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If you've ever worked in an office, used municipal buildings or lived in a city, chances are, you already know what public notices are — bland, dull, usually complaining and rarely funny posters that tell us somewhat useful information about all kinds of things. For a prankster, though, street signs or a note out in public is an easy opportunity to get a guaranteed audience for their smart jokes. When the note is a passive-aggressive complaint about something petty, the urge to give an appropriately hilarious response or make an office prank out of it must be downright irresistible!

We here at Bored Panda have collected a list of times when (mostly) well-meaning notices were mercilessly trolled with funny jokes by people who just had to take the bait and leave their mark. Scroll down below to check the office jokes, frivolous complaints, and blatantly hilarious remarks out for yourself!

#1

Funny Poster Spotted In Cambridge: Friendly Neighborhood Note Banter

Funny Poster Spotted In Cambridge: Friendly Neighborhood Note Banter

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Toby Comics
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how counsel... rolls :D I'm going to regret that

BusLady
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Bozo actually came back to see if someone returned his bike.

Aaron Kara
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You dont hear 'bozo' much these days

Patricia Ross
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the words of Emily Litella, "never mind."

DaVo
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How convenient that both posters had exactly the same paper and marker...

Stina Kolling
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, white paper & black marker are both so RARE! what a coincidence!

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cwa92464
Community Member
7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, I'm 100% serious...What is a "handicap pole"? Is it where the sign is to mark a handicap parking spot?

carl remedios
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

이용이유가생기는곳 먹튀검증 안전노리터 go

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    #2

    Here Is An Office Joke

    Here Is An Office Joke

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send 10 dollars in a brown paper bag!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they ever catch the purple marker bandit?

    C.Marrero
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend say that he still stealing purple makers Edit:since when you can edit post!

    meerakat5
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, why am I laughing so HARD!!!

    Notsoswift
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harold took it..............nevermind, that was a crayon

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    #3

    The Coffee Maker At My Office Got A Public Notice

    The Coffee Maker At My Office Got A Public Notice

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a great sense of humour. 😜

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously not your cup of tea...

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mot sure if I want technical things to have a personality.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure. I don't. Do you really want your laundry machine giving you sass?

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    #4

    A Smart Joke On A Public Notice

    A Smart Joke On A Public Notice

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have posted an picture of an elephant with an arrow saying - Here's my friend Eddie, and Eddie is no flyer. Remove him if you can.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that there's a rocket big enough somewhere, that we can make that elephant fly.

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    Ivan Bratić
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my native language,can saomeone explain this to me please?

    CM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds that don't fly (referred to 'no flyers') ;)

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they had the heart to remove it--this is brilliant.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh....too me while but was worth it :D

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is awesome!!! 😂😂😂😂

    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you call the post ?

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    #5

    Alaskan Office Joke

    Alaskan Office Joke

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure they're tastier too

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will the bear know, until he takes a bite? Lol

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    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I just this sign near me office, I live in Australia. *Sarcasm*

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be afraid to go outside, period.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have to be fast...I just need to be faster than you...

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chubby fella felt real popular all the sudden.

    Victorius Pribadi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder people ask me to go safari with them

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    #6

    Office Joke

    Office Joke

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is full of disappointments

    Mortimer Snerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    27 likes? Is everyone on here depressed? Geesh. Life is full of infinite opportunities no matter who you are or where you've been. Stay on target.

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    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This discussion requires coffee and special brownies

    Tanksear Industries
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the kind of thing Jim would put to prank Dwight

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the printer feels better now :)

    Patricia Elliott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh out loud on this one. Awesome come back.

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *smiles* *stops smiling eventually* *plunges into deep thought*

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    #7

    The People At This Office Couldn't Help Themselves With This Public Notice

    The People At This Office Couldn't Help Themselves With This Public Notice

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want your mug used keep it at your desk, not in a kitchen cupboard.

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in an office and we have a large kitchen. I bring my own mug in which gets put in the dishwasher nightly by the night crew. It's untouched and always readily available for me to find the next morning in the shared cupboard! It's about being respectful of other people's stuff!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who was that way about his car. If anyone walked near his car, he freaked. "Did that guy touch my car?"

    Teresa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the reindeer mug.

    Heidi Matsumoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loooooool i love this kind of teasing..... at least they just touched it...

