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Husband Gave His Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything He Owned – Literally
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Husband Gave His Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything He Owned – Literally

Divorce settlements, which often force the two estranged spouses to split their belongings 50/50, can be both emotionally and financially painful. In an unambiguous and ironic gesture, one man in Germany told Laura, his ex-wife, just what he thought of her – by literally cutting all of their belongings in half!

The man is clearly experienced with the power tools that he has, because he’s actually done a great job of methodically and neatly destroying all of their stuff – everything from their teddy bear to their couch to their car has been sliced neatly in half. He is selling his half of everything on the eBay online auction site, where each item has a bitter but funny writeup in German detailing how the courts ordered him to ‘split’ their belongings even though he seems to suggest that Laura had been unfaithful.

We must assume that there’s a rather upset woman named Laura somewhere in Germany trying to figure out what to do with her half of a mailbox.

More info: eBay (h/t: cnbc)

“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”

“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”

“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly”

“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it”

“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”

“The chairs are super as an art installation”

“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers”

“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work”

“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch”

“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife”

“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet”

“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half”

“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music”

WARNING: Video contains scenes of graphic violence against TVs and iPhones

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PaulaKrolikowska
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7 years ago

I hope that they didn't have a cat or a dog?

DimitrisIordanidis
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7 years ago

or kids or mutual friends?

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NeoSoemardjan
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7 years ago

a massive waste of money really.

Martin
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7 years ago

Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.

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WansonLuk
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7 years ago

would you donate it instead of being so irresponsible to the earth?

AriánCaldera
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7 years ago

Have you ever had an unfaithful wife who claims half of yout stuff?

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KarinMorris
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7 years ago

wow all of you are so serious. I think if I gave someone 12 years and they cheated I wouldn't give them half of my shit either. She deserves this! If you want to leave, just leave, don't CHEAT!

MartinaVeselá
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7 years ago

As a giant "fuck you" to the cheating ex it's priceless, but ultimately he's just wasted hundreds of dollars. Also poor teddy bear.

Noor
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7 years ago

remember when they wrote that he is German.. they don't use dollars.. -_-

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WendyRichardsEdwardson
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7 years ago

People need to lighten up. This is hilarious.

OlgaNohra
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7 years ago

Great therapy for him. Glad for him that he could do it.

nicecat
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7 years ago

Ehhhh.. Look at all comments supporting some Cheating B*tch... !!! The society we live in, is in the Bad shape.. Sad and disturbing... :(

BernadetteDesgrottes
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7 years ago

I like the way he expresses his anger on things, not people or animals. He is an extremely wise person. Looking back five years from this event, he'll be laughing his head off instead of something less fortunate...

MrVladalv
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7 years ago

He's quite skilled. I once heard a German sold his BMW with 50 euros, just so he can give 25 to his ex.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats what this guy should have done; sold everything for german pennies and given her half that amount

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AzèrZadèh
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7 years ago

brilliant idea :)

AgnijaŠileiko
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7 years ago

ahhahahahahahhhhhhaaahahaha :D :D :D this is the best!

JoukoIkonen
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7 years ago

you did the right thing. She didn't deserve any of that stuff

TinaMLoonsfoot
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7 years ago

Hell yes ,I would of done the same thing

JaredMcVeigh
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7 years ago

:D Great! thats how its done Ladies

JeanneScheerbaum
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7 years ago

Personally, I think the dining chairs are great! Perfect for a party of halfassed friends...

SusanDuBoisBurke
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7 years ago

I think she got what she deserved

RémiFortier
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7 years ago

That guy can handle tools. Would you care to be my handyman ?

Catherine
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7 years ago

awesome

KongmingHy
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7 years ago

He's very angry.

ReginaBragg
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7 years ago

As a collector of Teddy bears, I feel bad for the teddy bear. He didn't do anything..

AlabamaMothman
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7 years ago

Good for him. Vented his rage in a controlled manner. Did not hurt anyone or anything.

ValleyGirl
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7 years ago

Except that poor teddy bear ....

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CherylGross
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7 years ago

I think this guy is great!! Wish I knew him when I was getting divorced.

AnnetteTopits
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7 years ago

Wow! I bet that was cathartic! Good idea!

Mimi
Community Member
7 years ago

Many decades ago, John Denver did the same thing when he and his wife, Annie, divorced. And he proudly talked about it on tv with Johnny Carson. No one likes sore losers.

