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Every day, we perform so many tasks that we instantly forget about them. Meeting the deadline at work, picking kids up from school, reserving a dinner table, paying bills, doing this and that; no wonder our heads are spinning by the end of the week.

Whatever we do, even if we do so voluntarily, we have to follow some general rules, sometimes strict instructions or simply common sense to complete each task. But what happens when a person not just does what they’re supposed to do, but does so in such a literal way that it modifies the initial task altogether?

Call it a sense of humor, malicious compliance, a miscommunication, or a human error, but one thing is clear, every now and then, people take stuff at face value. Below Bored Panda wrapped up some of the funniest examples to remind everyone that we had better be clear than sorry. More literally completed jobs await in our previous post here.

#1

We Told Our 3-Year-Old That New Year Is Special Because You Get To Toast. Later, She Said: "Are We Gonna Make A Toast Now?" And Thus, A New Year's Day Tradition Was Born

We Told Our 3-Year-Old That New Year Is Special Because You Get To Toast. Later, She Said: "Are We Gonna Make A Toast Now?" And Thus, A New Year's Day Tradition Was Born

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Kevin Garren
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, don't promise her toast if you're not going to give her toast.

Pollywog
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a little cutie!! I love toast n jam!!

LiuLiu
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love her smile!

Coco
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aqwww. That’s so wholesome. đŸ„°

Rhon Young
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best toast! Precious little girl started something big

parmadillo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re looking pretty rosy, young lady. Exactly how many toasts have you had?

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    #2

    This Is The Picture Amazon Sent My Bill To Say The Packages Were "Delivered To A Family Member Directly"

    This Is The Picture Amazon Sent My Bill To Say The Packages Were "Delivered To A Family Member Directly"

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an Amazon order once. they took a photo of it for delivery proof and they put it on my front porch and the photo had 5 kittens immediately getting on it.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWW đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ’–đŸ’–đŸ’–đŸ’–đŸ’–

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    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. I give the delivery guy the highest possible rating because he understands our pets are family too. 💓

    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We left it and the end of your sidewalk because Max would not let us get any closer.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they aren't wrong.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chunky boy, but he's doing a good job accepting your parcels for you.

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    #3

    Someone At A Festival Offered Me A Little Bag Of Coke

    Someone At A Festival Offered Me A Little Bag Of Coke

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    Sophhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless đŸ€ŒđŸ»

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only lil’ bag of Coke I’ll ever accept.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooo That's such a cute little coca cola bottle. I'd love that for my dolls.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of hobby & craft stores will have them, look in the dollhouse/miniatures section! Or look online for dollhouse miniatures.

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL just dont roll up a $1 bill and try to snort it , that will not end well

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, what festival is this?

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    Let’s make one thing clear – people are destined for miscommunication, for one reason or the other. Sometimes it happens by accident, other times it depends on the wrong assumption or interpretation, and other times we do it deliberately to prove a point. Call it an act of malicious compliance, a phenomenon well documented on various online platforms.

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    At the same time, if we want to make a real connection, miscommunication between us and the other person will break the deal. After all, social interaction follows us everywhere: at work, on a date, while out with friends, or having a coffee with your bff. So how could we possibly gain that confidence to express ourselves so that we are understood? Bruce Lambert, a professor, scientist, and consultant who has taught thousands of people all across the United States how to communicate more effectively, may have some answers.

    #4

    My Grandma Wanted Some "Creative" Grad Photos Of My Friend Since We're Graduating At The Same Time. This Was Her Least Favorite

    My Grandma Wanted Some "Creative" Grad Photos Of My Friend Since We're Graduating At The Same Time. This Was Her Least Favorite

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This broke me—I cannot stop laughing

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best expecting announcements I've ever seen!!đŸ€Ł

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ‘

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Grandma, you said creative. Well, ask and thou shalt receive.

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    #5

    She’s A Genius

    She’s A Genius

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classy AF! Keeping this trick in mind just in case.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's EXACTLY what you deserve dippy-do...

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative. And humor IS sexy.

    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me just taking some notes....

    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sexy imo. Shows delightful sense of humor as well, and that is very sexy :)

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    #6

    Always Asked For A Skateboard As A Kid. My Parents Said Not Until I'm 35. Today They Delivered

    Always Asked For A Skateboard As A Kid. My Parents Said Not Until I'm 35. Today They Delivered

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    ツ chihuahua n.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so happy! Edit: ty for the upvotes, this is the most i've ever gotten!

    Chihuahua Schombel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, is your name Chihuahua or do you have a Chihuahua? Please answer 🙏 :)

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    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a big difference between falling off a skateboard at nine and falling off a skateboard at 35. Much better to learn as a child.

    Notnow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids have a no-fear attitude. I miss that attitude myself.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His smile is just priceless. Be happy kiddo!

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisters bought me a Mr Frosty when I was 35

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were making sure he was out of the house in case he breaks something!!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course. At that age, they’re no longer responsible if he slips and falls while using it.đŸ€Ł

    Isabella Minter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a mix of chris evans and jim carrey

    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can definitely see the Jim Carrey. Don't know where you see Chris Evans though.

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    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can he still skate is the real question.

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    First, we have to realize that being misunderstood is one of those common things that are virtually impossible to get rid of altogether. As long as we are a community, we will misunderstand each other. Nevertheless, it still puzzles us.

    “People say they want to learn to express themselves more clearly so that they won't be misunderstood. When we are misunderstood, we think it is because we chose the wrong words. We didn't convey our ideas properly. Or we blame the other person. We expressed ourselves perfectly clearly, but they misinterpreted us. They got the wrong idea out of what we said,” Lambert explains on his website How Communication Works.

    #7

    Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home

    Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this when it was first posted. Still as funny as it was then.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely agree. However I also stand by the fact the that the tile would f**k with my head.

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    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a short bit for what he was mimicking. This is great!

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Tim Burton would have a darker bathroom.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he ever gets jostled enough to tear down the shower bar?

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Mark Hamill with a wig trying to blend in

    CHRISTIE WAGNER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Fawmuh Noo Yawkuh I LOVED this!â€ïžđŸ˜‚

    Lizzy Crit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly Mark Hamill in a curly wig

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    Randy BluntRandyo5
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Attention guests, PLEASE be seated, buckle up, we will be arriving in .... airport base momentarily"..Vic

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    #8

    Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed

    Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed

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    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it covers her nose and mouth
 which is more than I can say for most customers who roll through the store I work at


    Katrin Krueger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, those who whine, "but we're harming our kids with these masks!" but don't really care about OUR kids (what else do they do to protect children apart from those things that conveniently serve their own purpose?).

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    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be one of the strongest pictures I have seen. Straight boss!!

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything about this photo! Adorable and badass at the same time.

    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandalorian meets Peppa Pig

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little ponytails up top are so dang cute!!!

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All small children who dress themselves deserve an upvote!

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    #9

    My Buddy Was Told He Could Wear A Costume

    My Buddy Was Told He Could Wear A Costume

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    Sophhh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me smile 😌

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Army shark do doo do do dooo

    Kitty Candy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooo!! Army shark do doo do do dooo... earworm again >< thanks :D

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    Qoozy Woozy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor shark sittin alone in a meeting room :((

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, 😆😆 My husband is a USM he thought this was hilarious.. wasn't too happy about me waking him until he saw the pic 😆😆😆

    SnakAttack
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duuun dun duun dun dun dun. They are obviously the fun one

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the only person at the office who celebrates Halloween.

    Tracy Wallick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, if we were allowed to wear costumes to work instead of uniforms on Halloween, we absolutely would. (Source: am in the military)

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the shark is telling a fish story!

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me. I can dress up/wear a costume?! Oh, friend, you’re going to regret giving me THAT freedom >:3

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? This is a picture of 1 person. I can't see anyone else besides the shark man.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Army Vet and he has still not heard the end of this.

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former Navy guy here and I was thinking what you posted.

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    But Lambert argues that it's not that simple. “It's not about putting our ideas into words and having other people decode our words and extract our ideas,” he writes. “It's about saying and doing things in the world so that other people, drawing on mutual knowledge about you, the context, language, and how the world works, can make accurate inferences about your beliefs, emotions, attitudes, plans, goals, and intentions.”

    #10

    Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

    Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

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    Theo Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well
 It’s technically true..

    Subrata Pradhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an Indian , so if i write anything 9including this comment) should be considered as Indian writing.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg actual Indian writing on BoredPanda!

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    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this dudes sense of humour about it. They so deserve more, but having humility and laughter is a wonderful thing in the toughest of times.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by a sign that says "Indian Erasing."

