Hey Pandas, What Was Your First Karen Experience Like?

I live in China, in a place named TianJin. I was going home on my bike, and on my way home, I decided to cut through a little park. As I was riding on the path through the park, when I had to stop. Two old woman and a child stood there, blocking the path. The child was also on his bike. I asked them, “may I pass please” in Chinese. They responded saying, “Oh little foreigner~what path are you riding on?” The path, I’m riding on the path for bikes and all. “Your child over here is also riding his bike.” I said to them, and they just come back with a “He is only 5, your such a monster.” I returned with a grunt as they giggled and moved aside. After I passed them, I turned around and said “ what makes you think I’m foreign?” They stopped laughing, good. The old woman started asking questions, “are you not foreign?” I said no, even though that was a lie. “Your not?” “No” “Not even a little?” “No” The old karens saw that they were losing, decided to go, “well you look different.” I told them: “ well that’s just because I look good, unlike you.” It felt good to say those words. My day was better than on.

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Chinese karens are the most karen of all karens

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