Berna
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7 years ago

Good on him

DeborahErcole
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7 years ago

This kind of behavior is actually quite abusive. I personally think it's wrong of you to share it.

DianeLaw
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7 years ago

Well i guess i get his point but oh the money wasted on these things and i feel like he may well regret this weeks or months down the line! cutting off his nose to spite his face ( no pun intended) bjust an old saying

AkshayRathore
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7 years ago

I hope he has given her half of his photoshop product key

MunizaTariq
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7 years ago

no wonder his wife was cheating on him

AmberRidgdill
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7 years ago

Translation: No wonder his wife was a selfish piece of shit. You must be a cheater to say something that stupid lol

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JárókaSándor
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7 years ago

Ruining hundreds of dollars worth things so none of you can use it anymore and to make 'fun'.. yeah.. It was worth it.. I hope your ex wife will find somebody sane after you.

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12 months ago

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Arolyn Rias
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5 years ago

DON'T CHEAT! IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE!

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5 years ago

DON'T CHEAT!!!

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5 years ago

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Tom Hubbard
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6 years ago

He really "John Denvered" the hell out of that stuff! Enjoy your half, skank.

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6 years ago

Anyone else think she probably cheated on him because he was weird, hence why he did this?

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6 years ago

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jupiterjohnson
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6 years ago

r

EstelinaBarata
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7 years ago

He forgot to divide his dick in the half also. Hehehehe

MichelleFernung
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7 years ago

Did the judge find out about this?

SteelBriar
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7 years ago

Good for this guy.

ZitaParulyte
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7 years ago

what an idiot. hope he enjoyed the process of destroying

NectalyVela
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7 years ago

It was just a marketing strategy for a Legal Company http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33224187?ocid=socialflow_twitter

GernotSpelsberg
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7 years ago

This is a fake.

GernotSpelsberg
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7 years ago

This is a fake. A organisation of lawers use it.

GlynisLailann
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7 years ago

I don't think his ex-wife will forget this in a hurry.

cuteness
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7 years ago

you go man. i would totally do this!!!!!!!!

Arjan
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7 years ago

Boss :)

ShashwatShriparv
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7 years ago

Awesome answer...

RobertSmiley
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7 years ago

I think the guy is fantastic!

WillowAmaryllis
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7 years ago

wow

JohnShah
Community Member
7 years ago

I think that guy was born with half brain

JohnShah
Community Member
7 years ago

I think this guy was born with half brain

TaijaHoyt
Community Member
7 years ago

Honestly this is so childish. Yeah cheating sucks, yeah divorce sucks but seriously? You are an adult act like it. This is a complete waste and only adding to land fills since its all junk. Be an adult. Move on accept it is over dont act like a fool. I mean, this type of attitude is prolly what was driving the spouse away!

IvanBogdan
Community Member
7 years ago

And their house? :)

IvanBogdan
Community Member
7 years ago

And their house?

EileenaMarie
Community Member
7 years ago

I'm waiting for a half a house pic.

DarmawanThecreative
Community Member
7 years ago

gak ada kerjaan.

AbinicoArts
Community Member
7 years ago

Very childish.

JoB.VenturaGurule
Community Member
7 years ago

Wow that's really drastic! He was really hurt and it's her fault for cheating. It's just too bad they couldn't compromise,

HeatherKirstenAubuchont
Community Member
7 years ago

"Thank you for the 12 years can stay with Laura, you really have earned your half." "(These things) can stay with greeting to my successor."

KarinaAndersen
Community Member
7 years ago

c'est la vie

StefanieMurrmann
Community Member
7 years ago

It was just a marketing gag!

ShaniRussell
Community Member
7 years ago

it was all cool until I saw the poor stuffed bear.... that was just... sad and sad and sadder

AlabamaMothman
Community Member
7 years ago

Good for him ...

ChristinaRodriguez
Community Member
7 years ago

Wow

MikeLowe
Community Member
7 years ago

Rather a case of cutting off his nose to spite his face.

LjubinkoMilosevic
Community Member
7 years ago

So fucking retard .....

AriannaVelazquez
Community Member
7 years ago

GREAT!!!!!! I HOPE THAT B LEARNS HER LESSON....VERDAMMT SCHWEIN

pony33
Community Member
7 years ago

Laughing my ass off, great job dude. Why didn't I think of that???

pony33
Community Member
7 years ago

Laughing my bass off, great job dude...

