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#1
Three old women were sitting on a park bench, feeding the pigeons.
A young, disheveled man walked up to them, turned to the first woman and opened his trench coat. The woman had a stroke! He turned to the second woman, and she had a stroke! He then turned to the third woman, but she couldn’t reach.
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#2
Heres a dad joke for ya: Why do cows have hooves? Because they lack-toes!!!
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#3
A priest, an imam and a rabbit go to blood donation.
The rabbit says “I’m a type O.”
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