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Hey Pandas, What is the funniest expression or saying that you've ever heard?
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#2
He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
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#3
Better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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#4
The barn door’s open and the mule’s trying to run. (Your fly’s down.)
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#5
You must be desperate for an answer if you look a page two of a google search.
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#6
If you drop food on the floor outside. My family says “it’s ok a spotty dog will come along and think it’s, it’s birthday”
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#8
Well, bless your heart! Down here this can be hilarious, embarrassing, insulting, patronizing, truly meant. But it’s mostly funny!
Final score:
1point
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