    CD Mills
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Native American Studies Prof. had this picture up in his office, it always makes me smile.

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    #11

    My Dad Asked Me If I Wanted An Egg Sandwich. I'm Not Even Mad, This Is Genius

    My Dad Asked Me If I Wanted An Egg Sandwich. I'm Not Even Mad, This Is Genius

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    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All day! Ex-breakfast cook here (24/7 truckstop), that looks amazing! Lo- carb, basted eggs, genius indeed, i would sell this.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I could see these as sliders.

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea. Something salty in it like anchovies and a slice of buffalo mozzarella.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have to do this next time I hard boil eggs! I bet it's really tasty

    HOUSE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The incredible edible egg

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? If we use bread with ham and cheese, we don't call it a bread sandwich. We call it by what is inside the outer layers.

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    #12

    Told My Boyfriend I Was Getting Him A Burger For Christmas

    Told My Boyfriend I Was Getting Him A Burger For Christmas

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. Are these sheets of wrapping paper you can buy or did the person print them out? I want to know how to do this!

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lettuce should be above the tomato.

    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless there is a real burger in there he is probably going to be disappointed.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’m pretty sure they are all books! I would LOOOVE THIS!! Edit; if my man did this for me he would be a very, very happy man later that night.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the fact that those wrapping papers exist is funny enough.

    YooperLite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When White Castle and McDonald's have a baby

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to unwrap anything! That is so fun!

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    According to him, when communication breaks down, it is a breakdown in this inferential problem-solving process, not a breakdown in encoding or decoding. “Avoiding misunderstanding means supporting this inferential process, or, when possible, minimizing the need for inference by being explicit,” he says.

    #13

    They Asked For A Lion Cut, They Got It

    They Asked For A Lion Cut, They Got It

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    Mikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the dog. He didn't even ask for it

    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what they call a lion cut. I've given it to my long hair cats. My tiny Tommy cat, the first to get it, strutted around the house in front of the other much much larger cats acting like he was king.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! Can we please make this the default grooming for this breed?

    jjdubs W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/he looks pleased, actually

    Ann Pattinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that fur , the missing parts, supposed to be there to protect its skin?

    Lizzy Crit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this kind of hair coat. Most dogs have a fur coat, grows to a certain length and that's it. But some have a hair coat that just grows constantly and therefore needs to be cut regularly, like human hair. It's really only the double coats, winter breeds with very thick undercoats like Huskies, that should never be cut ever. Because the undercoat does protect from heat, as well as shaving will cause it permanent damage. Also doggos can sunburn, so if you have a short coated or shaved pupper, protect them from the sun.

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    Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Löwchen = little lion dog.

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    #14

    There You Go

    There You Go

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    Sophhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I don’t understand what people expect when they text there customers this đŸ€Ł

    Will Cross
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking maybe a screenshot of the order number and the information on whether it was delivered yet. You know the info that has track shipment and will show you it has been delivered or still in route? That's the only thing I can think of to prove it has not been delivered. Most carriers are good about scanning items as delivered on their end.

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    thumbtak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very dark image would have worked perfect for this.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they covered all the angles!!

    Pierre D
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought pack of six LED bulbs from Amazon. They had a two years warranty. After a year, some had stop working. The seller asked me to send pictures of... the non-working bulbs.

    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get my cherries from Instacart and they wanted me to explain it to them. I wrote: I ordered cherries. I paid for cherries. I did not receive cherries.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Can you show us that the water is not hot?”

    Pluto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can provide is not a question
 WHY IS THEIR GRAMMAR WRONG?!

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sent a picture of a dark room.

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    #15

    Fifty Shades Of Gray

    Fifty Shades Of Gray

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    Mike Schantini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less pornographic than the original. Well done!

    Sathe Wesker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god this reminds me SO much of high-school. I was a little dark, the teachers knew it but still knew I was also being bullied so they saw the “doubled edge sword” so to speak, I freaking came to school with cereal boxes taped to me and fake, retractable plastic knives stuck through them all
. I was a “cereal” killer. I got a lot of laughs from the teachers but just succeeded in freaking out my peers more. I don’t regret a thing.

    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For work, I once put a bunch of number stickers all of my clothes and went as “someone you can count on.” Lol

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Now there's mom jokes!

    rhubarb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best costume I've ever seen!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only counted 46. Maybe there are more on her back.

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    So in order to avoid being misunderstood, Lambert’s advice is to ask yourself whether there is enough common ground to support accurate inference. “Accurate inference requires mutual knowledge, i.e., a set of facts that we share in common. We make assumptions about what other people know and what they know we know, and what they know we know they know, etc.”

    What’s important to understand is that these assumptions are often wrong. “When the doctor tells the patient to put the patch on a different place every day, she assumes the patient knows to take yesterday's patch off. Dangerous assumption,” Lambert explained. To avoid misunderstanding, it’s always great to check your assumptions about mutual knowledge, and where it's lacking, do the work needed to fill in the gaps.

    #16

    My Cousin Wanted Cake And Ordered One. Told The Bakers To Write Whatever They Wanted Because It Was For Just For Her Anyway

    My Cousin Wanted Cake And Ordered One. Told The Bakers To Write Whatever They Wanted Because It Was For Just For Her Anyway

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former grocery store cake decorator, I'm impressed with those writing skills. Getting that many letters on a cake that size, using gel no less, and still having it be neat and legible? Well done. Well done indeed.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm playing that game right now.

    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baker's choice should totally be an option!

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the option "unbearably empty inside"

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hungry and a bored panda.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you be both? đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than "whatever you want..."

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some good piping skills.

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    #17

    Can You Talk Real Quick?

    Can You Talk Real Quick?

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profile picture matches the situation perfectly

    rhubarb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed it xD, it really does match!

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    sunnybunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    306... unread... h-how...

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overactive group chats probably. I’ve been there. Had to leave because of the chaos

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    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dad were still alive (he died in 2000 when I was 18). I guarantee you he’d be a dad-joke kind of dad, like this XD

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Eminem can talk like an auctioneer

    HAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot yeah! I once tried to sing one of his fastest songs, and I bit my tongue :p

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    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sounds like something I would say.

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting in my laugh bank savings account

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    #18

    Garlic Powder

    Garlic Powder

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching the garlic fall from the sky

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid brother was asked about his summer at school he said he pleaded the 5th. His teacher though it was great and had to tell me. We lived in a crazy area and I had always taught him about his fifth amendment right.

    Joanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors four-year-old fell on a toy, got a cut above his eye and made a trip to the ER. His story was he went to the E-I-E-I-O and the doctor glued his eye shut! 😂

    flutterbyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite season is season 7 of How I met your mother; everything went downhill from there.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he’s not wrong

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    Another tip from Lambert is to ask yourself if the person knows you well enough to realize when you're speaking literally or not. “Most of what we communicate, we communicate indirectly, by saying one thing and meaning much more,” he argues and adds that it’s efficient when people share enough knowledge and know each other well enough.

    However, “When people do not know you well, they will be unsure when to take you literally and when to use inference to go beyond what you said to get at what you really meant. Avoid irony, sarcasm, and other forms of indirect, non-literal speech when speaking to people who may not know you well enough not to take you literally,” Lambert suggests.

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    #19

    Asked For My Cheese Steak To Be Made With Love. They Delivered

    Asked For My Cheese Steak To Be Made With Love. They Delivered

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they took the time to write that on every one thats so sweet

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food does always taste better when it's made with good vibes.

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute, I love this shop

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fork is made with love â˜ș

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    #20

    I Asked My 5-Year-Old To Keep An Eye On His Sister While I Served Him Dinner, I Peek Out Of The Kitchen And Find Him Like This. His Sister Is In Good Hands

    I Asked My 5-Year-Old To Keep An Eye On His Sister While I Served Him Dinner, I Peek Out Of The Kitchen And Find Him Like This. His Sister Is In Good Hands

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see is that playpen snapping and him falling on the little girl.

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it'll flip over, girl will go flying through the air... but have no fear, that's what the web shooters are for!

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is going to be a great bigger brother to that little girl đŸ„°đŸ’“

    James Tartaglione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with great power comes great responsibility

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great imagination..... remember when you were 5?

