40 Of The Most Ridiculous ‘Scientific’ Diagrams You’ll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?’

Darwinist 5 years ago

Silica the snowman, what a tiny, lightly soul, with a ion beam cut mouth and a platinum nose, and eyes of holes.

38points

Sevenarwen 5 years ago

This needs more upvotes

3points

BeazleBug 5 years ago

What is ridiculous about explaining nanotech to students in a use friendly fashion?

8points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

*sighs* overachievers

8points

Jerry Mathers 5 years ago

Also known as "The Worlds Most Expensive Snowman"

8points

Laura Lawson 5 years ago

That took commitment!

6points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

How is this a ridiculous diagram!? This is awesome!

5points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago (edited)

Scients have hearts,intellengence and sense of humor.

3points

MidnightFury 5 years ago

Aww it's so cute!

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

oh please don't let this be funded by a grant with taxpayer's money....

1point

Jace 5 years ago

The research isn’t about building snowmen. It’s about building and operating machines that can manipulate smaller and smaller pieces of matter. The ability to actually move and arrange molecules is a GOOD DEVELOPMENT, and it is WORTH the investment of research funding. If you want technology to keep progressing, this is how you get that.

18points

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Final score:

229points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

So owls are vultures in drag?

317points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

do not search featherless owls I've seen too much

29points

Darwinist 5 years ago

There are vulture who live up north so they don't shave in order to keep warm.

9points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

😁😃😅😆😀

7points

Deson 5 years ago

Well, like vultures they are carnivorous.

5points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

If you pluck an owl, I've heard they are. Creepy little buggers.

5points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

OMG!

3points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Josurf 3 years ago

Who?

0points

Xan Maranya 5 years ago

Hawks in drag. Vultures eat animals already dead for awhile. The clean-up crew.

-2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago (edited)

Owls have more and softer feathers than most birds—it helps them fly silently.

9points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

Owls have long legs if you lift the feathers

7points

Julia Wolfe 5 years ago

That’s actually very cool.

5points

Sinkvenice 5 years ago

Owl legs are comically long.

4points

John McIlveen 5 years ago

My image of owls is shattered. Strifebeak...4057b9.jpg

3points

Hańka 5 years ago

I don't understand why this illustration is included in the set ... It just shows how fluffy the owls are. What's weird about that?

3points

Fieke Engelen 5 years ago

not weird, just surprising

1point

Vivian Laetsch 5 years ago

Chapter 3: real owls

3points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

The cold hard truth.

2points

Tahani 5 years ago

Quite correct actually...

2points

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229points

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littlesaresare 5 years ago

This is actually a very cool phonology diagram!

155points

Mary Fuller 5 years ago

I'm a voice instructor and this was TOTALLY fascinating to me.

18points

N G 5 years ago

That's interesting, i bet I'm not the only one to read those out aloud

29points

Zophra 5 years ago

yep.. this is really cool.

5points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

person, woman, man, camera, tv

13points

the Kat who says ni 5 years ago

Such a genius!

2points

Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago

Am I the only one that is super confuzled?

9points

Elida Lechuga 5 years ago

The diagram points to the part of the mouth you use to create that sound. Bilabial sounds are the first we produce as babies; mama, papa, etc.

4points

Uriel Grey 5 years ago

There is a book (also audiobook) called the actors book of dialects. It uses the same premise to explain how to correctly pronounce different dialects. The actor who reads the book is epic and highly skilled!

6points

The End Is Nyreezy 5 years ago

That book is fantastic! It was instrumental in my learning dialects and accents years ago.

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I can write a play with these keywords :D

4points

Aahzmandus Pervect 5 years ago

Nothing funny or silly about this.

3points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Taste the rainbow.

3points

Theodore Theodora 5 years ago

Er, this actually is quite a good diagram?

2points

Momma Dubb 5 years ago

This is not ridiculous! It's very useful for speech therapists and English language learners.

2points

The Facebook group in question is called Science diagrams that look like s**tposts and is dedicated to sharing proper science illustrations, figures, and graphs from textbooks and other publications whose editors obviously never bothered to check the end product before printing, thus ending in results that are reminiscent of s**tposting—internet slang for creating content of no value.

The group was created by an internaut named Luke who found these diagrams really funny, while admitting he has no idea why—it just was, and we all understand it, though can’t entirely explain it.

#4

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Final score:

216points

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Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

He went straight through the pole? Oh my... not even a splinter.

58points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

That's why if you're going to drive fast, you should go 180mph (kph?) so that you don't get splinters; because, not only do those things hurt, they're stubborn as the dickins to get out.

7points

Desiree McKinnon 5 years ago

At 180 km the pole comes with you. It's your pole now.

31points

Jack Chandra 5 years ago

99% certain those numbers are kilometers per hour. Reverse image search shows this pic first appearing on an Argentina site 3 years ago.

12points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Lol I automatically assumed it's Kilometers. 50kmh is the speed you can drive in cities.

3points

J JAM 5 years ago

I think that's a pretty effective representation.

9points

Marshk 5 years ago

The lesson I'm taking from this is that it's safest to drive at 180 because you can just keep going through any obstacle.

8points

Dl B 5 years ago

Why does he keep hitting the pole farther down each time? You would think that if the car goes flying in to the air each time that as the speed increases it would it higher up.

7points

Eiden D'Elia 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Forgive me , I laughed.

3points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I'm bothered that the steering column went cleanly through the driver's seat.

2points

Zhaoheng Liu 5 years ago

so the faster the safe

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Did he go through the pole or disintegrate?

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Car went through. He disintegrated.

1point

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Final score:

189points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Oh dear.... ummm... seems like someone has a toddler and had a pet fish...

14points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Don't eat your fish this way. You may get salmonella, pernumia, or choke

10points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

By posting this, you're hindering natural selection.

10points

Anita Marx 5 years ago

I love the face expressions of the fish: smiling (life's beautiful) to (maybe thinking wtf) to angry and finally aggressive to the intruder

8points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

From an educational standpoint, I suspect it's highly effective because it's so memorable.

5points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

mommm i snorted my fishhh

4points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Then he sneezed a scientific project.

3points

MidnightFury 5 years ago

Wtf

2points

Josurf 3 years ago

I know too many people who are extremely invasive-contacting....

0points

Emilingo 5 years ago

I don’t understand. I don’t want to understand. He snorted the fish.

0points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

The caption did not answer my question.

0points

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Final score:

181points

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Little Dino 5 years ago

important information, i'd say

115points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago (edited)

That is if you're a pigeon

17points

N G 5 years ago

I can carry 6 in my tummy

15points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Those are rookie numbers

7points

Bob Connely 5 years ago

Strangely, that doesn't even LOOK like a police officer

6points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

How I wish this was taught when I was in school, would have saved me much embarrassment

4points

Idaho Geekette 5 years ago

A European swallow?

3points

JessG 5 years ago

Now we need a chart to explain how it carries coconuts

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

I carry them in my stomach. Also those are bagels

3points

moeless 5 years ago

Where do birds find these books?

2points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Turn to page 82 to see how he carries 2 more on his feet. Then he would have 4 because he can count on his toes.

2points

Owen Purdy 5 years ago

I wish I’m a bird

2points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

That's great if you're a bird. But how does a person do it?

1point

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

How does a person even leave a donut shop with any donuts still in the bag?

0points

It has over 448,000 members as of this article and even has its own Twitter account with over 500,000 followers. There’s an influx of hundreds of posts each month with members constantly sharing some of the most ridiculous, yet accurate, depictions of all things science.

Shared imagery often involves animals and the natural world, but it’s not just how they depict it, but also what they write. Besides disfigured animals and humans, illustrations that raise more questions than they actually answer, and crappy design in general, there’s also the occasional mislabeling (whether deliberate or not, nobody is truly sure) of illustrations that raise eyebrows at the very least.

#7

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Final score:

173points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Also known as childhood.