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    #8

    My School Tried Locking Us Out Of The Bathrooms. Retaliation Followed

    My School Tried Locking Us Out Of The Bathrooms. Retaliation Followed

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that kind of punishment??? Let's punish averyone for the one guy that messed up? I hope no one is sick or this gonna be a real mess.

    rj44
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably locked waiting for a plumber to unclog the line. You don't want someone using the toilet KNOWING it won't flush when they're done. It's not punishment. It's preventing a bigger problem.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fitting response. The even worse problem is if you have to go number 2. I hope the girls restroom isn't locked too and they can use it

    Tisha Bell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's an OSHA violation. You can't deny your workers/students the right to the bathroom.

    SMCpuppy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just think about being on your period when this happened

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it even rhymes. The class poet wrote this.

    Valereee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be sorry that they locked the door!

    meerakat5
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This..... this, this is JAIL!!!!!!

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a rather stupid thing to do

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    #9

    Smart Jokes

    Smart Jokes

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the packaged foods. You might be more their type.

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok buddy.. i feel ya.. 😪😪😪

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh so much, I cried.

    Teresa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Users. All of them to a can.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! and now I am " singing" Lonely hearts club / ....um song , don't know the name.... by Elvis Presley ...only lonely cans ....

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He then spent the night getting caned

    WhiteNightMoon
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Failing to see how this poor excuse of a joke is relevant.

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    #10

    The Office Fridge Prank

    The Office Fridge Prank

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food thieves are worst, Still the last one is funny!

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, sausage thieves are the wurst...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some Exlax in it, and watch the fun begin!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person doing this was the reason for installing a hidden camera in my company. They caught the woman stealing food, fired her and pressed criminal charges against her. It's really not funny if someone steals your food from the company fridge, and it wasn't funny for that woman.

    Linouchka 99
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaw... :-( I think I would have had a conversation with her first : asked her why she had to steal food, if she couldn't afford her own, and why, or what could be done so that she would stop ? There always is a different path you can try. (and I wish the BP page would stop jumping up and down !!)

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    Ohio Hands
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those foods are even appealing, you couldn't pay me to steal and eat green juice.

    Emely Mejia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they should set a camara on the kitchen

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an a*****e...

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nice Snapple and ipecac drink is needed in this fridge ,

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    #11

    Do Not Deny My Needs

    Do Not Deny My Needs

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But short people need jobs, too! That's discrimination!

    Alexandra Perry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! This one made me really LOL!!

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They can't reach the lock to open the damn place? Can't they get on each others shoulders like on the Our Gang movies? (Holy s**t I dated myself there and people are going to really take that out of context.)

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randy Newman said it best: Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Round here

    Vsevolod In
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "short" means short of staff so they can't run the store,seems I was wrong

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems none of the seven dwarfs reach the high expectations of customers ...

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    #12

    When Dad Leaves A Misspelled Note

    When Dad Leaves A Misspelled Note

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    Jessica A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this. Handel does look rather taken aback!

    Elena Watt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in English. If they were German then maybe, but the accepted spelling in the English language omits the umlaut. Just like how English speakers don't spell "Putin" with the Russian lettering. See, I can be pedantic too.

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    just a hamilfan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sending this to my music appreciation teacher

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet dad will attempt a comeBach soon!

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    #13

    Just Like My Ex

    Just Like My Ex

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    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day at work. Forgot lunch. Only had a 10 dollar note on me. Went to the vending machine. Put my order in. Didn't give it to me and didn't give my 10 bucks back. My stomach groaned and I was frantically pressing the CANCEL button. I went hungry all day. Lesson learnt: NEVER TRUST A VENDING MACHINE.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now refer to all my exes as vending machines.

    Dina Voormey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean ...she didn't earn it??

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    #14

    The Poster On My Teacher's Door Was Tagged, This Was Her Response

    The Poster On My Teacher's Door Was Tagged, This Was Her Response

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tagging is no different from pissing on things.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except paint/ink/w/e smells different than p**s.

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    Jasmine Herman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY thats better then any grade ive ever gotten

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused on what the tag is

    Captain Marvel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone leaving their name/mark on something that does not belong to them. Look to the left of the teacher's "assessment," you can see a corner of a poster with somebody's scribbles on it.

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    #15

    Not Accepting Change

    Not Accepting Change

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. you gotta deal with it, like it or not.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the machine fixed before everyone dies of thirst.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh now I need to carry sticky notes with me, *Impressed by this sterling example of...something*

    Toby Comics
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    7 years ago

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    So you're never gonna change your food/drinks supply?

    #16

    My School Has Motivational Photos Put Up Everywhere And This Is A Great Response To One Of Them

    My School Has Motivational Photos Put Up Everywhere And This Is A Great Response To One Of Them

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend told me he couldn't stand, being in a wheelchair

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can’t stand up for themselves...

