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Hey Pandas, If You Died And Your Last Google Searches Were Your Eternal Ads Forever, What Would They Be? (Closed)
Straightforward. The last 24 hours of searches are directly impacting your eternal ad in hell. What are you getting on your hell book feed?
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#1
Umm... Yeah, just stuff like "can a human drink just blood like a vampire" or "how long does it take a single human to fill a Olympic-size swimming pool with their saliva" and "can you live without your stomach".
Final score:
5points
Joybug (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
The answers in order are: "no, too much salt not enough vitamin C", "8,345 years", and "yes".
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#2
Is ambiance a music genre? (It is btw.)
Final score:
4points
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
I saw your submit in the Music genre post. I have something for you: https://soundcloud.com/synepticvip
#3
zelda breath of the wild recipes. ( I'm a 43 yo child)😅
Final score:
4points
TheartfulDutchGinger (Submission author) 3 years ago
Same. I just can't seem to remember those recipes. I also look up some game walkthroughs. But that one was my last search 😅
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#4
Medieval torture techniques, the worst torture techniques, and how long can the brain function after decapitation (The longest ever recorded was 1.5 minutes and yes research does show after being beheaded the brain can function for a short time)
Final score:
4points
Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson (Submission author) 3 years ago
For the beheading I knew that your brain was still active for a short period of time, but I wanted to know how long it could stay active. For the medieval torture, I just find it interesting. As for the worst ones my best friend wanted to know and we curious. I search the most random things on google, but it's either because I am curious, fascinated, or for useless information. Will I ever need or use this information? Probably not, but on the off chance someone asks I'm prepared. I'm also a writer, and I never know if this stuff will wind up in my book.
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Ridgeback55 3 years ago
I can imagine my head laying there thinking "well damn, no getting outta this one"
#5
Death on the Nile (Great movie btw and I plan on reading the book)
Final score:
3points
#6
My fictional crush. I've searched him up countless times at this point.
Final score:
2points
*¤° ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏕᏂᎥᏁᏋ °¤* 3 years ago
weve all been there (p.s i have a crush on ennard on sister location oof)
#7
Florida man november 11 No context needed. It's funnier without
Final score:
2points
Polar_bear_lover 3 years ago
I know the context... :) that is my very last search but with a different date
#8
fox noises😅 i had no idea what noise they make, they squeak and it’s adorable
Final score:
2points
*¤° ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏕᏂᎥᏁᏋ °¤* 3 years ago
What the fox say? "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the fox say?
#9
"Florida man august 14'' andd "Harry Styles"
Final score:
2points
#10
Um, if it includes my inprivate browsing, then I'm in trouble, but for the most part, gmail, eAchieve (my online school), Bored Panda, how to clear cookies, and Canva. Nothing too big. Oh, and also how to get a slab of stone off the top of a shrine in BOTW. P.S. for all the other BOTW players out there, use stasis and then hit it a TON. But inprivate browsing is a whole other story; I googled some CRAZY stuff. I am no longer innocent.
Final score:
2points
#11
Blue fire game walkthrough and chopping broccoli snl song. Lol we were talking about old snl skits at work. Also great song if y'all haven't heard it! Dana Carvey is hilarious!
Final score:
1point
#13
Well, I'm not too upset about this, it's my fav person: Louis Tomlinson!!
Final score:
1point
#14
Maria Tallchief's work with the hamburg ballet and Florida Man Feburary 8
Final score:
1point
#19
Zodiac sign Libra kotlc Its my latest search. Just found out Im a Libra and NOT a Scorpio. Plus, for pandas which even remembers me by 1% would probably know that I'm quite obsessed with kotlc.
Final score:
0points
Rainyrose (Submission author) 3 years ago
Annnndddd here I go again! Bringing up kotlc at someplace unrelated
#20
I just answered an Ask Pandas question about Florida men doing stuff on my birthday so there’s that, and then like 4 different searches for a cone riding a skateboard.
Final score:
0points
#24
Google Images: Cute Guinea Pigs, Cute Miniature Horses, Cute Kittens, Cute Ducklings.
Final score:
0points
#25
Peppa pig fanfiction. It's very intense and scary. I just so happen to find it one day. I hate myself, to.
Final score:
0points
#26
How to take over the world.
Final score:
0points
#27
Looks like current list is: morcilla, boquerones, Salamanca, Pablo Neruda metro station and Corpus Christi Asturias.
Final score:
0points
#28
That would be very unfortunate. I was googling the average size of something. Other than that it’s all Dark Souls stuff and some tests about mental illnesses.
Final score:
0points
#29
"Tommyinnit jump in the cadillac gif" (it is now my google background.) "Mike Wazowski" (needed a reference photo to decorate an Easter egg inspired by him lol) "Sully monsters inc" (same thing, needed a reference) there are more just give me a second to check
Final score:
0points
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