ADVERTISEMENT

Wedding fever is well and truly upon us, with the season in full swing and a certain royal wedding clogging up the headlines. And while we all dream of a perfect, flawless wedding ceremony followed by a fun party that is brimming with beauty and love, sometimes things don't exactly go to plan, and funny accidents if not epic fails are bound to happen.

#WeddingFails is one of Jimmy Fallon's legendary hashtag challenges, and it has got people sharing their cringey and hilarious experiences at wedding parties. From drunk moms and unruly kids to wardrobe malfunctions and clumsy best men, this list of wedding fails will have you double-checking your best-laid plans. Scroll down to check out a list of Bored Panda's favorite funny tweets on the topic, and share your own wedding reception stories gone wrong in the comments below!

funny-wedding-fail-tweets-jimmy-fallon-1

#1

Wedding Fail Tweets

Chase_Rich Report

diane a
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wedding in a tiny church with a tiny church yard - the photographer was backing up framing his shot - fell over backwards into a partly dug grave lol

My O My
Community Member
Premium
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really good pic actually

Daria B
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the same. The picture turned out a true masterpiece.

Load More Replies...
Cyndi H
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their faces are priceless

criminalgirl
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would include this in my wedding photo's, it's great!

Darren Shalla
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how the 2nd from the right, front row is smirking like "What a goof".

Viviane Katz
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the choir began to sing...

torch
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The girl the right 2nd row thinks its funny

Acorn
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The groom looks like he's doing Jedi tricks

Ehren Thomsen
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's it! The photographer didn't slip! *puts his Jessica Fletcher voice* It was the groom! He did it!

Load More Replies...
View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    mikesweeps124 Report

    Nardo218 x
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life goals to be so old you can stop a wedding for a joke

    Sky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italian grandpas are the best grandpas.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha mischevious Italian grandpa...

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Italian (`s) job.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for someone to pull that one at Harry's and Meghan's wedding yesterday...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, that is an awesome grandpa.

    View more comments
    #3

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    SPARKYSWIFE Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EPIC win for Mike!

    Floor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay people do this with my boyfriend mike whom they call Marc. And since my ex (who none of these people know) is called Marc. It just makes me cringe every time.

    Cynthia McBride
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister got married to Jim Morris just a few months after the Gyanna disaster and the pastor introduced them as Mr. and Mrs. Jim Jones. OOPS

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you almost ended up wedded to your BIL. Good thing he spoke up.

    Grace L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the sense of humour in this family!

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is what happens when you get married in a church that you don't attend regularly enough for the minister to know who you are.

    Actually, 2019 is my year
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because the minister presided, does not mean this took place in a church. Also, the fact that the minister confused two very similar names of two siblings does not imply that they weren’t regular attendees. The minister could be quite up there in age...

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #4

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    JazzLov05299135 Report

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant "oops". Stupid foreigner's mistake.

    Load More Replies...
    Angel Cakes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! This sounds like something I would do. I once lectured everyone on NOT to drop their smoothies and spill them, three seconds later, I spilled it everywhere...

    Meredith McCann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my friend's wedding, I held onto her purse while she was busy getting married. Then in the middle of the ceremony a phone started ringing and I thought, "What rude person didn't put their phone on silent." It was the bride's phone, but everyone thought it was me because I had her bag.

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slow clap* the "preacher"

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent for collection? I would counter the same for non-fulfillment...

    Alli B. May
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check your pocket next time Fransis

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be honest, babies don't belong at a wedding. We put a note in with the invitations that ours was an "Adults Only" event and as much as we loved the children of our friends, they were NOT invited. A good friend of mine couldn't find a sitter and just assumed I'd make an exception for her. I wouldn't and told her, "we'll miss you". I didn't pay thousands of dollars to have my day ruined by some squalling brat - I'm not being a b***h, her kid in particular was an obnoxious little s**t.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    tina_como Report

    Sofie Agni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to stereotype, but the weddings that I have been to (I'm Indian) the bride's family would not let the groom enter the wedding hall until he or his family gave them enough money

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Bulgaria, except the groom takes the bride from her home. In the more common tradition family won't let him enter until he fills the bride's shoe with an amount of money she and her maid of honor approve. But in some places the groom has to prove himself by doing something like shooting a bow (a friend of mine was to a wedding like that), chopping wood or other similar tasks. It's a lot of fun.

    Load More Replies...
    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought he was joking ;-)

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have said "did you bring the cows (or goats/pigs...)" - that would have stung even more!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a fail? Like many others this is brilliant!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    heyitseleanore Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a flower girl at age 4...they're lucky I didn't do this, heh!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it put a smile on everyone's face.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's just adorable.

    View more comments
    #7

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TrimTabMinds Report

    Mihran' Hovnanian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The five-year-old totally won this!

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The party stopped, so Marines and everyone else: 0, five year old: 1 actually...

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many Marines does it take to find a 5 year old playing hide and seek?

    Saffron Jazz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so adorable! I'm imagining marines looking under tables and stuff XD

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be baby-1 nd marines-0 or is this a typo.

    Auntie Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...... The 5 year old had Marines searching. She won.

    tinker bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    five year old hid in tree thell never find me

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think its more 5 year old 1, marines 0

    View more comments
    #8

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    AuroraWailer Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good dry run for the rest of the marriage!

    Karen Wickiam
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    So all women are bitches and men will be aviator no reason.

    Load More Replies...
    Emi Takaoka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this is now my worst fear: awkward social situations

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this is the story they....told.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not on his cheek...

    Teddy O'Malley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my dad was squatting to talk to his wife and a fly landed on top of his bald head. Without much thinking, I ran over and smacked the "fly". My dad was speechless, but I think my step mom almost passed out from laughingly so hard.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    fotodog Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groom Switch. Now in theatres. Starring Eva Mendez, Will Smith and Adam Sandler.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong date?!?! ya mean he didn't talk to anyone else before the wedding ceremony? He woke up and thought, "today is the day" and then did not communicate with anyone else who would say, "no bruh, not today..."

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of his friends would answer the phone.

    Load More Replies...
    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, that would have made one great photo and ensuing story!

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dumb guy wasn't really interested, was he..?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his wedding wasn't yesterday

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh. He's gonna be one of those husbands who forget their anniversary.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong date too?!?!?! ....that's bad

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he was early and not late...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TylerHughs Report

    Coco!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a teacher in fifth grade who was really funny. Whenever we went for a bathroom break (everyone had to wait in the hallways) she would let a few people in at a time. One day, we were stopping by the bathrooms, and no one had to go, so she said. "go now, or forever hold your pee."

    Anna Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bestie threatened to cough at that moment...my in-laws best friend genuinely coughed then and I assumed it was bestie and gave this poor older lady such a glare...then I realised it wasn't me so-called bff!

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was 'piece' like a 'piece of your mind:'. I'm so confused now

    leanmeanmeme
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always f****n linda isnt it *sarcastic hmmm*

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting she never got invited anywhere, ever again.

    View more comments
    #11

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kingedhill Report

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toupée, or not toupée? I guess it was not toupée!

    Ehren Thomsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the seagull, actually, it was "yes, toupée. For lunch."

    Load More Replies...
    Rachel Melling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went a little too far with the story ..I doubt the seagull actually ate a toupee

    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo or it didn't happen

    MBZ MetalsmithArtist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will be hell toupée for that, I'm sure

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A segull couldn't eat a toupée. It might carry it away, but it defintely wouldn't eat it.

    Ehren Thomsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they captured it on video. A memory to treasure forever.

    Load More Replies...
    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ate it, or stole it? The latter is more believable.

    View more comments
    #12

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    _Saffy_Taffy Report

    Heidi Zimmermann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. "Come on, let me watch this f* game....She doesn't run away"

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if he's paying for the wedding then at least let him watch TV!

    Rachel Melling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eiether you were ready to walk down the aisle or it was half way through the ceremony..pick one because this makes no sense

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    thatsgracist18 Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Or slightly idiotic dad, I mean he did lock himself in the bathroom at his own wedding! XD

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like a sitcom situation!

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my older sister broke the ignition key off in the trunk of my dad's car 5 minutes before we were supposed to go to his wedding to my stepmother.

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot imagine what your mom would have thought if he hadn't shown up on time...

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband goals! Nothing there to stop him! <3

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he got out in time. Otherwise, you would never have been born.

