If you like Disney (and let's face it, who doesn't?) then you'll love this selection of our favorite Disney Tumblr posts. From Peter Pan and Aladdin to Pocahontas and Sleeping Beauty, the list, compiled by Bored Panda, covers many of your favorite films from the House of Mouse. From funny observations about Aladdin's ever-changing skin-color, to Peter Pan puns that are so bad they're good, you're sure to raise a smile or two as you scroll through the collection below. Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Ikr. There are so many; Caribbean, caspian, Tasmanian,medittsranean, barents, coral, Beaufort, dead, black, red, aral, and more
Load More Replies...Disney screwed themselves over again! They started with "you can't marry someone you just met" and finished with this...
I loathe Frozen, but when I heard that joke, I thought it was hilarious.
I'm a white person and I can confirm and agree that this statement is 100% true.
I agree with you, but this post is really spot on because of the context.
Load More Replies...I'm white (with some Cherokee) and find racism offensive... particular this kind.
I am also white and I find it racist. I'm offended but nobody cares. You can say what ever you like to white people because they are white
Load More Replies...Nah, just the colonization part, since a lot of world history didn't have white people in it. I don't think ancient Japan had a lot of worries over white people.
People CAN be dangerous, and people can be amazing. The skin colour is irrelevant in both circumstances.
Load More Replies...I had, at one point, amassed over 500 candles... somehow... My ex-husband and friends had been teasing me about it for years, right up until the ice storm that was so severe that we lost power for almost a week... Those candles provided enough heat to keep it from becoming painfully cold, heated anything you could cook in a small saucepan, and made it bright enough to read (which was nearly the only thing to do). I used or gave away nearly all the candles during that storm, and haven't felt the need to buy one since... And my ex was quite apologetic for the hard time..
Load More Replies...I would totally watch that.. the prince trying to ´put Ikea Furniture together?
I guess that some of the animated furniture wasn't all people, but just furniture that was made alive for some reason.
*exploding noise* That was my brain, guys, don't worry. It's fine.
YES!! I for one hate those mushy, gushy scenes where where someone/everyone randomly just bursts into song and the great invisible choir starts playing. A rapping princess would be a great change
How is this so far down on the list? I actually snorted when I read this one!
I spit out my coffee at this one. Definitely should be higher on the list.
Load More Replies...Shrek must be a paradox, as in a way shrek is an ogre and ogres are feared by the towns people. But really they are just misunderstood
Because they are all envious of the people they are trying to hurt. Green is the color of envy.
That little thing would probably just make my birthday the best.
Load More Replies...Spill it, where's the restaurant? I need to take a trip there. Or just demand all restaurants to do this
I KNOW WHERE THAT PLACE IS I LIVE DOWN THE STREET. NEW MISSION: FIND THE CHEF BYE
AND HE ONLY REMOVES HIS GLOVES ONE TIME! WHEN HE POURS WATER ON ANNA'S LIFESAVING FIRE WHILE TELLING HER HE ONLY WANTED HER FOR HER KINGDOM!!!!!
Actually, my dad was on a Disney cruise once as a kid, and micky grabbed his brother, not for a pic ...
Load More Replies...wow... you right! https://media.tenor.co/images/dacb476966cd5165688d4a4326d5d695/raw
The last few times I've watched Mulan, I've really liked Shan Yu. He gets a lot of awesome lines, and he's voiced by Miguel Ferrer who played my favourite character from Twin Peaks.I just wish that the character designers weren't so insistent on making the "evil" guys look inhuman.
I take it you never looked into the original story lol
Load More Replies...Disney taught little girls for generations how to end up with the biggest a*****e around the block and now we wonder why nice guys finnish the last.
Poor Quasimodo didn't even get his 'true love' in the end, Esmeralda. I always considered this unfair.
Obsessive and sexual fantasies about dead people is necrophilia not somnophilia
Has anyone else noticed that prince Phillip looks slightly like Justin Bieber? *ew*
Except Hades was the God of the underworld during ancient Greece. He was a dark person and was not sassy in the slightest. DO RESEARCH NEXT TIME DISNEY!!!!!
This is why Elsa gave me a happy medium... I can just be the disapproving big sister.
