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Even smart people do stupid things sometimes. It could be a misunderstanding, a lack of sleep the night before, or just a simple misjudgment, otherwise known as a brainfart, that can strike at any time.
Harsh as it may seem, it is human nature to have a giggle at these funny fails. If you are lucky, you were alone, and the only damage done was a slightly bruised ego. These people, however, had their brainfarts captured on camera for us all to chuckle at! From a simple slip of common sense in funny comments to a glaring lack of logic while trying to deliver the best comebacks, these moments of stupidity collected by us here at Bored Panda will leave you in disbelief, shock, and tears of laughter!
Scroll down below to check these epic fails out for yourself, and share your own stories in the comments!
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#1
Facebook Making Memes Unintentionally
Kari Panda 6 years ago
Seriously? They take a disease that killed off a third if Europe‘s population as an example for why vaccinations are not necessary?
Aaron W 6 years ago
Maybe the next plague will be more selective and pick off the stupid people.
Mick Fowler 6 years ago
There is no vaccine for bubonic plague, which is caused by a bacillus. It is treated with antibiotics, doxycycline being the drug of choice. Doxycycline is a derivative of tetracycline which is used to treat acne.
Laugh Fan 6 years ago
Tetracycline made all my joints swell... that was fun. Better than the bubonic plague though!!
Load More Replies... Layla 6 years ago (edited)
Back in medieval times, people killed cats for being "evil" and "witch familiars" which caused an abundance of rats which accelerated the plague. Now we have people demonizing vaccines, and already, previously eliminated diseases like the measles have made a comeback.
Amazon QT 6 years ago
Yeah there are those stupids out there still. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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#2
Oops
Ana Vaz 6 years ago
Totally, is a matter of priorities, knowing doggo's name is number one on the list
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Dani 6 years ago
Definitely! I've lived in the same house for five years and yet I know my neighbors simply as "Blue's Family" and "Sammy's Family" and "Bella's Family"
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Vlad Horobet 6 years ago
At least she's got her priorities right. I have a friend who met an old lady and a dog in the park a couple years ago. He knew everything about her dog, age, illnesses, what he likes to eat, what he's allergic to, what's afraid of etc. As for the lady's name... he used to call it "spot's owner" for more than 3 years as he didn't knew even her name.
Cactus McCoy 6 years ago
I know a lot of people only by the name of their dogs. There are even differences in levels of aqauintance, like "Mr. Woofer", "Mrs. Fluffy", "Killer" or simply "Dog guy".
#3
You Can Never Be Too Sure
Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
But why wouldn't they sell a car to a robot ? I mean as long as it pays...
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Just so long as it's not a Cylon. I got no use for them Cylons.
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Joakim Utterhall 6 years ago
Its a printscreen contract. I would probably not buy my car at that place.
Dryft Cat 6 years ago
against the ones that are born in a [insert wherever sentimental robots are built here]!
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Stimpy 6 years ago
I still don't trust that you are not a robot :( did you also pass the Voight-Kampf test?
Debra Robinson 6 years ago
what-their money is no good?! next are zombies, i guess
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#4
My Sister's Friend Bought The Wrong Concert Tickets
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I'm sorry but this is best mistake ever. Most people only dream of going this epic.
Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
They really are great, if they come to your town go and see them. Their Thunderstruck is excellent.
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago
Dear God, I hope they’re not a tribute band. “Under the Bridge” on bagpipes would be the death of me.
#5
A Little Help Needed
Mina Molnar 6 years ago
Weile there are millions of children starving.. Every time I read this somewhere, I feel like crying.
Jesstina Chibinski 6 years ago
Today I learned that there has been a 73% increase in homelessness in the UK in the last 10 years. And we are sending a millionaire money so that they can become a billionaire. Stop the planet, I want to get off.
Tracey Tait 6 years ago
Meanwhile I had a patient put off an appendectomy cuz he couldn't afford it. We as a society are so f****d
Chris Jones 6 years ago
That is awful, but a bit harsh to include us all. We don't all have substandard healthcare availability.
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yerawitchSam13 6 years ago
She makes more money taking a p**s than I ever will my entire life.
Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3) 6 years ago
These people need higher taxes. They can't handle the money they already have.
Chris Jones 6 years ago
That family and others like them keep mine in negative figures.
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Han 6 years ago
At the end of it all is a f*****g gigantic pile of plastic waste and factory runoffs into the environment. I also blame George Clooney personally for the 90 billion coffee pods thrown away each year. Grrrrrrrrr and Errrrrrggggghhhh
Han 6 years ago (edited)
I saw an episode of their show where they noticed homeless people and their answer was to give them lipstick. ....
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Peta Hurley-Hill 6 years ago
So this over privileged,talentless brat is begging for money and people way,way less "well off" than she is ,are actually giving her money? FFS! No Shame meets No Brain...