140points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

How can you lose something you haven’t yet attained?

15points

Vic 5 years ago

So I'm still a child then..

5points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

When does it end?

3points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 5 years ago

Also known as chocolate cake lol.

2points

YTK 2 years ago

Also known as Saturday

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Wondering about that left hand tho

15points

Eddie Maurer 5 years ago

Mutant

0points

Elizabeth Wilkins 5 years ago

So we are not supposed to eat cake like that?

7points

Misterscooter 5 years ago

I think that kid is in full control.

5points

Blarrg 5 years ago

Right there with you, kiddo.

4points

Kay 5 years ago

That's medal winning optimism not loss of self control

3points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Optimism that you'll lose all those calories

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

Sugar Overload x100

3points

rspanther 5 years ago

It looks like she has it under control, she's using both hands.

2points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

imagine if the pic still had the stock photo watermark lmao

2points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Strongly disagree. This photo sums up the phrase "F**k yeah! I got cake!"

1point

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Final score:

162points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

What the hell!!!!

166points

Tracey Tait 5 years ago

I'm a ER/OR nurse, you would not believe the things I've seen, and helped remove, from colons, rectums and stomachs.

29points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

How did it survive that pre-colonoscopy purge???

39points

RitaGG 5 years ago

My thoughts exactly. And it is MORE than a purge! ;-)

16points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Don't think about it too hard, but it probably flew in while the patient wasn't paying attention.

0points

Isabel Care 5 years ago

The Vesuvius powders do tend to cause eruptions

0points

Laura Lawson 5 years ago

Hmm, I'm not sure about this one. There is no way the ladybug would have survived intact if swallowed. The acid in the stomach alone would have mangled it! And as for going through the back door, so to speak, as someone said: how could it survive the pre-colonoscopy purge? Unless it was...inserted...just before the procedure. So, all in all, I call b******t. I also need to get out more....

31points

Johnny 5 years ago

They said in the case report that the colonoscopy prep may have protected it from stomach acids. https://journals.lww.com/acgcr/fulltext/2019/08000/an_unusual_finding_of_a_ladybug_on_screening.8.aspx

15points

PaulV 5 years ago

Colonoscopy determined that he had a bug up his @ss.

22points

les 5 years ago

Is there any pics of the docs reaction?

17points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I don't need to know about this! Poor ladybug!

14points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

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Deson 5 years ago

oh great. I've got a colonoscopy to deal with in a few days. Yet something else to worry about.

11points

CG2018 5 years ago

SAME!

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Oh hi Mark! :D

10points

ravn 5 years ago

It's a more comfortable fit than a gerbil I guess.

9points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Poor ladybug's having a rough day

8points

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Final score:

162points

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ChaiDai 5 years ago

It's not very small if it's a rock that got in your eye

4points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

no s**t sherlock

4points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

so stupid

2points

Emilingo 5 years ago

I thought the one thumb was a big toe and I can’t get that image out of my head.

0points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

Thank

0points

Tina-Marie Tarrant 5 years ago

Way to go, Captain Obvious.

0points

Ruth Beaty 5 years ago

The little thing in my shoe that drives me crazy and won't get out no matter how much I shake them!

0points

Łukasz Wydra 5 years ago

Am I the only one weirdly uncomfortable by the position of the fingers...?

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Is this from a kid's book or something, because who doesn't know what tiny means

0points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Teeninesy

0points

More often than not, these diagrams are taken out of their academic and scientific contexts, making it raise even more eyebrows, though others, even within context, would still look odd making people think how is this scientific because of how they are visually depicted.

It is interesting to think that s**tposting is, in some shape or form, present in the actual scientific community, especially in physics. There is this metaphor of the spherical cow which is a highly simplified model of a complex real-life phenomenon where a problem is reduced to its simplest form so that brainy people could make the calculations more feasible, despite it being no longer applicable in reality. So, some scientists are used to this.

#10

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Final score:

154points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

So.... brother+sister = dog? Right then!

92points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Be very careful if your children tell you they want to have a dog.

22points

WillemPenn 5 years ago

Maybe they are just warning that if you have sex with a sibling your kids will be dog ugly?

12points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Gives inbreeding a whole new meaning!

10points

Zophra 5 years ago

well this just became a dark family secret of where the dog came from

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

This is not how evolution works

3points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

That's what happens after 2 generations of ferocious incest.

1point

Cordi Schmidt 5 years ago

Why is my first thought 'Fullmetal Alchemist'? :D

1point

Aditya Rendy 5 years ago

this is too much

1point

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

Inbreeding has consequences

1point

Mező Ádám 3 years ago

Incest is win....dog....windog ? XD

0points

i-am-sushi 3 years ago

*looks suspiciously at dog, then at brother and sister* "so... when did we adopt the dog again?"

0points

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

Fun with D**k and Jane? See Spot run....

0points

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Final score:

141points

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Troux 5 years ago

"I confess! I burned the body and hid the skeleton in the police station!"

12points

YTK 2 years ago

“WELL, I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!”

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

The ultimate 'bad cop'

8points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

As in, "good cop" vs "bad cop" method of interrogation. Not sure why the downvote?

5points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

shiiiii...I'd be non-stop confessing! Yes, I sank the Titanic! Yes, I crashed the Hindenburg! Yes, I did start the fire! (HT Billy Joel)

4points

Jennifer Ness 5 years ago

Which is why torture isn't productive

7points

F. H. 5 years ago

When the German cannibal and mass murderer Fritz Haarmann was interrogated in 1924, the police officers lined some skulls of his victims with red paper, illuminated them from inside with light blubs and put them up in his cell. I'm sure that's where Shelby got his idea from.

3points

moeless 5 years ago

The system was never put into use.

1point

Kate J 5 years ago

Good cop, bad cop, dead cop..

1point

kurisutofu 5 years ago

So, ghost Rider?

1point

Chris Ceron 5 years ago

Funded by Shelby Limited, I suppose

1point

Jace 5 years ago

The f**k?

1point

J JAM 5 years ago

It's much easier and economical just to frame him.

1point

#12

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Final score:

140points

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Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

That's what she said.

24points

Dominic Bowser 1 year ago

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0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Those are "invisible" rays because we can see them in the picture.

10points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

That's why he didn't know about the Lady Bug.

8points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Depression in the time of COVID :P

4points

ChaiDai 5 years ago

Sticks and stone may beak my bones, but gamma rays will do more damage

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Jimmy Neutron is definitely immune to neutron radiation.

2points

Whatshername 5 years ago

Quick, hide Figure 6 from the 5G maffia!

1point

Milord Cutter 5 years ago

That's what SHE said.

1point

grey galah 5 years ago

That's a really long "safe word."

-1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

"Ow! Son of a b***h!" - me, being bombarded by invisible rays "Get out the way, you dozy f****r!" - invisible ray winstons

-1point

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#13

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Final score:

138points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! She looks so bored!!!

134points

Courtney Christelle 5 years ago

Yeah, baby... you were great.

18points

Stephen Atwood 3 years ago

Egg﹕ I'm only eating out of boredom.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

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Alison Marchand 5 years ago

I shudder to think what the rest of the illustrations are like in this children's book

20points

My O My 5 years ago

But we have to find out

2points

I am a doge, please, pet me. 5 years ago (edited)

the child of bored ovum is now this brown doggo on the right

7points

5 years ago

wait so the egg EATS the sperm???

5points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

The whole thing started with gross kissing.

5points

Tracey Hyde 5 years ago

That's just messed up

5points

grey galah 5 years ago

i can't help thinking the "oral" image is suggesting something else, which won't get you pregnant.

4points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

I'm pretty it wasn't via the mouth.

4points

Mimi777 5 years ago

I think my child would be a bit confused and even more lost If I showed her this when it came time

3points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

BurnIt-5f4...29b0f6.jpg

3points

#14

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

135points

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Jasmine 5 years ago

I'm uncomfortable.