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice to see someone standing up for their rights

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they could argue for a ramp to success - nah, they don't have a leg to stand on. . .

    brider surris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a disabled person - I approve! It's hilarious, and reminds abled people to check their privilege! Also, that quote always annoys the heck out of me.

    Paige Loewen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these comments are people making standing jokes lmao

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ignore them. they're just trying to get a rise.

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    Ozzy Lusth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me laugh because what about the god damn handicap

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    Ozzy Lusth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this actually made me laugh like what about the god damn handicap

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    #17

    Emergency Exit

    Emergency Exit

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seal looks so frightened to be removed.

    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY CAN THIS NOT HAVE MORE UPVOTES?? cute and funny lmao

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the teacher who sees it is like "Oh darn".

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he praying not to be removed?

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    add some eyes and that almost looks like a seal...

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    #18

    This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

    This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

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    Ann Rocks
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxes for high fructose syrup (sugar) has increased. It increased more for artificial sweeteners (zero and lite)

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent question, actually.

    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So fed up of having to pay more for full sugar drinks because I won’t touch aspartame with a barge pole!

    Alexandra Perry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent question. I said the same thing about Diet Coke *L*

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    #19

    My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

    My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

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    GB1997
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bossed it, as I was reading the 16 year old's note I was thinking shes going to wish she didn't do that...

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was a code in the red letters.

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a way, there is. The teacher that was corrected by the student edited the same student's grammar mistakes!

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to write "16" instead of "sixteen" in a handwritten note. Otherwise, excellent.

    Rosie McLeod
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - you're meant to use numbers after ten, even typing

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a grammar Nazi is someone who corrects someone else's writing, but does it wrongly? Do we respect the person who did it correctly because they did it correctly, or because they were smart-assing at the wrongly-written note?

    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a Grammar Nazi is someone with no life and no self-esteem and the only way they can feel good about themselves is to act like they are intellectually superior to others. Correcting someone's grammar is only one of the ways they do this.

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    Duck Duck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait how do we know they are a she?

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, using numerals with ages is quite appropriate. The rest of the corrections, though, are well-deserved.

    Tanksear Industries
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *annoying voice* Well actually, there's an apostrophe in "Teacher's."

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice, I love correcting people!!

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    #20

    Our Office Relocated Some Equipment. A Ninja Turtles Fan Had A Quick Response To The Posted Notice

    Our Office Relocated Some Equipment. A Ninja Turtles Fan Had A Quick Response To The Posted Notice

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more than once.

    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is going to say it? Ok then... KAWABANGA!

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh. Thank you.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only gets better if some people actually dressed up like Ninja Turtles and went to room 207 looking for the Shredder.

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    #21

    Found This At Work Today

    Found This At Work Today

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open coffee can, get a fistful, shove it down your throat and drink warm water. Ta-Da!

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but not with a fork and/or knife!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the person who wrote this note learned that the hard way.

    C.Marrero
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use a spoon?

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    #22

    An Appropriate Question

    An Appropriate Question

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the window is also somewhat taken aback

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol - a house near me has "This property is alarmed" - They play very loud music. I snuck out late one night and pinned "This property is not happy either" on the ajoining door

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Door is on the watch!

    #23

    When Is A Door Not A Door?

    When Is A Door Not A Door?

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    Michaela Fieberling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that joke with my husband once... sadly, he didn't really get it... even after I wrote it down for him^^

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not try and open the door, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no door. Then you'll see that it is not the door that opens, it is only yourself."

    Genevieve
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how DO you explain it???

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Rick and Morty, they explain this. There's a thing called Fake doors because normal doors are too Meh..

    Brandon Collinsworth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't Even Worry. Don't even... Give it a Second Thought. See it at the bottom of our screen, below our name.and the other slogan being, "What are you worried about?" come get FAKE DOORS! Get in here quick, ... Get out Quicker, with an arm of fake doors in your arms.

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    Mortimer Snerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Break on through to the other side."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before they put the sign up, how many people tried to open that wall?

    Caren Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't more people think this is funny?

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Why is there a door k**b there?

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    #24

    I'm A Manger

    I'm A Manger

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all the pin holes at the bottom of the notice. Lol

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Manger has approved it, no need to say anything else. Manger is top boss!

    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The manager postings are in comic sans?!?!?!?

    Krystyna Kulik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MANAGEMENT BOARD. COMIC F*** SANS. RLY?

    Jane Zimmerman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost choked on my coffee when I scrolled down to this one! Caught me by surprise! SOO FUNNY!!

