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British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh
British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh
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British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

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When a stranger sends you a chat request on Facebook, it’s usually a good idea to just ignore it. One British woman received a message from an Indian scammer, and rather than just dismissing him, she decided to find out what he was all about. What ensued was a massively hilarious conversation that most likely left the guy wiping away tears of shame getting scammed himself.

The encounter seems inspired by ‘Barbara O’Cumbungle,’ the woman who exposed a fraudulent Nigerian priest scam over the summer, if not directly carried out by her under her new internet troll-appropriate alias – ‘Fellatia McSuckle.’ Either way, this crook had no idea what he was getting into, and you just have to scroll down and find out the best way to scamming scammers.

On a serious note, if someone you met online is asking you for money, or you’ve got a text message clearly coming from scammer numbers, it’s a wise idea to treat it with the utmost suspicion, no matter what reasons they give. Blocking and reporting the scammer is best, but if you’re in a comical mood, feel free to use this post as a template for your response.

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook should lock his status as that. 'My name is a**l from a**s...'

    Oliver Gili
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for some reason my brain says that line should be sung to the tune of Copacabana

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy just wanted some Bobs...I think we can all relate to that...

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, speaking as a Bob. I don't want him to have me.

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Indian and this made me feel good... I'm glad A**l has been taught a lesson ... And I hope all the Anals out there learn from this. 😂😂😂

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't associate Indians with scammers. And if I don't the that pretty much means the world doesn't. So you are good. Trust me.

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    Eve L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "C**k-snorkler" had my tea all over the desk. I'm cracking up!

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this part when waiting for bus. Now I seem like a crazy person who grins alone at bus stop.

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    Son Pari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a girl from India and I would like to apologize for shitheads like 'A**l from a**s' Aghhh world is filled with idiots like these

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Insolent Tart!" "C**k Snorkler!"

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like me to take out the kerplunk and do the whiz-bang-wallop in your Celine Dion with your clap clinics in my hands? XD

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You village idiot...Actually, leave it" Correct, it is better this way :-)

    creamegg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what 'mitie c**k' is but it sounds mighty painful..

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mitie is an outsourced facilities management company. Sounds on point for Indians to do outsourced stuff :3

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    CBN2143
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else go look up this little d**k-sock on FB like I just did!? Haha he must have changed his profile pic because I can't tell which A**l he is.

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He removed it or made it private. Even with the city it's impossible to find him :(

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    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She only dropped the ball with the bobs. Should have sent Bob Marley, Bob Ross, Bob Dylan, Bob Newhart, Bob the Builder. . .

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that his comeback is that he has a hot woman there already after setting up the premise that he's not a scammer, just someone who wants to travel to have sex with a "very, very elderly woman."

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Insolent Tart!" "C**k Snorkler!" Gotta love the creative insults.

    Lisa Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American who believes she has an excellent command of the English language, I bow before those who have mastered the mother tongue. The Brits really do come up with the greatest insults!

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady is absolutely priceless!! You go girl. Bet he felt like a real Bob after that.

    heps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**l should really learn how to spell

    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these scammers just have so little class. do they have no dignity? no shame? seriously who raised these little demon spawn?

    asf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty. People in poor regions with no jobs and no future, trying to survive.

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    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "putrid little c**k-snorkler" :D made my day, totally need to add that one to my vocabulary

    Tharindu Wickramasinghe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude even censored his own text... but seriously tho..... send him some bobs and vagne photos for his effort LOL

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applause, applause 👏 way to play the player!

    Amulya Mishra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of indians i request that please don't judge entire India because of this man. Although the conversation was funny. That woman has perfect witt and humor 😁

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry too much. He well may not have been Indian; scammers will use literally anything as a base. I routinely get this gunk from the "IRS", "CIA", "FBI", various clerks for solicitors and lawyers, so-called lawyers themselves, 'bank presidents', and so on. Some of them are quite funny on their own, without engaging them in a dialog.

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    Veronica Niechajczyk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to be a reddit user name PM_Me_Your_Bobs. Please, someone, make this happen.

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman has far more patience than I do!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's great! he needed more s**t on him. i hate that kind of jerk

    Lars Boeing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is supposed to be real, I find one thing suspicious. A**l made it very clear he didn't understand "the ground rules", yet he still managed to compose a "hot and sexy sentence" following the rules to the letter. How did A**l do that? Unless his intelligence and comprehension of English was suddenly drastically improved, it's almost as if somebody was inconsistent with A**l's character portrayal.