The interesting thing is I have always felt this way with young Disney characters when they're fighting with their parents, especially Ariel.
I remember when I was a kid watching The Lion King and thinking Simba was the worst. He was like that one kid in class who acts like an entitled a*****e and gets everyone in trouble. Basically, I never agreed with kids in kids films. Except Hogarth from the Iron Giant. He definitely had a childish side, but he wasn't obnoxious or lacking in ambition.
Literally had this thought last week while watching the movie with my 2,5 yr old daughter :-)
and have a real world household. . . . and cooking skills . . . and parenting skills . . .
And she's not even a parent! She is the best Disney woman ever
Load More Replies...The Good Place AND The Little Mermaid. DOUBLE REFERENCE. I love it!
Load More Replies...A trident has three prongs and a fork has four, she probably thought they were more powerful and small enough to fit in her clam shell purse!
she found a small trident, what do you expect? she has never seen a fork anyway in the first place
Oh man. Her hair and skin would be a mess. Since she lives in salt water all the time, presumably her skin wouldn't take well to being completely dried out.
The real question is, how the hell is her hair so beautifully red when she lived in salt water all her life. HAHA! #MermaidLogic
Are we just not going to talk about how the reflection is different? ... Ok
This makes my inner 6 year old feel uncomfortable, but the lesbian in me is okay with it, so I have the weirdest lady wood right now
Ha ha, yea, it's not that they are ladies that makes me uncomfortable... is the overtly sexual drawing of characters from my childhood.
Load More Replies...Maid Marian is a weird one to include, since she's not human and is often overlooked. This picture makes me uncomfortable in a "They don't all exist in the same universe!" kind of way.
Snow White is just like "I'm too pure for this stuff" but at the same time she really wants it and she's just having a secret mental breakdown. XD
Who's the fox What the hell is this The heck This is too much i cant deal with this much fanfiction
Actually in the book, the prince threw the ball because he met Cinderella in the forest and wanted to see her again
Oh The Road to El Dorado. You underrated movie that I still love. The animation is SUPERB. There's so much to look at. You have to watch scenes over just so you can see what each character's reactions to everything is, I love it.
yes finally someone who actually knows the movie
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who, other than the fact she’s a purple octopus monster, ursala looks like that sassy person that seems to always be in sitcoms #ursalathesassy
This is how I feel when I let go of the weight of life’s expectations and pressure thrust upon me by my family constantly.
Look at the way she transforms, was she upside down? Was she talking out of her butt? Does she have a butt?
Thank you. Hephaestus needs somebody to love him but it's OBVIOUSLY not gonna be HERA. (Percy Jackson feels)
Load More Replies...Hahha, the other posts were just "hmm, okay that's interesting" but this one made me LOL
To be fair, the David characters are usually stuck in the friend zone.
Which is why it's nice to see him get the girl!
Load More Replies...The only disney man worth of being considered royal. Forget being a prince, David's a king!
Goat legs would have made it a very different (dare I say better?) film.
If anyone has ever seen the comic where Ursula gives her 8 legs because she has 8 legs... XD
Octopus don't have 7 vaginas. I doubt that she would. Also, nah, that's too much work. He only has one penis, after all.
Load More Replies...Another thing - Elsa calls herself a fool ('I'm such a fool, I can't be free') , because that's how she sees herself - a villain
When you can't call people "bastards", "twats", and "fuckfaces" because you're in a kid's film.
Watching pretty much anything now as an adult. I worry for the teenager's safety, health, decisions, and appropriate attire. What happened to me...
As a kid you naturally root for the teenager/kid in the movie but when you start rooting for the parent, that's when your childhood is truly over.
Load More Replies...Nope. As a kid I thought the same thing, Goofy's amazing and you're ungrateful
GOOFY IS ONE OF THE DISNEY CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE (the other being Donald Duck)
Tbh as a kid I thought Max was being too harsh on his dad. I thought sure, hes embarrassing but hes a single parent who goes to the moon for his kid. My parents never quite gave me that relationship Goofy gave his son as a kid soo I guess I was more perceptive of that/lil jealous.
Nemo means nobody... Someone told him and now he is Emo Nemo who like Memeos
Anyone ever find it strange that Mrs. Potts is like 80? and Chip is her young CHILD?
