If you like Disney (and let's face it, who doesn't?) then you'll love this selection of our favorite Disney Tumblr posts. From Peter Pan and Aladdin to Pocahontas and Sleeping Beauty, the list, compiled by Bored Panda, covers many of your favorite films from the House of Mouse. From funny observations about Aladdin's ever-changing skin-color, to Peter Pan puns that are so bad they're good, you're sure to raise a smile or two as you scroll through the collection below. Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Disney Post

dedalvs Report

Paul Chou
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Dead Sea joke sounds even better in French because "sea" (mer) and "mother" (mère) sound the same. "La Mer Morte"

Caley Buxton
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did the sisters get personalities??? ;)

Jacquelyn Lee
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do people not know there are more than 7 seas?

IAmTheRealTimbo
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr. There are so many; Caribbean, caspian, Tasmanian,medittsranean, barents, coral, Beaufort, dead, black, red, aral, and more

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Miguel Arista
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Pink pretty F**K YOU at the end is EVERYTHING!

Jack Green
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just love how they put OHSHC into this

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    #2

    Disney Post

    plain-flavoured-english Report

    Chase Howard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney screwed themselves over again! They started with "you can't marry someone you just met" and finished with this...

    Teresa Stockroske
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loathe Frozen, but when I heard that joke, I thought it was hilarious.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I not realize this

    Rosya Baby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, high school musical n frozen

    Shruti Joshi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never noticed this until now!!!! :))) This should be at the top

    schschsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh so hard when I saw the scene 😂

    Belle White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in his mind he's just like 'god dammit'

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now "Let it Go" is playing in my head.

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    #3

    Disney Post

    hiddlestonr Report

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a white person and I can confirm and agree that this statement is 100% true.

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, long live generalisation!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you, but this post is really spot on because of the context.

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    John Ashley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white (with some Cherokee) and find racism offensive... particular this kind.

    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also white and I find it racist. I'm offended but nobody cares. You can say what ever you like to white people because they are white

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just the colonization part, since a lot of world history didn't have white people in it. I don't think ancient Japan had a lot of worries over white people.

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All men are dangerous...Skin color doesn't matter

    Sarah Lennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People CAN be dangerous, and people can be amazing. The skin colour is irrelevant in both circumstances.

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    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda sad if you think world history started after white people stopped rolling around in the European mud. :')

    Joe Dad
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These black men are criminals." "These Muslims are bloodthirsty." If either of these were posted here, they'd get downvoted into oblivion.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white. Nobody thinks I'm dangerous..... dammit.

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    #4

    Disney Post

    youngblackandvegan Report

    Angelika Nesper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty and the Beast 3: What to do with 237 candles

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had, at one point, amassed over 500 candles... somehow... My ex-husband and friends had been teasing me about it for years, right up until the ice storm that was so severe that we lost power for almost a week... Those candles provided enough heat to keep it from becoming painfully cold, heated anything you could cook in a small saucepan, and made it bright enough to read (which was nearly the only thing to do). I used or gave away nearly all the candles during that storm, and haven't felt the need to buy one since... And my ex was quite apologetic for the hard time..

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    Miguel Arista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally watch that.. the prince trying to ´put Ikea Furniture together?

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happened to the la-z-boys?

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, that would be hilarious!

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll come back with nothing they need ...

    DnY
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! When reality kicks in!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that some of the animated furniture wasn't all people, but just furniture that was made alive for some reason.

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    #5

    Disney Post

    elshiki Report

    siriuslyafangirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *exploding noise* That was my brain, guys, don't worry. It's fine.

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this detail. I didn't notice it the first time because Dr. Facilier's song and the animation take up your attention.

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    #6

    Disney Post

    phil-the-stone Report

    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! I for one hate those mushy, gushy scenes where where someone/everyone randomly just bursts into song and the great invisible choir starts playing. A rapping princess would be a great change

    IAmTheRealTimbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie would be called "Rap Goddess"

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend could be this Disney princess! She can rap well af, and she's so pretty! All hail Princess Alison! 👸

    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S FRICKIN ME AS A DISNEY PRINCESS i cant sing but can rap the fast part of Rap God no problem

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    #7

    Disney Post

    lotstradamus Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, no more Tinkering around with this!

    Panpan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of this stuff rings a bell.

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    Science Is Cool
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok if you don’t understand, darling!

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think this was very well panned out.