    Lu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fun place to work. If you’re a bully.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A manger is actually a food trough. Someone is thinking about the wrong component of the nativity scene...

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    #25

    Leave The Office For 10 Mins

    Leave The Office For 10 Mins

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere an environmentalist hippie is crying at the use of so much paper

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a hippie, but I'm already crying for that reason.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better file a Missing Person's Report. No, wait, that would just use more paper...

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put one up that said, "I have 4 bars. How does that affect your location?"

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    #26

    Can You Recycle That?

    Can You Recycle That?

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    Linouchka 99
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the recycling bins near the regular trash bin would make more sense.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, there are still people who would not use them.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the world is flat *and* shaped like a heart. New conspiracy theory?

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know what the name of the guy in the picture is? I forgot...

    Phoenix Haessal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people forget why the world has SI system..

    RedFox11
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were me, I probably would have moved the recycling bin 16 steps just so I could put that sign up

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the original note writer has REALLY long legs...

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, in your office, everybody has the same stride length? :)

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    #27

    Please Keep The Door Closed

    Please Keep The Door Closed

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    First Last
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like comic sans. Am i weird?

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i honestly don't understand why everyone is against Comic Sans

    Sam W.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans is painful to see in a professional environment... Ew

    Ron Simpson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My office decided Comic Sans was the official Sarcasm Font.

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope no way!!!!! The best font is comic sans :)

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we hate comic sans again??

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans gets a bad rap. It's cute without being too frivolous, easy to read and makes things look *fun*.

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    #28

    Days Without Sacarsm

    Days Without Sacarsm

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O days without a spelling mitsake...

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacarsm was an ancient Greek monster who would visit offices in the dead of night to empty drawers of sweets and snacks, but he would then pass them on to the village children. He also wore a pink trilby hat and matching pants. Lovely guy, always tipped the waitress.

    Carlin Scott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the person who wrote on the sign later realized that they were part of the joke.

    Slosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if you're joking or if we have a whoosh.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well excuuuuuuuse meee!

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I was taking French at a castle outside Paris for a couple of months. On the wall above my desk in my little room, I had a not that read "I never make mistrakes". Some had a laugh, some couldn't help but show what a conceited b***h they thought I was.

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    #29

    Free Market Competition

    Free Market Competition

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to take part in this game and make it a hell lot messier!

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would post “For sale: iPod touch $ 52”

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll say lost iPod touch $51.50 reward call ***********

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nice. I'll be using this one.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha - you could literally do this with anything.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i lost my mobile once on the train - finally tracked (no pun intended) it down to a BR lost property office. I had to describe the phone as they had around 50. Got my own phone back but lost the chance of a free upgrade

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a free world, that's free market Manny

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign has been Price's Right(ed).

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    #30

    Check

    Check

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    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one cross and a wink 🤣🤣🤣

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I *never* borrow pens or pencils or even crayons .

    Nobody
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smiley(winky? I don't know anymore) face tho

    chrissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one guy who made an x!

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...who goes to the bathroom with a pen..

    gabiru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people take pens to the loo!!!

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    #31

    Vegan Vs. Carnivore Support Groups

    Vegan Vs. Carnivore Support Groups

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm omnivore (as are most people).

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no such thing as a carnivore human actually :D kidney failure and other niceties would be just around the corner... but people can be so dense.

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    Kris B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an omnomnomnomnivore

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vegan curious?!" I wonder if they allow bivores - after all, you can't cure the way one is born...

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "Nonjudgmental" made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Where's the hyphen, and what kind of vegan is non-judgmental?

    Fiendhunter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Carnivore poster is proving exactly why people recur to "wimpy support groups".... Vegans/Vegetarians often feel pressured by family/friends/society in general to keep consuming meat, even though it makes them unconfortable (or genuinely can't). So if anyone feels like they need a support group, why mock them?

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand if the more outspoken "a*****e" kinds of vegetarians and vegans that try to shove that lifestyle down the throat of almost anyone they come across would just mind their own business then I think a lot of that "pressure" would be removed. Yes, both sides of this issue has a******s but the vegan/vegetarian sides isn't really "helping" either.

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Casual, nonjudgmental support? Who's judging vegans? Who is upset about vegetables being eaten?

    7j6eqi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 90% of omnivores I have silently eaten across from, ever, once they notice I ordered a vegan meal.

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    Bradley Auerbach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weren’t Lewis and Clark pretty much carnivores during their famous journey, due to what was available rather than personal preferences?

