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Hey Pandas, What Do You Say When Someone Knocks On Your Public Bathroom Stall??
Looking for some fun ones to use haha! Shoutout to my new bestie Sunshine!❤️
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#1
In the moment? My heart skips a beat and I fall silent in fear as I try to think up a good response, but usually just end up saying “I’m in here”. In theory? The concept is just so bizarre. If there are other stalls, why are you knocking? If all the stalls are taken, what will knocking accomplish? Will it speed up my bowels? Actually, the fear I feel when someone knocks is enough to dislodge some… ok I think you get it.
Final score:
3points
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#2
Quiet on set PLEASE!
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3points
#3
I usually just bang around a bit and hope they get the message. If all else fails, a "I'll be done in a minute!" usually does the job.
Final score:
2points
#4
HI EM!!!! You sing show tunes back ofc! 🎶No one really knows how the game is played The art of the trade How the sausage gets made We just assume that it happens🎶 Or “Stop interrupting the performance!” “Hello sir! Do you have a moment to talk about my lord and savior Jesus Christ?”
Final score:
2points
#5
I usually get super awkward and say Hi or I’m in here or just a second. Something stupid every time.
Final score:
2points
#7
Come back with a search warrant!
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2points
#8
(This is a joke) moan REAL loud and bang on the stall so they leave.
Final score:
1point
#9
“You’re welcome to come in, but your pants aren’t!”
Final score:
1point
