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#1

I would stop myself from trying to cooperate/befriend a girl my then best friend was close with. She's screwed up my life quite a bit, and I don't particularly like the part of me that comes out when I'm around her, or the grudge I still have.

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    #2

    I would give a big box of condoms to Nigel Farage’s dad.

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    #3

    Probably from actually sticking my tongue on a frozen pole.

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    #4

    I would take the whole bottle

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    #5

    I would have started spamming sooner, 1 year ago to be exact

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