    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't a last-minute panic? Hahaha

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Mr_Stanger Report

    Reggie Kraken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I, Megan Katherine, do take Megan Katherine, to be my lawfully wedded Megan Katherine"

    John Digiorno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it should be I Regina Karken, do take Megan Kotherine, to be my lawfuly weded wiefe.

    Load More Replies...
    L and P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a cool one - you are so focused, so focused xD

    Richard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waferly and pancaky... :D

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Ross take the Rachel..............oops, take the Emily

    Liwebb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is Megan Katherine? What a coincidence!

    #15

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    AuthorSHLove Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have laughed at this only because of the cupcakes. If there had been a proper wedding cake, it would be a pretty dumb joke.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the cake wasn't in tiers, it was in cups. Ok, I'll show myself out....

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put some cupcakes on top of eachother and tell the joke anyway!

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should consider yourself lucky you didn't have to deliver that dumpster fire of a pun...

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, that would have been great if only..

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But aren't cupcakes the tears of cake?

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why bad jokes and bad rhymes must never be included in wedding speeches!

    #16

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    FilmJKY Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma had to walk down the rest of the aisle alone afterwards.

    Lenka Smetanová
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one joke... "I almost stop visiting the weddings, because the old ladies start pinches me in the face and saying "You'll be next.". They stop, when i start doing them the same on funerals."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you are evil! I can picture the stunned looks on their faces! :)

    Load More Replies...
    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an Alzheimer's issue. That's just sad.

    Juuli Seppänen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best! I can imagine this in my head :D It's like from some wedding comedy movie.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jmcewen8 Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the splits? We've all been there!

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it's an accident, twice it's a habit.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'll likely do it again. Ditch him now, or he'll do it at your wedding.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person referred to him as the “boyfriend” rather than husband. So most definitely not.

    Load More Replies...
    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greatest predictor of future behaviour is current behaviour.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TeXEdMuNdS Report

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about the wedding party getting some tail!

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what did anyone expect?

    View more comments
    #19

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    awise1214 Report

    Just Curious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you fight a child over a bouquet?

    Mary Pat Mitchell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with @shaudaysmith but also want to chime in that parents really shouldn't have their under 18 kids out there for this tradition. Personally.. didn't do this at my wedding

    Load More Replies...
    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously?? let the girl have it, don't take it so seriously.

    Aud Wey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, I'm 24.. So funny!!

    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I will have no kids allowed to my wedding... and I am a mom already!

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, a bunch of children are a major contribution to any wedding. Any weddings without children I have been to were utterly boring,.

    Load More Replies...
    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at my first wedding as a guest when I was 13 years old. I was fascinated with everything - colors, decorations, etc. I knew the bride well. I went out with all the single ladies, which included a few other teenage girls, when the bride threw the bouquet. I caught it. I was so happy. I just had my first boyfriend, and I was all giggles and romance-y. Of course I knew I wasn't going to be next to be married, but my parents were going through a nasty divorce at the time, and catching the bouquet really made me happy. About 20 minutes after I caught it, the bride came up and asked me to give it to her so that she could give it to someone else. It crushed my little 13-year-old heart (this was a little over 40 years ago). I solved that problem at my own wedding by having 2 'bouquet-throws'...one for those over 18, and one for those between 13 and 18. It's silly, but I remembered how I felt when that bouquet was taken from me. My plan at my wedding worked out very nicely.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You started a new tradition. You feel that pain after all these years. Bless you. The Bride didn't have to do that.

    Load More Replies...
    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never heard of anyone assuming they were going to catch it. She must be desperate to get married. Men this is the kind of woman you do not want to marry. Anyone who would fight a child over a bouquet is not someone you would want to spend your life with.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are men who are similar to her as well that I’ve seen with the catching of the garter belt. Someone a woman should never marry either.

    Load More Replies...
    Lo Tay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know catching a bouquet will not change the course of your life, right? Right???

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I threw my bouquet so hard it flew past everyone and smacked the photographer, who was standing on a chair behind everyone to get a nice shot. Then a little girl crawled under the chair and got it, lol. The photographer took a picture while trying to dodge the bouquet.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my friend's wedding I knocked her identical twin to the floor, but I caught the bouquet. Karma got me back' cause she married an awesome guy a few years later, and I'm still single.

    View more comments
    #20

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    KaitlinLSwanson Report

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao! i thought the tree at the back was part of the husbands hair

    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the palm tree is his hair

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a garter? What do u do with it?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    shays151 Report

    Wiccan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a swarm of bees is attacking her.

    Coco!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was being attacked by a swarm of bees... Do I need glasses?

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a swarm of bees are attacking

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they were down her dress and everywhere 😉

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah that'll add spark to the honeymoon... bride seductively disrobes, birdseed goes everywhere...

    Load More Replies...
    Nikki🦄
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OML, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE BEES

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had small bags of rice for each guest and one a*****e threw the whole bag at my head.

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it knock her off?!? Poor woman >_<

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    The_Movie_Chair Report

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Sparta! (wisconsin not georgia, sorry pal)

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a town (or towns) in the US get named after a city in Ancient Greece?

    Dawn Knowles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Maine we have Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Peru, China, Moscow, Paris and Naples.. all within 1 1/2 hours drive from one another.. (most are in one area though...) Peiple from 'away' get very confused...

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse. They could have caught a time machine to Ancient Greece.

    Kris Mcdonald
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live about 20 minutes away from Sparta, WI.

    Lenka Smetanová
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slavia is better! (And old Czech rivalrly between tho football clubs - Sparta and Slavia :D)

    Shannøn Renee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparta, WI is a lovely town. At least they didn’t end up in some armpit like Gary, Indiana

    View more comments
    #23

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    MaddieJ74 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a worse one: There were some really awful singers at a funeral I attended. We were trying very hard not to get hysterical and laugh out loud. I guess we will burn in Hell now.

    gellert grindlewald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably will see you there. I most likely will be there for something I have no idea!

    Load More Replies...
    #24

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    AndreaMahr Report

    MAL_Winchester
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable and if I ever get married I want my ring bearer to do that. Love it.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he was probably awesome! Dino-bearer!

    Sydney-Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby’s cousin at his aunts wedding was told to be reverent and quiet like we’re at church because they’re getting married and he needs to be quiet but he kept screaming “no! This is not church!”

    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should hire him out as and trex ring bearer

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #25

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    radford_karalyn Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest, how often does a moose decide to crash a wedding?

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if a helmet wearing squirrel flew in, that'd have been something.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have a flying squirrel with him? And a couple of Russions?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically Boris and Natasha were Potsylvanians. Although it was quite clear they were supposed to be Russian.

    Load More Replies...
    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job he wasn't talking about the bride!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #26

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    John_M_Lally Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, never do anything you do not regularly do on the morning of a wedding...

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no problems wearing pantyhose. I'd worn them with every dress for the previous 4 years! On my wedding day? I tore FIVE pairs trying to get dressed!

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everyone would be checking out the grooms eyebrows....???

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did something similar, only it was just half of one eyebrow. I still laugh about it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm sure no one noticed....

    #27

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jimmyfallon Report

    #28

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    dimsum_dumpling Report

    Raphaëlle Rb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's better to celebrate tenderness and romance ? I'got the perfect idea ! Let's bring weapons ! :D Fireguns are so the perfect symbol of love ! <3 #arewelivinginthesameworld

    IdilS
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guns at a wedding. How very classy of you.

    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm, I'm curious... what happened to the guests? did they run for their lives or what?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the bride's family was from Texas.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    _MadelineElyse_ Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that little imp's grin. He knows what he's doing.

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my sister's wedding her boy (who she weaned a bit late) kept shouting out, really loudly: 'MAMMA TITTY!' My other sisters and I (the bridesmaids) pissed ourselves laughing. The stupid photographer edited the shouting out of the video so all you can see is my sister having her wedding while her bridesmaids crease themselves laughing. Looks like we are the meanest sisters ever! :P

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My very first boobs... that weren’t mommy’s!!

    Rosco Schmitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he had an ice cube palmed!

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what happens when you breast feed kids after they start walking

    Brittney Stanford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is he was a breastfed as a child.

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids did this sort of thing for a while when they needed comfort. I discouraged it, but every once in a while they snuck an arm in. (Both boy and girl toddlers)

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #30

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    KristenRose124 Report

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooooah dude, way to go down in flames!

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he shot his shot, that's for sure...

    Load More Replies...
    CelSlade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy, seeing his big love marrying someone else. I'd get drunk too! But, DAMN! Bad time to declare it!