165points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

so is Sparky

30points

Cami Potter 5 years ago

you're not the only one

21points

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

Thank you, Jasmine. That literally made me LOL!

4points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

The only good thing I can think of is that, the last doggo can easily catch its tail now.

13points

Zophra 5 years ago

I never knew chemistry could be so disturbing...

9points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Chernobyl dogs!

3points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

Why didn't my chemistry book have dogs? Just some boring molecules like thalitomide.

2points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

Excuse me ma'm was your dog recently exposed to radiation?

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Shower thought-Humans deliberately make themselves go off balance to walk after they are standing ( at complete balance ).

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Many a drunken stumble through the streets have given me the same reflection.

0points

ChaiDai 5 years ago

My dog is always unstable when he tries to impress me with a handstand

1point

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago (edited)

This is illustrating the different types of isomers (molecules with the same composition but different shapes). Isomers can be same configuration but in a different conformation (stable vs unstable), or they can be different configurations. I think this is a brilliant illustration.

1point

Mary Peace 5 years ago

The unstable dog looks more stable than I feel today.

1point

#15

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

128points

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Looks like when influencers use photoshop to enlarge their butt, but the background gets a little bit of surgery too.

19points

Kat Kirkpatrick 5 years ago

There are two ways a scoliosis curve can go...side to side, the way it looks in the picture, and front to back (think hunchback). I had the bad luck to have both kinds at once. It was discovered when I was only 11 years old, and was so severe that sugical correction was the only option. I was too far gone for a brace, and leaving it along would have left me in a wheelchair in my 20s and dying a horrible death in my early 30s...the curvature was so severe that my lungs were being slowly crushed by my own rib cage. I had the surgery and have survived to age 53 (so far). I do have some lingering health problems, but I'm alive and have a good quality of life, thanks to one of the best orthopedic surgeons in the country.

14points

Jennifer Ness 5 years ago

Wow, that sounds dreadfull but also amazing! Glad you had access to the surgeon

4points

Thomas Register 5 years ago

This all too realistic. Scoliosis can be terrible.

7points

Eddie Maurer 5 years ago

Yes I have it and am in constant pain, I feel like how that drawing looks

6points

les 5 years ago

so all those influencers actually have scoliosis? i thought it was just bad photoshop, lol

6points

Isabel Care 5 years ago

Feels about right, though I'm wonky and twisted (not bitter, just twisted) further down. Anesthetist trying to give me an epidural said "Stop leaning to the right". I forgot the words "lumbar scoliosis" and said "wonky pelvis" instead. She hadn't read the scan report, half a page on everything that was going to be operated on and "lumbar scoliosis" hidden in the middle of it. I do a great Igor impression

4points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

Wow, I'ma have to go look in the mirror again -- I don't remember my scoli making me look quite like that ...

4points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 5 years ago

Yeah me either lol!

1point

Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Scoliosis does not make your elbow change positions! WTH?

3points

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

I don't know about you, but I think the guy on the right looks like a lot of fun

3points

N G 5 years ago

Scolio is a great dancer

3points

Jenny Nordenborg 5 years ago

As someone who has/had it, it looks very accurate in regard to what it *feels* like, incl the pain :'D

2points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 5 years ago

As someone else who has it, this is painfully (lol) true!

0points

#16

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

117points

POST

Troux 5 years ago

This concept can really only be taught in a hands-on lab setting. Let's investigate with a large sample size. And several jams for variables.

125points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Don't forget the toasty-ness as a variable from un-touched to pure carbon

12points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago (edited)

Sourdough and butter is all I need.

4points

Henry Cheves 4 years ago (edited)

And don't forget honey. We also need to test butter up or butter down. Butter should be a constant.

1point

Dippin Dot 5 years ago

Or "raw toast" and "toast"

8points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Finally, knowledge we can use in real life.

8points

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

You don't say

4points

Gene Johnson 5 years ago

I see Jesus! Oh wait--I think it's Elvis!

3points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

the MIRACLE of science!

2points

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

BIG brain 😂😱

2points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

Look there! It's the face of Lucy (Charlie Brown's therapist). Oh Holy Lucy I spreadeth my jelly over your face.

1point

Johanne Trudeau 5 years ago

I didn't know it looked like that... Well, you learn something new everyday... Really???

1point

postboredom 5 years ago

Really? I couldnt see it before.

1point

#17

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

110points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Poor Mark.

188points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

i was just about to correct you and say "matt" but i realized what you meant

34points

Jill Rhoads 5 years ago

Stick figures can be so cruel.

18points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

pardon?

5points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

what do you mean?

0points

Tracey Hyde 5 years ago

Shouldn't Matt be dancing like no one's watching in one of those frames?

27points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

He’s certainly doing that in his brain, especially after visiting Mark, Mrs. Mark, and all of the little Marklings. Also, the Mark family over-reproduced!

18points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

However, Matt has lived a full and eventful life, did not feel the need to have children, and did not contribute to the worldwide problem that is overpopulation. Yay Matt!

25points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Got to do all kinds of wonderful things: attended plays, movies, concerts; visited every continent except Antarctica and lived in Bangkok for a year and can now speak Thai; have all the sex partners he wants or none if he’d rather not; sings in a high-level choir; can afford to live in San Francisco. Sounds like Matt had a great life.

11points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Matt was convicted of committing 3 counts of premeditated murder when he was 22. He's been serving out his life sentence ever since. Matt was even more committed to reducing the population than y'all give him credit for.

12points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

I love how they used the term mated

10points

Desiree McKinnon 5 years ago

Yeah, I noticed that, too. ANIMALS mate. They could have at least said 'had children'

-1point

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I can see why we are over populated. Be more like Matt.

8points

Zophra 5 years ago

but, Matt has more money.

7points

sbj 5 years ago

Lucky Matt

7points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Freedom of choice.

6points

Seedy Vine 5 years ago

Meanwhile, Matt just keeps on dancing...

6points

#18

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

108points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

So.... angry about being happy, disgustingly happy, inconsolably happy, afraid of his own happiness, surprised that he's happy, and happy that he feels nothing.

63points

Seedy Vine 5 years ago

LMAO @ "inconsolably happy"

12points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

These look like a chart of psychopathic expressions :I

12points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

Look me in the eyes and teel me you didn't laugh at SuHa

11points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Strangest painted Easter eggs I've seen in a while

8points

Cami Potter 5 years ago

all of these freak me out in ways I cannot describe

8points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago (edited)

This chart is so confusing! I'm sure it's for people on the autistic spectrum who have a hard time recognizing emotions in others. I'd have a terrible time too if I had to rely on this chart.

4points

Grandma Shark 5 years ago

He's really good in facial expressions! Makes me really uncomfortable when someone's eyes are not insinc with the mouth expression

4points

Brom Johnson 5 years ago

This chart makes me feel feha

4points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Third one from the right your Honor.

4points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

omg, you got a present for me? I'm so SuHa!

4points

#19

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

108points

POST

Darwinist 5 years ago

How to perform suicide when your nurse isn't looking.

139points

Hans 5 years ago

Seriously, I guess all of this HAS happened in psychiatric hospitals...

27points

DforDorothy 5 years ago

This looks like the nurse is performing suicide.

3points

Clandestine 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Always securely fasten your boneless patients as they tend to ooze

25points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

It's like intestines. One second they're in one place and in the next second, they're woop-woop-...7d6002.jpg

5points

N G 5 years ago

The Trump health care system (in pictures)...

7points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I notice Gretal doesn’t deny it...

4points

Cami Potter 5 years ago

hun that's not how a bed works

7points

Flo 5 years ago

If you're well enough to wriggle that much then you're well enough to go to school!

5points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

I saw something like this in my book we used for my CNA course. I can't figure out how someone can get their head through the gaps in the side rails.

5points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

They’re actually using Gumby, who’s been disguised by some really good makeup and a wig.