    Shreyas kumawat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well guess what ? THIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY! Salute to the girl !

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't breathe.....dying from laughter.....

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this a few times on the phone with the "Computer Support" scammers but usually get too mad at how stupid they are thinking I'm falling for it.

    Brittany Forrester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sick of those scammers. This is so funny.

    Ann Ros'a
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I upvote this 1000 times, I can't count the amount of douchebag scammers that try this with me!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Ria Hyams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These messages weren’t from a woman. His name is Dave and he has a FB page- big Dave vs nasty scammers. He is a absolute riot but FB keeps limiting or removing his page for “bullying”. He winds up people who are asking for money etc, well worth a “like”

    Santhosh Raj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy.. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he has definitely f****d English 😂😂😂..

    Doo Derry Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious fake is obvious, but its fun anyway.

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was funny but then the story turned and it made it look like a fake story. :(

    Jennifer Johnston
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this was copied from a Ted Talk by James Veitch.

    Val Kirkpatrick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally made up by somebody wanting 15 minutes of fame and hoping it will go 'viral' I can believe how anyone could fall for it

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk.... stopped being funny after a while.... which made me wonder how genuine it really was.... :-/

    Sleepy Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person obviously watched some content by James Veitch on YouTube. He basically does the same thing. Still pretty funny though

    Melek Sen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hillarious! Love the way she handled this nasty c**k-snorkler

    A dose of reality...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often have we seen this now? The first time was creative but all the others...? Not quite so...

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet it keeps happening more and more!

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    EMMA DOAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britsh women: A**l Creepy pervert: Its Anil like a**s Britsh women: WAT creepy pervert: nvm 20 mins Britsh women:You got trolled fool creepy pervert : cuss her out Britsh women: roasting his ass Creepy pervert: *left chat and going to jerk off off to Elmo *

    FredoriaGaming
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bobs or vegana whichever will it be?

    Olga Mironova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahah thats so funny:) good job girl

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE this!!!! That woman is a genius!! Wonderful job ma'am, I am so proud of you!!!

    Santan Biswas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed as a fellow citizen, who even resides in the same state as him. On behalf of him I apologise for the extremely rude behaviour. Please do not think ill of my country or my state.

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting here giggling LMSO - well done

    George Price
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone said they want to see my bobs,I'd have photographed my Bob Seger 45's!

    tintar cristi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You my dear lady are a pure genius, i love what you did there, i never laughet so hard at posts like this....you are a true genuine, hats off to you!

    Swanidhi Singh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from India and I understand how an Indian would convert Hindi to English I'm his head to write something. This is definitely not what one would do. This is just a cheap rascist joke by a attention seeking blogger. Hope it gets you more TRP lol

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol do your research!! this is from ''bigdave vs naughty scammers'' here's what he's since posted on his page:- BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I w

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your research!!! this is the work of "BigDave Vs Naughty Scammers'' !!! BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly well prove to you that I am a man! But I act with decorum at all times, so I won't do that. How dare you assume my gender, how dare you. You have no right to besmirch my gender, no right at all. Your lazy journalistic methods are nothing more than a smear campaign on my gender. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to paint on some eyebrows, wax my bikini line and take a selfie in the mirror of a public lavatory with a tampon machine in the background because I am such a big girl! Best wishes David, aged 39 and 3/4 xxx P.S. Facebook, if you are reading this, please ignore the above. The women mentioned are all real women and not duplicate accounts opened by me that you have subsequently banned so please don't ban me like you did Fellatia (see photo) ...you absolute, definitive, unquestionable and undiluted spunk-barrels! xx

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    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeehaw! I Love it when you’re able to get a liveone and make him look lik a total fool!!

    MyPlane150
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to my new master....bby.

    Dániel Horváth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I put in context that are 80 million male more than female in India, I could believe maybe that poor guy was not a scammer just someone who do not know how internet works. However when I thought that he was such a prepared to receive the money, I've started to doubt that.

    Dániel Horváth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However its just remind me that I was a similar story in once, however I act the reverse. When months later while we chatting, she offered to help me to move there etc, I refused it from proud and insecurities, and when I had the option to solve to moved there only by myself time passed, and she did not wanted to meet me anymore :(

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    Tanya Kysel'ova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does not deserve so much time she spent on him

    Elrian Buck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. I laugh all the time. ;D Poor little A**l from A**s !!! XD

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god i love it, I'm going to be smiling for weeks 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇

    Dan Mar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I use it? LOL funtastic!!!!