    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh. I mean, that's awful to the bride and groom, but at least he got it off his chest.

    #31

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TaTaTonille Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a big Indian wedding. I invited around 30 people. My parents invited around 80. My wife and her parents invited over 400. I literally didn't know anyone for large parts of the day.

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an Indian wedding you will hardly recognize 80% of the people..

    Load More Replies...
    #32

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    renee_gillespie Report

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this marriage won't last forever I don't know which will.

    IdilS
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they've spent their entire lives' worth of unluck on their wedding day and now god's just trying his best to make it up for them.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably ate something bad at the rehearsal dinner.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, signs should be read.

    Hilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry for the poor couple!

    Rosalie Basque
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And postponing the ceremony was not an option because?

    annaliese terry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they took" in sickness and in health" literally

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a storybook wedding.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #33

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    vibemom420 Report

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My flower girl thought for several years that she had married the ring bearer at my wedding. (She was 3, he was 6)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of makes sense. They are all dressed up.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Honey, you have to wait until they throw the bouquet, and wrestle it away from a 24 year old woman.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Honey, you have to wait until they throw the bouquet, and you wrestle it away from a 24 year old woman.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never figuered out why they load twice. Sorry. :(

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #34

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    KristinaCorine Report

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you hire your ex to be the DJ?

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have paid him at the end. Simple as.

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did not matter if "no one" was into it, sheesh!

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an aside, our DJ "forgot" to bring our song (back in the days when DJ's carried around actual records!) and we danced to some random song the DJ said was "just as good" It wasn't

    Load More Replies...
    Amy G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definite Wedding Singer vibes. Did he just get dumped at the altar?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have paid him. Maybe he's some guy who's been divorced 3 times.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have paid him. Maybe he was some guy who's been divorced 3 times.

    View more comments
    #35

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    gzalogridis Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on the staff stole ours even after we invited them all to eat (we had a buffet) and gave them cake too. Forour first anniversary we bought a frozen Peppridge Farm cake and "pretended" it was the top tier that we had kept for a year.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I saved ours for a whole year. Then we took it out of the freezer, thawed it, and started to eat it. It was horrible! Freezer burn or something.

    Load More Replies...
    Hanna Tilman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a tradition to keep the top tier? But it will get bad or do they just eat itat home? lol

    #36

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Jdrosehn21 Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are... MY FIIIIIIIIIRE. My one... DESIIIIIIIIIIRE. Believe... When IIIIIII say... IIIIIIII WAAAAANT IT THAAAAAAT WAY! ♬♪ (mwahahahah sorry I had to ♥ )

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flash would have been good too!

    Trav May
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that white strip around the headlights is part of the fire engine's highly reflective graphics. It's glowing because it is reflecting back the camera's flash. The camera likely adjusted its exposure to the light coming back from the stripe. On the other hand, the wedding photographer likely would have had a wireless flash that could be aimed from a different angle. And/or, could have manually adjusted their camera's settings to pick up more ambient light, such as this one I shot, that is just lit by the ambient lighting: 478698_423...27905a.jpg 478698_423198494358768_1754855506_o-5aff6f827905a.jpg

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I heard the Groom say the Bride was hot.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    KimSchim Report

    Dawn Knowles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the same wedding as the shotguns being fired inside?

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I hope the flower girl had weed instead of flowers and was throwing out pre-rolled joints!

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully no one in the wedding was in law enforcement!

    Renea17
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my parents wedding they ended up playing "rob a liquor store tonight" by Ann Murray. Mom still laughs but my grandfather does not.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I didn't shoot the deputy!"

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnier if the groom was in law enforcement.

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours was Nazareth 'sunshine'. I would have freaked if they had messed up and played 'woke up this morning'

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #38

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    CorbinM Report

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the other groomsmen may have pulled a prank.

    Jennifer Theis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the third one, as hard as he's laughing

    Load More Replies...
    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gets married in KHAKIS???

    #39

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Laura_Hartleytx Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! But why didn't they press the alarm button?

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hhhmmm, maybe the last sentence should be ...."They 'forgot' to press the button for level 1" LOL

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who got trapped in an elevator. They finally got him out, and he got back on again! He wasn't too bright.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they started the reception party before the wedding?

    Halldora Landvik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of place that is?! Did no one else use the elevator for more than an hour?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please end the cycle and not breed.

    L Venn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cellphones? It took them an HOUR to realize? Wow.

    View more comments
    #40

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TheSarahGracee Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you throw it too?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a 10 year old girl wrestle you for it?

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw I bet that looked great too! Super cute!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #41

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jmkbjerkset Report

    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS is what i call friendship goals !!!!!

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who doesn't try on their wedding outfit beforehand? *facepalm*

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #42

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    keeshadawn Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that what bothers me in this photo is that the two ladies on the end of the right side didn't cross their legs the same way as the rest? Sorry, ocd moment here.

    Joan Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, we must be twins! It's driving me crazy.

    Load More Replies...
    Pam Falcioni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a most awesome wedding photo.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to be the ring bearer? Equal opportunity...

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, just ignore the tantrum - that's sure to teach the kid not to do it again.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignoring it is how the child learns that tantrums are not effective negotiation or communication tools. Giving in to the child's demands or pampering/placating the child is how the child learns to be spoiled, entitled and manipulative. Insulting, yelling at, threatening, spanking or beating the child is how the child learns to use violence, aggression, threats and tantrums to get what he wants.

    Load More Replies...
    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Those are some seriously bad bridesmaid dresses.

    View more comments
    #43

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jimmyfallon Report

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would ask the everyone who didn't participate in the wave to leave.

    Xandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every wedding must have a weird uncle in it! It's tradition...right?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too soon , Dude, too soon.

    #44

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Stuhr Report

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right?!!? i think we missed a better story here.

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that episode of Full House where Uncle Jessie goes skydiving on the day of his wedding, and winds up in jail for some reason. Then his bride to be has to bail him out while wearing her wedding dress.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs more details

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs a backstory please!

    Panda Bae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like Uncle Jesse's wedding from Full House.

    electricblue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of sounds like Uncle Jesse's wedding in Full House.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now...for the REST of the story:

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #45

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    RandilynIsIn Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of cute though, poor guy!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sort of sweet. It makes you wonder who he thought the bride was, though.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she reminded him of his late wife. This is sad, not funny.

    Load More Replies...
    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Thorazine injections are for.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #46

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    MikeOlbinski Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up now, Chad.

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jina's dad is the captain now. You listen to the Captain, Chad.

    Load More Replies...
    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your wife call you Chad now? lol

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not now it isn't Chad!!! Hahahah

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now you know who he WANTED her to marry!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is your last name Olbinski?

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is why parents should not officiate

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the old man isn't enthralled with you Chad.

    #47

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    duckyfiend Report

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pants split just as I sat down at the wedding of my youngest son. I still haven't had the courage to look at the pictures ten years later!

    #48

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jcbyng Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, that's cute! I'd have loved a child doing that at my wedding. Hilarious.

    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER SO, SO not a fail

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #49

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    KeithTVGuy Report

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge for those outfits, fair enough

    Qwerty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair there was probably far worse on that at the end of the night.

    Caitie Forsyth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least it was just his nose....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone ever find out? Oh, yeah, when they saw this pic....

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #50

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    trulybizzy Report

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost sounds like the beginning of one of the 'House' tv episodes.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the church have a carbon monoxide issue?

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it too hot in the venue why all the fainting?

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might want to get that furnace checked for a CO leak.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once attended a wedding at an old church with no AC in the dead heat of summer. Bride had chosen thick heavy fabric for the handmade dresses, as well. I'm still dumbfounded that only the ring bearer passed out (during a prayer and the best man caught him).

    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could have been bad air in the building ?

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS THIS NOT AT THE TOP!!!!

    #51

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    memenduke15 Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair you would never watch the video after the first year....

    Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch my wedding video every year with my husband on our anniversary.

    Load More Replies...
    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. My wife forces me to watch ours over few years.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, hopefully she at least got audio.

    #52

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    winterwindpress Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone wondered " Who are these people? From the Bride's side or the Groom's?"

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Wow that MDMA must have been strong....

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #53

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    cesapo Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father of the GROOM!!!!! I would have been seriously pissed if my old man did this.