1point

DKS 001 5 years ago

how to get a looooooong night's sleep

1point

Jumilicious 5 years ago

"Damn you, Amazon reviews!" Wendy thought, regretting bitterly her drunken online shopping for a hospital style bed as she just couldn't get comfortable...

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

How to put people to sleep.

1point

Emilingo 5 years ago

Is it that hard to lay in a bed?

0points

#20

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

107points

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Troux 5 years ago

The most intense salsa dance ever!

12points

Bhadrika Love 5 years ago

I like this one! Great way to show parallel muscle formation!

4points

Granny Square 5 years ago

$10 on the cat...

3points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

is this Lion-o's parents??

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Human cat tango

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Me and my imaginary cat killing the salsa

1point

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three

1point

Ed Kramer 3 years ago

That's a BIG cat!!!

0points

Josurf 3 years ago

I just told my cat but she was not impressed...

0points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

Remember the dancing cat commercial for Meow Mix? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeP0iyd0sn8

0points

#21

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

103points

POST

ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 5 years ago

covid 19 right there

172points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Troux 5 years ago

Primitive paintball matches.

13points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Blue man's head on backwards.

6points

Erika Jones 5 years ago

AAAH - this makes me never want to go out among people without masks ever again!!

4points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Why you need to wear a bloomin' mask!

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

This book could have saved us a LOT of trouble :/

3points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Cold person vs hot person.

2points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

they forgot to show brown particles

2points

moeless 5 years ago

Superspreader=Kamala Harris.

1point

J Sizz 5 years ago

If you yell BLM you can't transfer the germs.

1point

#22

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

102points

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Little Dino 5 years ago (edited)

this makes me so uncomfortable...

43points

Riani Kivela 5 years ago

I can think of no way to make a picture of two people kissing less appealing than this.

23points

Elizabeth Smith 5 years ago

LMAO

5points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

I...did not need to see this

20points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

I can hear this picture.

19points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

smack smack

1point

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 5 years ago

takes the romance right out of it there...

13points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Once saw a video where the kiss was recorded from inside the mouth. I've...seen........things.....

13points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

I'm never kissing again

9points

Johan Maebe 5 years ago

Add a melting clock and it could been a painting of Dali.

9points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

I mean ... that's better than a cold shower right there.

7points

Ian Bartels 5 years ago

Is it just me or does this kill French kissing?

5points

#23

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

101points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Can I have a trampoline printed with Munch's The Scream?

90points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

This really would be a good idea. I want a tie die trampoline

9points

Darwinist 5 years ago

What about one with political leaders.

5points

elia 84631 5 years ago

Or better replace it with Sonic jump trampoline or Mario mushroom

4points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

to make him smile...

2points

Uncie arlo 5 years ago

May I have that too?

2points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

You mean the 2020 model?

1point

starhunter64 5 years ago

what book is this even from cuz i want a copy

7points

Slave of Kitti 5 years ago

The Elegant Universe by Brian Green I believe, but beware I read around 5 chapters and gave up...

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Yep, you step on a womans face and you will get distorted!

3points

Robert Robi Z 2 years ago

Get off her face, don't you see the grimace of pain?

0points

Ed Kramer 3 years ago

Yeah, and...

0points

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

I want one with the Japanese woodcut, "The Great Wave."

0points

NanZ 5 years ago

Duh!

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

"Distorted" not "most distorted". A jet plane on on it would be "most distorted" .

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago (edited)

no kidddding?

-2points

#24

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

97points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

But, she looks so happy! She's on her way to her own fruit viking costume!

68points

ravn 5 years ago

watermelon...969308.jpg

23points

N G 5 years ago

I like melonie's new hair style

10points

Zophra 5 years ago

Ahhh... but a cantaloupe suggests high self-monitoring?

7points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Or a high degree of recycling awareness :D

5points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

all of us in quarantine

4points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Well, I think its suits her anyway.

3points

Elizabeth Wilkins 5 years ago

or was this a summer time photo shoot, at a party, or Halloween? Those are acceptable

2points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Not all pictures are worth a thousand words. And all of them have been included in this post for reference.

2points

Tracey Hyde 5 years ago

The point eludes me

2points

averageperson 5 years ago

That's no hat, that's a helmet.

2points

#25

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

92points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

The orange peel beetle is a fetishist.

83points

Seonie 5 years ago

Hey, don't kink shame the wee guy! ;)

8points

HigherthantheSky 5 years ago

I see no difference. Humans have been doing it with their left hands and dolls.

12points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

And pillows, cucumbers, other people's husbands, etc

4points

Rachel Arteiro 5 years ago

Go home male jewel beetle, you are drunk.

5points

Cheryle Fuller 5 years ago

looks like group sex on the beer bottle. is this what comes of drinking beer?

4points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

Men will hump anything.

4points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I remember watching a show about these bugs. Apparently the males are attracted to larger, shinier females. So the beer bottle is their sex goddess. Actual females right next to it don't get a look in.

2points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Kinky.

2points

DKS 001 5 years ago

horney little f'ers

1point

rspanther 5 years ago

Go home beetle your drunk.

1point

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

Evidently, these guys will go for anything

1point

#26

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

88points

POST

Jasmine 5 years ago

When you do leg day too much and neglect your upper body.

138points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

And food...

12points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

do I make you randy? do I?

7points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

That skeleton is way too happy about us seeing his buttocks XD

6points

Dippin Dot 5 years ago

Those eyes!

5points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Whats a TFL hmmm

4points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

The Front Leg 🤣

7points

RitaGG 5 years ago

Dat face.

3points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Another Kardashien.

2points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

is that a twerking half skeleton i see

2points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Good to know the scientific terms!

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

I got da booty booty

1point

#27

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

86points

POST

sbj 5 years ago

WTF is going on here? What is this Beast?

10points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

anti-gravity twister?!

8points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

It’s the version to use when you’re too old for regular Twister.

7points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I don't see any muscles or genitals :P

4points

furrybumkins 5 years ago

You can always draw them in.

9points

Darwinist 5 years ago

This is a acupuncture chart

4points

N G 5 years ago

For getting acupuncture during a cervical exam?!

14points

True Blue 5 years ago

I......oh dear god oh....my

3points

DKS 001 5 years ago

nekkered free fallin

2points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

Creasing 😂😂

2points

Jace 5 years ago

WHY IS THIS?

2points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

Every one of those body parts can be shown and labelled with the guy standing with, at least, a shred of dignity. Which raises the question - What aren't we being told here?

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

First book of porn.

1point

#28

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

85points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

I really want to know the context on this one. So many questions!

135points

ravn 5 years ago

Rat lust is beautiful and natural....

21points

Jen Cook 5 years ago

Lol. Me too, and if that's what I look like with lust on my face, I seriously question the judgement of some gents.

2points

jimmy pop 3 years ago

If I remember right, it's different facial expressions for different emotions in a rat. The others were simply cropped.

0points

Shelp 5 years ago

This comes from Frans de Waal's last book, ''Mama's last hug''. There's a whole page with that same rat face expressing different emotions. Actually, this caricature criticises the fact that we don't see that rats can express their emotions, although they do.

20points

Guns N Roses Chick 5 years ago

Does anyone else think his little ratty face has a pair of boobs for a nose?....

6points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Omg I thought I was the only one 😂

1point

Marky Mark 5 years ago

While that is a fine looking mouse, I think a photo of scantily clad couple making out might convey the message better. Unless you're a pontíkiphille, and then you just got horny looking at this.

4points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

"Heavy breathing"

4points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

No

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Maus?

3points

Baked Panda 5 years ago

It's nose looks like breasts

2points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I'm supposed to care whether or not he finds me atractive?

2points

Jace 5 years ago

I’ll... keep that in mind.

2points

#29

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

85points

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La Petite Morte 5 years ago

The little white baby becomes a small black child who grows into a dancing teen girl who matures into 1980's yuppie man. Women spring fully formed from the ether, merge with the 80's yuppie to form a small white baby. Got it.

