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We all have those annoying nicknames. What's yours and why do they call you like that?
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#1
Mine is alien because I call everyone human. (pronounced hooman) why fo I call people human? I seriously have no idea.
Final score:
3points
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#2
Mine is Kathi because it's short for Katharina. Else because my mama thinks it's funny. my least favorite is kaddy with double D....self-explanatory
Final score:
2points
#3
My friends online call me Stress because its my username and my friends irl call me kk
Final score:
2points
#4
My dad calls me Tola. It was my first word, and its a character from an old tv show that i used to watch called kai lan.
Final score:
2points
#5
Half-pint because Im short🙄
Final score:
1point
Kailyn Ricciarelli 4 years ago
My cousin was friends with a bartender who made a blueberry pancake beer dedicated to her because he called her shortstack :)
#6
My 6th grade teacher would call me Baby boy I never asked her why tho and my friends call me sky-lar when it is pronounced sky-ler and it always makes me mad but in my family we always have like a group of(of of the time 3) that we like “can’t” unfreiend. LOL
Final score:
1point
UNEXPLAINABLE (Submission author) 4 years ago
The first of in the parentheses is supposed to be a”most”
#7
Turd nugget, petite, monkey girl, papaya, mayonnaise, mayo for short, and Green bean.
Final score:
1point
#8
Ok so my nickname is 'go away' oh wait... Jk lol Globophobe, I am scared of balloons Paella, my name's Ella and it cropped up in a Spanish lesson Nox, it's the Greek goddess of night and I am blinding darkness Leelee idk where it came from tho lol
Final score:
1point
#9
Mine is Q-tip and bean pole and miss antisocial, Q-tip because im pale af and tall and skinny. Bean pole cuz im tall and skinny and miss antisocial because I don't like being around people but i like to say i'm more selectively social.
Final score:
0points
#12
Treasure Inioluwa Adewara but my family especially my cousins,dad and uncle call me Inibaby but my friends call me Tae Treasure=Tae and Inioluwa= Inibaby
Final score:
0points
#16
My name isn't actually this but everyone calls me "Elah Bean" or "Elah Beanie" :)
Final score:
0points
#17
When I first transitioned from female to male at age 57, I dyed my hair cardinal red. Friends called me 'The Red Headed Kid'. We'd also done some group writing as if we were teenagers in our 'proper' gender. Some came in as older teenagers, but I wrote as an immature boy with freckles, red hair, and pet frogs.
Final score:
0points
#18
My family calls me Peanut because I was a tiny preemie when I was born.
Final score:
0points
#19
for my real name its Nandu and for my online name(i need one cause my online friends cant pronounce my real name)its Neeks
Final score:
0points
#21
My name is Angela. I go by Angie/ Angy (I don't mind how people spell it) but my sister calls me 'Jelly'. Maybe it's because I get jealous easily or maybe it's because I just like eating jelly, but I think it's cute.
Final score:
0points
#22
My family and friends call me Gigi or just G because I don’t like my name but sometimes my mom calls me her ratoncito (little mouse in English)
Final score:
0points
#23
Merida - Because I look just like her and a little girl once called me Merida Numshanks or glumshanks - from a kids show. My brother is the only one that calls me that
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
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