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beats Smee how they didn’t get it

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    #8

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    sleepless-fangirl-artist Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this so far down on the list? I actually snorted when I read this one!

    Katie Solem
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spit out my coffee at this one. Definitely should be higher on the list.

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    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I just exhale or grin as a form of laughter but I can't breath right now.

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't quite get this...xp maybe i should watch the movie again. Lol

    vampcat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR PLUCK THE PETALS OFF OF IT AND RUIN THE BEAST'S LIFE

    BisexualBaddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beast: YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE F*****G JOB

    wisdom evee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is damn hilarious

    vampcat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T TOUCH THE ROSE BELLE, DON'T TOUCH THE ROSE!!

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    #9

    Disney Post

    lonelygirlprefs Report

    Macaroon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't Disney, but Avada Kedavra is green as well

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rasputin's magic from Anastasia as well.

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Sprite? No thanks, satan.

    Helen Hurlock
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrek must be a paradox, as in a way shrek is an ogre and ogres are feared by the towns people. But really they are just misunderstood

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kermit the Frog is green...?

    Lindy Lou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they are all envious of the people they are trying to hurt. Green is the color of envy.

    WaffleWarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so the little kids know who the bad guys are. 😊

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    #10

    Disney Post

    haiirflip Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spill it, where's the restaurant? I need to take a trip there. Or just demand all restaurants to do this

    XueKaihua Studios
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW WHERE THAT PLACE IS I LIVE DOWN THE STREET. NEW MISSION: FIND THE CHEF BYE

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a job as a chef so I can do this..

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    #11

    Disney Post

    adobe-outdesign Report

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND HE ONLY REMOVES HIS GLOVES ONE TIME! WHEN HE POURS WATER ON ANNA'S LIFESAVING FIRE WHILE TELLING HER HE ONLY WANTED HER FOR HER KINGDOM!!!!!

    Chanbo Kol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And use his bare hand with the candle...puffs

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NOT MICKEY WHAT DID HE EVER DO WRONG I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

    BrookieTheWookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my dad was on a Disney cruise once as a kid, and micky grabbed his brother, not for a pic ...

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... you right! https://media.tenor.co/images/dacb476966cd5165688d4a4326d5d695/raw

    Morgan Dalglish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that gloves in Disney,That gloves represent Evil too.

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aahhahhahahha well this escalated quickly

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL the picture of Mickey at the end was unexpected.

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    #12

    Disney Post

    hellotailor Report

    bork_laser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why I went to college, tumblr has taught me so much more

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tumblr has so many sides, it has to be appreciated

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I'm starting to think that the Huns are the good guys.

    Madeline Tuohey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not better than the Aristocats. Thank you very much.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last few times I've watched Mulan, I've really liked Shan Yu. He gets a lot of awesome lines, and he's voiced by Miguel Ferrer who played my favourite character from Twin Peaks.I just wish that the character designers weren't so insistent on making the "evil" guys look inhuman.

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, Shang was kinda my favorite because he raised an army, but now I'm kinda liking the huns... I'm conflicted. Help.

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    #13

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    papersquared Report

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can show you the world. Many parking violations...

    wisdom evee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whole new level of b******t

    Annoj
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aladdin ala didn't park very good no

    #14

    Disney Post

    blackrose108 Report

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quasimodo is a goddamn cinnamon roll TO PURE FOR THIS WORLD AAH

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney taught little girls for generations how to end up with the biggest a*****e around the block and now we wonder why nice guys finnish the last.

    🌟Jim Phoenix🌟
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quasimodo is pure Cinnamon Bunny nothing shall stop him

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Quasimodo didn't even get his 'true love' in the end, Esmeralda. I always considered this unfair.

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obsessive and sexual fantasies about dead people is necrophilia not somnophilia

    Ceili Fey Hause
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone else noticed that prince Phillip looks slightly like Justin Bieber? *ew*

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves the world but the world doesn’t deserve him 💕

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    #15

    Disney Post

    hebigami Report

    Jack Green
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post like these is why I exist.

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hades is the actual funniest Disney villain

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Hades was the God of the underworld during ancient Greece. He was a dark person and was not sassy in the slightest. DO RESEARCH NEXT TIME DISNEY!!!!!