#6
Loved Leonardo Davinci’s Art In Titanic
Vic 6 years ago
No no.. Da Vinci is the guy who clicked the photo of The Last Supper.
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Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
"Next time we should gave an IQ test to influencers before we pay them to advertise our sh*t" - Steve Job's ghost
Csaba Hegedűs 6 years ago
Not to mention that Leonardo's paintings were nothing like surreal...
Kathryn Baylis 6 years ago
Yeah, I heard that Renaissance painters had a huge problem with light poles getting in the way of their landscapes back then. Guess Da Vinci just photoshopped them out. Whatcha think? (/s, in case you didn’t catch it...)
Kathryn Baylis 6 years ago
Same problem when DiCaprio was painting his landscapes in 1912. (/s again, just in case...)
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Mom Didn’t Get The Memo
Stan Chung 6 years ago
very polite insurance agent. probably bursting out laughing in the background!
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Sherida van den Bent 6 years ago
That car insurance lady needs a prize for responding so politely! I don't think I could have kept up that level of professionalism hahaha
Omag 6 years ago
Don't forget the fenders. You and me buddy are going to get shitload of downvotes
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#8
How Are You This Ignorant?
Lars Lasersson 6 years ago
This is just the kind of a joke I would make. Pretending you're even more stupid than you really are is refreshing!
Celtic Pirate Queen 6 years ago
In this day & age, I wouldn't be so sure.
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
Told a friend to freeze ready made margarita and she went to put the bottle in the freezer. Pointed out her wee error and she accused me of only knowing as I had done the same thing. I had not. Still feel indignant at the injustice.
Chris Sprucefield 6 years ago
The brain is not strong with that one... Stupidity is never suffered by the individual, but everyone around them...
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT THEY MAKE THE ICE SO HOT THAT IT MELTS INTO A LIQUID AND THEY POUR THE MOLTEN ICE INTO IT guys I can't explain everything he won't understand it
#9
Login: Admin Password: Admin
Molly Universe 6 years ago
A person having a brainfart, hopefully. Because otherwise it's a very dumb person
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
Was in door to door work. Note on a door, " ....the money is on the coffee table under the T.V Guide, key is under the geraniums."
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
You’ve clearly never had a customer service job...
Load More Replies... Jim Price 6 years ago
I once had a key under my doormat and one on the frame above the door for just in case... neither one was for the door... just in case of intruders.
Lucy Shupe 6 years ago
Though if the burglar was a tad dumber, he would have wondered if the key would fit.
#10
Locked Out
Jillian Li 6 years ago
My ex managed to lock his keys in his car while it was running, which ran out of gas and then the battery died...needless to say the CAA guy got a laugh out of it and said no one has ever had all 3 things happen at once.
#11
The Z3d Is On Hell Of A Drug
Misterscooter 6 years ago
They use cartoon characters to attract children and get them hooked. Animals!
David KH Wong 6 years ago
It can be soluble in a tasteless liquid called OZH for higher consumption.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
It's very dangerous. If your son continues taking those he may get a cavity.
Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Nothing to worry about. Now, if you find a pill in the shape of Fred Flintstone... I shudder to think :D
My dog is my co pilot. 6 years ago
What's worse was a friend of mine at school told me her mother went ballistic when she found a Pez sweet in her room. She grabbed her as soon as she got home and marched her down to the police station without any explanation until she got there. There she told the police officer on duty to lock my friend in the cell over night to let her know what prison was like because that is where people who take drugs eventually end up. The police officer told the mother it was a Pez sweet. The mother thought it was an ecstasy tablet.
Chris Jones 6 years ago
Nothing like good communication and open discussion to build trust. Glad she made such an idiot of herself.
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#12
I Believe That's Meant To Be The Date
Kari Panda 6 years ago
Had a similar incident with a co-worker this morning. I picked up some papers from a desk and noticed that they‘re outdated, so I decided to correct the respective files in out intranet. Since our intranet is a big mess, I showed my co-worker the prints and asked, „Where can I find those?“ I should have phrased that differently, because she looked at me with big eyes and replied, „On the desk.“
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
"Oh, what a feeling, when I'm dancing on 6/10/2019." - Dancing on 6/10/2019 by Lionel Richie.
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Hahahahaha! As a professional firefighter that installs these, I'm totally stealing this idea.
Chris Jones 6 years ago (edited)
Sorry, but I would rather pay an electrician to be honest unless you mean the old battery type of smoke detector. My brother has to regularly correct things firefighters have done in the UK with electrics. One officer just pulled a faulty smoke detector off the ceiling and left live wires hanging and said the other detectors were sufficient. They weren't - not from a legal standpoint or a safety one. Other 'advice' he has had to correct included the fire brigade telling a children's nursery that they did not need an emergency light on a dark, covered, outside staircase. Yes, they did. Sorry, for the rant but it is so frustrating for him to constantly be correcting bad advice particularly when the source is such a trusted one.
