 4 years ago
Yea i was so scared until i realized tooth fairy aint real a few years ago but now im scared of what my parents do with my teeth..
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Assassin Seven 4 years ago
then the tooth fairy will stuff coins in your gums so you'll have money for teeth
The weird one! (Submission author) 4 years ago
nah because i would want the money because f how poor i am lol..
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Furries are bad, they can be inappropriate. ( totes does not have a fursuit colection with my parents just shaking their heads )
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Snowheart (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)
i have 5 not including one that im making ( also i hope you get one soon! )
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#6
My mom once told me that grape juice is made by squeezing grapes in between your toes and ruined grape juice for me for, like, 5 years.
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#7
That it’s illegal to drive with the indoor car lights on.
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#8
That santa is real🤭🌺 sorry kids
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Assassin Seven 4 years ago
He is real. he's the thing that make our parents stressed out about Christmas. they know that if we don't receive presents, we'll cry our asses off until January!
#9
I was standing on a grave and I didn’t know it then my mob said the soul was gonna come for me tonight and bite my toenails (I was 5)
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#10
I'm going to Chicago tonight for an emergancy work meeting. First of all, my parents never said that their companies in chicago, second, my uncle lives in chicago and all of a sudden the one week he's not their they leave? Turns out my grandpa had a stroke and they went to Chicago since they have great hospitals.
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1point
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