229points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

No, after that Yuppie-man stage they shrink back to babies. (Also no exit/corpse.) But that kind of infinite loop actually exists, in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

17points

Mia Shinbrot 5 years ago

Apparently only black women spring fully formed from the ether.

8points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Story of my life.

2points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

No, no, no, no! The adult woman turns up and throws an embryo which fuses with a 1980's yuppie when he trips over it and she abandons them. A white possessed baby appears and turns its head 180 degrees and laughs at you before becoming a black boy who has shat himself who then turns into a teenage girl dancing on TikTok and uses photoshop who eventually grows into 1980's yuppie man and the woman comes back ready to throw another embryo at him.

1point

Marnie 5 years ago

@La Petite Mort: LOL :-) (On a side note: I think you meant "preppy", not "yuppie")

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

And it all started with an olive!

11points

Sonder Along 5 years ago

This person has a lot of identity issues.

4points

sbj 5 years ago

There seems to be a lot of transitioning going on here!

4points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I wondered why I was a girl as a teenager. Now I know!

2points

Zoe Snell 5 years ago

Ohh I get it you change gender and race over time

2points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

Change of gender while growing up is sooo common...

2points

Blarrg 5 years ago

Evidently adolescence is the only stage at which one has fun.

2points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Well that’s a lie; I’m pretty sure most people find adolescence hideous beyond hitherato hideousness. Twenties can be hard, thirties get better, forties are great, and fifties can be as well, sixties are a little bit hard, and I’m assuming it’s all differing degrees of difficulty thereon out.

0points

Bhadrika Love 5 years ago

And women exist magically outside the cycle, yet key to starting it. Like God.

1point

b l a n c 5 years ago

so the adult becomes a baby again? well that would explain all the manchildren we get nowadays

1point

#30

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

83points

POST

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Oh come on, it's bearly poisonous.

19points

Zenozenobee 5 years ago

I'll try to remember this one if one day I survive wrestling a polar bear and end up having to eat them...

7points

Jill Rhoads 5 years ago

The liver is poisonous but the rest is fatal if you "meat" one.

6points

Virgil Blue 5 years ago

And the bear itself is pretty lethal too. Especially if you try to eat its liver.

6points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Good to know!

4points

Demongrrrrl Premium 5 years ago

Why was this downvoted?

1point

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

wow i didn't know that! well kids looks like that trip to get some polar bear liver will be canceled!

3points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Interesting fact, it's because polar bear liver has an extremely high concentration of vitamin-A. Vitamin-A is not water-soluble so if you ingest too much, your body can't easily get rid of it. It's been said that one polar bear liver has enough vitamin-A to kill 52 people.

2points

Carlota 5 years ago

Damn! That's what I just had for breakfast

2points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I wasn't going to eat it anyway.

2points

Jace 5 years ago

I’m not planning on eating any.

2points

#31

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

79points

POST

Darwinist 5 years ago

Let me explain the big chill is when all stars die and there is no more heat. The big crunch is when gravity collapses the universe into a black hole. Big rip is when the universe expands so much the fabric of spacetime unravels. Big snap is like big rip but the mini-dimesions unravel too and make a new universe. Death bubble are black holes that turn into strange matter holes that consume the whole universe.

162points

Uriel Grey 5 years ago

Thank you for explaining! Also the term death bubbles sounds like the worst bubble bath ever!

24points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

death bubble being black holes is not correct - thats about vacuum tunneling down to yet lower energy state. Even more crazy story, but mathematically not-impossible one.

6points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Thank you for the sharing of scientific knowledge! I hadn't heard of some of these. My money is on the big chill if the universal expansion just keeps accelerating, but I'd like to see bubbles go far in the tournament.

5points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

Who needs sleep anyway

3points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Death bubbles = False vacuum for anyone interested

2points

Eiden D'Elia 5 years ago

I prefer the term "death bubbles of infinitely certain doom"

0points

lara 5 years ago

Thank you.

0points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Death bubbles sounds fun!

14points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Like a fun band name.

5points

Hunter Spencer 5 years ago

Death bubbles.....

9points

Stimpy 5 years ago

In my upcoming sci-fi story, death bubbles will be the weapon of choice in a technologically advanced put purely soap-based civilization

6points

Eiden D'Elia 5 years ago

Yes

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I'm glad I believe in God.

5points

Shmoopaloop 4 years ago

same

1point

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

I, for one, vote death bubbles. Universe, if your listening, please let that be the way we all go out.

2points

Shmoopaloop 4 years ago

Sadly it is one of the most terrifying ways to die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI - link to kurzgesagat in a nutshell video.

1point

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago (edited)

How the hell did you forget Thanos' snap?

2points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

what's number four?

0points

Emily Ashcraft 5 years ago

i vote for death bubbles

1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

"We are Death Bubble and we're here because Sex Bob-omb is stuck in traffic!"

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

My money's on Entropy ;D

1point

Jesse 5 years ago

That's the Big Chill.

0points

#32

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

74points

POST

Troux 5 years ago

"I need to talk to you about CrossFit, bro..."

108points

ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 5 years ago

me going into the gym and meeting my trainer for the first time

21points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

IKEA now do muscle suits...

6points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

somebody has been jucin'

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Spooky scary skeletons...

3points

b l a n c 5 years ago

send shivers down my spine! but not as much as the muscle man, who doesn't look so fine :/

2points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

"May I speak to you about our lord and Savior Chuck Norris?"

3points

furrybumkins 5 years ago

Night shift meets day shift.

2points

averageperson 5 years ago

Muscle Man is WAAAAYY too round

2points

ellichen 5 years ago

Fight!

1point

JãÿfēäthērØfThûñdērčłäñ 5 years ago

If that's 'episode' 2, I wonder how the rest look... -note- Bölüm=Episode in Turkish according to Doulingo, but I may be wrong, haven't been learning for long-

1point

Serhat Bircan 5 years ago

Actually it is chapter 2. Chapter=Bölüm=Episode in Turkish

2points

#33

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

71points

POST

Leanne Reilly 5 years ago

The one in the right is Irish

88points

Eiden D'Elia 5 years ago

You are correct. I'm Irish so I would know

3points

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

Or a Norway Rat.

0points

Tina-Marie Tarrant 5 years ago

Or Aussie.

0points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

Nope, she's Russian, just like me!

0points

Flare 5 years ago (edited)

I bet it was two different types of alcohol, and the first one either drowned, was on a drug that created a deadly cocktail with the alcohol, or was already dead

16points

Zophra 5 years ago

Naw... the one on the right secretly volunteer to be the designated exercise-wheel spinner.

6points

Jesse 5 years ago

Ethyl alcohol kills rats very easily. They're one of the few mammals that will not drink until they are impaired.

3points

Jace 5 years ago

Why... would they give alcohol to ... a dead rat?

1point

Uncie arlo 5 years ago

They got real drunk

1point

Grandma Shark 5 years ago

Told you to eat something before we go out!

4points

Claire 5 years ago

This is animal cruelty, there's no need to joke about it. Can you imagine upset and angry people would be if these were dogs? But it's okay because they are rats? Speciesism.

3points

Claire 5 years ago

This is animal cruelty, plain and simple.

3points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Guys, the rat on the left isn't dead, it's just super drunk. The one on the right is probably an alcoholic.

3points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Dangit, Todd, pull yourself together

3points

Kitsune Fox Girl 5 years ago

nooooooo rattos :'(

3points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Rats are such fun pets, but they have heartbreakingly short lifespans.

4points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Lightweight! Where's your self respect rat one? C'mon! Back on your feet!

2points

Audrey Tate 5 years ago

Same, left rat. Same.

1point

#34

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

70points

POST

RitaGG 5 years ago

Save this Bored Panda!!!

13points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

This app was hastily developed shortly after to prevent further tragedies

10points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

Beware, pandas ! Don't get bored to death rambling in the woods. Watch your step.