    Ariana Whitby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idia being friends with Yuu talking about other dorm leaders

    🌟Jim Phoenix🌟
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hades, we would be DEAD without your wisecracks😂

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    #16

    Disney Post

    sexyshoelessgodofwar Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Elsa gave me a happy medium... I can just be the disapproving big sister.

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interesting thing is I have always felt this way with young Disney characters when they're fighting with their parents, especially Ariel.

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to Ariel as a little kid: okie dokie wait till you see what they do to crab here.

    Kristi Zoebelein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #b***h you don't even know him - Had me rolling.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was a kid watching The Lion King and thinking Simba was the worst. He was like that one kid in class who acts like an entitled a*****e and gets everyone in trouble. Basically, I never agreed with kids in kids films. Except Hogarth from the Iron Giant. He definitely had a childish side, but he wasn't obnoxious or lacking in ambition.

    Daeris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I've always found Ariel pretty dumb - listening to a seagull, trading all of herself for legs for an unknown guy, leaving her family... Always agreed with her Dad and Sebastian

    Petra Schuitmaker-Heijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally had this thought last week while watching the movie with my 2,5 yr old daughter :-)

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've.. always agreed with the parents....

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    #17

    Disney Post

    waakeme-up Report

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and have a real world household. . . . and cooking skills . . . and parenting skills . . .

    Chase Howard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's not even a parent! She is the best Disney woman ever

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    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LILO and Stitch has always been my fave Disney movie, and I've been a loyal fan.

    Sondre Strøm Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actual human being with super thick legs. Same with Moana.

    Connor Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watched Lilo and Stitch yesterday and I loved it!

    Nardo218 x
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And having real people feelings...

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    #18

    Disney Post

    iguanamouth Report

    Heather Lemchen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Good Place AND The Little Mermaid. DOUBLE REFERENCE. I love it!

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    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trident has three prongs and a fork has four, she probably thought they were more powerful and small enough to fit in her clam shell purse!

    Jasmina Wetherley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she found a small trident, what do you expect? she has never seen a fork anyway in the first place

    Jasmina Wetherley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's small, so obviously she doesn't know what it is

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    #19

    Disney Post

    dingdongyouarewrong Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also applies to anime physics XD

    Daceg Celi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those big eyed japanese characters...

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. Her hair and skin would be a mess. Since she lives in salt water all the time, presumably her skin wouldn't take well to being completely dried out.

    Bel Panado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is, how the hell is her hair so beautifully red when she lived in salt water all her life. HAHA! #MermaidLogic

    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just not going to talk about how the reflection is different? ... Ok

    #20

    Disney Post

    threefingersup Report

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes my inner 6 year old feel uncomfortable, but the lesbian in me is okay with it, so I have the weirdest lady wood right now

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, yea, it's not that they are ladies that makes me uncomfortable... is the overtly sexual drawing of characters from my childhood.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? This is so creepy..

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maid Marian is a weird one to include, since she's not human and is often overlooked. This picture makes me uncomfortable in a "They don't all exist in the same universe!" kind of way.

    Kate Thuma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow White is just like "I'm too pure for this stuff" but at the same time she really wants it and she's just having a secret mental breakdown. XD

    Helene R.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jane looks like a baby dyke on her first gay pride

    Craftykit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the fox What the hell is this The heck This is too much i cant deal with this much fanfiction

    Bezza Adugna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! What?! Omg who did this? That's hilarious! 😂

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    #21

    Disney Post

    gogoravenclaw Report

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THat's why I DON'T like Cinderella.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in the book, the prince threw the ball because he met Cinderella in the forest and wanted to see her again

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just got a prince as a bonus to escape her abusive home.

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just got the prince and a happily ever after as a bonus.

    Nephi Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    What's your point?

    Magdalena Giceva
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    8 years ago

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    Sth like 50 shades of Grey...

    #22

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    czarnyma Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see John and Sherlock? No? I need to get help?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh The Road to El Dorado. You underrated movie that I still love. The animation is SUPERB. There's so much to look at. You have to watch scenes over just so you can see what each character's reactions to everything is, I love it.

    Yvonne Von Lång
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ou my goosh... I laughed so hard.... thank you <3

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    #23

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    Phemonoe 153
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. ..cecaelian is an amazing word!

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, release the stomach so me when I take off my skinny jeans

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who, other than the fact she’s a purple octopus monster, ursala looks like that sassy person that seems to always be in sitcoms #ursalathesassy

    Mattus Whiteman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel when I finish my customer service job

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel when I let go of the weight of life’s expectations and pressure thrust upon me by my family constantly.