DonnaBoden
Community Member
7 years ago

Childish, psychotic, bitter and peevish... Don't blame her for getting shut of him!

EsthiSigner
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how he managed to cut the house in half?! - He probably is still working on it... ;-)

EsthiSigner
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how he manages to cut the house?! He probably is still working on it :-)

smash17
Community Member
7 years ago

This might make him feel good temporarily but wait till he realises his ex-wife doesn't care and he destroyed his stuff for no reason. When people do you wrong, they don't need you to point it out - they already know and they don't care.

chachkimooch
Community Member
7 years ago

That is one angry dude!

KathiMcCallum
Community Member
7 years ago

I don't know which issue is most disturbing; the lack of forgiveness or the revenge.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Neither. Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: you don't get it your way

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GennadiKotsnev
Community Member
7 years ago

why not to cut a house on 2 pcs? :D

StephanHeiser
Community Member
7 years ago

YES

DanielaPopova
Community Member
7 years ago

yeah, take that piece of garbage, Earth! I am spoiled and I am cool and producing waste and most importantly NOT GIVING A FCUK and cool obviously. - well I sympathize to the wife - living with a passive aggressive maniac who overacted in such a huge scale instead of thinking about the real lessons in life instead of concentrating on who gets the TV

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

...and whats the lesson, a cheating whore gets her way. Nope. Lesson learned by DerCunt

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MirceaGhitulescu
Community Member
7 years ago

That's the spirit. I hope he cuts euros into half too... :)))

LauraJohnston
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how many blades he went through?

captaingrumpy
Community Member
7 years ago

I laughed all the way through it and I hope they did too.

MaryRuthHarrill
Community Member
7 years ago

Too funny!

samanthaiza
Community Member
7 years ago

he didnt really need to cut all of those,he just need to save it i mean i think if tht guy/girl is cheating(i dont really know what is cheating beacause im still a nine-year old kid) they have a right the one who is not cheating to get the stuff because if you cut it it woud be better if you bring it so that you will not waste all those great stuff

MiroslavKostic
Community Member
7 years ago

Stupid fuck.

tinydancer
Community Member
7 years ago

Are you saying that to samantha iza? If so, I completely disagree. She/he expresses a very valid point that should not be criticized. Even if you think she/he IS a "stupid fuck" as you very clearly said, you should not be cursing so profusely on this (until now) kid-friendly sight. Come on! She/he is NINE YEARS OLD, give him/her a break!

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GabijaRudyte
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7 years ago

XD LOL I have that tv and this is super funny

MauricioMerel
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha epic!!!

SebastianBerescu
Community Member
7 years ago

what about the house ? :))

TeaBerries
Community Member
7 years ago

Let's hope they don't get joint custody of the kids.

Vivekpal
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahhaha Lol ..

lindabelliveau
Community Member
7 years ago

loser; typical male

NinaSanguinarius
Community Member
7 years ago

no kids? :d

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Doubt it... if there any they probably belong to the many men she was bedding down with.

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NinaSanguinarius
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7 years ago

no kids?

HelenMazzer
Community Member
7 years ago

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Cookie
Community Member
7 years ago

That's dumb. Now he can't use it either.

KathrineHart
Community Member
7 years ago

No wonder she divorced him. He's a jerk.

AzAndree
Community Member
7 years ago

I figure there is always more to the story when someone cheats. The teddy bear tells me kids were involved, what a bad example to show.

PeggyCarey
Community Member
7 years ago

Wonder how he's managing that ebay account from jail? Yes, yes, it IS contempt of court to do this.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Not in Germany you misandrist

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NikolaiSindorf
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7 years ago

She also wants her half of the power tools

SouravDas
Community Member
7 years ago

This guy really has lots of money to waste I guess

JazElleBaniaga
Community Member
7 years ago

now all things are cut in to halves, how about the house ? :3

SimonaVagnoriūtė
Community Member
7 years ago

That is so stupid...

ZubairMohsin
Community Member
7 years ago

The idiot destroyed everything.

booomer
Community Member
7 years ago

such a kiddy-man

PunjabMalaka
Community Member
7 years ago

Should have given the stupid bitch half an hour to live.

VitaSun
Community Member
7 years ago

This is just anger and it's stupid.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.

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PamBanks
Community Member
7 years ago

This asshole needs therapy BADLY!

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Is that baby your husbands?