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Andrew Reyes 6 years ago
Whew, I'm sure glad they told me where it was installed. There is no way to find it without that stic..... Damn! Now I've lost the sticker too *smh*
#13
There Was An Attempt
Koalamonster 6 years ago
I like to imagine a homeless trump, having been shunned from society, living in the Lincoln Memorial. He sleeps on Lincoln's lap because it makes him feel safer.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
I doubt it, the stamp would read "I liv hear"
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Kurt Guntner 6 years ago
Lincoln could not tell a lie. Trump can't tell the truth. What a dichotomy!
#14
It Would Be A Cool Feature, Though
Chad Carpenter 6 years ago
I was shocked to find my own post in here...haha. I had posted a picture of my son playing soccer to a Photoshop group i belong to as a JOKE and i guess Bored Panda got a hold of it and decided to steal it without my permission. Not sure whether to be angry or honored. Either way, it is a strange experience to find your image posted on someone else's site.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
Well the first thing you have to do is take the picture to Hogwarts. Then he'll turn around by himself.
First.time.in.Space 6 years ago
I bet if you really zoom in to the window of that black van you get a perfect high standard of your son but then he'll be sitting in a strangers car and lady why would you even take a pic of your son being abducted? Now go play! I said now!
Lynn Hansen 6 years ago
I had a client ask the same thing. Show me the other side of the building in this picture. I. Could. Not. Believe. It.
#15
You Got Catfished
Joanne 6 years ago
Don't keep it out of the water just so you can take a nice picture! That can be very dangerous or distressing for them. If you find a washed up animal and put it back in the sea, do it as fast as you can, don't keep them out of the water for an extra minute just so you can take a picture, that's really selfish.
miaow 6 years ago
"I look crazy, but I SAVED A BABY SHARK!!! Catfish in the pic: I'm a baby shark *RAWR*
#16
She Was Waiting In Line For 5 Minutes
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
I just realized this after 3 times and blame photo blurriness. *cough cough* *shifty eyes*
#17
I Wanted To Cook My Wife A Fancy Meal For Her Birthday, So I Started With A Slow-Cooked Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damnit
Nyree Bergeest 6 years ago
This one time when I was high, I forgot to drain the water before adding the cheese powder to mac n cheese. Another time I was high, and forgot I was boiling pierogies. Giant mountain of burning potato foam. S**t happens. I also stopped smoking weed for safety reasons........
Vicky Zar 6 years ago
Cheese powder? There is cheese as powder? Why not use regular cheese?
Load More Replies... ZombieGirl5591 6 years ago
Yall...I did this before...was making a stock for my gumbo and went to strain it but forgot to put it over the gumbo pot...did it over sink instead lol. I was so tired and wasn't thinking!
Moose Face 6 years ago
I've almost done it a few times too. That adrenaline rush you get when you just stop yourself from doing something stupid, though!
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Albert Ambrosia 6 years ago
Well what can I say. When teaching a cooking class I had a student, and no she was not a blonde, and did the same thing....No one laughed as she was in tears....what did I her instructor tell her...ok, so now you know have a pot to catch the liquid stock, the sink does not need to eat that well....she laughed and we started all over again....Then I to show I can do dumb things, showed them how to make whipped cream for mousse......and I purposely let the cream turn into butter....silence..I looked at them and said well that lesson was to be covered tomorrow but hey thats how you make butter....
Ang.stl 6 years ago
You just took me back to high school home economics, and how absolutely amazing my teacher was. If you treated your cooking students anything like she treated her students, let me tell you what they might not have: Thank You!!
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#18
Parking Cop Gave A Ticket To An Art Piece Because He Thought It Was Illegally Parked
SubduedBlonde 6 years ago
That's the way we park all the time. Amazing how many more vehicles will fit on a block this way!
Miri Lee 6 years ago
Not sure German cops have a sense of humour...in Karlsruhe...
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
It wasn't part of the art but a city official said 2 days later (21 June 2015) the parking officer tried to make a joke ... or maybe she was an idiot and the city covered for her.
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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Well, it does have a license plate. If it`s still registered as a road legal vehicle... And the wall of somebody's house does seem a bit inappropriate for a parking space :D
#19
My Brother Was Upset Because His Car's "Docking Station" For His iPhone Wasn't Working And It Was Scratching His Screen
Monday 6 years ago
I don't think any millennials would struggle with this....we grew up with tape decks. It's one of those things the whole generation seems to claim as a "only millennials would remember this" type of thing :/
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Csaba Hegedűs 6 years ago
Why do some people have to constantly underline that it is an iPhone or an iPad? As if it was a category above cell phones or tablets.