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    #32

    Employees Must Wash Hands

    Employees Must Wash Hands

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the guy who says "Uh, no, it means employees must wash their own hands. Duh!"

    tarebear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so the guy in the restroom washing off my hands isn't SUPPOSED to be there?????

    Katie M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, no, it means employees must wash their own hands. Duh!"

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah that's my cue! The sign means that employees must wash their OWN hands, dude!

    Ozzy Lusth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the 2nd one that made me laugh

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that's dry-erase marker.

    CurlyFries
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they will have to wash that mirror for the sake of that over used joke

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now someone needs to wash the mirror.

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    #33

    Okay, Who's The Wise Guy?

    Okay, Who's The Wise Guy?

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    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is the young man, lower left?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape can be so useful.

    StarKitten
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about that Dorito with the eye? His name is Bill.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely someone from my era (b: 1964) added those images.

    Ginge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a "Bill posters will be prosecuted" sign on my way to work once, underneath it someone had scribed "Bill's innocent!!!"

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    #34

    I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

    I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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    First Last
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the daves I know i know these are the daves i know.... Some of them are David's most of them are daves .... Kids in the Hall oh god please google this if u haven't heard it

    Kaiara Christensen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably Dave’s dog Dave... (Patty Larkin song, “Dave”...you’re welcome!)

    #35

    I Mostly Prefer Tomato Sauce

    I Mostly Prefer Tomato Sauce

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please add - "And leave the bones for the dog"

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But not chicken bones, cuz they can splinter and cause injury."

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    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

    Crazy Cow Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals eat other animals. Humans are animals, why can't we eat animals?

    7j6eqi
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Yeah, it's hilarious when people are trying to make the world a better place and others ridicule them.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, bunny! Please elaborate on how posting a sticker somewhere you shouldn't be posting stickers is helping the world at all?

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    #36

    My Response To This Idiotic Poster

    My Response To This Idiotic Poster

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to give me guff for being a grammar nazi. There's no better compliment than hearing him correct his niece and nephew.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for trying to educate idiots who post platitudes.

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I education, you education, he educations..., right.

    Nora AlMeida
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original poster should have written something like, ‘ Education is a noun that requires proper action for it to realize its purpose.’ Example: Educating a person about certain poisonous snakes in the area, then the person deliberately approaches the poisonous snake for a selfie. Or educating people about how, yes, cattle emit methane and methane is stronger than carbon and as a result, the astronomical amount of cattle and other animals bred because of people’s continuous demand for meat and dairy products is literally a big part of why there’s global warming and it’s also why the weather keeps getting worse, but some people, despite knowing this, they continue to have the same consumption rate of those products, making it clear that education without proper action is catastrophic. Have you all seen the article titled “ Climate Change Is Becoming A Major Workplace Hazard“ by the huffington post? Googling that title will get you to have access to it. And yes, I am fun at parties.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah! Smarta**! :D It is true technically!

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    #37

    Saw This Sign Earlier. Made The Lower Sign And Posted It As A Joke

    Saw This Sign Earlier. Made The Lower Sign And Posted It As A Joke

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a public service the second note should have included this URL: https://www.boredpanda.com/multi-level-marketing-pyramid-scheme-explained/

    C.Marrero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the link alerady shows that is a pyramid scheme.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the stick figures making?

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a pun. The first guy is a scammer. He says that he has a 'six' figures salary probably to sell his "method" to gullible students in need of money. The second one answer that he can make 'stick' figures (the little drawing on the top of the sheet of paper representing 3 characters)

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can also make six figures- 0,1,2,3,4,5- there. Now show me some NUMBERS and I might be impressed. Or I might not- money isn't everything.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom one should have said "... making seven figures..." and then have seven stick figures drawn on it.

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    #38

    Someone Granted This A Passive-Aggressive World Record

    Someone Granted This A Passive-Aggressive World Record

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    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oww, this is a nice one. It's so beautifully sarcastic.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long has that machine been down???

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... but how long as that machine been around? They don't make them like that any more.

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    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone's gotta fix it now... Unless, they can stomach the sarcasm

    #39

    Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

    Friend Saw This On A Dorm Door. Which One Of You Did This?

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for the person who wrote the original note tho. Pot smells absolutely horrible and I hate it when I go to social events and someone decides to start smoking pot inside. Can't imagine what it's like not being able to get away from that stench in your own room.

    Trixster Million
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys must be high. Marijuana and coffee smell awesome; much better than potpourri or roses.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secondhand smoke is assholism, regardless of the type. No one else should have to breathe your combusted s**t.