    Elena Stojanovska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is by Big Dave VS Naughty Scammers, there is no woman, and Dave should be given credit for the work he does against these scammers

    Geo Mbaji
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "A**l from the A**s" conversation is just too funny. And the British Lady was just toooooo patient hehehehe. I doubt if it was any other woman would be that patient , i guess A**l would have been blasted in the first two texts . Lol.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it once to a 'high bank official i Nigeria'. He assured me that I was the only survivor to an Richard Klinck' killed in a road accident, who had left 5 million dollars in a bank account. First, I pointed out that I was adopted. Oh, no problem! How had he determined I was the 'only living relative left'? (Aside from the fact that I answered, that is.) His offices had done a great deal of research. I tossed in a few more red herrings...you could just see him salivating on his computer...I finally said, 'gee this sounds great! I'm sending all this to my lawyer to finalize the details!' Never heard anything more;wonder how long it took him to dismantle that account. 5 days of jerking him along, and about 5 minutes total spent on it. And I didn't get a scammer email for years after...

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    Karina Andersen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really stitched him up with intelligence, a bit cruel, not really idiot

    Santhosh Raj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he definitely f****d up the English!! 😂😂😂

    Vishal Kumar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i am ashamed coz i am Indian, got nothing to say but chat was hilarious

    Yoli Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa EXCELLENT DONE LADY sharing this!!!

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, Stella ! Wha chew tink, A**l from A**s teen boy wit wilt imajintion or jus dirty ol man ? PS Kin I c yer bobs ?

    Faraz Ajmal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy was really rude man, he gets what he deserved, his language was so bad, that s not the way to speak to anyone, and secondly even his english was ordinary, thousands of incident all over the world have happened so far in which a guy starts a conversation, later ask the girl to come over his place, alot of cases of harrassment and kidnapping have happened, so it s my request to all the girls that don t reply to any unknown person message, you want to make friends, thousands of good boys are in your town, go for them, and don t ever share your personal information with anyone, stay safe and away from such peoples

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't breathe.....laughing too hard....

    Sena Kurt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sides have split 😂😂

    Prajwal Thakur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe he's an indian...Bloody scum

    Prajwal Thakur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that guy are stain on india.....

    Cherie O
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed so loud that two co-workers want in on the joke....

    Lily Yang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f*****g cackling this is hilarious.

    Monika Georgieva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf.... Why did she waste her time with this guy at all? I don't think he had understood what happened and had learned from it. I get requests like this almost every day but I never answer, cause well I have better things to do with my life than chatting with jerks :D

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a**l from a**s and i gonna take out the kerplunk an do whis bang wollop in your celine don" I can't not laugh

    Koochie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was awesome. Here's a reverse burn from an Indian guy. As much fun. :D https://ofnosurnamefame.com/2017/01/23/clara-julliard-scott-is-getting-married-to-me-and-everyones-invited/

    Koochie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was awesome. Here's a reverse burn from an Indian guy. As much fun. https://ofnosurnamefame.com/2017/01/23/clara-julliard-scott-is-getting-married-to-me-and-everyones-invited/

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "c**k-snorkler", alone, made this all worth while!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'putrid little c**k-snorckler' Nice one! :-D

    Lisa Vitela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this little s**t scammer friend request me too! I don't know who the hell he was so I debuted and blocked him along with several other idiots

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How surprising. He comes from India...

    Sophia Li
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One if the best things I've red. I was laughing through the whole thing

    Melissa Donnelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is seriously the best s**t I've read in a long time ahah. xD

    Liwaiono Jnr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good luck Indian rapists....go take a monkey

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scammer and a stupid one to fall for this LMAO

    Yer Ainorab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to say this, but personal experince. Yes they are really ambitious and a pain in the a*s. They love to c**k the employer. They will say anything to destroy you to the employer to get your position, even they dont have any experience or education. Teaboy becoming a restaurant supervisor just for a month of working with a real certified hrm graduate. Next thing you know went up to be a manager because of sucking.

    Yasmin Yasin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian men always say "Bobs" hehehe, but also the Arabic men say "Poops" when referring to a woman's bosom. I'm not sure which is worse :-D

    Emily Softley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely beautifully done. It's like he got played by Roald Dahl.

    TropicalPanda
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    8 years ago

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    Since when did Bangladeshis want to be Indian again ... lol !!?

    Aswini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know the difference between Bangladesh and West Bengal!! LOL!!

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook should lock his status as that. 'My name is a**l from a**s...'