Liesa Yopp 6 years ago
Because we are a society of insipid %$^#^ that place material things & social appearances above truly important things? I have never, nor will i ever, waste 1 grand on a phone that doesn't do anything better than my 200.00 one.
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PandaLover 6 years ago
Well, the fact that it fits perfectly is actually somewhat satisfying. You know, when something that's not supposed to go there fits perfectly.
Red Wyvern Emperor 5 years ago
I feel several of my braincells just had to reboot after I facepalmed myself. XD
Oathbraker 6 years ago
Say what you want about the comforts of modern cars, but I freaking love the old three- k**b AC control. Trying to navigate a damn touch screen while driving just to change the temperature is not only irritating, it's downright dangerous.
#20
My Brother Asked, "Since When Is There A Christmas Squid?"
Allie G. 6 years ago
I was staring at this trying to figure out what the heck this was if not the Christmas Cthulhu. Without your comment I'd still be wondering, thank you!
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
His name is Otis and if you're good he'll leave a barnacle in your stocking.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 6 years ago
What? You never heard of the Kristmas Kraken? I’m personally offended...
#21
Kim Kardashian Playing Poker With Mirrored Sunglasses
Grumble O'Pug 6 years ago (edited)
We know she's stupid like a fox (ETA: I am stunned at the lack of comprehension of basic irony, even by English speakers, or anyone who has access to google...no wonder this woman is rich, there are pleeeeeenty of people who don't really think)
Vlad Horobet 6 years ago
That's an insult for foxes, they are smart enough to steal food, Kim K will die starving because she would not know where to hunt for gluten free Starbucks.
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
She's counting on the guys playing against her not to be looking at her face.
First.time.in.Space 6 years ago
Kimmy can afford to lose some money, but not her imagined picture of her coolness while doing it..
Nyree Bergeest 6 years ago
She married Kanye and keeps popping out his spawn, so how smart do you think she is?
Mina Molnar 6 years ago
I actually don't think that she is that stupid. I don't like her but she is not dumb
Parmeisan 6 years ago
I was with you, scrolling through the comments trying to figure it out. Sunglasses is common in poker, after all. But then I finally looked really closely at the image and realized that the angle of the mirror means her glasses will show people which cards she's holding. So... there ya go. And know that you're not the only one who had trouble. :)
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Michelle Line 6 years ago
Isn't the dealer supposed to ask the player to removed mirrored glasses?
#22
Just Saw This Shared On Facebook. When I Asked The Girl Who Shared It, She Actually Believed It. She Is 21
Foxxy 6 years ago
Whilst yes the bumps are to tell where the horn is by feel it is NOT for the blind. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t feel safe with blind people in control of vehicles.
Misterscooter 6 years ago
Of course because they should honk to warn people that a blind person is driving.
Efi Karafotia 6 years ago
What if the other driver is deaf and can't hear the blind driver honking? And what happens with toothless drivers?
Jennifer McCraw 6 years ago
I knew a girl that asked if deaf people can have children....so yeah..
#23
News Does A Report On Missing/Murdered Aboriginal Women And They Use A White Girl At Coachella Wearing A Headdress As The Picture
Ang.stl 6 years ago
Really? To me it’s not even surprising that the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women of the First Nations and Native American Nations are blown off to a piece that the TV station called in with a white girl as their poster girl.
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Birma Gustafsson 6 years ago
It's stupid on an insulting level. Sad more than funny. They should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
#24
Exactly Mom, You Guessed It Right
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Haha!! Not all teens are off doing bad things. Some like CapriSun and video games
Monday 6 years ago
Are you kidding? Capri sun is the most addictive drug of all.
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Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Dang. This could make or break our relationship won't it?
Load More Replies... Harleen 6 years ago
In her defense, I wouldn't put it past teens these days to try smoking a capri sun LOL
Benderong 6 years ago
I've seen stuff like that happen. Stayed far, far away from those people
Load More Replies... Gerry Higgins 6 years ago
Kudos to a parent who knows where her kids are. Unless they know she'll ask and have a stash of photos they can send when needed {that's what I'd have done as a kid. I was rotten}
#25
Uber Wedding
TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
They probably though it was one of those limos with the hot tub in it. Like a pool
P.Brux FHell 6 years ago
Not to justify or defend the couple, but here in Mexico there are some REALLY STUPID PEOPLE that don't read the instructions, and they think "oh, cheaper, I'll take that!", but don't know what Pool is about. I've had the same experience before, people getting pissed that my Uber ride "detoured" to pick me up (one lady even called me the girlfriend, and that that was illegal), another lady getting out of the car because she felt unsafe... and so on and so forth... Stupid people, I tell ya
Michelle 6 years ago
People are VERY stupid all around. I never take Uber, so I had no idea what this was, but now I know. Sorry you have to go thru that s**t. I hope the driver told them what was going on. LOL
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Steve Cruz 6 years ago
...because they didn't have any friends or family who would pick them up.