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RonaldFerreira
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7 years ago

this crasy guy have half a brain

RonaldFerreira
Community Member
7 years ago

whats going to happen when he ows her cash

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Shove it up her gash

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CommentaryFortytwo
Community Member
7 years ago

No wonder she left him. What a jerk.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

She was a whore, that what they do.

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DawnBrady
Community Member
7 years ago

Think she is better off without him as he surely must be unstable

CarlaKitchen
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7 years ago

Based on his level of spitefulness I understand why she cheated. This screams abusive control freak

JeffBehn
Community Member
7 years ago

Clever joke, but I suspect the courts won't look kindly upon this guy and force him to pay her half of the value of the items he destroyed.

VickiStafford
Community Member
7 years ago

So witty ... not so original...and not sane at all. One can see why his wife left.

AnuradhaGhose
Community Member
7 years ago

well, well, well! he's just proven whatever point his wife was trying to make by cheating on him.

ThomasSørensen
Community Member
7 years ago

Silly....

Pipparankin
Community Member
7 years ago

Well, that's a bit pathetic!

MišoVuković
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7 years ago

cheater wife, is that you?

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LiLicka
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7 years ago

I think it is pathetic :( I feel sorry for this... boy - I suppose it is good ephitet for him.

TerryKark
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7 years ago

Even now they share everything...

CharlotteAuxFraises
Community Member
7 years ago

Childish. hurt, sure, suck it up.

MarkCasto
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7 years ago

I can see why she left him

KelleyAnn
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7 years ago

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Seems clear why she took up with someone else....

KelleyAnn
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7 years ago

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Seems clear why she took up with someone else.

Martin
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7 years ago

Because she is a WHORE.

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MarkCasto
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7 years ago

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I can understand why she left him what a stupid thing to do.

PaulaKrolikowska
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7 years ago

I hope that they didn't have a cat or a dog?

DimitrisIordanidis
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7 years ago

or kids or mutual friends?

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NeoSoemardjan
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7 years ago

a massive waste of money really.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: You don't get your way.

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WansonLuk
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7 years ago

would you donate it instead of being so irresponsible to the earth?

AriánCaldera
Community Member
7 years ago

Have you ever had an unfaithful wife who claims half of yout stuff?

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KarinMorris
Community Member
7 years ago

wow all of you are so serious. I think if I gave someone 12 years and they cheated I wouldn't give them half of my shit either. She deserves this! If you want to leave, just leave, don't CHEAT!

MartinaVeselá
Community Member
7 years ago

As a giant "fuck you" to the cheating ex it's priceless, but ultimately he's just wasted hundreds of dollars. Also poor teddy bear.

Noor
Community Member
7 years ago

remember when they wrote that he is German.. they don't use dollars.. -_-

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WendyRichardsEdwardson
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7 years ago

People need to lighten up. This is hilarious.

OlgaNohra
Community Member
7 years ago

Great therapy for him. Glad for him that he could do it.

nicecat
Community Member
7 years ago

Ehhhh.. Look at all comments supporting some Cheating B*tch... !!! The society we live in, is in the Bad shape.. Sad and disturbing... :(

BernadetteDesgrottes
Community Member
7 years ago

I like the way he expresses his anger on things, not people or animals. He is an extremely wise person. Looking back five years from this event, he'll be laughing his head off instead of something less fortunate...

MrVladalv
Community Member
7 years ago

He's quite skilled. I once heard a German sold his BMW with 50 euros, just so he can give 25 to his ex.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats what this guy should have done; sold everything for german pennies and given her half that amount

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AzèrZadèh
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7 years ago

brilliant idea :)

AgnijaŠileiko
Community Member
7 years ago

ahhahahahahahhhhhhaaahahaha :D :D :D this is the best!

JoukoIkonen
Community Member
7 years ago

you did the right thing. She didn't deserve any of that stuff

TinaMLoonsfoot
Community Member
7 years ago

Hell yes ,I would of done the same thing

JaredMcVeigh
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7 years ago

:D Great! thats how its done Ladies

JeanneScheerbaum
Community Member
7 years ago

Personally, I think the dining chairs are great! Perfect for a party of halfassed friends...

SusanDuBoisBurke
Community Member
7 years ago

I think she got what she deserved

RémiFortier
Community Member
7 years ago

That guy can handle tools. Would you care to be my handyman ?

Catherine
Community Member
7 years ago

awesome

KongmingHy
Community Member
7 years ago

He's very angry.

ReginaBragg
Community Member
7 years ago

As a collector of Teddy bears, I feel bad for the teddy bear. He didn't do anything..