Anyone ever find it strange that in a movie supposedly set in France, the only character who speaks with a french accent is a candlestick?
Load More Replies...I've always wondered how chip got into this world. The beast gets older with time, so I have to assume that everyone else does too. He was a boy when he was cursed. He is grown-up when Belle meets him. How did Chip get into this world??
Not possible, French revolution was way before the movie is set to be (mid-1800s)
The French Revolution was 1789-1799. The fairytale was published in 1740, so it's hit-or-miss.
Load More Replies..."When she loved me" from Toy Story 2 (The dildo blues) When somebody loved me, Everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together lives within my heart And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears And when she was happy, So was I When she loved me Through the summer and the fall We had each other, that was all Just she and I together, Like it was meant to be And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her And I knew that she loved me So the years went by I stayed the same But she began to drift away I was left alone Still I waited for the day When she'd say I will always love you Lonely and forgotten, I'd never thought she'd look my way And she smiled at me and held me just like she used to do Like she loved me When she loved me When somebody loved me Everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together lives within my heart When she loved me
Has to be my most favourite Disney of all time. "When I up, down, touch the ground, it puts me in the mood......" I know what I'll be singing for the next week.
Not believing this... When you work with the public, especially at Disney level, you have to deeply suppress the urge to swear. I doubt Snow White said "oh f**k" out of surprise.
"On my first day working..." If it's an employees only bathroom, why not? Had a boss for some time who could swear up a storm but never when customers could have heard her.
Load More Replies...I’m in dramma club and this happened to me at my first show. We shared a restroom with the audience, and we had to be in character the entire time. I was a bad guy and when I opened the door to the restroom I ran into an old lady, I was flustered.I muttered a weak ‘ oh I’m so sorry’. Afterwards I was so embarrassed.
While Johnny Depp looks murderously at the back of his head Sorry, I had to.
Load More Replies..."Family, Luke... you promised..." (sorry not sorry)
Load More Replies...Who the f**k freezes s**t in Disn--OMFG HALFWAY INTO WRITING THIS I REALISED IT JUST MEANT FREEZE RANDOM STUFF. I THOUGHT IT MEANT FREEZE ACTUAL S**T.
i never heard of "hua ping" with the meaning of homosexual man. it is slang for "girls who are pretty but dumb"
Disney should maybe do a bit more research before using foreign languages...lol
ooooorrrr u turn it into a pun: "when i went fishing i found a hua ping 500 pound fish
And as anyone who's had that done can tell you, those gloves /are/ COLD.
Prostate exams aren’t a big deal. Guys need to stop being so butt hurt about them. Nobody? I’ll see myself out.
No, but men still have them. So, y'know, he might be a shapeshifter or something.
Load More Replies...Well, let's just be glad Taka/Scar didn't go to school with pretty much anyone who understood Swahili, or had google translate
As a Swahili speaker I just had to add: taka also means want... He wanted the throne. I think you get the connection.
I think I laughed harder at this than anything else on this thread ... I feel so bad right now, but still laughing.
Load More Replies...actually theirs a different story about the scar in "the lion guard"
did they change it for the joke though? or did i happen to see the censored version? what the hell.
Load More Replies...Marie Antoinette and her sister is guillotined. The dolls don't have any head.
Load More Replies...She said"let them eat cake" and the poor people gave her the guillotine
I think the poster is totally overthinking this, since the Hercules movie was full of nonsensical anachronisms, even when trying to make a joke about it i.e. Using Roman Numerals for numbers because "LOL ANCIENT", but the Herakles story is ANCIENT GREECE, BEFORE ancient Rome came about. As a classical history / mythology nerd, I HATE that movie. It's just full of "oh, you could've done something funny with this ACTUAL thing from mythology but NOOO, just going with some random s**t? WHY EVEN CALL IT HERCULES IF THE CHARACTER ISN'T EVEN ANYTHING LIKE THE GUY!?"
no. it's funny because he uses his fingers to count the three words
In fact Hercules is roman not greek. Although Disney is trying to portrait greek mythology otherwise.
Herakles is Greek though, and they're technically the same person.