    Lady Perkele
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should have more respect. You can call the cops in my country for that even if they are just smoking tobacco.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly will have to agree with the first guy here. Weed smells horrible. At least go somewhere where people won't mind the smell to smoke.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a forensic scientist there to analyse fingerprints and find out who's the wise guy.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just reminds me that so many smokers are a******s.

    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate pot smokers and smokers. They drive me insane. When I'm out in public and someone's smoking it drives me insane. ESPECIALLY when they do it in a NO SMOKING AREA. Drives me nuts. People who do that are essentially giving a big F U to everyone having to breathe in their smoke. Smoking is a huge peeve for me.

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't smoke pot nor like the smell but this is funnier than Hell!!! 😂😂😂😂

    TAMI STIGLETS
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that is a me response lol I love it so freaking much.

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    #40

    Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

    Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor snowmen.They only get to live for an hour.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.o you could come visit snowmen in Minnesota. they live for about... 2/3's the year, here.

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    Juho Rytkönen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ? ... .. . SNOWBALLS!

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I go? I want to use fire to destroy someone’s day 😊

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a bulldozer, a pot of hot water will suffice.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo u can't destroy Olaf! U stupid c**t.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice...

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, if we don't screw it up, eventually the sun will explode, so, yeah. I'm gonna bank of fire.

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    #41

    In Response To An Over Protective Parent

    In Response To An Over Protective Parent

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what i bite my tongue to 50% of time, when i'm with my friends who have children. (the other 50% of time i do to "shut the f**k up before i beat the hell out of you, brat")

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one offended by the word "pussies" meaning weakness? But "balls' is used to mean courage. ... ok i will go away now, I'm over thinking it.

    Laurel Eddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We make excuses for the violence in our culture, and especially in our media, by telling anyone upset by it that they're being a pussy. This kind of horror tv series is not "the realities of life" And I believe violent media desensitizes people and makes them less empathetic. I think we should worry less about being pussies, and more about being kinder. Now since no one else who commented agrees with me, have fun ripping me apart.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "dude" loses all credibility at his "weak pussies" toxic masculinity b******t.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
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    7 years ago

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    Laurel Eddy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have to show horror TV images and promote the violence in our culture and call people pussies for being traumatized by the image of an eye being ripped open.

    Live Free
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to do with promoting violence and anyone who says that about movies, TV, video games, etc. Is just looking for a reason to b***h. Look at the newer game fortnight, you go around killing people and what are kids picking up from it? Stupid dance moves. It's called education your kids from right and wrong and what's real and not.

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    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All different for different walks of life. If my kid is afraid of clowns, I will not dress up as a clown and jump out of his wardrobe when he is trying to sleep. Der

    Destiny Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg The Strain was one of my favorite shows. I loved it.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never handicap your children by making their lives easy" - Lazarus Long

    Anita Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew is very young, and since his parents left church- he's not exposed to too much religious iconography. However, recently there was a funeral, and my tiny nephew attended it too, I stood behind him in church, and couldn't get around wondering, how terrifying the tall as life and very life like ( blood and all) Jesus on the cross must be.

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    #43

    Do As I Say, Not As I Do

    Do As I Say, Not As I Do

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rules don't apply to mgmt! :(

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the refrigerator bandit clean it out. He's stealing everyone's food, anyway.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thankless job managing a fridge but damnit, somebody's got to do it.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, so we need to name and date the fridge? the walls? john's stapler?

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once started an epic office war, selling coworkers desktop trebuchets and other miniature projectile weaponry. My personal favorite was the USB-webcam turret that fired nerf darts.

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    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do as I say, not as I do, because the s**t's so deep you can't run away. I beg to differ, on the contrary, I agree with every word that you say."

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    #44

    Sorry For The Choice Of Font

    Sorry For The Choice Of Font

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using that font is out of order.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not understanding the need to repeat the joke here.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least it aint comic sans (Then again i love undertale... hmmm....)

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, THIS ENTIRE TOILET IS OUT OF ORDER!

    #45

    Jesus Is Watching You

    Jesus Is Watching You

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would turn the Cokes into wine. - Me 3:16

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think he would turn 1/3 of the can into rum and now we got a bunch of cocktails in a can......while wearing his tuxedo t-shirt, of course kyle-5b9a6...002fff.jpg kyle-5b9a668002fff.jpg

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    Linouchka 99
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a "Thou shalt not steal" - part ...?