#26
Assuming This Is A Community College Course
Kari Panda 6 years ago
Exactly, plus the first email wasn’t even that rude :)
Load More Replies... MoodyBlue 6 years ago
In my mind I imagine this professor to be poor, older gentleman with gray hair. Who is yet trying to learn about all that "online class" stuff.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
At least that's a good apology: I'm sorry, here's what I did wrong, I won't do it again.
#27
„Microwaved This Foil Ball For 3 Minutes And This Is The Result“
Frederica Goodman 6 years ago
This person actually made the smooth ball from polishing the ball of tinfoil. It took a very long time
Celtic Pirate Queen 6 years ago
All the zapping, sparks and crackling noises weren't a giveaway that something was very wrong?
Katrina Hepler 6 years ago
wow do you know when you put a bottle of lysol in the microwave it makes rainbows???
Sheila Weila 6 years ago
If you want that smooth ball of aluminum, put aluminum foil in the dryer while drying clothes. It will become smoother with each load!!!
#28
Explosion Loading
moogical dank creature 6 years ago
agreed....she will have removed herself from the gene pool.
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Tyler Duffy 6 years ago
There is 0 chance of that blowing up. But yeah I still wouldn't do that .
Ang.stl 6 years ago
A friend worked at a gas station and had to measure the tanks, see how much there was in the giant underground tanks. He would smoke while doing this. He dropped lighters and even a lit cigarette in the tank.
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Jesper Rasmussen 6 years ago
OMG! And I have had a gas bottle near a lit BBQ many times - happy that I’m still alive!
#29
Yeah, They’re The Dumb*****
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I guess once we are 9 years old we just jump to 11 year old the next year.
Foxxy 6 years ago
Omg is this guy being sarcastic or is he a little bit dim. Obviously he has never turned 10, 20, 30 etc.
Jennifer Boyle 6 years ago
those aren’t noting a discount, the orange price is the price per unit.
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#30
My Manager Taped A Piece Of Paper To A Clipboard
Luis Milian 6 years ago
maybe the clip thing is not clipping the paper correctly. I'm trying to help the manager..lol
Lucelia Foote 6 years ago
Quite possible. I had one of these and single paper sheets just slip right out.
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Stevie B 6 years ago
Single sheets of paper tend not to stay clipped very well, especially if the "clip" is worn out.
Michelle Line 6 years ago
Or maybe he put the tape in it first expecting to post it on a wall or door, then saw the clipboard and just stuck it there since the tape was already on it.
KarmaQueen 6 years ago
Maybe he already had tape on it not realizing that it was going to be a clipboard he placed it on. I am sure he or she hung more than one note.
#31
How Has This Person Survived This Long?
Koalamonster 6 years ago
This is why even "verified purchase" reviews aren't always helpful. I once saw a guy give a Roku a 1 star review as he bought a couple for his cabin so he could stream shows there- that he couldn't use his computer because it didn't have internet access yet. He was VERY upset that the Roku wouldn't let him use Netflix since he bought it specifically since it said it was a streaming device... you'd think they wouldn't have to say you still need the internet to access Netflix.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
I don't know what I'm perplexed more, the fact the she posted that or the fact the 400 some odd people found that helpful?
Amr Mohamed 6 years ago
Marking it helpful on Amazon is kind of like a thumbs up or a like. The more of those a review gets, the higher up it will be and hence become more visible. This 485 people just want to share the amusement and have more people see this review =p
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Rachel Hamrick 6 years ago
There are 485 "Helpful" votes, too, so that shows there are even more of them...🤦🏼♀️
Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
"Helpful" votes are like a like. People only put that to share the review and make others laugh. Smh...
Load More Replies... Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
Why does NO ONE here know what the helpful buttons are for? It's like a thumbs up. People only marked it helpful so others would see it and laugh. Everyone here is dumb, they don't get the joke either. It's supposed to be a joke...
Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
Oh my god, y'all are f*****g r******d. r/woooosh to all of you. IT'S A JOKE.
#32
The Many Bite Marks On This Bowl Of Fake Fruit In The Place I'm Renting
OdangaUsagi 6 years ago
Well, apparently if they get new faux fruit it will just happen again!
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#33
This Fake Hundred Dollar Bill My Coworker Accepted (Real Bill For Comparison)
Anon Yymi 6 years ago
"you're really accepting this bill, huh?" *eyebrow raise*
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Kari Panda 6 years ago
Honestly, while it‘s clearly a fake, it DOES look like a bill on first glance. I‘ve seen enough people working in retail who‘re immensely stressed and don’t have the time to properly inspect every note. I know they should, but have a customer yelling at you because a price tag is wrong and you have to get a co-worker for help and the other customers are complaining because it’s taking so long and the first customer hands you a bunch of notes and bellows at you to finally give you his change - you‘ll simply take the money and try to keep doing your work without bursting into tears or start yelling yourself.
Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago
Honestly if I had a retail job, there’s no f*****g way I would be scrutinizing every bill carefully. Especially when you are just trying to quickly help people check out. Not for $14 an hour or even less. Yeah right.
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Yugan Talovich 6 years ago
So yeah, it's COPY RIGHT, doesn't that mean it's legit?
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Joanne 6 years ago
I have gotten foreign coins back in my spare change a couple of times and I never noticed until afterwards. They don't look like our coins at all, but they're about the same size and silver with a gold border too, I guess you only look at the colour and size to determine if you've gotten enough change, you don't inspect each individual coin. So I can sympathize with this cashier, I'm just really happy mine were only coins, not big amounts of money like this.
Ka'uilani Data 6 years ago
We get it taken out of our paycheck if we are caught accepting foreign money.
Load More Replies... The Girl on Fire 6 years ago
It literally says four times on the fake bill that it's a prop....
#34
Hmm
Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago
Well with all this binary stuff going on, who knows. I’m as confused as heck.
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago
Judging by the large difference in T-shirt sizes, they must be showing off how the store screwed up their order.
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
Maybe they're brother and sister-- she has a girlfriend and he has a boyfriend.
Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago
hahahahahhahaa. Pure idiocy. And they deserve it too. Wearing these shirts is f*****g stupid and trashy.
#35
Also Known As A Fence
Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
It's just one of the million crazy ideas out of the senile brain of the orange genius: like raking the woods to prevent forestfires, fighting windturbines because they cause cancer or starting a tradewar that causes thousands of people to lose their jobs.
Anon Yymi 6 years ago
Yeah but he says he's S-M-R-T so you better believe it
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Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Got his tiny hands on some transparisteel from Star Wars. Crafty, connected bastard :D
Phoenix 6 years ago
These early signs of dementia are: + Memory loss. + Difficulty planning or solving problems. + Difficulty doing familiar tasks. + Being confused about time or place. + Challenges understanding visual information. + Problems speaking or writing. + Misplacing things. + Poor judgment or decision-making.
Red Wyvern Emperor 5 years ago
Honestly, if you saw the plan for this fence... I can imagine why some poeple would call it wall of steel, considering its size. But yeah. It's a glorified fence. XD
#36
I Bought The Car Myself
Nyree Bergeest 6 years ago
I see stuff like this, and I cant figure out which is worse. People pretending to be this stupid for fun, or how maybe steralization at birth should start being a thing.
fruit_panda 6 years ago
Hey, someone else had this idea. Oh wait, it was Hitler!
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JessG 6 years ago
If your dip stick doesn't touch oil, you need oil and boy do you have a problem.
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cybermerlin2000 6 years ago
I don't know why they need a bigger dipstick when they already have one... behind the wheel
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago (edited)
In a month you will hear little gnomes knocking on the inside of your engine. They're trying to escape. Drown them with more oil NOW to keep them in there or your engine my break.
morgan jeffries 6 years ago
It is used to measure how much oil you have in your car. Makes me wonder what she thought it was supposed to be used for.
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When Your Hair Is More Important Than Your Laptop
Vic 6 years ago
That a dumb way to use it.. if you open the flap, you'll cover more of your hair..😁😁
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#38
“I Trusted You All”
Joseph James 6 years ago
Does everyone else's social security number look like this...123-45-6789🤪
Id row 6 years ago
Like the moron who posted pics of his drivers license and ss card and was surprised his identity got messed with.
#39
She Dropped Her Phone While Running After Stealing From This Store
Steve Cruz 6 years ago
Should have texted all her contacts that she's a thief, then tossed the phone in a remote dumpster.
#40
My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan
DemPugs 6 years ago
It's been baking and absorbing in the melted plastic chemicals, I would just toss it.
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Philoslothical 6 years ago
It's like a wax mould, just carefully pry it off, and scrub with oven cleaner to take care of the remnants.
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Full Name 6 years ago
Some of these are obviously b******t, but this has "legit" melted all over it.
Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago
Yeah some are very obviously just people joking around.
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#41
I Have No Words For This
Koalamonster 6 years ago
I love when people say things should have warnings when they very much do come with warnings already.
Not-so-MadMax 6 years ago
He seems like the reason why the microwave manual says you can't dry your pets in it...
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
From what I was taught, Common sense ain't common.
Load More Replies... Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Who the hell would prefer to smell like forest fruits, when you can smell like caramel ! Thanks for discovering this for me :D
Bad Request 6 years ago
I think this guy should carry warnings all over him to warn people not to approach his stupidity too closely.