AlabamaMothman
Community Member
7 years ago

Good for him. Vented his rage in a controlled manner. Did not hurt anyone or anything.

ValleyGirl
Community Member
7 years ago

Except that poor teddy bear ....

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CherylGross
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7 years ago

I think this guy is great!! Wish I knew him when I was getting divorced.

AnnetteTopits
Community Member
7 years ago

Wow! I bet that was cathartic! Good idea!

Mimi
Community Member
7 years ago

Many decades ago, John Denver did the same thing when he and his wife, Annie, divorced. And he proudly talked about it on tv with Johnny Carson. No one likes sore losers.

Berna
Community Member
7 years ago

Good on him

DeborahErcole
Community Member
7 years ago

This kind of behavior is actually quite abusive. I personally think it's wrong of you to share it.

DianeLaw
Community Member
7 years ago

Well i guess i get his point but oh the money wasted on these things and i feel like he may well regret this weeks or months down the line! cutting off his nose to spite his face ( no pun intended) bjust an old saying

AkshayRathore
Community Member
7 years ago

I hope he has given her half of his photoshop product key

MunizaTariq
Community Member
7 years ago

no wonder his wife was cheating on him

AmberRidgdill
Community Member
7 years ago

Translation: No wonder his wife was a selfish piece of shit. You must be a cheater to say something that stupid lol

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JárókaSándor
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7 years ago

Ruining hundreds of dollars worth things so none of you can use it anymore and to make 'fun'.. yeah.. It was worth it.. I hope your ex wife will find somebody sane after you.

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12 months ago

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5 years ago

DON'T CHEAT! IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE!

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

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Tom Hubbard
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6 years ago

He really "John Denvered" the hell out of that stuff! Enjoy your half, skank.

S0me1 B0red
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6 years ago

Anyone else think she probably cheated on him because he was weird, hence why he did this?

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6 years ago

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jupiterjohnson
Community Member
6 years ago

r

EstelinaBarata
Community Member
7 years ago

He forgot to divide his dick in the half also. Hehehehe

MichelleFernung
Community Member
7 years ago

Did the judge find out about this?

SteelBriar
Community Member
7 years ago

Good for this guy.

ZitaParulyte
Community Member
7 years ago

what an idiot. hope he enjoyed the process of destroying

NectalyVela
Community Member
7 years ago

It was just a marketing strategy for a Legal Company http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33224187?ocid=socialflow_twitter

GernotSpelsberg
Community Member
7 years ago

This is a fake.

GernotSpelsberg
Community Member
7 years ago

This is a fake. A organisation of lawers use it.

GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

I don't think his ex-wife will forget this in a hurry.

cuteness
Community Member
7 years ago

you go man. i would totally do this!!!!!!!!

Arjan
Community Member
7 years ago

Boss :)

ShashwatShriparv
Community Member
7 years ago

Awesome answer...

RobertSmiley
Community Member
7 years ago

I think the guy is fantastic!

WillowAmaryllis
Community Member
7 years ago

wow

JohnShah
Community Member
7 years ago

I think that guy was born with half brain

JohnShah
Community Member
7 years ago

I think this guy was born with half brain

TaijaHoyt
Community Member
7 years ago

Honestly this is so childish. Yeah cheating sucks, yeah divorce sucks but seriously? You are an adult act like it. This is a complete waste and only adding to land fills since its all junk. Be an adult. Move on accept it is over dont act like a fool. I mean, this type of attitude is prolly what was driving the spouse away!

IvanBogdan
Community Member
7 years ago

And their house? :)

IvanBogdan
Community Member
7 years ago

And their house?

EileenaMarie
Community Member
7 years ago

I'm waiting for a half a house pic.

DarmawanThecreative
Community Member
7 years ago

gak ada kerjaan.

AbinicoArts
Community Member
7 years ago

Very childish.

JoB.VenturaGurule
Community Member
7 years ago

Wow that's really drastic! He was really hurt and it's her fault for cheating. It's just too bad they couldn't compromise,

HeatherKirstenAubuchont
Community Member
7 years ago

"Thank you for the 12 years can stay with Laura, you really have earned your half." "(These things) can stay with greeting to my successor."

KarinaAndersen
Community Member
7 years ago

c'est la vie

StefanieMurrmann
Community Member
7 years ago

It was just a marketing gag!