    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That balance tho! 👀👀👀

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    #21

    Not Gonna Lie, This Is A Little Too Accurate

    Not Gonna Lie, This Is A Little Too Accurate

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean
they’re not wrong

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just commenting here to hide an ugly comment: The task never specified how the question was supposed to be answered, so technically their answers were correct.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, let me say: if you didn't get the answer you wanted, maybe you should have asked a different question. Don't count it wrong just because they didn't read your mind.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was explained to be school is not about theory thinking and coming up with your own ideas and frame of mind. It's about just showing you paid attention and remember what you're taught. That's it. The teachers can tell you Greenland is tropical and still mark you wrong if you correct them. It's unnerving how much power the education system have over your educational success an knowledge. The curriculum is often false.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Always available" is definitely an 'official' advantage (not everyone realises that a breast can't be 'empty' as the milk is constantly being made), and not needing to access fuel to boil water is also an important advantage, so not giving those two points is definitely p.i.s.s.y.

    VodkaInMySweetTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say this. I teach breastfeeding classes. #2&3 are legit answers.

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    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these wrong?! XD 
except maybe a little borderline on the last one, depending on personal preferences, of course.

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have totally gave them credit!

    Snigget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy can play with the empties.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher was dead wrong. All of these answers are correct. Probably not what she was looking for, but correct.

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is literally feeding right now, 2&3 are two of my main reasons, along with free and no washing up!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the availability IS valid. Especially when there's been a shortage of formula and in poor countries the inability to afford formula..

    Estelle Winwoode
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As well as the difficulty of finding clean water around the clock in some places. Then finding fuel to boil water to sterilize equipment.

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    #22

    They Got What They Asked For

    They Got What They Asked For

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    Sophhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the “plz” for me 😭

    Nami Tantrum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plz in german is short for Postleitzahl which means zip code... i was confused for a second

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the greatest response to that question I’ve ever seen

    ツ chihuahua n.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it one step further: mail it to them. They asked for it.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage. And I’m here for it.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better still is a "pic of u in a bra"- the actual letter cut out.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the picture resembles a sadistic mugshot

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    #23

    Picked It, Thanks

    Picked It, Thanks

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    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I love how happy the pup looks to be held. Big pups love acting like lap dogs

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German Shepherd <3 such great puppers!

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha *comes up for air* hahahaha

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the dogs done or it could get messy!!!

    TheContrarian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yey, good poopies, Rocky! You deserve a hug!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now try and stuff him in a plastic bag.

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    #24

    They Asked Me To "Dress Like What You Want To Be When You Grow Up". So I Went With Retired On An Island

    They Asked Me To "Dress Like What You Want To Be When You Grow Up". So I Went With Retired On An Island

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dressing gown for me

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessssss maaaaaaaaan, in true blue Jamaican accent, I need this and I'm so far away 😭

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a little paper umbrella in his drink.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    surrounded by enormous piles of money

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete w/ zinc oxide on his nose. I'm surprised he didn't bring a bucket for collecting shells.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear a shirt that says "aspiring retiree" for the same reason!

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    #25

    My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids Write A Letter Home After The First Week

    My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids Write A Letter Home After The First Week

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    SnakAttack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage angst at its best. This boy will go places.

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What teenagers? This is camp--we had to do this from when we were little kids on up.

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    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stupid forced letters. My son (at 12 or so) had to write something sugar sweet for a family member and she also looked what they wrote. My brother is called Henk. So he wrote: Dear Henk, You're so sweet and so dear to me and some other real cute stuff. Because our rabbit was also called Henk. He just wrote the letter to the rabbit. What does the teacher know.

    L Venn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You named your rabbit after your brother?

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have just wrote the lyrics to “Camp Grenada.”

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not check the messages? When I called my mum on a trip the person listened to what I was saying and told me to only say the good things

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's unnerving. You should be able to say anything you want to your parents. What were they trying to hide?

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to maximize your mom's guilt in eight words.

    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello Mudda ... Hello Fadder ..."

    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is me as a child in one sentence đŸ€Ł

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like they’re requiring the kids to do anything that’s a crime or anything that constitutes abuse or child slavery or child endangerment. It’s no worse than parents requiring a kid to do chores before video games, IMO. The camp is acting in loco parentis in this case. EDIT: just to be clear, I doubt the children are actually told that they will not be allowed to eat unless they write home. Having been a child once, this letter is sarcastic/slightly butthurt kid wit at its finest.

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    Jacquelyn Jobe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him a box of snacks because he deserves them.

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    #26

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps not the kind of transformer she was expecting.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of a child that has already suffered through a lot of dad jokes lol.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face is perfect. "Dad, I love you, but you're a f*king idiot."

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fantastic. All she needs now is a squirrel on her shoulder that's about to get vaporized.

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks mom or dad is an engineer.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the look on her face lol!

    DaveR38
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awesome costume

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    #27

    I Was So Busy In The Kitchen I Didn't Know What To Do First, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil'

    I Was So Busy In The Kitchen I Didn't Know What To Do First, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil'

    My little brother is a true genius.

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    Sophhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He understood the assignment

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I prefer mashed potatoes with a little skin (if that’s what OP was making!) Red potatoes are better for it though :)

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    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little brother that asks what he can do to help?? I'm so envious.

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me once, when I told my husband to turn meat in the pan while I had to do something else. He didn't change the side of meat. He rotate them in the pan on the same side.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with a little potato skin.

    Rhon Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless his little heart, he did what he was told!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband wanted to make chocolate chip cookies and I was busy. I showed him the recipe which was for sugar Cookies. I told him that when he was all done, add the chocolate chips. When I got done doing whatever I was doing, I went to check on him. He had taken the baked cookies out of the oven and was poking chocolate chips into them. Face palm!

    Camo Pena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for mashed taters o never peel anyways because I'm too lazy. skins are good for you to boot

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    #28

    My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged

    My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged

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    Dennis Stanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it might be kind of fun.

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Like a grab bag from times past!

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't but a 100 piece puzzle and wrap each piece individually!!!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that would have been hilarious! You are a genius.

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it would costly $125 plus tax. The dollar tree is now the $1.25 tree.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This reminds me of my first invite to my (now ex) inlaw's gift exchange game. They said to bring a 20 dollar gifts. That's how I heard it 20 dollar gifts. So I went to the dollar store and got 20 items from the dollar store, wrapped them and came with a bag. I didn't realize it was 1 $20 item. The looks on their faces. I didn't know if they found humor in my mistake or were deeply offended.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought that was epic! They must not have a very good sense of humor.

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    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would cost $500 in Canada. Our dollar stores suck

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, depends on what province I guess. I’m in Ontario, Toronto specifically and we sure as hell ain’t cheap but that’s why I love the dollar store. Maybe $100 American would be $200 (maaaaybe $250) Canadian. Still, I shop there.

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    jjdubs W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND she wrapped each individually!

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably spent more on the wrapping paper.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that really what he wanted, or was he joking and meant he wanted 100 dollar? Either way, grandma rules:))

    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that wrapping and wrapping paper. That’s a lot of love right there.

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    #29

    Can't Blame The Answerer

    Can't Blame The Answerer

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are not wrong...

    Sarah Kienitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler... We don't live in Dickensian England

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the kid's right. That IS why we PAY taxes. The question should be worded like - why are taxes collected or what is done with taxes..

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even our choice. I just realized I'm paying over $100 in taxes, and about $80 more in other deductions off my paycheque. I can't afford it. It just gets robbed, stolen off my pay.

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    flutterbyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed an answer for the second question tho

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And this is why I do my taxes! I think. I haven’t done them in the past three years

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct!! Go to the front of the class!!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to pay the gov. their salary

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    #30

    My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach. The Foreign Worker Didn't Understand What He Was Saying

    My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach. The Foreign Worker Didn't Understand What He Was Saying

    So she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result

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    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. Henna tattoos are temporary.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even be mad, this is the most original moustache I've ever seen.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god that's not permanent.

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you squint a little, it looks just fine XD

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe that is..PERFECT 😆 its not permanent im doing this for Halloween or something

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    #31

    This Brazilian Girl Is A Big Fan Of K-Pop And All Korean Culture, So Her Father Without Understanding Much Wanted To Personalize Her Party

    This Brazilian Girl Is A Big Fan Of K-Pop And All Korean Culture, So Her Father Without Understanding Much Wanted To Personalize Her Party

    With the most famous Korean character he found

    SayMarin Report

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, what a good dad, he tried! He probably Googled “famous Korean people” or “Korean celebrity”. Or maybe he’s next-level and is trolling her XD

    Jordan Westall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking trolled. Kim is pretty well known all over the world

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    Reiko Suzuka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems too out there to not be a crazy dad joke.