Lars Lasersson 6 years ago
Man, I just wish we lived in a world where water would come from a tap instead of having to use bottled stuff. Oh wait... (and seriously, this picture shows you all the c**p you _don't_ need when you need a drink of water!)
Lars Lasersson 6 years ago
(also, yes, I am aware of how drinkable tap water is not to be taken for granted but somehow I made the assumption this guy might live in a place where it is available)
Load More Replies... Harleen 6 years ago
This is the exact reason we should REMOVE the warnings. The gene pool will sort itself out
Mad Haberdasheress 6 years ago
Ever wonder why things come with idiotically obvious warnings on things? *Ta-daaaa*!
#42
Hackerman
DP von Icecream 6 years ago (edited)
Bloody brilliant! I would immediately go shopping for the worlds most LARGEST BLACK DOUBLE DILDO ever made, 2 different "gimp" suits (see the movie Pulp Fiction for context), a couple of BOXES of fleshlights etc. etc. Basically have a spending spree of the the most NASTY (adult) stuff available on the planet + I would ask if they could sent EVERYTHING in transparent packaging, for that person's entire neighborhood to see :-)
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Christian Paul Damian 6 years ago
those credentials may have also been stolen.. be careful...the blamce could fall on you
Bored Fox 6 years ago
My Instagram account was once hacked and then the person who hacked it changed the user name. My own account did not have any pictures so I did not understand why that person wanted to hack that account if he did not need access to the pictures or the user name. I got my account back and that person's Starbuck awards still go to my e-mail address. If my country would have any Starbucks coffee shops I would get plenty of free coffee. :D
Ryan Bailey 6 years ago
I hate to burst your bubble as a person who has worked in fraud for a very long time those are stolen credentials that lead back to an ID theft victim.
#43
“Modern” Humanity
Foxxy 6 years ago
Hahaha, you have anti-Vaxxers, trump supporters and flat earthers. At least they are the lesser of the evils.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I'll believe the earth is flat when a flat earther shows me the edge. Where's the edge dude, where's the edge?
Ang.stl 6 years ago
This comment should be at the very top with thousands of upvotes as that it crosses the party lines, is international and just downright common sense!!
Load More Replies... Benjamin Boysley 6 years ago
"Do research!! youtube" because everything on YouTube is pure fact.
First.time.in.Space 6 years ago
DO YOUR HOMEWORK ERIC! The sea is just a reflection of a big fancy mall in heaven and water is just an excuse by the government to cover this s**t up....
Peta Hurley-Hill 6 years ago
Sadly,this is from New Zealand and this Flat Eath rubbish ,along with Anti-Vaxxers, Alt-Right(or Nazis as they just should be called) ,Gun Violence ,is creeping out of Trump's America and infecting the rest of the world.It needs to be stopped before we end up like them.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
If the earth were truly flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge a long time ago.
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
World governments: "Okay, we need to keep the following secrets from the global populous; First, the Earth is flat, so spread the word that it's spherical. Second, we're covering everyone in mind-controlling chemicals from passenger jets, so tell people it's harmless condensation. Third, we're also giving every child autism through vaccinations, so we should let people know they help certain illnesses, and have no adverse effects. Finally, we need someone to spearhead our campaign. Someone who can say the stupidest things ever, and won't be taken seriously, allowing us to continue operating our agenda unhindered. After a unanimous decision, we have chosen Donald J. Trump to act as our cover, by making him President of the United States of America. Congratulations, Donald. You will become so hated that no one will suspect a thing. However, just to be safe, we will have the U.K. leave the European Union, as an extra distraction."
Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
The really dumb people always try to let you know exactly how dumb they are. The smart, try to let you know as little as possible about them.
#44
Right! That's A Mango!
CHILD👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽 6 years ago
“MANGOS ARE GREEN AND HAVE A HUGE SEED IN THE INSIDE IF YOU CUT IT OPEN.” “What the f**k? That’s an avocado.”
#45
Our Teacher Attempting To Cover The Answers To This Question Coming From A Projector
Abbella DiNoto 6 years ago
No you cover the part on the actual paper you are projecting! Douche!
Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3) 6 years ago
In my elementary school we were going to have a play. Someone said we should have black or dark blue sheets behind the stage to cover the back wall but the school only seemed to have white sheets. The arts teacher (yes, arts) said we could perhaps light them some way to make them black.
#46
They Were Playing My 600 Lb Life At A Burger King
Ang.stl 6 years ago
Were you eating the Impossible Whopper or whatever the soy burger du jour is called?
Load More Replies... Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
That show is fascinating! Hard to watch sometimes, but fascinating.
CHILD👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽 6 years ago
That’s like hanging up a sign that says ‘EAT AT PAPA JOHNS’ at a Dominos place
#47
I Told My Friend He Might Need A Tire Change, He Told Me It Doesn’t Matter How Much Tread His Tires Have Because His Car Has All Wheel Drive
Foxxy 6 years ago (edited)
That is a tyre blowout waiting to happen and a big danger on the roads.