    Enea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother-in-law mentioned all of her son's academic merits, starting with how he liked to sit in the first row in kindergarden (!), and then said she liked me because I was friendly to animals.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame, poor man will remember this.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to remind him that he married up.

    qwertyisabadname
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the stereotypical Asian father.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #54

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    see_kel Report

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our flower girl dumped her whole basket at the end of the aisle and then started walking back out the aisle as I was walking down saying "wanna fro flowers" so we let her 😂. She's now almost 17 and we still kid her about it. She's a love bug and I wouldn't have changed it for the world.

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin was the flower girl at my brother's wedding, and she was a very serious 4 year old at the time...that was the most precise flower placement I'd ever seen at a wedding lol

    Load More Replies...
    Amelia Junge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a flower girl at my aunts wedding. I walked down the aisle and proceeded to dump all the flowers at the end of the aisle, then sit on the stairs. My grandma them had to bribe me with candy to get off the stairs! I was also a flower girl at my moms wedding. Being a 3 year old brat, I didn't want to take pictures so I just hid in the flowers. I regret my decisions.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son threw flowers like he was an MLB pitcher.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet having a flower boy, though!

    Load More Replies...
    I love Hermione
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the flower girl for my aunt's wedding. at the end, I was supposed to pick up the flowers. My second cousins tried to help me. they got a black eye.

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a pic of me as a 2-year-old flower girl at my aunt's wedding (in the 60s). The best one has the soles of my patent leather white mary janes, which sticking out from under the back of my aunt's beautiful wedding dress. My mother told me that I'd drop petals, then pick them back up, then walk a little more, and repeat. Apparently one was under my aunt's wedding dress, I spied it, and went after it. My mother warned her that I was too young to be in her wedding, but my aunt wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone laughed and thought it was cute, but my family still teases me when we tell stories during the holidays. I have the 'good luck' penny for my aunt's shoe in my hand in this photo. 2014-03-26...ec1dfe.jpg 2014-03-26_11-58-04_939-5b01975ec1dfe.jpg

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Sweetheart, they're flowers, not Easter eggs.

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the exact same thing that happened on a recent Youtube video.

    View more comments
    #55

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    mariskreutzer Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunken cartwheels? No underwear? Sounds like my kind of gal!

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up, you've already had a big Indian wedding ;)

    Load More Replies...
    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 even better for marrying next then catching the bouquet

    Николина Минева
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, she COULD catch the bouquet exactly in the mid-cartwheel :D

    Load More Replies...
    #56

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Bluewavy86 Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to see the bus fire dance!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was nice of the cops to get Mom and Dad there.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #57

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    medina_obrien Report

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd be laughing if I was the bride

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    It's just a cake. :D If a dog jumping around and a cake falling over is enough to get you pissed, then maybe marriage isn't for you. ;)

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo wanted some of that cake!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #58

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    hectorimbop Report

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have to stand for a long wedding service, don't lock your knees!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that's good for ANY time you have to stand a long time. I can't tell you how many times my ex had to fix faces as a corpsman stationed with the Marines. They'd fall on their faves during inspections. The best time though was the Major asking "why does my corpsman look better than my Marines?" And my ex loudly proclaimed it was because his wife's father was in the Navy, and she ironed the uniform and polished his boots! Good times...

    Load More Replies...
    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DID YOU EVEN BRRRING THE RRRRRING, Master Van Dort?!

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people faint at weddings...?

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nervousness, too much alcohol the night before, no fresh air inside the church and standing for a long time.

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the priest ask him "Do you take this woman....?"

    View more comments
    #59

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jimmydelao Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, language fail...or the goobers at the bakery did not confirm that they heard it correctly! (My husband's family are from Mexico on his father's side, and some do have strong accents especially when they're emotional)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the wedding in late October?

    #60

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    LeahHusmann Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story in my book, not a "fail"!

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew, you guys just barely dodged a sin there!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #61

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    LasonAlex Report

    Lara Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know what was going on. Was she good at Pokémon though? That's the real question!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #62

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    ms_kim_lund Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even dads get nervous sometimes!

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the best Dad conversation. I would have the same look as the best man whose phone was playing Umbrella.

    Jessica DeVoto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of my wedding. I'm sitting in the bride room waiting to go down the aisle, and my mom gets a call from Life Alert. They thought my grandma had fallen, and they couldn't reach her, and neither could we. Thankfully, she showed up before it was time. It turns out she had her pendant in her purse, and it fell over. Thank goodness we had an answer in time. Otherwise, that would have been one high-anxiety wedding ceremony.

    #63

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    HilbilWheat Report

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he said "oh shoot"? *clutching my pearls* *faints*

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse! Lol

    #64

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jnnfrgrza Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a mature and friendly way to handle it. Good for them!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? 1)Catering costs a lot of money 2) You can't get a refund and 3) Why waste perfectly good food?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #65

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Voltron_98 Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much more to this story...

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bailer her out" - is your mom a boat?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I hope she learned a lesson from this. She's lucky the Groom still married her.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #66

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    betty_dawn Report

    Lina S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, grandmas are the best!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been kissing all the guys!!! Whoo hoo!!!

    #67

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Jilliekaren Report

    Cheezees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That my mom's and my husband's aunt's birthday.

    Maxx Holifield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt got married on April 1. I was there.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no one showed up at the wedding....

    #68

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    CataclysmKait Report

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a fail, it's a sweet & cute memory!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #69

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    mrsfieldsnobake Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job the brother wasn't a vampire!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is so dumb... He wouldn't have been able to get into the church in the first place, duh. ;-)

    Load More Replies...
    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... suddenly he gets up saying ... it burns it burns ..

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #70

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    JumpinLegs Report

    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day before my dad's first day of work ever, he tried to impress my mom by turning his face as red as possible. Blew two black eyes doing so.

    #71

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    realJKCallaway Report

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone has that one uncle

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is still jealous that I was drinking with my MOH, my aunt and my mom in our suite while getting ready for the wedding while was stuck in his parents hotel room completely sober. Our ceremony started at noon.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he at least bring a cooler so he could share?

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these uncles...

    #72

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    keschlipf Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me, but I would also keep them on a note card or something

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had him write it on his palm.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #73

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    SLPnWifeLife Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor shy little thing. I hope she gets over it in time for her own wedding.

    Hilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what kind of dresses with gigantic hems the bridesmaids wore...

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #74

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    mseric Report

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids should be kept under tight control during important ceremonies..

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll definitely agree. Not that's always easy to do so, kids are kids after all, but definitely keep them away from the main participants beforehand!

    Load More Replies...
    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly.... the child-related wedding fails are why i explicitly wrote "no small children" on the invites to my wedding.

    Pluto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what would you count as a small child?

    Load More Replies...
    Emma Knappe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was prolly just an accident, no need to call the child a bastard

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Someone grab the blow dryer!

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Oh you will be an amazing mother!!

    View more comments
    #76

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    _JazzyyJazz Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You brought bubble bath to a wedding? Words fail me....

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes couples give out small bottles of bubbles to blow, rather than throw rice or bird seed.

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I only added a little bit, officer!"

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #77

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Chyanmilne Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny as long as nobody gets hurt, but glitter can cause pretty serious eye injuries, so please don't repeat this. Glitter is evil!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel old... but I hate stuff like this. I think it's mean.

    Raphaëlle Rb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard... I'm sorry man xD

    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some fake snow can be toxic

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't invite the prankster friends to your wedding.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he looked like he got mauled by a rabid gang of strippers

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they have to use so much??!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now your hubby gets to be nice and shiny.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #78

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    superbadgrl Report

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why go through with it? The bride and her family could have just had a party that day and moved on.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they have married then??

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have returned all the gifts. They were terribly rude.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have. I don't give couples their present until at least a year after the wedding. If I officiate, I don't give a gift at all

    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible! So many people get divorced!

    #79

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    RaqM0110 Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Once the ring is on the finger, this response becomes more common.

    #80

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jonathan_thorn Report

    Cheezees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only expect gifts from your registry? My only suspicion would have been from the other couple's card.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic. I would have given it to them for Christmas - card and all.

    Melissa D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the gifts should be a surprise not what they have on a list.

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No disrespect to the gift-giver, but going off-registry is the best way to risk being re-gifted.

    Load More Replies...
    ArtistclyAutistic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m confused first they register then there is another couple? Then you regifted it. Wut??

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before a wedding, couples create a registry of gifts they’d like to receive. This couple got glasses that were not on their list. The bride realized the giver had also just gotten married, guessed they got a gift they didn’t want and passed it on to her. Then, she found a card addressed to the giver, not her, which proved she was right.