    Rhea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cake topper that really makes it

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants to die in a hole. LOL ow

    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Dad understood perfectly and executed the best Dad joke ever

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    #32

    A First Grade Class Was Asked What They Would Say If The Pilgrims Showed Up At Their Door On Thanksgiving

    A First Grade Class Was Asked What They Would Say If The Pilgrims Showed Up At Their Door On Thanksgiving

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I wouldn't want any Puritans in my house. It would end up like an episode of Blackadder

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathaniel sits on a spike, I sit on Nathaniel, two spikes would be an extravagance!

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look what happened to the Indians when they let the Pilgrims in.

    Moxie Mallahan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indigenous Americans. Not Indians. Indians are from India.

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want anyone in my house. My kitchen. Or in my bathrooms. I'm quite particular about my place, and my cat won't like it.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe what the Native Americans should have said

    Shay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, though. Their hats and bonnets creep me out.

    Nadya Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but good answer... great answer even

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    #33

    My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

    My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

    MoeHanzeR Report

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual question, would like legit replies (I don’t have kids so I don’t understand this): Why do parents wish their newborn’s/baby’s face to be censored on social media? Privacy? The child/adult that the baby is going to grow into won’t resemble the baby’s face that much, so why hide the baby’s face? (If the parents don’t censor their faces, I don’t see what censoring the baby’s does in terms of privacy.) Is it a “baby can’t make their own decisions about whether or not they want their face posted online publicly” thing? I’m not trying to be an a*s, I’m truly curious as I’ve never understood this!

    Pam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can use other people's pics to do any kind of sh*t they want. Imagine your face linked to fake news or something. With kids, even pedophil* needs to be cautiously avoided. Internet can be really dangerous.

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sure i seen that kid in McDs yesterday , same boggly eyes and massive lips

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I don't blame the wife one bit. I'd be paranoid about a paedophile looking at pictures of my baby. I also completely disagree with putting pictures of someone online, unbeknownst to them. 6 months or 60 years.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to myself (I look terrible :( )

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A face only a father could love.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't look at the baby without laughing

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have used kitten, puppy, or penguin features. They might have looked better.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, you have to laugh

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    #34

    Looking For People With TV On Their Wall

    Looking For People With TV On Their Wall

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    Mikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Will Cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain this one to me please? I don't understand it. Some education from anyone would be very helpful.

    boatpotatome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked for a picture of people. Not a picture of the TV. Guy delivered.

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    justmemorticia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad jokes in their natural habitat.

    Nameless_User
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's really not wrong on this one... Fair play.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beyond literal. Imagine being his offspring...forcing the kid to be 100% precise. Talkers dangle participles & prepositions all the time. The world won't end.

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    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You DID ask for pics of the PEOPLE, not their tvs

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too literal~~like the Russian language which can't say, "a clock runs" cause only people can run, they claim. A**l-retentive guy~~which is what pedantic teachers & editors are called. Not a bit funny.

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    #35

    We Are Now A Hands-Free State

    We Are Now A Hands-Free State

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look Ma, no hands. Look Ma, no feet. Look Ma, no teeth! 😂

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they need to explain that.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical MN....and they're already scary drivers!

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars

    Pluto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s
 not safe, I don’t care about the law in this instance

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    #36

    This Guy

    This Guy

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, doggo made excellent use of it...

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. Poor furball was hot.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a hot day then that's as good a use for it as any. Doggo CANNOT be wrong!!

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said nothing about drinking it! Lol

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the owner let the place know to refill the bowl

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do stores actually expect the pets to read these signs?

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    #37

    Why Indeed

    Why Indeed

    stick1953 Report

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this đŸ€Ł my husband back when we were dating always told me, when in doubt ask, don't assume. Assumption is the mother of all f*ups. Now i ask him way too many questions because he's not as easy to read as me. He hates it, and I told him that was what you told me in the first few days of courtship. He hates his own forethought đŸ€Ł

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spied my favorite grafitti-pair in the restroom of an eatery at the corner of Hollywood & Vine long ago. 1st: "My mother made me a homosexual." 2nd: "If I give her yarn, will she make me one too?" Further up that toilet-stall wall was a fine verse: "Here I sit / On the pooper Giving birth to / A state trooper." Folk-poetry at its finest, hey?

    Kurt Steinhaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like the graffitti on the wall in the men's room "Waiting for Godot" and directly underneath was "Back in 5 min, Godot".

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "graffiti"s" " annoy me almost as much as the "gatherings" and "live laugh love" signs people hang on their walls inside their homes. I love the graffiti bombers such as this, though.

    Christina Collins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, Everything, where were you last night at 10:30?

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    #38

    He Is Simply Following Orders

    He Is Simply Following Orders

    Mental_Log4115 Report

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have an illness but I'm still gonna rib you. Probably the best response!! Lol!

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    #39

    My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment

    My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment

    jimmypompom Report

    Littlebunnyfufu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the check means the student got the answer right, yeah?

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a teacher who used checkmarks to mean "correct" & a different teacher who used checkmarks to mean "wrong, please CHECK your answer". completely ruins the point of having a symbol to mean something, if nobody can agree on a meaning...

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    Camo Pena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not if that paper comes from a managed forest

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I like this teacher.

    Kathleen Pearlman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That it was checked correct is a tribute to the teacher!

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    #40

    My Son Wanted "Cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday

    My Son Wanted "Cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday

    reddit.com Report

    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His looks so tired of their s**t

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your cashier is going to think that's disgusting sweaty money when it thaws

    Kross T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe wait a little longer and let it dry...

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    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have a normal family ? Thanks

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little dude, you got a microwave right? Nuke it like it's 1999.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will learn. And he will get you back!

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    #41

    Everytime Everywhere Follow The Signs

    Everytime Everywhere Follow The Signs

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't the worm be an easier way to cross??

    shado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see? ... planking IS a thing! đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    Diana Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a college town where this would be totally appropriate.

    #42

    My Sister In Law Told My Brother “Use Those DIY Books And Fix The Chair!” Done

    My Sister In Law Told My Brother “Use Those DIY Books And Fix The Chair!” Done

    jtmonkey Report

    AceOfChaos317
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness at its finest, kudos and gold stars to ya

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶đŸŽ¶ You were the champion, my friend đŸŽ¶đŸŽ¶

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that she gave him those books as a hint.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he put them to excellent use!

    Coral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own that fix it yourself manual!

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is... how do you use yours? Lol

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha - I'll bet she rephrase her request next time.

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    #43

    Our Wedding Shower During Quarantine. We Made The Best Of What We Had

    Our Wedding Shower During Quarantine. We Made The Best Of What We Had

    harmonicr Report

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid brought out some crazy creativity in people â˜ș

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also brought out a lot of creativity crazy people.

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're in it together, and they've got a good sense of humor. Showers of blessings upon their union

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is good but I never understood how shower can mean a party? It doesn't in other English speaking countries. Language is weird lol!

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It refers to "showering" the guest(s) of honor with gifts; like raining down gifts upon them, figuratively speaking.

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    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing that the shower is actually ON was the icing on the cake

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booze and a shower. What more could you need? 😉

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these two! I bet they are fun to hang out with.

    đŸŠ©LaneypoohđŸŠ©
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was little I thought a baby shower was when the expecting mom was in a shower while she watched all of the guests party. Fun am I right

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like not everyone had the same level of commitment here.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be an interesting way to start off...

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    #44

    Some Kids Take Things A Little Too Literally

    Some Kids Take Things A Little Too Literally

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, they did demonstrate the skill.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should get extra credit for doing something more difficult than asked and the question was a little vague. Well done kid!!

    Trina Selleck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my daughter in kinder when the teachers spoke to me after class worried about her speech
 knowing how well she could speak, I was even more confused when they told me why
 they asked her if she could count to 10
 she replied yes.. they didn’t try ink she knew how to count to 10 or say the words out loud
 in front of them I asked her why didn’t she count to 10 when the teachers asked.. she replied “they asked me could I count to 10 so I said yes because I can, they didn’t ask me to count to 10 so I didn’t. đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž Lol

    d bradley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg should be the only kid to get 100%

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohno I did this once when I was homeschooled. My brain must be so backwards.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot of effort they put in

    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took a lot of work and concentration - A+!

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO HORRIBLE! they didn't do the word math right, the audacity!😡/j

    Posmol W
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the d in folder! Seriously tho would be so proud if this was my kid

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    #45

    How Do You Want Your Sandwich Cut She Said. I Don't Care I Said. Turns Out I Do, Mildly

    How Do You Want Your Sandwich Cut She Said. I Don't Care I Said. Turns Out I Do, Mildly

    TenfootSlime Report

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Tangram style was an option. I'll have to remember this.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the shape of a crane, please! Here's the silhouette.