Nikki D 6 years ago
Oh wow, I didn't know that blowouts were caused by bald tires, I just figured you wouldn't be able to brake as well. I should be on this list!
Load More Replies... btaglln 6 years ago
Don't you have mandatory technical control in your country to avoid that ?!!
Soupcat 6 years ago
most states just have Emissions test, some do inspections but most dont. Crazy isnt it
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Soupcat 6 years ago
Ya when that steel belt rips away from the tire and destroys his fender he will wish he had taken your advice. PS. I also think about stuff like this a lot when getting passed by someone going 100+mph on the highway, Check those tires at least once a month. might save what money cant buy...
Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
Plus, if the wires start sticking out, that's extra traction right there :D
cybermerlin2000 6 years ago
Yeah... I would threaten him with calling the police next time he takes his car out before he kills someone
Sukki Blue 6 years ago
Some people shouldn't be allowed to own cars....vehicle abuse should be crime! DX
#48
How Beautiful
Michele Ottone 6 years ago
Wait, wait... Don't get our foreign friends confused. The term you are referring to is not to be used in an educated, civilized conversation. Or someone could go through some very awkward moment. The Italian name of the female reproductive organ is "Vagina" just like in English.
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Grace Wiebe 6 years ago
If that's how your v-jay looks, lady, you need to see a doctor, like, now.
Anita Holleufer 6 years ago
My word! If a woman doesn’t even know what a part of her body looks like.....scary!
#49
Because Over Cooking An Egg = GMO
Stina Kolling 6 years ago
RIGHT???? I was just gonna say, since when are eggs GMO?
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Tiffiny 6 years ago
I think it’s just overcooked. I’m 99% sure it’s a chemical reaction from the sulfur in the egg white.
Tiffiny 6 years ago
* the sulfur in the egg white and iron in the egg yolk.
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#50
Yup, Let’s Get Those Future Customers As Early As Possible
Nyree Bergeest 6 years ago
There are enough idiots popping out babies. Dont make this any worse!!!!
TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
There’s suppose to be a little hole in each condom anyways so your penis doesn’t suffocate my neighbor told me
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Vladas Druteika 6 years ago
Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?
LuckyL 6 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content
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Park, Rin 6 years ago
At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Just had one: I'm from latin america, send my friend a youtube video of a messaging led board (simillar to the one i bought yesterday) cause she didn't understand what was like. Saw the video and asked "So... the letters are in english?"...
Michelle 6 years ago
So as funny as some of these are, this is a SERIOUS epidemic we shouldn't be laughing about. I've been taking note of the decrease in intelligence level every year for about the last 20 years. The other day I read a study out of EU (of all places, not the US) that their intelligence level has been decreasing. It is NOT a coincidence why this is happening. They are poisoning us & those poisons harm our brain. Do your research people. One way to control the masses is to make them weak & stupid.
Kanga9ine 6 years ago
Oh, I see at least 50 people doing dumb before 9:00AM. And their numbers grow exponentially. Let's hope no one snaps a picture of us smart guys when we do something dumb. And we will. Maybe not epically dumb. But dumb enough to have our picture right next to some other dummies. S**t happens. And we all will step in it eventually.
Cynthia Campbell 6 years ago
Because they are CENSORING all the posts from those of us who think that your intolerant, uninformed liberal, fascist mindsets only prove that it is YOU who are the idiots!
Vladas Druteika 6 years ago
Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?
LuckyL 6 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content
Load More Replies... Park, Rin 6 years ago
At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.
Load More Replies... Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Just had one: I'm from latin america, send my friend a youtube video of a messaging led board (simillar to the one i bought yesterday) cause she didn't understand what was like. Saw the video and asked "So... the letters are in english?"...
Michelle 6 years ago
So as funny as some of these are, this is a SERIOUS epidemic we shouldn't be laughing about. I've been taking note of the decrease in intelligence level every year for about the last 20 years. The other day I read a study out of EU (of all places, not the US) that their intelligence level has been decreasing. It is NOT a coincidence why this is happening. They are poisoning us & those poisons harm our brain. Do your research people. One way to control the masses is to make them weak & stupid.
Kanga9ine 6 years ago
Oh, I see at least 50 people doing dumb before 9:00AM. And their numbers grow exponentially. Let's hope no one snaps a picture of us smart guys when we do something dumb. And we will. Maybe not epically dumb. But dumb enough to have our picture right next to some other dummies. S**t happens. And we all will step in it eventually.
Cynthia Campbell 6 years ago
Because they are CENSORING all the posts from those of us who think that your intolerant, uninformed liberal, fascist mindsets only prove that it is YOU who are the idiots!
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