12points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Saddest comic ever...

8points

ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 5 years ago

i would very want to see the full description

6points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I believe this is the paper this illustration belongs to: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/08912963.2011.640400

2points

David Herz 5 years ago

Pandamonium

1point

postboredom 5 years ago

Is this some sort of a personal attack??

1point

True Blue 5 years ago

@o@

1point

I am a doge, please, pet me. 5 years ago

that hole is veerrryyyyyyy deep, propably that hole is 14 years old.

1point

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago (edited)

props to jennifer kane for the wonderful imagination

1point

Ed Kramer 3 years ago

WHAT?????

0points

#35

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

69points

POST

N G 5 years ago

.. .and that your honour...... that's why i bit his finger

150points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

OWW, CHARLIE, THAT HURTS!

33points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

I worked 22 years as an ICU nurse, and I can't figure out what procedure is being illustrated.

24points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Murder

31points

My O My 5 years ago

How to lay a gastric thread

2points

JessG 5 years ago

Perhaps how to open the throat with your finger??

0points

Bhadrika Love 5 years ago

Probably just suggesting distance gauging.

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

How to suffocate someone even if they have a respirator.

9points

Anna Neemus 5 years ago

It's not a "respirator" - it's going down his esophagus.

3points

ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 5 years ago

uck

8points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Nooo, what are you doing????

6points

Forrest McCanless 5 years ago

With a gag reflex as absent as her father . . .

3points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

why does this look like the picture in mark and ethan's chiropractor video

2points

Mimi777 5 years ago

When the dentist has his finger in your mouth and asks u how’s school going

2points

Kimberley 5 years ago

Is this what Cardi B means in WAP?!

2points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

No gloves.

2points

#36

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

68points

POST

Darwinist 5 years ago

Illuminati confirmed but t has too many eyes.

45points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

I counted 13, so that's Iiiiiiluminatiiiiii.

8points

Uriel Grey 5 years ago

Lol i actually learned this during art school! It's how to correctly structure a space using eyes as a guide. It is actually super helpful in keeping proportion correct!

20points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Thanks for explaining this otherwise very strange image. ("eye unit")

2points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

So many choices when building your person unit.

6points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

The angels of old knew their s**t XD

4points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

And that kids, is why mommy knows exactly what you are doing ALL THE TIME!

3points

True Blue 5 years ago

"Sinister diagram" That got me LOL-ing

2points

Jace 5 years ago

From a drawing instruction book, I presume...

2points

Kae Matsuda 5 years ago

Danzo called, he wants "his" Sharingans back...

1point

The Hufflepuff Bookworm 5 years ago

She is like that dude Argus from Percy Jackson. He has eyes all over his body

1point

Gin 5 years ago

It works! Amazing proportions

1point

#37

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

67points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

You could literally say that about any mammal... and if you don't ignore the mouth and internal organs most mammals are doughnuts.

71points

WillemPenn 5 years ago

That is clearly a bread loaf, so it must be a cat.

19points

Brent Kaufman 5 years ago

If you stretch a person about 27 feet in order to straighten out the intestines (large and small) really stretch the entire digestive system, a human is really a fleshy tube open at both ends. So... think about that for a while.

2points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

mmm doughnuts

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

*Fruitcakes

1point

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

It's combable when its mouth is open, but not combable when its mouth is closed.

0points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

uhhhh what a nice dog

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

It's the hover doge it's like the hover cat.

3points

RitaGG 5 years ago

So you are essentially saying a dog is a fuzzy potato?

3points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

I love whoever wrote this text book

3points

Heidi Beck 5 years ago

My cats look like this. The 24 hour buffet is closed

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

That's clearly a werewolf! >:)

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Demon watermelon dog

1point

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

excuse me?

1point

Robert Robi Z 2 years ago

It looks more like a cat loafing

0points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

That's not a dog.

0points

#38

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

65points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Nice 3rd leg you've got there!

9points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

you put your other right leg in, you put your other right leg out, you put your other left arm in too, & ya shake 'em all about...

5points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Great. Now I'm going to have this stuck in my head

1point

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Show off!

3points

Danny Heath 5 years ago

Still unbeaten in a three legged race! And champion juggler!

2points

True Blue 5 years ago

I just....no please NO!

1point

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

This is how you learn to be in 2 places at one time. Take it an appendage at a time.

1point

Ed Kramer 3 years ago

The Hokey Pokey!!!!

0points

guy greej 5 years ago

vitruvian man exercises

0points

Peter Spencer 5 years ago

Multi-limbed Indian God?

0points

My O My 5 years ago

Hands up. Can anyone of you perform this excersize correctly?

0points

#39

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

64points

POST

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

But we have children :D

34points

Mishte Tine 5 years ago

Like they said... : ) Growth is the cure

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

When you run out of kids to test your kid motorcycles.

9points

Jace 5 years ago

That doesn’t look fun at all.

4points

Letty Scheld 5 years ago

Never heard of minibikes? Grown-ups ride them in races. It's very common.

4points

ravn 5 years ago

What does the picture have to do with miniaturisation though. The rider must be at least 8 feet tall!

3points

Eiden D'Elia 5 years ago

The bike is mini

0points

Zophra 5 years ago

mind in the gutter! heh heh

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Yep, and this one reached it!

0points

Nothanks L. Walk 5 years ago

thats not a bike thats a prostate massager.

-1point

JoeBidenSucks 5 years ago

BIG FUN

-2points

#40

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

59points

POST

Demongrrrrl Premium 5 years ago

Depends on how much you like "Dancing Queen".

164points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Omfg I laughed out loud and scared the cat XD that made my day

20points

Craymoss 5 years ago

Shut up and take my upvote.

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!!

2points

C. Mayo 5 years ago

Worst spelling of Swedish supergroup "Abba" I've ever seen.

3points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

It’s easy to get confused when you’re working in an alphabet other than your own...

1point

Caroline Melzer 5 years ago

Said the monkey to the chimp.

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

This is a graph theory chart with the arrow being relationships and arrow back to the nodes they started at are self thoughts.

2points

Hans 5 years ago

It takes a few moments to do that task manually, though. :)

2points

Thomas Register 5 years ago

Looks to me a lot like a fuzzy cognitive map.

1point

Stimpy 5 years ago

Looks a bit like a debruin graph. In that case the answer would be yes

-1point

Teri Hawk 5 years ago

I know that Fred Flintstone has to figure in there somewhere........

1point

Casey Payne 3 years ago

This is the current state of maternal healthcare in America. A = damned if you do, B = damned if you don't. Only one way in, no way out, and it is all expensive and you may very well die. Good luck.

0points

Ed Kramer 3 years ago

I donno!!!!

0points

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

Sending an S.O.S.

0points

GC Rovario-Cole 5 years ago

Only if the monkey says it to the chimp.

0points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

Ok. Why is this one so damn funny! LOL

0points

#41

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

37points

POST

Jordan Rogers 5 years ago

Master Splinter?

49points

Zophra 5 years ago

forget reversing aging... getting the mouse to walk upright with the cane is quite an achievement!

16points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

They rolled a nat 20

6points

Eric Mac Fadden 5 years ago

RPG does miracles when you roll the dice right!

4points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

oh my

2points

Wonderful 5 years ago

So it makes him taller and not need a cane. Cool.

0points

A Jones 5 years ago

apparently scientists have bipedal mice and give them tiny canes as they age with motor impairment.

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Engineered virus.

0points

#42

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

37points

POST

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

not worth nagging a manatee...

20points

N G 5 years ago

Yes, i can see the manatee

9points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Heh. Good one.

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

The have to use sonar somehow.

1point

Richard Brown 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Manatee there, too.

0points

#43

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

36points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Obviously French goats wear berets while viewing the Eiffel Tower. How else would you know they're French?

71points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

They say "Bleh" instead of "Blah", obv.