ShaniRussell
Community Member
7 years ago

it was all cool until I saw the poor stuffed bear.... that was just... sad and sad and sadder

AlabamaMothman
Community Member
7 years ago

Good for him ...

ChristinaRodriguez
Community Member
7 years ago

Wow

MikeLowe
Community Member
7 years ago

Rather a case of cutting off his nose to spite his face.

LjubinkoMilosevic
Community Member
7 years ago

So fucking retard .....

AriannaVelazquez
Community Member
7 years ago

GREAT!!!!!! I HOPE THAT B LEARNS HER LESSON....VERDAMMT SCHWEIN

pony33
Community Member
7 years ago

Laughing my ass off, great job dude. Why didn't I think of that???

pony33
Community Member
7 years ago

Laughing my bass off, great job dude...

DonnaBoden
Community Member
7 years ago

Childish, psychotic, bitter and peevish... Don't blame her for getting shut of him!

EsthiSigner
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how he managed to cut the house in half?! - He probably is still working on it... ;-)

EsthiSigner
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how he manages to cut the house?! He probably is still working on it :-)

smash17
Community Member
7 years ago

This might make him feel good temporarily but wait till he realises his ex-wife doesn't care and he destroyed his stuff for no reason. When people do you wrong, they don't need you to point it out - they already know and they don't care.

chachkimooch
Community Member
7 years ago

That is one angry dude!

KathiMcCallum
Community Member
7 years ago

I don't know which issue is most disturbing; the lack of forgiveness or the revenge.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Neither. Its about teaching a cheating skank a lesson: you don't get it your way

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GennadiKotsnev
Community Member
7 years ago

why not to cut a house on 2 pcs? :D

StephanHeiser
Community Member
7 years ago

YES

DanielaPopova
Community Member
7 years ago

yeah, take that piece of garbage, Earth! I am spoiled and I am cool and producing waste and most importantly NOT GIVING A FCUK and cool obviously. - well I sympathize to the wife - living with a passive aggressive maniac who overacted in such a huge scale instead of thinking about the real lessons in life instead of concentrating on who gets the TV

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

...and whats the lesson, a cheating whore gets her way. Nope. Lesson learned by DerCunt

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MirceaGhitulescu
Community Member
7 years ago

That's the spirit. I hope he cuts euros into half too... :)))

LauraJohnston
Community Member
7 years ago

I wonder how many blades he went through?

captaingrumpy
Community Member
7 years ago

I laughed all the way through it and I hope they did too.

MaryRuthHarrill
Community Member
7 years ago

Too funny!

samanthaiza
Community Member
7 years ago

he didnt really need to cut all of those,he just need to save it i mean i think if tht guy/girl is cheating(i dont really know what is cheating beacause im still a nine-year old kid) they have a right the one who is not cheating to get the stuff because if you cut it it woud be better if you bring it so that you will not waste all those great stuff

MiroslavKostic
Community Member
7 years ago

Stupid fuck.

tinydancer
Community Member
7 years ago

Are you saying that to samantha iza? If so, I completely disagree. She/he expresses a very valid point that should not be criticized. Even if you think she/he IS a "stupid fuck" as you very clearly said, you should not be cursing so profusely on this (until now) kid-friendly sight. Come on! She/he is NINE YEARS OLD, give him/her a break!

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GabijaRudyte
Community Member
7 years ago

XD LOL I have that tv and this is super funny

MauricioMerel
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha epic!!!

SebastianBerescu
Community Member
7 years ago

what about the house ? :))

TeaBerries
Community Member
7 years ago

Let's hope they don't get joint custody of the kids.

Vivekpal
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahhaha Lol ..

lindabelliveau
Community Member
7 years ago

loser; typical male

NinaSanguinarius
Community Member
7 years ago

no kids? :d

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Doubt it... if there any they probably belong to the many men she was bedding down with.

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NinaSanguinarius
Community Member
7 years ago

no kids?

HelenMazzer
Community Member
7 years ago

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Cookie
Community Member
7 years ago

That's dumb. Now he can't use it either.

KathrineHart
Community Member
7 years ago

No wonder she divorced him. He's a jerk.

AzAndree
Community Member
7 years ago

I figure there is always more to the story when someone cheats. The teddy bear tells me kids were involved, what a bad example to show.

PeggyCarey
Community Member
7 years ago

Wonder how he's managing that ebay account from jail? Yes, yes, it IS contempt of court to do this.

Martin
Community Member
7 years ago

Not in Germany you misandrist

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