I still remember that one time I stole a few peanut butter cookies and blamed my cousin who was allergic to peanuts *cringe*...

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I started a new job, and not wanting to be a pain and explain I needed lactose free milk, I lied and said I just preferred to drink my tea black. Two years working there I suffered through at least one cup of tea a day that I didn't enjoy!

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    “Yes, I finished my homework!”

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    I was over at a male freinds house and guess he didn't tell her I was coming over so when he went to grab something from his room his mom asked me who I was and in a panic I said I was a house cleaner my male freind had hired and ending up cleaning like half the house before my freind saved me still makes me laugh to this day.

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