    Oliver Gili
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for some reason my brain says that line should be sung to the tune of Copacabana

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    Ben Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy just wanted some Bobs...I think we can all relate to that...

    Robert Bailey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, speaking as a Bob. I don't want him to have me.

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Indian and this made me feel good... I'm glad A**l has been taught a lesson ... And I hope all the Anals out there learn from this. 😂😂😂

    Echo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't associate Indians with scammers. And if I don't the that pretty much means the world doesn't. So you are good. Trust me.

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    Eve L.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "C**k-snorkler" had my tea all over the desk. I'm cracking up!

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this part when waiting for bus. Now I seem like a crazy person who grins alone at bus stop.

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    Son Pari
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a girl from India and I would like to apologize for shitheads like 'A**l from a**s' Aghhh world is filled with idiots like these

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Insolent Tart!" "C**k Snorkler!"

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like me to take out the kerplunk and do the whiz-bang-wallop in your Celine Dion with your clap clinics in my hands? XD

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    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You village idiot...Actually, leave it" Correct, it is better this way :-)

    creamegg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what 'mitie c**k' is but it sounds mighty painful..

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mitie is an outsourced facilities management company. Sounds on point for Indians to do outsourced stuff :3

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    CBN2143
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else go look up this little d**k-sock on FB like I just did!? Haha he must have changed his profile pic because I can't tell which A**l he is.

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He removed it or made it private. Even with the city it's impossible to find him :(

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    Red Ruffensor
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She only dropped the ball with the bobs. Should have sent Bob Marley, Bob Ross, Bob Dylan, Bob Newhart, Bob the Builder. . .

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that his comeback is that he has a hot woman there already after setting up the premise that he's not a scammer, just someone who wants to travel to have sex with a "very, very elderly woman."

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Insolent Tart!" "C**k Snorkler!" Gotta love the creative insults.

    Lisa Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American who believes she has an excellent command of the English language, I bow before those who have mastered the mother tongue. The Brits really do come up with the greatest insults!

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    Norman van Druten
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady is absolutely priceless!! You go girl. Bet he felt like a real Bob after that.

    heps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**l should really learn how to spell

    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these scammers just have so little class. do they have no dignity? no shame? seriously who raised these little demon spawn?

    asf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty. People in poor regions with no jobs and no future, trying to survive.

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    JoSta Urban
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "putrid little c**k-snorkler" :D made my day, totally need to add that one to my vocabulary

    Tharindu Wickramasinghe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude even censored his own text... but seriously tho..... send him some bobs and vagne photos for his effort LOL

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applause, applause 👏 way to play the player!

    Amulya Mishra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of indians i request that please don't judge entire India because of this man. Although the conversation was funny. That woman has perfect witt and humor 😁

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry too much. He well may not have been Indian; scammers will use literally anything as a base. I routinely get this gunk from the "IRS", "CIA", "FBI", various clerks for solicitors and lawyers, so-called lawyers themselves, 'bank presidents', and so on. Some of them are quite funny on their own, without engaging them in a dialog.

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    Veronica Niechajczyk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to be a reddit user name PM_Me_Your_Bobs. Please, someone, make this happen.

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman has far more patience than I do!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's great! he needed more s**t on him. i hate that kind of jerk

    Lars Boeing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is supposed to be real, I find one thing suspicious. A**l made it very clear he didn't understand "the ground rules", yet he still managed to compose a "hot and sexy sentence" following the rules to the letter. How did A**l do that? Unless his intelligence and comprehension of English was suddenly drastically improved, it's almost as if somebody was inconsistent with A**l's character portrayal.

    Shreyas kumawat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well guess what ? THIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY! Salute to the girl !

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't breathe.....dying from laughter.....

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this a few times on the phone with the "Computer Support" scammers but usually get too mad at how stupid they are thinking I'm falling for it.

    Brittany Forrester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sick of those scammers. This is so funny.

    Ann Ros'a
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I upvote this 1000 times, I can't count the amount of douchebag scammers that try this with me!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Ria Hyams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These messages weren’t from a woman. His name is Dave and he has a FB page- big Dave vs nasty scammers. He is a absolute riot but FB keeps limiting or removing his page for “bullying”. He winds up people who are asking for money etc, well worth a “like”

    Santhosh Raj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy.. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he has definitely f****d English 😂😂😂..

    Doo Derry Dee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious fake is obvious, but its fun anyway.