    Load More Replies...
    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the couple has the best idea of what they need and want. A registry is crafted knowing what they already have and figuring out how we wanted to set up our home. Going off-registry increases the likelihood of being re-gifted.

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedding i went to had stuff like an oven, washer drier etc.. I just gave cash

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #81

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    ashjoy8 Report

    Toots
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds exactly like me! Whene I drink I realize the miracle of being a mom. Weird

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Why wasn't she touching your face? She (they?) made you as well.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's proud of her daughter. But it must have gotten annoying.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #82

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    GabrielaDenicke Report

    Reggie Kraken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an irritating thing to happen during a wedding.

    Dowbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume you mean nobody joining in....?

    Load More Replies...
    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent I can't imagine letting my child stand up during a ceremony, let alone allowing him to walk into the isle and start dancing. Sit down, be quiet, it's not your day to be noticed!

    GiveMeASloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! That's what's wrong with the world now. Kids are not taught to act right. And that they can't just do what they want.

    Load More Replies...
    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time at nightclubs. The slide and the crying.

    Pam Falcioni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, put the phone down and parent. He's old enough to realize this isn't appropriate.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More a #parentingfail than a #weddingfail

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent it's your responsibility to make sure your kid understands what is ok and what isn't. If he can't understand it, then it's your responsibility to prevent him doing wrong.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you let him? Jealous cuz your cousin is the one getting married?

    Nardo218 x
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people let their kids do whatever the f**k they want now

    Neal Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secretly I think the mother was disappointed that her child wasn't given the attention they both clearly crave

    View more comments
    #83

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    JesseBetts11 Report

    Lina S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have discovered the conspiracy!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where were they married , in the middle of the woods?

    #84

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    haighteraide Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny to the bride! Getting out grass stains is a b***h!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #85

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    WordsBySC Report

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an a*s, you don't just "forget" the name of the bride!

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, as someone who's officiated at a hundred or so weddings, it would be really easy to do. This guy evidently didn't know the couple and was probably working from a generic script that said "bride's name here". He figured he would remember but got nervous (yes, pastor's can get nervous too) and blanked out. I've been there, but I've got the kind of sense of humor that lets me ask.

    Load More Replies...
    Lonely Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for f**k's sake. You avoid saying the name to the best of your ability if you forget it, don't call someone goddamn "Salami", that's so disrespectful.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday they will laugh about it, I hope.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #86

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    graciedickinson Report

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disrespectful, but the bride outshone all of them.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. At least now there weren't any surprises in what kind of family she was marrying. (Tbh, I wouldn't have even noticed because I didn't know it was a thing... )

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many sisters does he have??????

    View more comments
    #87

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    AshleyM65245177 Report

    lilspiffy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cops couldn’t wait til he was done talking? Rude.

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who called the cops? That's what I want to know!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at one where the cops hauled the groom off.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cops were watching him, and waiting for the right moment.

    #88

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    DebMorenoPhD Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like that is so petty. I feel bad for you =(

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of a wedding poem "Marry in blue... you'll always be true" I'm sure you were loveliest because "ugly" always show through...

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can be incredibly petty and hurtful. This story happened way before I met my husband. His sister, who is a shy person without any friends, married a man several years older than her, so all of the groom's friends were already married or had partners--plus it seems they didn't really like her due to the age difference. The men threw the groom-to-be a bachelor party and the women organized a bachelorette party--WITHOUT the bride-to-be. She was ready and excited on the day of the party but NOBODY called her or went to pick her up or anything. In the end, her parents took her out for dinner. This was ages ago, but the story still breaks my heart.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the more horribly s****y things I've ever heard about a wedding.

    Load More Replies...
    Skye Ramadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*** them. They are NOT THE FRIGGEN BRIDE. I WOULD ACTUALLY START A FIGHT WITH THEM IF THEY DID THIS TO MEH

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you should have said "How sweet, you guys wanted to look just like me!" and smiled the biggest smile possible. Kill them with kindness, it's much more satisfying.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something borrowed, Something blue...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #89

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    LadyMurl3 Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O boy...you guys are happy together?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the Church is also named "Unity" :)

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #90

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    NicciLuvvv Report

    Scott Basham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see why people are doubting this, I went to a wedding and it was a disaster.

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it got better. Couldn't have gotten any worse.

    theo james
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be worse at my parents wedding the lime didn't even show up and they had to use the best mans car

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better a disastrous wedding than a disastrous marriage.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Anniversary?

    Dawn Knowles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would have happen. I am a disaster magnet..

    View more comments
    #91

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    MissySkies Report

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute attention seeking b***h.

    Amelia Junge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is also an absolute disrespectful b***h.

    Load More Replies...
    GiveMeASloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS is where that water spilling kid from earlier would have been needed, except with punch

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give the kid a nice glass of merlot if that's where it's going to end up.

    Load More Replies...
    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh that's gonna be a great relationship going forward....

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL to be *graciously* "let" me chose my wedding colors before she chose her dress. She told me this like she had bestowed upon me the greatest gift, to which I informed her that *I* would chose my colors first and then MY mom and grandmom would chose next THEN she could pick something. She also didn't like me correcting her when she would say "our wedding". No, it is MY wedding. ("our" only being when it was talking about my now husband and me)

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, this is why I try very hard to foster and maintain a good relationship with my son's new bride. He loves her. He wants to spend the rest of his life with her. It's my job and responsibility to support their marriage! It's made easier that I definitely love her for HER and not just as my son's wife, but dang it, if your child is getting married to a descent person, be supportive, not devisive!

    Load More Replies...
    Gal Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dads mum did that on my parent's wedding day. I don't get how rude people can be on such an important day.

    Ben
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made her leave. Instantly. You don't get to disrespect the couple that day. Have your childish tantrum on another day.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's pretty much a given that the bride looked MUCH better in white than did the MIL.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember without adversity you wouldn't have as many good stories to tell. Something tells me this woman gives you plenty of material to talk about...

    View more comments
    #92

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    passthepinot Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing. Itdidnt mean to ruin the wedding.

    Vernice Aure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did no one remove the bird before the guests arrived?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #93

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    AsholeNicole87 Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Sound desk could easily turn it down / off.

    Load More Replies...
    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what the call entailed!

    Ben
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one thought to turn the volume down on the sound board? Or to turn off the receiver?

    Gosiaatje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of one of those movies with Frank Drebin xD

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's entertainment!

    RacconLifeGirlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are married. Yes, I dropped off the package. No, I did not tell her I love her.

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please say "personal" = sex chat line. Please!!!!😀

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #94

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TedGSmith Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: " I told you to get balloons" ( first fight)

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she had something to remember them by!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    OMG! Doves poop? Who knew!

    #95

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    aammmyyyyyyy Report

    Lara Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't ignore the flower girl without facing the embarrassing consequences.;)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the Church was thinking "Weren't there 2 of them?"

    #96

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    blindgirlprobs5 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #97

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Lisa_Davis75 Report

    Ben
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the fault of the Limo service for waiting to confirm the services as long as they did. They should have called the night before. Also while they are not to blame it's definitely worth noting that you should not give your cell phone number if you are the bride or groom. Your best man and maid of honor (or literally anyone else in the wedding party) are the ones who are supposed to manage phones the day of.

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Why did the bride give her number to the limo service knowing fully well she wouldn't be in a position to deal with it if there was a problem?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blame the victim. The limo service should have given a refund. They didn't provide the service.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #98

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    smith_127 Report

    #99

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    NoDiggity14 Report

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on how old your little brother was... 3? okay. 33? maybe not okay.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I would have thought the Pastor was having a heart attack.

    #100

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Wayfare Report

    Skye Ramadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm that’s YOUR wedding not your father in laws! FRIGGEN in-laws can b so rude!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had the 5 year old get up and sing. Sounds like he could have done a better job. And it would have served the FIL right.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #101

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    LisaMSeifert Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original. A real jokester. I bet no one laughed.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some speeches are incredibly boring - this at least was short.

    Arwin Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about that's hilarious

    Lauren Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's funny! That's what I would do, honestly.

    Jessica Belcher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My now step son was the best man. He gave me and my husband a piece of toast each

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He left his speech at home. He had to do something

    Skye Ramadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaahahahah this made my day!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #102

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    sandra09502213 Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I admit when we moved our son to live with his now-wife, I teasingly told her "this is like adopting a puppy. He's at his forever home, he's your responsibility now!" Then we all laughed. :)

    #103

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    postuptowngirl Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an excuse to be escorted to the Hospital by 2 good looking guys :-)

    #104

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    annealane Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot to get "dripless" candles to light our unity candle so my husband and I had hot wax dripping on our hands when we lit the unity candles.