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) is it me or does that 'jesus' have a swollen eye? 2) rofl.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would prefer wine, though.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Messy--" and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, “Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now.”"--John 2:9-10

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    #46

    It's My Beret Now

    It's My Beret Now

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like the kind you'd find in a second hand store

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite thing about them is that they give you free license to walk in through the "out" door

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    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was warm I don't think she would have worn much more

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and with a San Francisco telephone number, too...

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    #47

    How Many Scientists Does It Take?

    How Many Scientists Does It Take?

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I change the toilet roll comically, does that still make me wrong?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't take a brain surgent to take the paper wrapping off first.

    #48

    Pushed Lots Of Buttons

    Pushed Lots Of Buttons

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you start opening things??

    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this will really push his/her buttons....

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the underlined LOTS

    Sam W.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww but why must the witty response be in such a font?

    #49

    Snack Machine's Getting Hungry

    Snack Machine's Getting Hungry

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    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vending machines strike again! Don't trust them!

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not long before they become sentient and drown the world in bags of Lay's and Cheetos...

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    #50

    Spoiled Milk

    Spoiled Milk

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    Whiterain25 furry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean its meant for baby cows, they are shot dead in front of their mothers and the milk that was meant for them is pumped very unkindly out of their bodies leaving their utters with infections. please go vegan :0

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hungover one morning I hit the quart of milk in the fridge. Only 4 seconds later did I realize it was going down my throat in lumps. Vomited it all back up and went back to bed.

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    #51

    Lost Dog

    Lost Dog

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    SeamusRGN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't mess with lost pet signs. that's someones family.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign wasnt touched in any way and now has a worldwide audience

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is called Bear. I yelled "Bear" once and my friend, who hadn't met my cat, thought I was crazy

    Fiendhunter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't make fun of a lost pet, no matter its name :/

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they found Bear. The dog, that is. That's a large reward. They really love that dog.

    minerva15
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a lost cat sign once. Someone wrote NICE PUSSY on it and an arrow pointing to the butt. In different writing, a note back said THANK YOU! I found her.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the medical expenses get covered :D

    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that dog black or brown? Why isn’t it a color photo? If you’re really that concerned wouldn’t you want people to know exactly how your dog looks.

    Makayla Byerly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo don't dooo that that dog belongs to someone, jerkheads was he found?

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    #52

    No Staples Please

    No Staples Please

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    Saskia Alexandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how has a large 'no capes!' meme not been added to this? surely it would be the natural progression

    Mixedupste
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow!!! That escalated quickly!

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Solid Gold Dancers Please.. Hehehe.. xD, Epic!

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! they get me! NO BEIBERS!!!!

    Makayla Byerly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO No peepers please Yes peppers please No peepees please No parkas please Ooooh I would love this

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A visual version of the Telephone game.

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    #53

    This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

    This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

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    #54

    These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

    These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

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    7j6eqi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe people really do that.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a co-worker once get fed up with having her lunch stolen. She collected video evidence and went to the police. Ended up winning a misdemeanor theft charge against the perpetrator. Probably didn't improve workplace morale, but no one ever took her lunch again!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a story on Bored Panda about a Camera installed in the break room, only to find out that a manager was the one eating other people's food?

    Amy Fisher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing coworkers’ food from the break room fridge is a huge pet peeve of mine, especially since it happened to me, too. There are people who have special diets for medical or ethical or religious reasons, and can’t or won’t eat just anything, so they bring food to work that fits their diet. For these people, having their food stolen is no small inconvenience.

    Frankenfrog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to mix in some laxatives and watch the show unfold

    Ashlee Rudolph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i love the effort of that sign

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a huge fan of capitol punishment..... but for some things.....

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    #55

    Just Say No To Whimsical Fonts

    Just Say No To Whimsical Fonts

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you hating on my sense of whimsey?

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST WHIMSICAL FONTS!

    #56

    You Are Very Strange

    You Are Very Strange

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone take that person's home?

    Jovon Howard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can’t use ice made from tap water due to medical reasons.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they don't have a long commute.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have a reverse osmosis filter at home so they don't have to consume chlorine and fluoride (and whatever else) in the workplace tapwater.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really bothers me they wasted 4/5 of a sheet of label stock for this. Surely there must be some plain paper around somewhere!

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should also bring a good marker.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't waste office supplies when a simple Post It would do.

    Mortimer Snerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I feel bad for the ice person. No idea why.

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    #57

    Office Politics: Not Eating Other People Is More Important Than Not Eating Other People's Food

    Office Politics: Not Eating Other People Is More Important Than Not Eating Other People's Food

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intial demand is legitimate. Everyone with a functional brain would know that eating the food other brought is a s****y move. So, the Rick pic fit. Maybe one of the coworker is a Walker.