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was funny but then the story turned and it made it look like a fake story. :(

    Jennifer Johnston
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this was copied from a Ted Talk by James Veitch.

    Val Kirkpatrick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally made up by somebody wanting 15 minutes of fame and hoping it will go 'viral' I can believe how anyone could fall for it

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk.... stopped being funny after a while.... which made me wonder how genuine it really was.... :-/

    Sleepy Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person obviously watched some content by James Veitch on YouTube. He basically does the same thing. Still pretty funny though

    Melek Sen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hillarious! Love the way she handled this nasty c**k-snorkler

    A dose of reality...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often have we seen this now? The first time was creative but all the others...? Not quite so...

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet it keeps happening more and more!

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    EMMA DOAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britsh women: A**l Creepy pervert: Its Anil like a**s Britsh women: WAT creepy pervert: nvm 20 mins Britsh women:You got trolled fool creepy pervert : cuss her out Britsh women: roasting his ass Creepy pervert: *left chat and going to jerk off off to Elmo *

    FredoriaGaming
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bobs or vegana whichever will it be?

    Olga Mironova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahah thats so funny:) good job girl

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE this!!!! That woman is a genius!! Wonderful job ma'am, I am so proud of you!!!

    Santan Biswas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed as a fellow citizen, who even resides in the same state as him. On behalf of him I apologise for the extremely rude behaviour. Please do not think ill of my country or my state.

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting here giggling LMSO - well done

    George Price
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone said they want to see my bobs,I'd have photographed my Bob Seger 45's!

    tintar cristi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You my dear lady are a pure genius, i love what you did there, i never laughet so hard at posts like this....you are a true genuine, hats off to you!

    Swanidhi Singh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from India and I understand how an Indian would convert Hindi to English I'm his head to write something. This is definitely not what one would do. This is just a cheap rascist joke by a attention seeking blogger. Hope it gets you more TRP lol

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol do your research!! this is from ''bigdave vs naughty scammers'' here's what he's since posted on his page:- BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I w

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your research!!! this is the work of "BigDave Vs Naughty Scammers'' !!! BigDave vs Naughty Scammers 5 hrs · HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!! Dear Media Just because I have an amazing complexion, stunning legs and an a**e that won't quit, it doesn't give you the right to call me a woman! The good people who are still daft enough to follow my nonsense on here have drawn my attention to so many media outlets that have taken the story of Fellatia McSuckle vs A**l from A**s and actually believed that I am a woman. I now feel that I have to set the record straight...I am, in fact...not a woman. I promise. You must believe me. Fellatia McSuckle, along with Barbara O'Cumbungle, Margaret Minje-Burns, Ethel Fanni-Leake and Ms Flick Dabean are not real women. Do you understand that Media? Do you? They are figments of my imagination...although they would make a cracking University Challenge team. If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly

    Mishy Moo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wasn't so horrifically embarrassed by my tiny tinkle, I would march to your offices and jolly well prove to you that I am a man! But I act with decorum at all times, so I won't do that. How dare you assume my gender, how dare you. You have no right to besmirch my gender, no right at all. Your lazy journalistic methods are nothing more than a smear campaign on my gender. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to paint on some eyebrows, wax my bikini line and take a selfie in the mirror of a public lavatory with a tampon machine in the background because I am such a big girl! Best wishes David, aged 39 and 3/4 xxx P.S. Facebook, if you are reading this, please ignore the above. The women mentioned are all real women and not duplicate accounts opened by me that you have subsequently banned so please don't ban me like you did Fellatia (see photo) ...you absolute, definitive, unquestionable and undiluted spunk-barrels! xx

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    Tracy Moorhead
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeehaw! I Love it when you’re able to get a liveone and make him look lik a total fool!!

    MyPlane150
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to my new master....bby.

    Dániel Horváth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I put in context that are 80 million male more than female in India, I could believe maybe that poor guy was not a scammer just someone who do not know how internet works. However when I thought that he was such a prepared to receive the money, I've started to doubt that.

    Dániel Horváth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However its just remind me that I was a similar story in once, however I act the reverse. When months later while we chatting, she offered to help me to move there etc, I refused it from proud and insecurities, and when I had the option to solve to moved there only by myself time passed, and she did not wanted to meet me anymore :(

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    Tanya Kysel'ova
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does not deserve so much time she spent on him

    Elrian Buck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. I laugh all the time. ;D Poor little A**l from A**s !!! XD

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god i love it, I'm going to be smiling for weeks 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇

    Dan Mar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I use it? LOL funtastic!!!!