    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the way she transforms, was she upside down? Was she talking out of her butt? Does she have a butt?

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    #24

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    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. Hephaestus needs somebody to love him but it's OBVIOUSLY not gonna be HERA. (Percy Jackson feels)

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either Disney did this on purpose or this person is a genius.

    the derp king (Liam)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was dropped from a tree woman when he was a baby

    Pazzazle Unlimited
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. It is like Greek myths! Awesome

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    #25

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    siriuslyafangirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Daniela Tanova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahha, the other posts were just "hmm, okay that's interesting" but this one made me LOL

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but I love the way her hair flipped.

    Lemur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest nightmare :(

    Shruti Joshi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha look at the evil queen's eyes

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    #26

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    Chase Howard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bottom comment tho!! That's so me!

    Amber Sanchez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the David characters are usually stuck in the friend zone.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why it's nice to see him get the girl!

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    Inurri
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is so true. :)

    Ariana Whitby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only disney man worth of being considered royal. Forget being a prince, David's a king!

    Angelle Webb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the last comment. XD

    Nicholas Hesser
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    8 years ago

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    Best prince? He's just some dude, not a prince.

    #27

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goat legs would have made it a very different (dare I say better?) film.

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone has ever seen the comic where Ursula gives her 8 legs because she has 8 legs... XD

    Danielle Morling
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eight legs...7 vaginas, i betcha the Prince would love that

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Octopus don't have 7 vaginas. I doubt that she would. Also, nah, that's too much work. He only has one penis, after all.

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    Lisa Iren Tjäder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't even get cellulite or stretch marks. Lucky gal.

    #28

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    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... they needed an "F" word.. so....

    Daeris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing - Elsa calls herself a fool ('I'm such a fool, I can't be free') , because that's how she sees herself - a villain

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't call people "bastards", "twats", and "fuckfaces" because you're in a kid's film.

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but whosoever shall say, ‘Thou fool,’ shall be in danger of hell fire.

    Captain Of The Ships
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    3 years ago

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    KEARA MALONE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also allwase have lime greem stuff commigh out of your hand

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    #29

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    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed then cried, I am still scarred by Mufasa's death

    Craftykit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But But He's dead He'll be upset

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    #30

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    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching pretty much anything now as an adult. I worry for the teenager's safety, health, decisions, and appropriate attire. What happened to me...

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid you naturally root for the teenager/kid in the movie but when you start rooting for the parent, that's when your childhood is truly over.

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    Luca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already thought this at 9 years old!

    Nephi Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. As a kid I thought the same thing, Goofy's amazing and you're ungrateful

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOFY IS ONE OF THE DISNEY CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE (the other being Donald Duck)

    Isis Taylor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh as a kid I thought Max was being too harsh on his dad. I thought sure, hes embarrassing but hes a single parent who goes to the moon for his kid. My parents never quite gave me that relationship Goofy gave his son as a kid soo I guess I was more perceptive of that/lil jealous.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true... i react like that when i rewatch the father of the bride :-)

    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i watch the goofy movies like an adult but im only 11

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    #31

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shut up dad just drive me to wet topic

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm I think he means the BUTT

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're emo don't talk to me. BOI.

    Chase Howard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nemo means nobody... Someone told him and now he is Emo Nemo who like Memeos

    rebekah hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nemo spelled backwards is omen .sooooo... there's that

    #32

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    L Venn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare blond gazelle in situ.

    Mousse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reminds me from France from Hetalia...

    Devin Keim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this funnier than it really is

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    #33

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone ever find it strange that Mrs. Potts is like 80? and Chip is her young CHILD?

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone ever find it strange that in a movie supposedly set in France, the only character who speaks with a french accent is a candlestick?

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    Sigrid Vinter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered how chip got into this world. The beast gets older with time, so I have to assume that everyone else does too. He was a boy when he was cursed. He is grown-up when Belle meets him. How did Chip get into this world??

    Diane Desfarges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not possible, French revolution was way before the movie is set to be (mid-1800s)

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French Revolution was 1789-1799. The fairytale was published in 1740, so it's hit-or-miss.

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    #34

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    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SomeBODY once told me (lol that moment when even your autocorrect knows the lyrics to this song)

    Josie Riley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about the post is wrong and makes me cringe

    David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaa, this is golden. The ultimate trap.