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    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to always do a ‘surprise’ cut on my sandwich when I was little. One of our personal jokes that is now a lovely memory. PS. Dad is still with us, I just make my own sandwiches now 😁

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great. All those POINTS to take the first bite of.

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the US. State of Nevada with Clark County cut off

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride to be...wait til after the wedding

    Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only question is... why people use this kind of shity bred to make sandwich?

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause squidgy white bread is amazing and tastes of childhood and comfort and dreams. How dare you speak ill of my childhood.

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    #46

    Every Year I Get My Boyfriend A Cake For His Birthday. This Year I Asked What Type He Wanted. He Said, “I Don’t Care”

    Every Year I Get My Boyfriend A Cake For His Birthday. This Year I Asked What Type He Wanted. He Said, “I Don’t Care”

    shesafireball Report

    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to borrow this idea
 XD Now, just to find out what cartoon/character my bf abhors the most
 (but cake flavor will be his favorite, of course!!)

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm showing my age but I would worst like to have a Barney the purple dinosaur cake. Barney the Bain of my youth

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    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you spot the a*****e, I know you can, yes he is right there good job

    D-m Keilman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby got me one that read "Happy birthday ya grumpy old b***h". It was accurate.

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad got me a birthday cake once with a gorilla on it. He said he got it for me because I look like one. I think if I ever get a cake for my dad, it'll be one of a horse with an arrow pointing at the horses butt.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the bakery employee who did this cracked up a lot.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a birthday breakup cake?

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
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    3 years ago

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to get a cake like this! Could I get one with Oscar the Grouch? Winnie the Pooh, perhaps? Freddy Fazbear? XD

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect come back! I hope you had a party so he could blow out the candles with his friends and family.

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    #47

    I Wonder What He's Gonna Do When He'll Become 90

    I Wonder What He's Gonna Do When He'll Become 90

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 90 he just needs to stand up straight....

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...will he be ABLE to? That is the question! lol

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    Pensive_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there. The angles & stuff. Clever

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he'll be face down on the floor, maybe even dead

    Ada Lavin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see him get up without falling.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 90, he'll be glad to lie on the floor.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will wash or have the wall painted from stains he made doing these things.

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    #48

    Two Is Less Than Three

    Two Is Less Than Three

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    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have only made 1 so I think you have yourself a good engineer there.

    NinaRosario
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me too! 'I don't need it <3' turned into 'I don't need it before 3' and someone had to walk half an hour to deliver a folder to me before a nonexistent deadline. Hearts are important.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will teach you! I never knew what that was until about a month ago. I saw 'less than 3', hooters, butt cheeks. I had no idea.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband took symbolic logic course?

    #49

    This Is What A Human Hand Looks Like Under A Microscope

    This Is What A Human Hand Looks Like Under A Microscope

    Classic-Cod-7952 Report

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried the under microscope bit back in bio labs but not this đŸ€Ł

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you know your teacher is a dad.

    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would have HAD to put an "I" in front of that logo, or my name would tarnished

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so not everyone is a born scientist

    #50

    My Friend's Tattoo. When Asked "What Does That Mean?" He Replies, "I Don't Know, I Don't Speak Chinese." That Is Literally What It Means

    My Friend's Tattoo. When Asked "What Does That Mean?" He Replies, "I Don't Know, I Don't Speak Chinese." That Is Literally What It Means

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    Wandaluzt
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    3 years ago

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    Who is? Who are you talking to? It was posted on Reddit 4 years ago, so if you think it's the OP then you're sadly mistaken

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    Gentleman Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask my boyfriend (who is Chinese) what random Chinese writing means when I see it in clearly not-Chinese places (like the really borderline racist slot games at some casinos near where I live
) Usually the words translate into something that is semi-meaningless, like “Got shiny paid” as the name of a slot machine game, or “Yes food eat full” as the name of a restaurant. It’s not an actual, sensible, properly-grammatical sentence when the characters are strung together. I mean, I haven’t seen one as bad as a slot game’s name translating to “Fleece the gullible!” or anything, but yeah
 I feel like they could consult a native speaker to at least get the grammar correct instead of using Google Translate or just going with characters that look cool together.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see this in reverse in Chinese culture too. There are some really funny pics out there of places/people in china with funny tshirts and signs with English printed on them. In my Amazon stuff I always read the little notes from the Chinese factories, sometimes they get almost there but still hilariously wrong đŸ€Ł

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    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher said to the class on a random note to never get a foreign symbol or word tattooed on you unless you really know the language well. He asked us what is something on us that means something. He said one girl mentioned a tattoo of a Chinese symbol she thought meant hope or love, something like that. A dude behind her laughed cos he knew it actually said "s**t". He told the teacher at the end of class when she was out of the room. At least he left her with the dignity she thinks she has.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than my friends. He ended up with a communist symbol/phrase. He worked at a Chinese restaurant and one of the cooks told him he should cover it and what it really meant!

    Leanne Franson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read that. Though my Chinese is pretty limited. It really makes me want to get this. Just to be able to chuckle when people ask, and I truthfully tell them what it says.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's actually what it says. This is the best use I've seen of the Asian character tattoo trend

    Leanne Franson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read enough Chinese characters to read this. That is absolutely what it says. "I don't know" (Wo bu jidao) "I don't speak Chinese" (Wo bu hui shuo Zhong Guo hua). In very nice clear writing.

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    Paul Nasca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! When getting yelled at in Mandrin just flash your arm.

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 7th from the top looks like a face I love it.

    Leanne Franson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is "hui", which means "able to" ... "I don't know. I am not able to speak Chinese". :)

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    #51

    He's Turned Them Into The Literal Metallica Band

    He's Turned Them Into The Literal Metallica Band

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    In too many fandoms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I saw a lot of posts about him on Bored Panda, he is everything but boring!

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even look hot and tired because of the metal

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this guy!! He's hysterical.

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Formosa reads this by some chance, your first pic is pretty much fine as it is. You don't want to look like you're trying too hard. Though maybe take the pic somewhere that doesn't look like Sears' photo studio. Maybe just in front of... idk, a slightly weathered brick wall? Get creative. This isn't your senior portrait. Second photo is far more eye-catching, though. And to the editor... nicely done.

    #52

    As God Intended

    As God Intended

    "Which is right? Under / Over. Who will win? Vote with your bum"

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    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over was "right," but is not necessarily "correct"... ;) lol

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like most polls, this is full of sh-t

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember...Beards = Good, Mullet = Bad.

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares as long as there's enough to wipe ur vutt with.

    Theo Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this 😂😂😂

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I can only imagine why type of American county this was posted in. Sorry mates, but you know it.

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNDER forevermore, amateurs.

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is important. I'm pretty sure this was a factor in how Marge and Homer lost their kids for a time.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over /Under I don't care. I just hope they voted with their hands.

    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people vote with their bum

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    #53

    My Korean Mom Asked Me If Her Friends Can Come Over To My Place And "Pull My Wood." Having No Idea What This Was, I Was So Relieved They Only Wanted To Do This

    My Korean Mom Asked Me If Her Friends Can Come Over To My Place And "Pull My Wood." Having No Idea What This Was, I Was So Relieved They Only Wanted To Do This

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Played it recently with little instructions written on some of the blocks. Saying things like, one finger next go, use left hand or use foot!

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am definately calling Jenga "Pull My Wood" from now on. That is hilarious. đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious!!! I can only imagine the trepidation he must've felt, waiting for them to arrive! Should be further up...

    Glen Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still had them come over, not knowing which "wood" was getting pulled.....My Man!!!

    Glen Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still let 'em come over though....my man!!!

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    #54

    I Can Make The Gap Bigger If You’d Like

    I Can Make The Gap Bigger If You’d Like

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOO, you've got it all wrong!!! Its 4 times man

    Panda poster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always with the even numbers chad, always with the even numbers. đŸ€Š

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    #55

    I Always Follow The Rules

    I Always Follow The Rules

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    Woltax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoaa - he has skills.đŸ˜łđŸ‘đŸ»

    #56

    Literally

    Literally

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    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, hello again, Colorado.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby!! Is that legal?

    #57

    When I Asked My Little Bro Why There Were Polar Bears And Penguins In The Freezer, He Answered "Because That Is Where They Belong"

    When I Asked My Little Bro Why There Were Polar Bears And Penguins In The Freezer, He Answered "Because That Is Where They Belong"

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polar bears, penguins, and apparently a pig

    Rama Sharma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is probably a baby polar bear😂

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    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I had a carrot plush and put it in the fridge because that’s where he lived.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had THAT polar bear as a child. Imagine where he was located...

