Twitter. What better place to mouth off about, well, whatever you want? There's never been an easier way to get your message out to your desired recipient, although be warned, Twitter can be a dangerous place for the ill-equipped smartass. There's nothing worse than trying to deliver a funny Tweet in front of millions of people, only to get shot down by somebody who clearly understands the art of rude comebacks much better than you understand the art of, well, being funny. Also, a good comeback delivered to somebody pompously flaunting their rude beliefs or deep-rooted ignorance is a socially acceptable way to shut them down. Permanently.

Take a look at some of the best Tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list serves as a cautionary tale for anybody thinking of taking to Twitter to say something "hilarious." Don't forget to vote for the best burns and best comebacks delivered!

#1

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jordanboodie Report

Adam D
Community Member
4 years ago

Stole this joke from celebrity read mean tweets! It was originally about Mumford and sons

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#2

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david kidd
Community Member
4 years ago

Hhh best..

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#3

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Nickelback Report

Relle M.
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahah, nice comeback! XD

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#4

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

This is fake. Corporate would never respond like that.

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#5

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tacobell Report

Eniola
Community Member
4 years ago

DIS MEANS WAR

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#6

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fillwerrell Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, yes it does.

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#7

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itsthegrinchyo Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha ZING!

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#8

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ConanOBrien Report

Celia McDaniel
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't we all?

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#9

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atheistq Report

Maheak
Community Member
4 years ago

Well that was clever!

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#10

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NathanFillion Report

teurboa
Community Member
4 years ago

GENIUS!

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#11

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tescomobile Report

Faye Monk
Community Member
4 years ago

ALSO BURN!

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#12

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tescomobile Report

Relle M.
Community Member
4 years ago

The #nojoke in the end hahahah

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#13

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SEGA Report

Karina Jadia
Community Member
3 years ago

OH SNAP

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#14

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royalmail Report

Kathy Black
Community Member
4 years ago

aHa!! The Ultimate Mother Joke at last! Bravo, Royal Mail!

#15

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Scouselikebread Report

Belle White
Community Member
3 years ago

Exactly...

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#16

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nenshi Report

Random Person...
Community Member
4 years ago

When you get caught being stupid...

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#17

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DanaSchwartzzz Report

Aylin Ergün
Community Member
4 years ago

Would she even stick with someone long enough to even become a mom?

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#18

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robfee Report

That Fat Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch.

#19

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OldSpice Report

The Catinator
Community Member
4 years ago

Berrrrrrnnnnnnn

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#20

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EJGomez Report

Hellysal
Community Member
4 years ago

Voted up for Venn diagrams ;3

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#21

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Discovery Report

Relle M.
Community Member
4 years ago

Either one of them is lying or the penguins learned to fly. :O

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#22

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piersmorgan Report

That Fat Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

rOASTED.

#23

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MattGoldich Report

#24

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MaraWritesStuff Report

David Gallagher
Community Member
4 years ago

The best part about this is that it was written by Matilda. <3

#25

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neiltyson Report

Airdnas Elisab
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO!!!

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#26

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ChaseMit Report

Gothilocks
Community Member
4 years ago

'Tis merely a flesh wound!

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#27

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rihanna Report

Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

...ummm?

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#28

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chinspired Report

Gracie
Community Member
4 years ago

As someone with a flip phone I can confirm

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#29

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Benoo_Brown Report

That Fat Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

OOh, felt that burn through the screen!

#30

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AmirismyBFF Report

Community Member
3 years ago

I'm crying

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#31

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vornietom Report

kat lia
Community Member
4 years ago

goodbye, disney world to you.

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#32

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RabbiReba Report

Kathy Black
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow. Endless possibilities come to mind with this one, but I better not.

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#33

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JamesBlunt Report

That Fat Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

...

#34

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weismanjake Report

Community Member
3 years ago

That is true.

#35

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owengood Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol. Ouch.

#36

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MessJenkins Report

Lazy Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

OML just as I read this that song came on!

#37

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tescomobile Report

Relle M.
Community Member
4 years ago

The reply wasn't even to the same person! What is this sh*t? :v

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#38

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IGGYAZALEA Report

Eniola
Community Member
4 years ago

Wait, what?

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