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    #35

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    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the fishing pole with legs that Sid made is a "Hooker"

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this that I displaced my one month old, napping on my chest, he slid halfway to my lap! lol

    Frank Moloch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When she loved me" from Toy Story 2 (The dildo blues) When somebody loved me, Everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together lives within my heart And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears And when she was happy, So was I When she loved me Through the summer and the fall We had each other, that was all Just she and I together, Like it was meant to be And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her And I knew that she loved me So the years went by I stayed the same But she began to drift away I was left alone Still I waited for the day When she'd say I will always love you Lonely and forgotten, I'd never thought she'd look my way And she smiled at me and held me just like she used to do Like she loved me When she loved me When somebody loved me Everything was beautiful Every hour we spent together lives within my heart When she loved me

    Stevens Rayant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrCeO8xlPbA France is here for you

    #36

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    brnchewy Report

    Jen Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bothers is the cutest thing ever and I'm stealing this

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is if he eats honey where does it go? What about the stuffing? I'm confused.

    Victoria Hammond
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be my most favourite Disney of all time. "When I up, down, touch the ground, it puts me in the mood......" I know what I'll be singing for the next week.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first pic is pretty mucj how I feel after every family dinner/holiday meal...

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is hilarious it made me cackle at 7pm

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    #37

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not believing this... When you work with the public, especially at Disney level, you have to deeply suppress the urge to swear. I doubt Snow White said "oh f**k" out of surprise.

    Angelika Nesper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On my first day working..." If it's an employees only bathroom, why not? Had a boss for some time who could swear up a storm but never when customers could have heard her.

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    Audrey Cohen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in dramma club and this happened to me at my first show. We shared a restroom with the audience, and we had to be in character the entire time. I was a bad guy and when I opened the door to the restroom I ran into an old lady, I was flustered.I muttered a weak ‘ oh I’m so sorry’. Afterwards I was so embarrassed.

    #38

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    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While Johnny Depp looks murderously at the back of his head Sorry, I had to.

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    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, does this remind anyone of Annabeth Chase and Luke Castillan?

    Stellou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "realistic meme" which is kinda true as well tbh

    #39

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm glad they added save China, before that is was completely unrelatable

    bring on the internet warriors
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k freezes s**t in Disn--OMFG HALFWAY INTO WRITING THIS I REALISED IT JUST MEANT FREEZE RANDOM STUFF. I THOUGHT IT MEANT FREEZE ACTUAL S**T.

    #40

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    maryhadalittlelamb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never heard of "hua ping" with the meaning of homosexual man. it is slang for "girls who are pretty but dumb"

    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i was thinking "fa ping" was already funny enough.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney should maybe do a bit more research before using foreign languages...lol

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phonetically "fa-ping" means something different in english.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I'm Chinese and Chi Fu's name went unnoticed for all these years ... think I need to open up that link to see what else I missed lol.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooorrrr u turn it into a pun: "when i went fishing i found a hua ping 500 pound fish

    Ashley Whitman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moment to point out "FaPing".......

    jetmastergames
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then when she became Ping, She was "Fa Ping"

    Pamela Beuret
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so in english it is Fa Ping? right? XD

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    #41

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    Paul Gettle (radwolf76)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as anyone who's had that done can tell you, those gloves /are/ COLD.

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prostate exams aren’t a big deal. Guys need to stop being so butt hurt about them. Nobody? I’ll see myself out.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    #42

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    Mousse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men don't need nipples, though...

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but men still have them. So, y'know, he might be a shapeshifter or something.

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is the last time a Disney prince had nipples. Tell me

    #43

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    Cristine Gjesdal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Norway, the country of "Hæ?"

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    #44

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, let's just be glad Taka/Scar didn't go to school with pretty much anyone who understood Swahili, or had google translate

    Neema Mina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Swahili speaker I just had to add: taka also means want... He wanted the throne. I think you get the connection.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed to hard that I snorted loudly, at work! HAHA!

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I laughed harder at this than anything else on this thread ... I feel so bad right now, but still laughing.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents never gave him a chance!

    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaannnnnndddddd.......BOOM childhood ruined

    Caylee-Ann Becerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taka as in the lava monster from moana??????

    Captain Of The Ships
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay that’s a pretty good reason to turn dark side.