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    #58

    When You Ask For A Half Pint In Ireland They Take It Literally

    When You Ask For A Half Pint In Ireland They Take It Literally

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    Rhea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most times in Ireland, they just give you a smaller glass. Don't think I've ever seen one of these in person haha

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need glasses like that!

    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which bar is this? I need to steal that glass.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum has a mug like this for "only half a cup"

    #59

    Just Finished The New Pool And Deck

    Just Finished The New Pool And Deck

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Look at that amazing craftsmanship!! Incredible!

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...that last board doesn't look nailed down properly.....those short falls, can be the worst.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog says, get out of my pool!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... impressionististic, that! Truly of superior qualitatism! The bestestest! Cannot imagine that guy isn't like exploded, nucularly, of pride and joy, because this is of so many awesommery!

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically the deck should be around the pool, but do what you gotta do lol

    della by the sea
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That good boi in the background is wondering when he can have his pool back lol

    Flabuless-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog doesn't look too impressed.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's the solarpunk pool we all need. Just refreshing your a*s without wasting tons of water and material.

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    #60

    Did My Job Boss. Barber Shaves Triangle Into Man's Hair After He Pauses Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like

    Did My Job Boss. Barber Shaves Triangle Into Man's Hair After He Pauses Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like

    __Dawn__Amber__ Report

    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t look too bad in my opinion

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty decently done! Doesn't look bad at all.

    James Tartaglione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder how many people pushed that triangle, and how long it took him to be over it

    #61

    The Box For My Daughter's Bath Bomb Said It Had A Calming Message Inside

    The Box For My Daughter's Bath Bomb Said It Had A Calming Message Inside

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a phrase never works!

    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, sooooooo calming


    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sentence that can blow any argument out of proportion.

    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's better than "don't freak out".

    Terry Bollea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this phrase works well when my gf gets mad at me

    #62

    Told Abby This Is Where She Can Put Her Letters For Santa. So She Gathered Her Toy Letters And Put Them In For Santa

    Told Abby This Is Where She Can Put Her Letters For Santa. So She Gathered Her Toy Letters And Put Them In For Santa

    iship2manyanimegays Report

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa has to put them in the right order to get her what she wants.

    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually quite wholesome in my eyes

    #63

    My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Christmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood

    My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Christmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like they were trying to take a picture after she opened it, and now shes trying not to laugh

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did get a game console though

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't handle disappointment so I would be livid with a gift like this.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Nintendo switch to me!

    #64

    This Domino Effect On The Domino's Delivery Scooter

    This Domino Effect On The Domino's Delivery Scooter

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    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why my pizza is delivered with all the toppings on one side

    #65

    I Asked My Boyfriend To Bring Me An Ice Cream Sandwich, I Am Exhausted From This Disrespect

    I Asked My Boyfriend To Bring Me An Ice Cream Sandwich, I Am Exhausted From This Disrespect

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bastard didn't cut the crusts off!!!

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid visiting Sea World and my Dad asked if I wanted an ice cream sandwich, this is what I envisioned. I finally said: Will I like it? "I think you will." (I did, lol. Did not look like the picture.)

    Sophia Ramsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl i would eat it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ an ice cream sandwich is an ice cream sandwich, after all!

    Potterhead 0-0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was moldy chicken for a second 😂

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is av ice cream sandwich? Can someone please explain? Thank you💓

    -----
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of food people waste for prank....

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering what they have that she actually wanted instead of the bread

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not be bad. Maybe he should have toasted the bread though.

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    #66

    When You Get Told You Can Only Use One Side Of A Piece Of Paper To Write Formulas For The Final

    When You Get Told You Can Only Use One Side Of A Piece Of Paper To Write Formulas For The Final

    sansix Report

    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had gone back to college to start a new career and was in a course where we were allowed to use both sides of a 3" x 5" card to write final exam notes. I have a background in graphic design/desktop publishing. I was able to print ALL of the course notes in a tiny font size on the card. Then I went to the dollar store and bought their most powerful reading glass so I could read the notes during the test. I scored 100%.

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Möbius, what is it on your table?

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under. It is under the table.

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    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved playing with Mobius strips as a kid.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do what for the final? You can write out formulas to use in a final? Wow, how do ppl still fail?

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be illegal

    #67

    A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But To Be Honest Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

    A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But To Be Honest Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

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    #68

    My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything

    My Brother Had To Work, So He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything

    Seely2593 Report

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you had a secret second plate saved?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hope you saved a real plate for him

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all good and funny until I realized there was no pie. Now THAT is evil.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the serving size at fancy restaurants

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a coworker that complained that everyone ate the sausage pizza and he didn't get a piece. I found a small piece of cheese pizza (size of a quarter) in the box and a piece of sausage. Put them together and took it to him on a platter. Told him to hurry and eat it before someone else did. He laughed.

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super posh restaurants may steal this idea :D

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% typical sibling behaviour

    Terry Bollea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    People saying “I HoPe ThEy SaVeD a PlAtE fOr HiM” are too dumb to understand a joke and will probably post on their Neighborhood app about mean internet people doing this to their family

    #69

    Me To My Class, "Okay Boys And Girls, Hang Up Your Snacks So We Can Go Into Art Class!" I Laughed So Hard. I Love Kindergarten

    Me To My Class, "Okay Boys And Girls, Hang Up Your Snacks So We Can Go Into Art Class!" I Laughed So Hard. I Love Kindergarten

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least nobody taped a banana to a wall.

    CLG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, but what else could "hang up your snacks" mean? Hang up as in stop? Never heard that used like that before

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that kid didn't eat that sandwich later

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so accurate. It's why I go back every year.

    #70

    It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins At The Young Age

    It Seems That Malicious Compliance Begins At The Young Age

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    peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no malicious compliance. just guileless creative understanding. this task can definitely be understood in this way too. remember beeing an openminded child yourself

    Olja S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be "half OF the sweets"? đŸ€”

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah. This reminds me, when my dad was helping me with homework about triagles.We were learning that you need only 3 data to create a correct triagle. After an hour my dad ended somewhere how many data you need to create ellipse, hyperbole and parabole. I was 7 then. He would teach me multiplication of fractions in this case for sure :D.

    #71

    My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk

    My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk

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    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sadly, no chance for promotion. This person is too smart to be a manager.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard of suspended ceilings but not suspended floors.

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where we used to hide the beer to keep it cold on the night shift.

    #72

    My Friend Works For A Contracting Company That Is Renovating A Hotel. They Asked For Room Numbers, With Braille On The Bottom For Blind People To Read

    My Friend Works For A Contracting Company That Is Renovating A Hotel. They Asked For Room Numbers, With Braille On The Bottom For Blind People To Read

    This is what their supplier sent them. Every single one is like this

    CavemanSlevy Report

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered about braille signs - how do blind people know where they are? I'm being serious. Those with the most severe blindness won't know where to feel for them or even if a sign exists. This 'shower thought' has bothered me for years..

    Emiloy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a good question to ask! Blind people use other tools to orient themselves to the sign, whether it’s someone giving them directions, being familiar with the space, or just feeling around on the side of the door once they’ve got there (using cane or guide dog) to see if there’s a sign. It’s not perfect, but it’s a valuable piece of the puzzle - better to have imperfect ways of confirming information than none at all. And even if there’s not braille, tactile elements like raised numbers and letters can help too. [Note that I’m not blind or low vision, just have acquaintances who are, so if anyone with direct experience can expand any of this I’m interested too. Also If you want more info Molly Burke does a lot of education online about blindness and adaptions]

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    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would be getting sent back, and I'd be on the phone asking if they are okay

    Johnny Guido
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called "concrete thinking".

    #73

    This Is Too Literal

    This Is Too Literal

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    #74

    Asked Wife To Write A Small List For The Grocery Store. She's Not Wrong

    Asked Wife To Write A Small List For The Grocery Store. She's Not Wrong

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    Dogperson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The banana for scale really helped

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale! A true professional at work!

    Panda poster
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale, good man. No one does this anymore

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that cream cheese or cream and cheese?

    Marleinah Evans
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    3 years ago

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    #75

    A Tight Squeeze, But I'll Do My Best

    A Tight Squeeze, But I'll Do My Best

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you think it's a squeeze now? wait until you obey the sign & drag a small child with you!

    Mali Holdaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one scares me to look at, we used to walk over that bridge for school outings, back then there was this strange 6+ inch gap right where he is standing running the full length of the bridge. Unfortunately they did not correct the gap and also add nets until after a toddler, holding their parent's hand, fell through said gap.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only men with small children and riderless bikes may pass this point.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, no way I fit through that gap!