    Eric Rossman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my wedding, it was windier than expected and the candle didn't have anything to shelter it from the wind. It went out 3 or 4 times during the ceremony and the officiant relit it while still performing the ceremony. Incredibly smooth.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #105

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Sabbath_Child Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't have invited Mr. Bean to the wedding.

    Lee Garig-Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This began to sound like some wedding in Game of Thrones.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #107

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    MusicisinLife Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they used real wine?

    #108

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    e_halter Report

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about people that they think their opinion matters SO much, that it's ok to do something like that?

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... regardless of her views, this is not okay

    Load More Replies...
    L Venn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So unnecessary. The deed is done. No point bitching about it when it's 'too late'.

    tinker bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    asshole maid of honor right there i can tell shed make a lovely b**** wife

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found out after our wedding that some of our so called "friends" were taking bets about how long it would last. We just celebrated our 25th annivesary and all of these friends have ended up divorced as well as no longer being considered our friends.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, what a spiteful, petty b***h--and she spent good money to pull of this 'revenge?'

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who did she say it to, the Groom? Maybe she was jealous bc she wasn't the one getting married.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #110

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    WadeWlee Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people realize that c**p is not funny or charming.

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. He's a child and completely not funny.

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope he was just joking

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Why does he need anything else!?

    #111

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    birdaileen Report

    Adriana Lameda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't believe how common is that here in Venezuela, actually not the first story I've heard regarding weddings and airline fails like that hahaha

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be a pretty bad time for you In Venezuela, hope it improves for ya all

    Load More Replies...
    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both just stopped on his wedding day?? Uh huh!

    #112

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Bonnee1120 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #113

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    filipa_moreno Report

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never a good question unless you are sure...

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never a good question unless she brings it up herself...

    Load More Replies...
    Skye Ramadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this happeneing to a friend of mine. She met the first time with Her now mother in law and the mil got so angry and stormed off exclaiming that “HOW DARE MY SON GET HER PREGNANT, she wasnt

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #114

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    ohplzkelli Report

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works really well actually - went to a wedding recently where this was the plan. By the time the couple were back from honeymoon they had thousands of fabulous candid shots that a professional photographer would never have managed. It was a fairly casual outdoor wedding though. Maybe it wouldn't be the best option for something more formal.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen weddings where there were disposable cameras on the tables and people were told to take LOTS of pictures for the wedding album, and the new couple would get them developed. I thought that was lovely!

    Load More Replies...
    Amb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a casual couple who appear to have gotten their priorities right. Not a fail at all!

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's crass to do something like that while at the alter, during the ceremony...they could've been a little classier & added a note to the invitation (if they weren't to cheap for those too) about cameras being welcome at the event

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most weddings today probably have many guests taking phone pics.

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, spend thousands of dollars on a wedding and skimp out on the one professional whose job it is capture the day and it's memories for years to come. I'll bet the shots and prints were just awesome.

    #115

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    BaBy_SoL_Bree Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up. What a horrible thing to happen.

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let your in-laws do anything important. Never.

    #116

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Geords1 Report

    lilspiffy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not. You should probably fix that. My grandma was adopted and used what she thought was her real name to get married. The nuns were wrong. When she found and reconnected with her family, it turns out it was way off and they had to go to city hall in their 60’s to fix it.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story about a LOT of Catholic services adoption agencies...they change names and birthdates in some/many adoptions. Why? To protect the birth mother in a lot of times, to promote the adoptive families, to prevent the child from finding their birth parents. A friend of mine, that's exactly what her parents were told. My Fallcon had a child over twenty years ago (they were married but could barely support themselves, much less a child) and was told that the Catholic services agency would be changing her birthdate and the name she was given, so that she would not be able to find them.

    Load More Replies...
    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure if he really wanted to be married?

    Lara Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change his name to whatever it was!! Easiest solution. And who cares if you are technically married? The bonds of love will hold you both, and who needs more than that?

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK you would be legally married. The name could be correctly added to the Register and only wrong on the certificate or wrong in both cases and you are still married. You can apply to have the name amended in either case. Probably different in other countries.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #117

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    thisjoshrouse Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a wedding where the groom toasted his new wife with his ex-girlfriends name.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #118

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    PatrickMc1971 Report

    #119

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    cbseiler Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it does! Babies are pooping machines! (My granddaughter got me REALLY good the first time I gave her a bottle, lol)

    Load More Replies...
    Cheezees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a baby, everyone understood what happened.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when that happens

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #120

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    witchmumma Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they didn't. You wish they did.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting thing to do in front of the bride. Poor woman.

    Ann Abdelzaher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my step mother is the sister to one of my ex's mother so she is now my step aunt LOL. She constantly tells me that she is glad I didn't marry her son because I deserved better than him, she has said this in front of him and in front of his current girlfriend many times. My husband and I will be married 19 years on the 12th.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooh, just never good to go to an ex's wedding

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents invited you and hoped he would change his mind?

    #121

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    carrigancarrell Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been funny. Well, the first time, at least.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the groom didn't listen (I hope)

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #122

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    TANNERSTHENAME Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you have a small matching one made to throw and you keep the real one.

    Load More Replies...
    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been to a wedding where the bride threw the bouquet. Don't know why people get in such a state about it. Mad superstition.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she still married?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All The Single Ladies......were very disappointed.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #123

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    marissa519 Report

    Ashlyn Krell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. You gotta know your audience, man.

    #124

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    trijill Report

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dislike things where pets are given away for free. Rarely are they ever properly cared for.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live animals are not decoration and fish need more than a bowl to live in. This was a terrible idea even if it hadn't been hot. What happens when nobody wants to take home a goldfish?

    Purple light
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an insane idea. Poor goldfish...

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you have take-away goldfish?

    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always had to remind myself they meant in fahrenheit.

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine if it was Celsius? That would be quite a sight.

    Load More Replies...
    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people realize that living animals aren't decorations!

    #SaveLucifer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly read this as the goldfish cracker until the dead fish part came up ... They should have gone with the crackers.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't just get flowers? Fish are living things.

    View more comments
    #125

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    alrds46 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the guests thought you had been drinking beer? Funny story. :)

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a loud individual, was so moved that I whispered my vows. My husband heard, but everyone else thought I changed my mind. Burping sounds worse, I will count my lucky stars now!!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #126

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Leebird_ak Report

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photographer doesn't get to 'insist'. You pay him, you get to insist.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. Unfortunately, some people are gentle souls who don't like to argue and so go along with daft ideas.

    Load More Replies...
    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe only those coincidents that I have carefully arranged myself. :-D

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People shouldn't go along with mad ideas that photographers have.

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you tell him no, simple as that.

    Patricia Hendrickson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was the groom holding down your dress??

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she was wearing underwear (unlike the guys in the kilts)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How short was the dress, and why was the Groom helping you to hold it down?

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking the real question. Need more explanation.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #127

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    intrstllrs Report

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry if I'm being ignorant but what's a walk out? Everyone has a song? I've never heard of this tradition but it sounds like a great idea!!

    Pastel Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A walkout is were couples and stuff walks down the isle right before the bride. Then the bride walks down. We had one at my parents wedding

    Load More Replies...
    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously laughed at this! 😂 Hips don't lie..

    #128

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    hardisty_lisa Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She waited years for this day. She didn't mind waiting a few more minutes. ;)

    #129

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    shortypoo0687 Report

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a wedding fail? And, really, how many of the guests are still talking about it?

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than fighting with the girl who caught it.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what he gets for not going with you?

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend has it, the girl that catches the bouquet is the next to be married :)

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #131

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Taylorsmomdrk Report

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so sweet though, he lost weight for you

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to get his pants altered! Seriously, a success story.

    #132

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kmadgirl Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see little kids asking their parents what that means.

    #133

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    falpal_lindsey Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #134

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    sanaouna_SPN Report

    Beth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's friend did the same thing. We called their wedding video the "Heidi Cam"!

    #SaveLucifer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the camera man Andrew Lincoln?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #135

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    CraigTriplett Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just meant that his friend married a great gal.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda cute

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda not appropriate and creepy.

    Load More Replies...
    #136

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    erinlearned Report

    ArtistclyAutistic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to make me sing that song, and the angry vocals in it are just too hilarious 😂😂😂

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate, but still funny!