18points

Rachel Arteiro 5 years ago

No, a tourist goat wears a berets trying to pass as a french goat. The french goats are laughing.

13points

Shoddy 5 years ago

Their accents of course.

10points

Martz Migraña 5 years ago

But there's not a baguette!! Man, I'm not so sure if it's genuinely french that ram :(

6points

Isabel Reggiardo Sánchez 5 years ago

And the hat, very important item for the goats fashion....

0points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Rams are sheep. Male goats are bucks

-1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Poor animals :'(

4points

Blarrg 5 years ago

I think I need a sterilization gun. The single-dose model that leaves "extensive skin damage" would be fine.

1point

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

cruel

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Bollocks to that!

0points

Cheryle Fuller 5 years ago

i. you do it slowly, do the rams notice they're getting sterilized?

0points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Why are they using a corkscrew in the ram's nuts?

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

They clearly need to be popped...do you have a better idea?

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

X-raying goat a**s tumors. Sound like a good solution for cancer to me.

0points

#44

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

36points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

How nice that the diagram is reassuring you on his emotional well being.

46points

Jace 5 years ago

Not emotional. Physical. He’s being divided by a plane (like a sheet of glass).

5points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I need context XD

5points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Allow me to fill in the blanks. These are the 3 common ways to get your head stuck in a pane of glass.

8points

Eirik Johnsbråten 5 years ago

Next time someone asks me "how are you?" I'll say "anatomically speaking, I'm fine".

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Dude. Is you okay?

1point

Brom Johnson 5 years ago

I like the implication that the one on the bottom is depressed

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

xyz planes easy math.

1point

My O My 5 years ago (edited)

Coronal plane!It's been there all the time

0points

#45

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

35points

POST

Darwinist 5 years ago

How to use you whiskers 101

20points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

And ears

5points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

I do this too when I'm disgusted

5points

LAP 5 years ago

Something would have I be pretty disgusting to disgust a rat!

1point

RitaGG 5 years ago

Happy mice curl their ears.

1point

Kitsune Fox Girl 5 years ago

rats actually do this, my furbabies do at least

1point

Richard Brown 5 years ago

Rotate your whiskers for fun

0points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

Usually it's the opposite for our beloved men, no?

0points

Jace 5 years ago

Wut

0points

averageperson 5 years ago

I feel like it should be the opposite...

0points

#46

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

34points

POST

ANDREA SERRANO MORALES 5 years ago

were all fueled up for the nightmare trip, woooohooooooo

35points

Erika Jones 5 years ago

What happened to his lips and eyelids!?

8points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

He lives in a bad part of town and they were gnawed off by rats.

6points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

not what I'd hoped for at 11PM. aborting sleep mission.

3points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Creepy

3points

Little Dino 5 years ago

ummm...ok then

3points

True Blue 5 years ago

I want to know the context of this

2points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

This was a good sample group to solicit feedback for the new dating profile pic.

2points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

Noooooo. I am done for a week😨

2points

elia 84631 5 years ago

Looks like it something came from Adult Swim

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Okaaaaay..??

0points

#47

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

34points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago (edited)

Yup, the nose, mouth, tongue, throat, eyes, hands, arms, and stomach are all completely unnecessary to the act of tasting wine! Just the brain, a glass, and wine. So simple.

25points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

A nice glass of a northern California Merlot. Warmth. Yum.

1point

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I'm an alcoholic.. Whatever that is up above didn't happen for me when I "tasted wine" 🍷 it was more like Pooh Bear with his honey jars. I don't know how many times I put shots of vodka into my wine or beer. I'm now 18 months sober.

7points

Blarrg 5 years ago

Go Tiffany!

2points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

LOOK - SMELL - TASTE - DRUNK

3points

Jace 5 years ago

Wine tasting is a game of imagination.

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I'm two steps ahead! ;D *uncorks some Rosé*

2points

True Blue 5 years ago

"Anyone" really tho are you sure?

1point

ellichen 5 years ago

Not much think left after look, taste and smell though

1point

Sonder Along 5 years ago

How to look pretentious

1point

J JAM 5 years ago

I guess the think part encompasses pretentious douchery.

1point

Kitsune Fox Girl 5 years ago

Hands? Who needs 'em! I use my telekinetic brain powers!

1point

#48

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

34points

POST

Soodney 5 years ago

I demand Ketamine

41points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Probably some weed that has been approved by the FDA

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Yay, ketamine for everyone! :D

2points

Oscar Guerrero 5 years ago

Lego Yoda.

0points

Jace 5 years ago

And when they’re not kept in cages, and when they have socialization opportunities, and a sense of agency, they don’t get depressed (and don’t have an interest in drugs).

0points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

I'm curious as to what could make a mouse depressed... Besides the cat

0points

My O My 5 years ago

Genetically altered probably in a way that depression kicks in at a certain age or when given a certain trigger (usually a chemical that is injected and leads to either disabling or enabling a gene in specific cells). Depression probably defined by the lack of certain neurotransmitters in critical parts of the brain.

0points

averageperson 5 years ago

Mice get depressed??

0points

Seedy Vine 5 years ago

Well, I mean... look at their career prospects... I'd be depressed too!

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

I bet Ketamine is a fancy word for Cbd, weed, and all the drug mixed together.

-3points

Jesse 5 years ago

Nah. Clinically ketamine is used to start and maintain anesthesia. Recreationally it introduces a trance state (K-hole)

3points

#49

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

33points

POST

Catlady6000 5 years ago

WTH have they done to those horses?!?

33points

Andrew Bridge 5 years ago

Read the title, it's not a horse it's aids

7points

Elea Bell 5 years ago

Okay y'all, this is a diagram of the curvature of a horses muscles depending on how they're turning in response to pressure from the reins and the legs of a rider, including the legs and the hands so the connection can be made, and excluding the rest of the rider because that's not directly communicating with the horse.

10points

Cami Potter 5 years ago

what am i looking at

7points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Don't make horse centipede. Human centipede is already gross enough.

7points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

yes all horses come with legs and hands attached to them. its only natural.

7points

Sonder Along 5 years ago

Lol this could have come from one of my pony club manuals. It looks pretty strange but it’s illustrating how your legs, hands, and reins should be held in relation to the horse to get them in the right frame and bend through their back and neck properly.

6points

starhunter64 5 years ago

i am VERY cunfused right now

4points

Erika Jones 5 years ago

Genetic engineering has gone way too far!!

3points

Eric Soliday 5 years ago

Zoinks!? It's the headless horseman. (Scooby) Headress horesran ro nooo

1point

True Blue 5 years ago

Waht da fauq!?

1point

#50

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

33points

POST

Elisabeth Byrne 5 years ago (edited)

Poor things. Brachycephalic animals are not cute they are poor deformed suffering animals. Breeding brachycephalous animals is one of the worst forms of animal abuse. Deliberately breeding deformed sick animals who will live a lifetime of suffering is disgusting, cruel, selfish, and irresponsible, 😠🤬😢

25points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Poor cats :'(

13points

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

This is just sad

9points

Jace 5 years ago

It’s all awful. Stop breeding animals into defects!

8points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Types of grumpy cats 101

5points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

brachycephalic Persian is angry: stop modifying genetically the animals!

1point

Val Izhakevich 5 years ago

So Yoda is an extremely flat-faced Persian. Good to know.

0points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Second cat is going to murder someone tonight

-3points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

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#51

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

33points

POST

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

So we have flat earthers, sphere-ists, and sausage-ophiles?

69points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

The sausage model is so much more convincing !

10points

Darwinist 5 years ago

long earthers exist. what

8points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

Heaven for "Pickle-Earthers"🤣

5points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

at first i thought this was a representation of how liquid comes out of the p*nis

2points

JessG 5 years ago

It really would be helpful to know the context on some of these

1point

My O My 5 years ago

There is a tale about all the earth being flat on the back of a giant lindworm

0points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

even planets are dildos if one is brave enough

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

no!