    #76

    Pizza Shop Asked Me "Who's Name Do You Want The Order Under?" I Replied "My Wife Michelle". This Is How They Announced Her Name When She Picked Up The Food

    Pizza Shop Asked Me "Who's Name Do You Want The Order Under?" I Replied "My Wife Michelle". This Is How They Announced Her Name When She Picked Up The Food

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was clear.... Ish

    Shawn Gula
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called in a phone order for 4 pizzas, he asked my name and I said Shawn. All four boxes had CHON written on them. My girls still call me MommaChon because of those pizza boxes

    T J R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called in an order at Pizza Hut and gave my fiancé's name - Charles. Waiting in the lobby and a guy starts calling out the name, Chubbs. He called it out multiple times before I realized it was our order. I still call my fiancé Chubbs every now and then.

    Sathe Wesker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the importance of a comma.

    #77

    I Asked My 17-Year-Old Son What He Wanted To Eat For Breakfast

    I Asked My 17-Year-Old Son What He Wanted To Eat For Breakfast

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    Panda poster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love me a steaming bowl of IDKs

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I am SO doing this to my kids in the morning!!!!!

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a smartarse....a bowl of "I don't care..." so rude, and he got what he asked for, and deserved. Hope he learns some manners.

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if he genuinely didn’t know what he felt like eating? (Also by the way, IDK means “I don’t know” not “I don’t care.”) He’s a kid who’s still learning how to be a functioning human in society, I doubt he had malicious intent here. It’s annoying I’m sure but the response is kinda cute and funny 😄 and now he’ll learn to help out the person who is offering to make him a meal by telling them what he would be okay with eating at that moment! (edit for spelling mistakes)

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    #78

    Touch With Eyes Only, Thank You

    Touch With Eyes Only, Thank You

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets hope that sign wasn't because of the poisonous properties of that tree

    Archer Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma’am, please don’t be stupid
.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it's a gympie gympie...

    #79

    I Am Picking My Wife Up At The Airport After A Long Trip. A Friend Said To Bring Her Some Nice Flours As A Surprise. I Am Bringing Her A Basket Full Of Her Favorite Flours

    I Am Picking My Wife Up At The Airport After A Long Trip. A Friend Said To Bring Her Some Nice Flours As A Surprise. I Am Bringing Her A Basket Full Of Her Favorite Flours

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    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how long the marriage last?

    Kotfw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah knowing the difference between your sh*t and you're sh*t

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first "flours" should be spelled the as the ones she asked for...."flowers"

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she ask for 'flours' or 'flowers'? I'm confused.

    #80

    I Asked My Teacher For A Note To Go To The Library. He Gave Me This. They Didn't Let Me Into The Library Because I "Didn't Have A Whole Note"

    I Asked My Teacher For A Note To Go To The Library. He Gave Me This. They Didn't Let Me Into The Library Because I "Didn't Have A Whole Note"

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    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't take that in here! This is the rest room! (I win.)

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time he wants to joke like that, he should make sure the whole staff is in on it.

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    Lizzy Crit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher is looking for treble a

    #81

    I Asked My Sister To Knit Us A Sweater For Christmas. I Think She Took It A Little Too Literally

    I Asked My Sister To Knit Us A Sweater For Christmas. I Think She Took It A Little Too Literally

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    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did say "a sweater".

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that! Promotes closeness. Love it!

    Olga Aftyka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasteful, all this wool just for 5 minutes of joke

    #82

    I Told My Teenager To Unload The Dishwasher Before Going Out With His Friends For The Evening

    I Told My Teenager To Unload The Dishwasher Before Going Out With His Friends For The Evening

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you didn't say to put the dishes away... that's not his problem lol

    Berdarien Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I went out once my mom said I had to hang up my clothes and handed me a large basket of clothes.. i took two hangers put one in each side of the basket and hung up the basket. Left the house and she came outside to yell at me. I told her I hung them up! She made me walk in and show her. Then said " oh f**k you. Go have fun" :)

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need a few more cutting boards.

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put wooden cutting boards in the dishwasher. They will crack.

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Ya, can totally see my boys doing this!

    #83

    We Ordered A Pound Of Carrots. We Got A Pound Of Carrot

    We Ordered A Pound Of Carrots. We Got A Pound Of Carrot

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    Tequila Mockingbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you need to compare the size of the banana you use this carrot for scale!

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    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a football field for scale.

    Carol Rohn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how all the carrots in Korea are and I love them!! Always sweet, never bitter and you need only one to grate for carrot cake.

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, this one doesn't work. Carrots are plural....

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    #84

    My Dad Told Me There Were Brownies In The Pan

    My Dad Told Me There Were Brownies In The Pan

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my teachers on April Fools Day. I got them all

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody would be hurting! Playing with my food is like playing with my emotions!!

    Mark Zaricor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have written jokes on some of them and then asked people if they wanted regular brownies or funny brownies.

    Kristel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my kids when Easter fell on April Fool’s Day! They got “brown e’s” for breakfast and “cupcakes” for dinner! (Meatloaf in cupcake tins with food colored mashed potatoes for the frosting!) and yes, I got them the real things too 😁

    #85

    Someone Took The Drive Thru Sign A Bit Too Literally

    Someone Took The Drive Thru Sign A Bit Too Literally

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    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like when my sister first started driving and she accidentally ran into the Target Store.

    #86

    I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble. They Gave Me This

    I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble. They Gave Me This

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    #87

    When You Order Two Cakes With "Happy Birthday" On Them But Get This Instead

    When You Order Two Cakes With "Happy Birthday" On Them But Get This Instead

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    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What amazes me is how frequently I've seen this happen.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much do you want to bet that this is from some chain restaurant with a bakery and a manager who says literally right whatever they type in the box!

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like muffin's than cake? Looks very yummy no matter what it isđŸ§đŸ„§đŸ° EDIT: maybe i'm the stupid one and the muffin's instead of cake was the point? Thought the fail was what they wrote on them? I'm little confused.

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    #88

    I Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

    I Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

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    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wait (as a coffee fan) I think this is actually a really considerate way to serve it for customers who don’t want a lukewarm watery drink 5 minutes later! If I ordered this in a drive thru on my way to work I’d really appreciate this :)

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    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the correct way. If you use sugar on your coffee it is easy to dissolve on hot liquids. So you put your sugar on the hot coffee, dissolve it correctly and then you put your sweet coffee over the ice. The guy who prepared that is a good barista.

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the commitment

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want it right, you have to put the hot espresso on the ice just before drinking, so it's not that bad.

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I woulda appreciated this, especially if I wanted to wait until I got to work to drink it. It's kind of genius. I could take the espresso cup off of the ice, the ice would melt a tiny amount at room temp instead of a massive amount at... uhm, espresso temp, then I could drain the water out of the melted ice once I got to work, pour the espresso in and enjoy a not-watered-down espresso over barely melted ice. Or I could leave the cup against the ice, letting it cool down while still giving me the option of draining out the excess water. I'm seriously going to order things like this from now on. I'm a little obsessive over my drinks not tasting watery. Unless it's water.

    #89

    I Think There Was A Bit Of A Misunderstanding Here

    I Think There Was A Bit Of A Misunderstanding Here

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    #90

    So I Ordered A Lettuce Burger, Thinking It Would Come With Two Pieces Of Lettuce

    So I Ordered A Lettuce Burger, Thinking It Would Come With Two Pieces Of Lettuce

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    Heather Steinbrink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a celiac, that is a dream come true!

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of a lettuce burger. I would have thought you wanted lettuce and no meat. Lol

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re pretty common in Canada at least! A large percentage of restaurants will substitute lettuce for a bun here. I worked at a gourmet fancy burger place once that would use 2-4 pieces of specially selected and cut romaine if you wanted a lettuce wrap, drizzled in our homemade garlic aioli and then with all the burger toppings you wanted. I’m not GF but I used to get it often for the calorie/carb savings and also because that extra juicy saucy crunch is delicious around goopy stringy melted cheese and tender juicy beef 😍

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic. I would pay extra for this.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this person must be rolling in cash! ~An Australian

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (The price of lettuce just skyrocketed over here because of the flooding in Queensland).

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    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what do you know, it came with 2 pieces of lettuce.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lettuce wrapped almost always are to large slices of iceberg lettuce heads. This is the way they do it at Red Robin. I usually eat it with a knife and fork.