    #137

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    WhortonDanielle Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The preacher didn't notice something was not right? It wasn't a rock concert.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the officiant, I've done that. Only once, though!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #138

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    LaurenMedlock_ Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #139

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    cloiselle2313 Report

    Amelia Junge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "#thankgodforspanx" hashtag

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That honestly sounds like a dress that did NOT fit, not a wedding fail.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing someone was there with sewing skills and supplies (I'm a seamstress myself)

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it wasn't just short but also too tight. I think I'd have been too scared to move.

    #140

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    coachowen15 Report

    #141

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    neverCOURT Report

    Katie Grippin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a custom where the man who catches the garter places it onto the leg of the woman who catches the bouquet.

    Load More Replies...
    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a cousin's wedding....her siblings each caught the items. The photographer kept saying they would make a great looking couple and tried to get them to pose together and kiss.

    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take off the leg? Who put it on in the first place? :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adoracat: best answer. Lol

    Ann Abdelzaher
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    LOL my niece (sister's daughter) caught the bouquet and my nephew (brother's son) caught the garter.... we made them do the whole thing. they were 11 and 12 at the time... best part of the reception :) Cutest video!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #142

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Kye2Kye Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He tried to silently signal his friends to find the rings. While he was on the stage or whatever. Because he didn't want to just say, "Hey hang on a moment, I forgot something."

    Load More Replies...
    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We left ours in the car and genuinely did think the other had them.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run man, run. She is gonna come after you

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #143

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    gumgumerson Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have ended with "presented a PowerPoint" and it still would have been a fail.

    #144

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jimmyfallon Report

    #145

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    sonderizemecapn Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand pulling pranks, but this is too much. Ew.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprised they were kicked out.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much did they have to drink? And did Grandma faint?

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma might be a robust old gal with a 'seen it all before' attitude. Not that it makes their actions any better. Idiots.

    Load More Replies...
    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    They had fun though 😋

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #146

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    aemcil Report

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a way to ruin a good reception and turn the attention towards yourself

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never do anything that steals attention from the couple. Don't dress silly or provocatively, don't dance like a jerky showoff, don't get drunk and have to be carried out, don't comment on the likelihood of the marriage surviving....just don't. The day is Not About You.

    #SaveLucifer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so tacky and gross. Don't f*****g do this.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely, she means that the man proposed to his own GF. I think this is sweet.

    Megan Diffenderfer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it was at someone else's wedding reception! Way to upstage the newlyweds...

    Load More Replies...
    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see this as a big deal at all.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Proposed to HER girlfriend...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #147

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    annaedmonds94 Report

    #148

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    amycamy1976 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as a "perfect"wedding. Haha!

    #149

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    bjelvis4 Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going full regimental under the kilt is a grand GRAND tradition!

    FleurTangClan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedding tradition not wedding fail!

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scarred for life is a bit much. How was this not brought up BY ANYONE before the ceremony?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Was it a windy day?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #150

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    shaummom Report

    Amelia Junge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if people thought that you were going to leave your fiance at the alter?

    Ann Abdelzaher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bridesmaids and I were getting dressed only to realize I had the wrong size pantyhose and we had forgotten the shoes at my dad's house... dad had to run to the house to get shoes and my sister ran to get me new hose! we were an hour late starting LOL

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It couldn't start without you!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #151

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    StackLynch Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have thought he was from the Bride's family.

    #152

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    SandyMcDermott7 Report

    CaliPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #154

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Kristoph_errr Report

    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that should be a cause for divorce, might mean he was still seeing his ex

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #155

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Zach_9797 Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... how? wouldn't the correct twin be... I don't know... wearing a wedding dress?

    Kay Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's intentional. Anybody who loves someone can identify her or him even though that person has an identical twin.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How, the bride wouldn’t be wearing a wedding dress

    View more comments
    #156

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    witcheypo Report

    Halldora Landvik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you shouldn't hold the parties the day before but two days before at least.

    Caitlin Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my sister's the day before. But it was a day cruise so everyone was home by 4pm. Hangovers gone by morning - with mimosa JUST to make sure :-P

    Load More Replies...
    #157

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    nikki97202 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope no one was standing under there. :-(

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #158

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    AsholeNicole87 Report

    GiveMeASloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was pregnant with our 3rd child at our wedding. We are really bad at planning LOL and it was a planned pregnancy, any ways, had to get sparkling apple cider. We are a picture of my 5 year old with the whole bottle ripping it up in a corner while looking around suspiciously. I guess he thought it was real.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna be the "Moral Police" here. Why was it where a 7 year old could get it? And why was she unsupervised?

    Ben
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone probably left their drink on their table. It's a 7 year old. They're a squirrely nimble creature and sneaky too!

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #159

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jimbo49424 Report

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation and spelling be damned! Someone please revoke this dude's twitter license.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it with guys peeing in the wrong place? I've seen this too many times.

    #160

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    RichRhetoric Report

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: the wedding was in Seattle.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all know that was a ad campaign to stop people from throwing trash out their windows on the highways, right?

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough I just heard that as a trivia question on the radio this morning. In Massachusetts.

    Load More Replies...
    Amy G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist- he was from Albuquerque.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name was Texas... that's why no one f&^%ed with him!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only thing you know about him is that he's from Texas

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #162

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    xkitchenboundx Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was awkward. I hope he didn't get hurt.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #163

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    MaureenLast Report

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why babies and weddings don't mix... I mean, I love 'em, but there's a time and a place...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you can always get a babysitter.

    Load More Replies...
    #165

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    BearLaars Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a free bar? If so then what's the problem?

    lilspiffy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends did that after having me create a playlist for the reception... no reception happened. They just left without telling anyone.

    Andrea Morrison-Boice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My entire wedding party left our reception causing all the guests to leave too.

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a virgin, 20 something years old. He couldn't wait for the wedding night any longer.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #167

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    thisBshane Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you signed the license you are. You don't even have to have a ceremony.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true in all states. Some require a state licensed officiant and two witnesses. I guess you could say you don't have to have a ceremony, but there has to be *something* done that the witnesses can say happened and the officiant can declare that he/she performed the marriage.

    Load More Replies...
    #169

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Debbie_Pereira_ Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you say "tough, kid"

    A PANcake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do y’all realise that little kids tire quickly, and when they are tired they can be quite cranky, so it makes more sense to take the kid home

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have wasted the cash on photo-shopping her in.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband "had" to take her back to hotel... NO - husband "should have" to her to suck it up the day was about someone else and not her!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #170

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    mommybird97 Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having very young children as ring bearers might be cute but it does come with risks!!

    Nanny Kimbo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one said the ring bearer was a child...

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Someone should have taking him to potty before the ceremony. But, then, you never know about young children.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #171

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    CaleighScanlon Report

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. a lot of people here in Germany chose "I will always love you" from Whitney Houston for their weddings. The song is about breaking up... sigh.

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin had slamdancing. It was crazy fun. The bride comes over, give him the stern pointed finger thing, hitches her wedding dress, and slams all the grooms men. Epic.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #174

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    bethannmsmith Report

    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say it's how you write the capital letter S in cursive

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I'm guessing your maiden name started with a G?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that bad. You can figure it out. Gmith is not that common a name.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #175

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    stayc627 Report

    #176

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    lizwac07 Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's cousin got divorced before her father finished paying for the wedding!

    #177

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    damnsuburbs Report

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all about these uncles, I am determined not to invite any of mine to my own wedding.

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. If you think something is fake....stick your fingers in it.

    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fake boobs, fake eyelashes, fake teeth

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #178

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Minivanfor3 Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps I am confused, but I thought the point of elopement was to get it done privately and announce it to one's family as a done deal.

    Dawn Knowles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she was just letting her gram in on the elopement..not to ask her to attend..

    Load More Replies...
    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. I'll come. I"ll cheer for you. I'll dab my eyes like it's the most beautiful thing ever. It's what you deserve.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #179

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    tneuman4 Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People never pay attention to the meaning of lyrics, I swear!

    #180

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kme2of9 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teamwork. Looks like he held onto his drink.

    #181

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    suburbansublime Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting to rethink inviting uncles...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have told him to put on a sweater.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #182

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    _jordanlee_ Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Like talking about a movie you never saw.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #183

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    trisbmockingjay Report

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just be glad it was a tie fight & not a "sword" fight...

    Hayley Mah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably really wanted someone to join so he could yell "TIE fighters!!"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why. Is there any such thing as a "Tie Fight'?

    #184

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    jeanyreeny Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was his problem? Dumped ex?