Load More Replies...HAHAHAHA! I could have read the Greek words, minus the translation
I'm doing the play and legit the translation is "Here is a lion, Oh yes its a lion" and then its RUN THE LION WILL EAT US. Like they are worshiping him one second and then they just scream AHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, oh wait he's our king we love him
I am African and it is quite strange (and entertaining) seeing people so amazed
How horrible is it that I have never seen this movie? How terrible am I?
Where have you been all this time? It's one of the best Disney movies ever!
Load More Replies...I learned this in high school when my choir sang this song, which is kind of horrible for me, a pedant, because now whenever I hear someone joke about it with gibberish I'm like "NO! THOSE AREN'T THE WOOOOORRRRDDDSS!"
i should go on google translate and say "nah savenyahbatabejsnnca" and see if it will recognize.
It always sounded like they were singing something about Pennsylvania.
"You're supposed to be screaming get with the program" best part.
Load More Replies...Well triton is posidions son of many with different mother than his siblings it was common in the Greek gods family tree to have many wife's and children with then soooooooo
Ok but tritons' the king and he has a magic fork. Also my underwear never matches
I know I'm late but Ariel and all of their Mom https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/littlemermaid/images/8/83/Athena.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110515175551
Load More Replies...It looks like Yellow-tail took what should have been Ariel's sea-shells and she picked up an extra from Blue-tail.
My sister has a friend with red hair. She has three brothers. One has like jet-black hair, one blonde, one brunette and her, the red-head. It is possible with humans. It’s probably bc maybe her mum was a brunette but she had a red-head dad and that was the non-dominant gene but that went to her daughter. My sister was explaining as she was taking biology classes and learning about genetics
they can get their genes from their grandmother/grandfather from their father or mother
I just watched Finding Dory yesterday, poor Becky! So underestimated lol
Load More Replies...Mr Hamilton, come in sir.... nobody? ok. *continues sobbing to its quiet uptown*
I had friend that had an original VW with German instructions in it and she named it Hitler.
I find it offending that we can see Aladdin's nipples but not Jasmin's.
And Poseidon fathered Pegasus with Medusa, so technically Hercules and Pegasus are half-brothers.
Poseidon is Zeus' brother. That makes their sons first cousins
Load More Replies...wouldnt he be her uncle because Triton and Hercules would be the 2nd generation so they would be cousins (because Poseidon and Zeus are brothers)
The punctuation in this makes a big difference in how it's understood.
Nope, Hercules is her father's (Triton's) cousin - she is one generation further down the line ...
It's not a brothel it's a harem and he shouldn't be in there thats why they dont like him.
http://rs264.pbsrc.com/albums/ii199/THETRIBEOF_5/LOL%20OMG/lol97.gif~c200
He should have decided he didn't want metal nails before they started building... jerk face
so deep and profound and then . . . you. thank you for keeping the laughs going
Load More Replies...Also, can we appreciate Mother Gothel and Merida for being the only two Disney characters with curly hair?
In her defense, Tarzan didn't even know what a book was before Jane. Beast was a prince at some point and therefore had a very good education.
Jane was on an expedition for gorillas, why the f**k did she had a basic children´s book in the jungle?
I always thought it was kinda like when you put something on a cat and it freezes and falls over. I put some headphones on my cat once and she lost all her balance and just laid there, purring up a storm. Cats and stitch might share the same characteristic. I love experiment 626.
I know this probably looked cute but please please PLEASE don't do it to your cat again. They purr when they're calm but they also do it if they're under severe stress. She was probably having something akin to a severe vertigo attack (because you need your ears to balance) and was panicking.
Load More Replies...From Tangled to Entangle. From Brave to Shoot. From Frozen to uhh... refrigerate.
Load More Replies...I hate this trend. I mean, you can do it for some titles, but now it's getting to be MOST of their titles. Get more creative!
The Bear and the Bow sounds epic tho. Also my whole childhood me and my sister struggled so hard tryna remember Tabgked was the movie name not her name, and Rapunzel was her name not the movie name so at some point we just called it Rapunzel bc we just gave up. We finally remembered her name was Rapunzel and have called the movie that ever since
Also, the equipment between drains and the ocean would have made the movie title "Grinding Nemo" ...
Actually, the fact that Marlin never feminized implies that Coral is still alive.