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a very well known steak restaurant chain - they’d slice 1/4 out of a head of ice burg lettuce, pour a simple pre-made tomato/onion/bacon/breadcrumb crumble over it, and give it a little ranch on the side. $16 🙃 I hated making it because it took less than a minute but I knew it was a giant ripoff

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Kinda threw healthy out the window with the basket of fries!! For the assholes that misunderstood. I was talking s**t on the restaurant not the person ordering!!

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably gluten intolerant, not trying to be healthy in this moment.

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    #91

    I Think They Took The Term "Hand Soap" A Bit Too Literally

    I Think They Took The Term "Hand Soap" A Bit Too Literally

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a burning desire to have these...

    Babsywabs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking I need to find these for my guest bath.

    Atlas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something from my nightmares-

    Squirrel Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine needing to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and you see that...

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love thos, and need to buy some hand soaps

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    #92

    He Did What They Asked

    He Did What They Asked

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    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog can still drink out of it...or it'll knock it over and still be able to drink it

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the malicious compliance, but the poor pup can't drink out of that...

    #93

    Told Him To "Please Line The Shoes Up By The Back Door"

    Told Him To "Please Line The Shoes Up By The Back Door"

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    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if that's the way you elbow

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more disturbing how the arms are bend

    #94

    I've Found It In My Childhood Stuff Box And Now I'm Wondering If 7-Year-Old Me Was An Idiot Or A Genius

    I've Found It In My Childhood Stuff Box And Now I'm Wondering If 7-Year-Old Me Was An Idiot Or A Genius

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an overthinker, thats what this 7-year-old is

    Archer Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drew on that
.. *cringes in collector*

    Batman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one is another Bill card.

    #95

    Taking A Sign Too Literally

    Taking A Sign Too Literally

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Senile parking?

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have senior parking... it's terrible, and you should apologise to the owner of that hedge.

    #96

    My Kid Said I Gave Her Too Many Grapes. I Said Just Eat Half Of Them

    My Kid Said I Gave Her Too Many Grapes. I Said Just Eat Half Of Them

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    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now nobody can finish the rest or the grapes :(

    #97

    When You Ask Your Darling Husband To Bring You Socks And Put On Your Cold Feet

    When You Ask Your Darling Husband To Bring You Socks And Put On Your Cold Feet

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this picture.

    Gemma jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hurt my back I couldn’t even bend to get dressed and my husband put my socks on for me. Love him

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    #99

    Ordered A Hot Dog With Ketchup Only. They Sorta Got It Right

    Ordered A Hot Dog With Ketchup Only. They Sorta Got It Right

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    OGA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we're being literal, a hotdog with ketchup only would be a hotdog with ketchup, no bun.

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a burger restaurant - if someone said “only ketchup” I’d say “ok so meat, bread, ketchup, and that’s it?” (Bonus points if I remember to ask “cheese?” because I’ve saved at least 1 mom from a meltdown that way.) Gotta confirm those orders people, I’ve been corrected like “no! I said just ketchup no bun!” and “no I said just ketchup - no meat! Just bun and ketchup, do you have hearing problems?!!” customers don’t know the menu as well as we do and -especially when they have kids - are just doing their best! Just be nice to retail workers if they mess up, I guarantee 99% of the time it isn’t spiteful (cause they know the customer will come back/leave a bad review) we just want to get you your food and move on to the next task!

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have had something similar happen at a fast food place, ordered my food and was getting a hamburger with just mustard and ketchup for somebody else and they didn't give me the bun.

    #100

    Literally

    Literally

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soo.. just a metal plate?" "Yes" "NAH F**K THIS S**T IM ENGRAVING THAT"

    #101

    Quite A Few People Took This Sign Literally

    Quite A Few People Took This Sign Literally

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    Roseriver_DSMP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually surprisingly pretty, too.

    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Providing minerals for their diet.

    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People dropped quarters in the water instead of using their quarters to buy fish food.

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    #102

    Not Sure They Intended For The "Grand Opening" Sign To Become Quite So Literal

    Not Sure They Intended For The "Grand Opening" Sign To Become Quite So Literal

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    #103

    They Asked For A Recent Photo

    They Asked For A Recent Photo

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the picture of the card is recent.

    Brunning6
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    It's from 10 years ago.

    #104

    Took It Literally

    Took It Literally

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    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it was a wheelie nice tyre (I'm so sorry)

    Marleinah Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takewheels, but only 1 wheel was taken

    #105

    My Son Wanted To Feel Like He Had An Important Role In Helping Me Cook. Told Him To Keep An Eye On The Oven Tray

    My Son Wanted To Feel Like He Had An Important Role In Helping Me Cook. Told Him To Keep An Eye On The Oven Tray

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    #106

    I Ordered A "Sprinkle Donut". They Took It Very Literally

    I Ordered A "Sprinkle Donut". They Took It Very Literally

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    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time order a sprinkles donut.

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ˜± the donut having a pimple! Glad the rest of it wasen't yellowđŸ€ą

    lefty libra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it look like a pimple

    #107

    Please Flush

    Please Flush

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be one of those counterfeit W***y Wonka bars I read about recently.

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    #108

    My Boyfriend Ordered A Plain Pizza. Literally

    My Boyfriend Ordered A Plain Pizza. Literally

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, what is a plain pizza? Never heard that. Is it just sauce and cheese? Is that not a "cheese pizza" then? lol

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember someone complaining to Dominos that they had got a pizza delivered with no sauce or toppings. turned out he opened the box upside down.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that actually looks delicious...

    #109

    Don't Get A Tattoo In A Language You Don't Understand. This Is Supposed To Be Butterfly In Hebrew, But Instead It's A Literal Translation As In Butter-Fly

    Don't Get A Tattoo In A Language You Don't Understand. This Is Supposed To Be Butterfly In Hebrew, But Instead It's A Literal Translation As In Butter-Fly

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    RedBadgerCan'tSwim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I have no problem with tattoos, I have never understood getting one in a language you don't speak. Except maybe fictional languages.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I kinda liked the tattoo that guy had that said "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese"

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, buttered fly ... *Homer Simpson noises*

    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read Japanese and Chinese. I worked with a lady who thought she had a "Surfer Girl" tattoo in Chinese. It actually read "Wet Pants". I also met a guy who thought he had a ""Cool Dude" tattoo in Chinese. It actually read "Frozen Sausage".

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problem with flying butter, as long as I can catch it when needed for my cooking.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Hebrew tattoo on my arm. BUT, my husband is Jewish, and can read it himself. So I know it says what it says. 😊

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand getting one you can't see

    Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Tattoo artists who do this should have their fingers cut off!

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize that mix-ups happen when dealing with foreigners, right? They probably didn't understand what she wanted.

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    #110

    My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake. Still Not Sure What's The Problem

    My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake. Still Not Sure What's The Problem

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of chocolate

    B đŸ‡ș🇩🇹🇩
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From eastern Canada - we have petit-fours too :) usually a little less sponge-y

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is being jerk to another level

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't see a problem

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* yeah did this for 1st April one year, didn't use the ones with the scourer part tho'. Worked well.! :P

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    #111

    On The Package, It Was Written: "Heat To 120 Degrees." I Don't Know Why It's Not Ready Yet

    On The Package, It Was Written: "Heat To 120 Degrees." I Don't Know Why It's Not Ready Yet

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, but let's be honest, old enough that this was embarrassingly stupid... the directions say "let stand for 2 minutes" which means take it out of the microwave and basically let it cool for 2 minutes. But that's not what I did. I stupidly did it for 2 additional minutes while I stood there...

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous Three stooges act. Take a pill and skip 3 hours. They took a pill and jumped rope for 3 hours.

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one would have worked much better if the instructions were written as "heat at 120 degrees".

    Kristel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get down voted for this? I loved the math humor!

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    #112

    My Son Asked The Elf To Bring Him A Nintendo Switch. He Found This In His Stocking This Morning And Was Sorely Disappointed

    My Son Asked The Elf To Bring Him A Nintendo Switch. He Found This In His Stocking This Morning And Was Sorely Disappointed

    He is now drawing a picture for the elf, trying to help him know what he really wanted

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, it wasn't even funny the first time. Just some smart-a**e prank to pull on someone and disappoint them completely. That's not funny, it's mean.

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    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cruel. One thing to do it to your girlfriend, who is an adult....but to a child is just plain, cruel.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not cruel if he has the real thing

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    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny unless you actually got the Switch

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's what you get for asking elves instead of the Santa... they may be responsible for making the stuff, but I think you need to talk to their manager.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..I worked at Nintendo and I can say with confidence that this is not a Nintendo Authorized Product!