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Hey Pandas, What’s The Cringiest Thing You’ve Seen A Guy Or A Girl Do To Win Your Affection?
I had a guy once proudly tell me he hated children. Which, ok I guess, but don't say it in front of my toddler age siblings who are in earshot 😅
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People donât usually try to win my affection đ đ
Slam me into a locker and show off his muscles saying âoh these big guns just keep shooting people into lockers, and they could be yours little miss.â
FIRST OFF! I had bigger muscles, and Iâve never slammed people into lockers. I politely declined, to which he said
âI can see your chestâs potential, big DDDâs and I bet nobodyâs seen thatâ
Ok, creepy. And yeah, nobody has seen my chestâs potential because my breasts are fine as they are. I declined again, saying I really had to get to class.
He kept going on, making these statements
- my di*k is the longest in the grade (I donât care and I doubt it)
-youâre gonna love me when you know me (you are creepy, no)
-donât make decisions you will regret (Iâm not trying to)
Then I just yelled âHES HARRASSING ME!â Then proceeded to imitate a siren. Needless to say he ran as fast as possible and got detention for running in the hall đ
I woke up to her (someone I went on a date with twice) standing over my bed with scissors. She had cut a lock of my hair with intentions of using it for a âblack magicâ love spell. FFS
Back in middle school some dude thought he could win me over by showing me his bug book
Asked me back to his book loft to âreadâ to me the Kama Sutra.
My high school boyfriend calling me honey bunches of oats. With a straight face. Still calls me that almost 15 years later. Heâs weird but thatâs why I married him. Heâs a big dude with a really wide chest, full goatee and usually wearing a metal shirt. People think heâs scary but Iâve seen him full on snot cry because an animal got hurt in a movie. Itâs kinda cute the way he listens to death metal music head banging in the car and then suddenly yells âomg what a cute puppy!â He does this EVERY SINGLE TIME he sees an animal! God, I love that man.