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Delicious with some sauerkraut :D

0points

I am a doge, please, pet me. 5 years ago

yeap, that is america

-2points

#52

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

32points

POST

Darwinist 5 years ago

Dino with googly eyes

21points

N G 5 years ago

That's actually terrifying!

6points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

It’s the nails for teeth that gets to me.

2points

Sonder Along 5 years ago

How can we make this skull less scary for the kids? ... Dang it, Bob! You made it worse!

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Still less scary than the man with no lips and headlights for teeth

1point

Guns N Roses Chick 5 years ago

"Whaaaaaaaat? There's gonna be a Big Bang and all is dinos are gonna be wiped out? Are you s******g me?"

1point

elia 84631 5 years ago

Monstercat uncaged cat scull

1point

A Jones 5 years ago

Here's a lesson in how to get more visitors to a museum

0points

Boop 5 years ago

Again, I cannot breathe

0points

#53

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

29points

POST

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

this death is in the film 'Witness' with Harrison Ford

21points

StinkyMonkey 5 years ago

And in The Dressmaker.

3points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Actually, this seems pretty smart. I've heard suffocation deaths in grain silos are awful and fast.

15points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Yes, that's why you always carry you 55gal drum with the ends removed when working in a grain silo

9points

Sarah Luna 5 years ago

A family friend died this way, he had his hoodie tied around his mouth when they recovered him. Just took a misstep...and then he suffocated in slow motion.

4points

JessG 5 years ago

Oh my gosh!! That's so awefull! I can't even imagine dying like that :(

0points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 5 years ago

dude is long buried as you are out trying to remove the ends from a 55 gallon drum....

4points

Seedy Vine 5 years ago

Now I know what to do the next time I'm stuck in a grain silo.

2points

Flo 5 years ago

Where's the massive tin opener kept?

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Diy doomsday bunker.

0points

#54

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

29points

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Laura Martian 5 years ago

apparently you need a really long tongue to send the message

33points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Wet w*****s made simple.

2points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

;)

0points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Is it distance related, do you think?

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

this is why english is so hard.

7points

Isabel Reggiardo Sánchez 5 years ago

Brand new COVID-friendly communication method

1point

Val Izhakevich 5 years ago

Eyes would be enough.

0points

#55

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

25points

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Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

The dangers of continuously a**l sex :P (prolapse)

4points

Darwinist 5 years ago

This chart show where this is most viruses and bacteria

3points

Hannah M 5 years ago

OK, because, let's be honest here, I really was wondering...

5points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

My ex!

3points

Heidi Beck 5 years ago

I know that guy

1point

Isabel Care 5 years ago

It is very puckered. Measuring round the edges, it would be much bigger.

0points

Rachel Arteiro 5 years ago

What in the name of God is a body hole and where exactly is located?

0points

Alex Newell 5 years ago

Nose, ears, pores, urethra, tear ducts... I might be forgetting some

1point

N G 5 years ago

Places where the sample was hidden

0points

Dippin Dot 5 years ago

Do I have a body hole???

-1point

Shoddy 5 years ago

No. You don't really need them.

2points

#56

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

23points

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Maria R 5 years ago

... or, just lay flat on your back and float.

58points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

We all float down here, Georgie.

12points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

I struggle to float... My legs drop... However, I can tread water, and it's taught to kids in swimming lessons. It is tiresome, but much more effective than floating.

7points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Wouldn’t you be less visible to someone who might rescue you?

3points

Jesse 5 years ago

You can't do that at sea.

1point

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

good advice except when there are waves

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Kicking like a frog is a huge waste of energy. Gentle scissor kicks like walking underwater are much more efficient and less exhausting.

9points

Darwinist 5 years ago

It says to do "skulling". I means to do it by the power of grayskull

1point

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Does this work in grain as well?

1point

Saint Thomas 5 years ago

There's enough place or 2 on the door !

1point

Tracey Hyde 5 years ago

Don't worry, the sharks won't notice all that kicking and hand paddling

1point

Davor Jelacic 5 years ago

The how to drown instructions?

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Hey, this is pretty informative

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

I drowned watchin..glglgl

0points

Jace 5 years ago

I wouldn’t ever learn from this chart. I can’t even remember how I learned it myself. I do remember being harassed at the YMCA swimming lessons, though.

0points

#57

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

23points

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Darwinist 5 years ago

Blood flow of a chicken.

17points

averageperson 5 years ago

Are we even sure that's a chicken? Looks like a horribly mangled ostrich to me.

9points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

Who said it was a chicken?

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Somebody needs to see a real live chicken XD

4points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I didn't realise they had that many hands.

1point

MadMom 5 years ago

Well, there's your problem!

1point

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Stop looking at me, swan

1point

RitaGG 5 years ago

Popeye's chimkin sammich.

1point

A Jones 5 years ago

Who drew this? David Lynch???

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

and a big heart

0points

#58

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

22points

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$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

So Travolta was the father in that "Junior" movie featuring a pregnant Schwarzenegger ?

20points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

All this time I thought it was Emma Thompson...

4points

MERCI LANGSTON 5 years ago

Hey, I just finished that movie last night.

2points

Nothanks L. Walk 5 years ago

As opposed to devito? yahI think so

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

two men I don't care for.

1point

JessG 5 years ago

This is actually a good explanation as to how punnet squares work

0points

I am a doge, please, pet me. 5 years ago

a*s-chin

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

They better get paid for this XD

0points

Darwinist 5 years ago

cleft sperm and uncleft sperm hmmmm

-1point

#59

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

21points

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Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

Tedious Stomach Exercise?

32points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

Nah, standing up for tse-tse fly.

12points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Tough standing experience.

6points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

T.S. Eliot

3points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Terrible sharting etiquette. Pratice with your chair before doing it on your toilet.

7points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

I know a kid who's last name is Tse.

1point

Richard Brown 5 years ago

When you miss your dead Chinese friend Tse and see their ghost when you sit down

0points

Mary Peace 5 years ago

Reason to stand up - Take Some Exercise.

0points

Go Hawks 5 years ago

They spelled "Tsk Tsk" wrong!

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Tse me about to stand. Tse me standing. Tse me for more terrible jokes.

0points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Figure 19 is a good representation of the mind skipping out of an uncomfortable conversation while the body has to remain.

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Terrible Supper Etiquette.

0points

Kimora Cameron 5 years ago

exorcism 101

0points

#60

Funny-Odd-Science-Diagrams

Final score:

20points

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Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Why is the egg-producing chicken a rooster?

38points

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

I was thinking the same thing!

3points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

It's called magic.

1point

Blarrg 5 years ago

Because making egg-producing hens requires a rooster?

1point

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Because roosters hatch from eggs as well, regardless of breed. They're usually macerated or gassed directly after hatching because they're not profitable enough to be raised for meat (look it up, it's saddening), but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

0points

Cat 5 years ago

if not meat or eggs, what is the general purpose of the chicken?

5points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Lots of roads need crossing?

8points

Jace 5 years ago

General purpose?

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Shopping, cleaning, DIY. You know, the usual.

1point

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Since we can see the word "egg", can we finally conclude the egg came before the chicken?

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

meat has more meat duh

1point

Katchen 5 years ago

What is a “general purpose” chicken used for?

0points

Jon S. 5 years ago

Eggs and meat

0points

A Jones 5 years ago

Where's the 4th? Like a pet chicken? They exists.

0points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

General purpose

0points

Heidi Beck 5 years ago

Encouragement?

0points

Jim Ellington 5 years ago

I enjoy a big, white c**k from time to time.

0points

Not Who You Think 5 years ago

You totally misused “begs the question.” Begging the question is an informal fallacy that occurs when an argument’s premises assume the truth of the conclusion, instead of supporting it. It is a type of circular reasoning: an argument that requires that the desired conclusion be true. It does not mean “the following question should be asked.”

-2points