    Elena Stojanovska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is by Big Dave VS Naughty Scammers, there is no woman, and Dave should be given credit for the work he does against these scammers

    Geo Mbaji
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "A**l from the A**s" conversation is just too funny. And the British Lady was just toooooo patient hehehehe. I doubt if it was any other woman would be that patient , i guess A**l would have been blasted in the first two texts . Lol.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it once to a 'high bank official i Nigeria'. He assured me that I was the only survivor to an Richard Klinck' killed in a road accident, who had left 5 million dollars in a bank account. First, I pointed out that I was adopted. Oh, no problem! How had he determined I was the 'only living relative left'? (Aside from the fact that I answered, that is.) His offices had done a great deal of research. I tossed in a few more red herrings...you could just see him salivating on his computer...I finally said, 'gee this sounds great! I'm sending all this to my lawyer to finalize the details!' Never heard anything more;wonder how long it took him to dismantle that account. 5 days of jerking him along, and about 5 minutes total spent on it. And I didn't get a scammer email for years after...

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    Karina Andersen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really stitched him up with intelligence, a bit cruel, not really idiot

    Santhosh Raj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. He definitely failed to f**k English woman but he definitely f****d up the English!! 😂😂😂

    Vishal Kumar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i am ashamed coz i am Indian, got nothing to say but chat was hilarious

    Yoli Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa EXCELLENT DONE LADY sharing this!!!

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, Stella ! Wha chew tink, A**l from A**s teen boy wit wilt imajintion or jus dirty ol man ? PS Kin I c yer bobs ?

    Faraz Ajmal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy was really rude man, he gets what he deserved, his language was so bad, that s not the way to speak to anyone, and secondly even his english was ordinary, thousands of incident all over the world have happened so far in which a guy starts a conversation, later ask the girl to come over his place, alot of cases of harrassment and kidnapping have happened, so it s my request to all the girls that don t reply to any unknown person message, you want to make friends, thousands of good boys are in your town, go for them, and don t ever share your personal information with anyone, stay safe and away from such peoples

    Maria Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't breathe.....laughing too hard....

    Sena Kurt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sides have split 😂😂

    Prajwal Thakur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe he's an indian...Bloody scum

    Prajwal Thakur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that guy are stain on india.....

    Cherie O
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed so loud that two co-workers want in on the joke....

    Lily Yang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f*****g cackling this is hilarious.

    Monika Georgieva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf.... Why did she waste her time with this guy at all? I don't think he had understood what happened and had learned from it. I get requests like this almost every day but I never answer, cause well I have better things to do with my life than chatting with jerks :D

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a**l from a**s and i gonna take out the kerplunk an do whis bang wollop in your celine don" I can't not laugh

    Koochie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was awesome. Here's a reverse burn from an Indian guy. As much fun. :D https://ofnosurnamefame.com/2017/01/23/clara-julliard-scott-is-getting-married-to-me-and-everyones-invited/

    Koochie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was awesome. Here's a reverse burn from an Indian guy. As much fun. https://ofnosurnamefame.com/2017/01/23/clara-julliard-scott-is-getting-married-to-me-and-everyones-invited/

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "c**k-snorkler", alone, made this all worth while!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'putrid little c**k-snorckler' Nice one! :-D

    Lisa Vitela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this little s**t scammer friend request me too! I don't know who the hell he was so I debuted and blocked him along with several other idiots

    Hanaé Thouvnn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How surprising. He comes from India...

    Sophia Li
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One if the best things I've red. I was laughing through the whole thing

    Melissa Donnelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is seriously the best s**t I've read in a long time ahah. xD

    Liwaiono Jnr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good luck Indian rapists....go take a monkey

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scammer and a stupid one to fall for this LMAO

    Yer Ainorab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to say this, but personal experince. Yes they are really ambitious and a pain in the a*s. They love to c**k the employer. They will say anything to destroy you to the employer to get your position, even they dont have any experience or education. Teaboy becoming a restaurant supervisor just for a month of working with a real certified hrm graduate. Next thing you know went up to be a manager because of sucking.

    Yasmin Yasin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian men always say "Bobs" hehehe, but also the Arabic men say "Poops" when referring to a woman's bosom. I'm not sure which is worse :-D

    Emily Softley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely beautifully done. It's like he got played by Roald Dahl.

    TropicalPanda
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    Since when did Bangladeshis want to be Indian again ... lol !!?

    Aswini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know the difference between Bangladesh and West Bengal!! LOL!!

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