    Elizabeth S Wigg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mess with this guy He's got stuff and thangs.

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    #58

    That's Not Suspicious At All

    That's Not Suspicious At All

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They made more than one of those.

    CuteCats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading this on my laptop while having Chocos. On a completely unrelated topic, there is now milk on my laptop.

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy is asking for the electric chair :)

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    #59

    The Health Flyers At Work Are Getting A Little Weird

    The Health Flyers At Work Are Getting A Little Weird

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    Totally a Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drink lava Only once though

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your user name fits your comment so well.

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    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 8 glasses of water a day thing is just an ad campaign anyway. Most doctors say to drink when you're thirsty.

    Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope the 8 glasses of water flyer and the locked bathroom are not in the same place....

    Toni Ostarcevic
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    7 years ago

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    Toni Ostarcevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you can‘t drink lava, since it’s hard. Look for some videos where people are hitting a lava flow with a pickaxe or something. It makes a sound like hitting solid stone. But you can still push a dent into it. I find this quite fascinating! Edit: since some people seem to have a really hard time to understand this, or even think I'm speaking of hardened lava (consequently overlooking the term "flow"): Think of molten glass. You can't drink it or fall into it like into water. It's way too firm for this. It's the same with a lava flow. The longer it has traveled, the firmer it is. It's all about temperature. A lava flow isn't even remotely as liquid as cooking lava inside a crater.

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago

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    I don't like where this is going... iphone360_6721.jpg iphone360_6721.jpg

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    #60

    Good Point

    Good Point

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is a notice. If you're going to be an a*****e, be a correct a*****e.

    #61

    No "Cat Parts" In The Sink

    No "Cat Parts" In The Sink

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat parts.... hmm.. what..I have questions.. what are cat parts?

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions too. I would never cut my cat in parts and leave them in the sink.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I"ve been looking into the original post, and here's what I've found: Our submitter found the following signage at an engineering office in Salt Lake City, Utah. Adds our submitter: “For the life of me I can’t figure out what ‘cat parts’ is supposed to refer to — or why people would need a note to know it’s not appropriate to leave them in the kitchen sink.” http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/11/cat-parts/ So the mystery remains

    Jessica A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope to goodness this is not from a vet's office!

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste. Please be sure to utilize all parts of the cat. Don't be wasteful.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm leaning toward some sort of Bio class. I remember AP Zoology in high school dissecting cats (and fetal pigs, and sharks, while the rest of us had to live with the limited knowledge gleaned from dissecting frogs and crayfish).

    Carolyn Ledoux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catalytic converters of some sort... And its probably not a sink in a kitchen

    Danielle Hall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe their cat scan machine comes apart and they rinse them in the sink

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    #62

    Passive-Aggressive

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    Leah Rother
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    7 years ago

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    #63

    Saw This Above The Urinals In The Bathroom At Work This Morning

    Saw This Above The Urinals In The Bathroom At Work This Morning

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who do s**t like this are disgusting.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they find it funny while they do it and giggle while thinking to it, never do they think to the people who'll have to clean their s**t...

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    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect comeback? This is bloody annoying and disgusting.

    Bethany GarzaLauber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS a little funny besides you just swore so...

    #64

    I Feel Bad For The Fly

    I Feel Bad For The Fly

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    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pull the wings off, are they walks?

    #65

    This Petition

    This Petition

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    Trixster Million
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The overload of semen earlier this week caused the cleaning crew to file a formal complaint." Exactly how much semen constitutes an "overload"?

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaow... I can't read all the "attention stop" notice but is it written that masturbating in the shower can damage the drains and plumbing? Either a fake, either Virginia Tech do not want its students to sin.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the cum gets in the drain and clogs it. Must be horrific to clean up.

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    Mortimer Snerd
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be a.... Petition to Upgrade the Plumbing.

    Louplou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointed with the lack of signatures ;p

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Semen does not clog drains. Virginia Tech needs to take some of that money they get through tuition and fix their damned plumbing.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ewe! Seriously, somewhere this is an issue?

    Bluebell Rizzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have done without seeing this one and the comments below XD

    Tanksear Industries
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "2 years worth of semen made a glopping noise..." - Sword Art Online

    Kururi.Orihara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What episode? Im only on 8 but I haven't heard anyone say that.

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    #66

    Guess They Shouldn't Have Put "No Flyers" On The Board. Poor Petrie

    Guess They Shouldn't Have Put "No Flyers" On The Board. Poor Petrie

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Petrie, he just wants to be loved.

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