I love you, reality. Also, I hate Marlin's weird "noseless middle-aged man" face on a fish, it's very unnerving.
I'm so doing this when my bestie gets drunk. Go up to her fiancée and say "here's your precious princess". He and I don't really get along, but we might after that LOL!
Elsa almost killed the Dike's bodyguards until Hans stopped her remember?
Bro how is tangled G tho???? She was ducking chained and had tape on her mouth and Eugene was stabbed from the behind???? Like how?????
1. Part: basically everyone else in my life - 2. Part: what I'm thinking about basically everyone who is Part 1
You aren't Jack lime Green right? Otherwise I am getting the hell outta here.
Load More Replies...I don't get why her brown hair doesn't grow. Thus makes no sense.
If Disney taught me anything it’s that there’s never a wrong time to dress in drag and do the hula
If you want to see just how much all pixar movies are linked, look up "the pixar theory"
not sure it is related. I think he's just saying, that it's because of a horse that he's here. ^^
most readers don't make it this far. they quite around page 6. this treat is for the real fans.
Load More Replies...I've never seen The Emperor's New Groove? Do I need to drop everything and watch it?
You should watch it, pretty funny :). I've only seen it once though.
Load More Replies...I have done this 30 times with my little sister and I paused it so perfectly LMAO
He made monstrosities out of toys... Now he's a toy
Load More Replies...Aladdin should get off that train. He has a father who is alive.
Aladdin looks like he just pulled the bread out of his and disgusted and confused as to why its there.
Hiro isn't an orphan either? His mom is very well alive? His brother died, not his mom? UM?!?!?!?!
I remember when my old teacher played that movie for my 2nd grade class and everyone just went silent...
I was always more confused by how NOBODY (except maybe Shang? But he decided not to interrupt the musical number?) NOTICED A HUGE BURNT-DOWN VILLAGE WITH FIRE AND SMOKE STILL RISING OFF OF IT while they were walking towards it!
Ok so random fact: after this scene there are no musical numbers in the rest of the movie, to represent the mood shift.
WELL IF YA HADN'T STOPPED TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. (Anyone who gets this reference is my spirit animal, new best friend, and, if female, my soulmate.)
I am an air traffic controller. One day we had this conversation with an aircraft with the callsign FROZEN... Controller: "When you have a moment, I have a question for you." Pilot: "No! I do NOT want to build a snowman!!" Controller: "...I was just going to ask if you wanted an opposite direction departure off runway 35R..." Pilot: "Oh...yes, I would like that runway please."
KOVU. IS. NOT. SCAR'S. SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SAID IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kovu was hand picked by Scar to be his successor, he wasn't actually his son. They're not related :)
Am I the only one who finds it disturbing thinking that he is Simba's cousin and her uncle at the same time..😓 I mean.. Yeah.. Thanks, but no thanks.
Why does dippy dawg sound like a name for corn dogs? Like "Mom can we get dippy dawgs?" See it sounds like the perfect company name, because with that handy stick, dipping is quick. Oh, that was a rhyme.
How did I know they were Buscemis eyes before I read the description?
Nope. Sang it along with the voice changes too. :D
Load More Replies...That's why he's the King. Everything he does is better than anything everyone else does... even if it ends in a mess
Load More Replies...Ha! On my confirmation the priest spent half an hour talking about how musfasa was like God speaking to Jesus 😂
Oh that's fun. At my confirmation, the priest's entire sermon was about plants - not a lot of Biblical relevance, just talking about his garden.
Load More Replies...Well, his villain turn makes no sense. He literally saved elsa's life (which makes no sense if he was planning on killing her), and when the canoe flipped over and he was under it, not seen by anyone except the camera, he smiles to himself because of Anna. A genuine, "wow she's goofy and beautiful i like her a lot" kind of smile. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT HE WOULD TURN ON ANNA AND ELSA BASED ON THE SCENES IN THE MOVIE
Load More Replies...See that's something that losses me off about the second movie. In the second movie, she struggles to balance books on her head, so it shows that those directors completely disregarded that she could walk UP STAIRS with a tea set on her head!NOT EVEN A DROP SPILLED!!!!!
This is actually a gif. She's walking up the stairs and one of her shoes slips off. It says "FORESHADOWING".