    #185

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    FriendDump Report

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run, don't walk, away from him. Nothing good is ever going to come of that marriage.

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His own wedding got in the way of his drinking? I hope he gets help.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's high class!

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool as f*ck. But inappropriate!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #186

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kscalze Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He handled it with aplomb! Must have been very embarrassing for him too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could never make eye contact with him again.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #187

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    EnterTheCola Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, just the one song?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Uncle tale. It should be illegal to allow Uncles to attend weddings.

    #188

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    gracietecala Report

    Laura M D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my cousins couples also "cousins", since I feel them as a part of my family.

    Laura M D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *this was meant to be a reply to Halldora*

    Load More Replies...
    Halldora Landvik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...cousinS and THEIR wedding?! Something's not okay here.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousins can marry in the UK. Though personally I don't find it an appealing idea.

    Load More Replies...
    #189

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    dadservations Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...you can get rid of all the music off of your player except for what's on the playlist... then put it back on after the event... complete lack of planning

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to give an old lady a heart attack?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #190

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    smilingsandra Report

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not custom, it's law (if you want to be legally married that is!)

    Brivid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she meant the customary time during the ceremony.

    Load More Replies...
    Kay Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you're not legally married.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they signed it afterwards, they are.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #191

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    m31i_ Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been hilarious.

    #192

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Maryna_BY Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got married, my Mom and I went to have our hair styled. When we got back in the car, and the radio came on, someone had called in to make a remark about "A man getting married today who dedicated a song to his wife." He even mentioned the name of the song. (Our song)

    #193

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    LammAhuva Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #194

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Optimus_Schweim Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read another post about a bride that was two hours late to her own wedding because of her bachelorette party and he still married her (yes, I read all posts XD)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wrong, to inconvenience all those people.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #195

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    UrPoopInAJar Report

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do to obligations I attend about 3 to 5 wedding receptions a year. I have rarely seen one where it did not end up in a drunken orgy. I hate going but usually have to. I try to only stay as long as I can get away with. Always try to get out before the drinking gets too bad. I can't tell you the number of times I have seen many of the guest arrive at the reception already blind drunk. Makes me disgusted. Usually the more spent on alcohol the shorter the marriage.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's really tacky. I'd escape as early as possible, too!

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my sister's wedding, someone spiked the punch. Her MIL had a fit, because the wedding was at the Baptist Church.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol at a baptist wedding? The horrors! --I say this tongue -in-cheek, I'm all too familiar with the mindset.or as I told my mama, "I'll behave by the rules, but reserve my perogitive to roll my eyes behind your back"! (I didn't. I just grinned at her as tough I HAD, which made her nervous, lol,)

    Load More Replies...
    #196

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    NancyEstradaGmz Report

    Megan Diffenderfer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you solve a problem like Maria? (that's from The Sound of Music, in case someone doesn't get the reference. And yes, I had to.)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can they make these stupid mistakes? Learn people's names.

    #197

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    medina_obrien Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was this guy and his idiot friends?

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do idiotic and unkind things like that for a bet? Glad she got to turn the tables on him so smoothly!

    THATone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By who twenty one pilots?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #199

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    ChadMartin_ Report

    #200

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    aniebecks Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk before the reception? That seems like a waste of an invitation.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the guy, but it was his own fault.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #202

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Tweetyall919 Report

    Mag Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment there I thought you meant your guests and groomsmen were also sunbathing in thongs

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #203

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kaitlyn_golemon Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not that bad. Maybe he just met them.

    #204

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Courtney_Cage Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #206

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    twilesque910 Report

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is thee second one on the list! Why don't all these selfish show-offs who are desperate to include non-pets at their events think about the welfare of the animals in question?? Yes. Yes I'm angry.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you on this. I thought that about the doves as well. Stop using animals as props.

    Load More Replies...
    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that happened in an episode of 2 and a half men too. Except the butterflies were frozen.

    Samara Morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid b***h deserves to be divorced.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #207

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    agreeableAmir Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song. Wrong choice. Was the DJ drinking?

    #209

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    housecalls88 Report

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a difference between being funny and being an a-hole.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said this at a wedding? In front of the bride? How disrespectful.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that definitely qualifies as a 'wedding fail!'

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #210

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    PresidentCam Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had time to wait for a paramedic???

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #211

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    FangedB Report

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the officiant I will not perform a ceremony if either of the parties is drunk. They are not legally capable of entering into a binding contract while under the influence. And yes, it's happened.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when 1 shot to calm my nerves turns into 10

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this happens not only to grooms?

    #212

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    xlavendia Report

    #213

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    celticmomo9 Report

    GiveMeASloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they laughed about it then?? AND now!?!? WTF

    Load More Replies...
    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this funny? It's tragic.

    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laughed because your minister died??? WTF is wrong with you?

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also just noticed, is her profile pic a grave stone?

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #214

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    EerieCa Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Isn't this backwards?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, technically, the other couple's wedding was a fail, right?

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #215

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    waltonashleigh1 Report

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure why the down votes--that is DEFINITELY a wedding fail!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought she said she was grinding on the Bride and Groom!

    #216

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    Batmanda24 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been one of the jerks in the motor boat.

    #217

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    sunflowgirl1975 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You throw hem You don't retrieve them.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #218

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    equstryan14 Report

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call bs, with a sharp knife it's easy to tear down the wrap, i could've get in in 15 minutes max.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is the first picture that comes up when you search "saran wrapped car" soooo

    Load More Replies...
    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 days spent on unwrapping? Annulment after 3 days? Come on...

    Doggo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look up saran wrapped car, the first picture you see is that exact one.

    Joseph Kockaya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not wrapped at the bottom. A pair of scissors would have this off in minutes

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err....so no one else had a car to give them a lift and there were no taxis? Total rubbish.

    Megan Diffenderfer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? There are other cars in the world... also, search "saran wrapped car". Like Quinn said, the image used is the first one that shows up.

    Load More Replies...
    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pair of scissors would take about 10 mins to do the job, yes BS.

    Qwerty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fairly sure the caterers, reception, photographers, venue ect could all happily put a price on it xD

    Load More Replies...
    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this one hard to believe. There were so many ways to remove the wrap, if all fail, which I highly doubt, take one of the groomsmen car instead of missing the honeymoon. Maybe there were other reasons for missing the honeymoon, I highly doubt it was because they could not get into their car.

    Justina Garlaitė
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems that Groomsmen did them a favor :D Anyway, never done that, so honest question, does it really take so long to get rid of the wrap? Can't you just cut it with the scissors?

    Reggie Kraken
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god that is as tragic as it is hilarious.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #219

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    RyanBartholomee Report

    #220

    Funny-Wedding-Fail-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

    Shaanea Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't know how it works.

    Flare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he was trying to steal the bride.

    Load More Replies...
    #221

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    NotBaskinRobbin Report

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That meme has been around longer than the internet.

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it at a wedding in 1984

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like he has a sense of humour

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex's brothers polished his boots for the wedding and did that to them. Further shoe fails: mama didn't allow me to break in my shoes, so they were too tight, then I got my heel caught in the hem of my dress when we stood up after the prayers. Fun times. (Didn't fall, he had my arm and I kicked my foot till it was free)

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #222

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    beffymcjenkins Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And got divorced soon after that.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...a few things wrong here obviously. The one that bothers me most though is that people think it's okay to try and control someone they supposedly love. I might request that my husband not do something if it seemed like a really bad idea, and we'd discuss it, but I don't consider I have the right to forbid him.

    Flare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize that this guy obviously had a drinking problem (then a drug addiction), right?

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #223

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kellyjess95 Report

    Joey Chuu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a game where the bride and groom have one shoe from each of them. They get asked questions like such as, "who is the better cook?", and the bride and groom answers by holding up the shoe of the person in the relationship that can cook better.

    Load More Replies...
    #224

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    oclem12 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very good joke. Just say "Cheese"

    #225

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    YoMama523 Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame. Awful memory for his daughter.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #226

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    CNHolmberg Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a joke. Didn't happen. That's why it's toward the bottom of this list.

    THATone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he become a photographer then?

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't meet the photographer before hand? See examples of their work? What rot.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #228

    Wedding Fail Tweets

    kost_219 Report

    GiveMeASloth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What In the world does that say?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cassie: "You can read Drunk" I'm dying here.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point. The fail is she signed it while drunk.

    Load More Replies...
    #229

    This submission is hidden. Click here to view.

    ADVERTISEMENT