    Madeline Shafer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually theirs a different story about the scar in "the lion guard"

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats ur sons name? our son is garbage XD

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    #45

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    Sonelle van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they change it for the joke though? or did i happen to see the censored version? what the hell.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, I missed this WHOLE dialogue. Hilarious!

    GracelleRhea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marie Antoinette and her sister is guillotined. The dolls don't have any head.

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    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said"let them eat cake" and the poor people gave her the guillotine

    #46

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    OTTERLUVR24
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME AS A PARENT!!!! *I will have blackout curtains*

    Klara Broden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look at that sunset, Mufasa, soon you're my b***h..."

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    #47

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a greek, i approve

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the poster is totally overthinking this, since the Hercules movie was full of nonsensical anachronisms, even when trying to make a joke about it i.e. Using Roman Numerals for numbers because "LOL ANCIENT", but the Herakles story is ANCIENT GREECE, BEFORE ancient Rome came about. As a classical history / mythology nerd, I HATE that movie. It's just full of "oh, you could've done something funny with this ACTUAL thing from mythology but NOOO, just going with some random s**t? WHY EVEN CALL IT HERCULES IF THE CHARACTER ISN'T EVEN ANYTHING LIKE THE GUY!?"

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. it's funny because he uses his fingers to count the three words

    Pedro Veloso
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact Hercules is roman not greek. Although Disney is trying to portrait greek mythology otherwise.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herakles is Greek though, and they're technically the same person.

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA! I could have read the Greek words, minus the translation

    #48

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    screwballninja Report

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madam Medusa, Jafar, and Ursula are some of the few Disney villains who actually care for their minions.

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in the third movie jaguar bosses him around

    Avery Cornelius
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my friends would give me a hat.

    #49

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    Fake Name
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doing the play and legit the translation is "Here is a lion, Oh yes its a lion" and then its RUN THE LION WILL EAT US. Like they are worshiping him one second and then they just scream AHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, oh wait he's our king we love him

    JoJo The Otaku Potato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am African and it is quite strange (and entertaining) seeing people so amazed

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How horrible is it that I have never seen this movie? How terrible am I?

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where have you been all this time? It's one of the best Disney movies ever!

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned this in high school when my choir sang this song, which is kind of horrible for me, a pedant, because now whenever I hear someone joke about it with gibberish I'm like "NO! THOSE AREN'T THE WOOOOORRRRDDDSS!"

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hated it when people kept saying na savenya -.-

    Starry Night Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i should go on google translate and say "nah savenyahbatabejsnnca" and see if it will recognize.

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always sounded like they were singing something about Pennsylvania.

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    #50

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    stitched-spade Report

    Chelsey VanRossum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're supposed to be screaming get with the program" best part.

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    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well triton is posidions son of many with different mother than his siblings it was common in the Greek gods family tree to have many wife's and children with then soooooooo

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN MYTHOLOGY PRETTY MUCH EVERY GOD HAD MULTIPLE WIVES THO

    Aurora Marionette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but tritons' the king and he has a magic fork. Also my underwear never matches

    Jackson G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm late but Ariel and all of their Mom https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/littlemermaid/images/8/83/Athena.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110515175551

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    Betty Osthoff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Yellow-tail took what should have been Ariel's sea-shells and she picked up an extra from Blue-tail.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has a friend with red hair. She has three brothers. One has like jet-black hair, one blonde, one brunette and her, the red-head. It is possible with humans. It’s probably bc maybe her mum was a brunette but she had a red-head dad and that was the non-dominant gene but that went to her daughter. My sister was explaining as she was taking biology classes and learning about genetics

    Naki love Anime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can get their genes from their grandmother/grandfather from their father or mother

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    #51

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    heart Report

    Heidi Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Hamilton, come in sir.... nobody? ok. *continues sobbing to its quiet uptown*

    Morgan Molloy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becky where is Gerald did he die and take his bucket with him

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    #52

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    i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city Report

    Elisabete Silva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you wanna build a snowman? NO!

    wisdom evee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    godammit i laughed harder than needed

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I LOST IT AT "BE THE OLD MAN YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE"

    Connor Marquand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at Russel's face in the second image...

    #53

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    goober826 Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably should've thought about this, GUYS.

    Teresa Stockroske
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had friend that had an original VW with German instructions in it and she named it Hitler.

    KEARA MALONE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see a amazing phone holder in that hat of his

    Deb Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that about the VW beetles.

    #54

    Disney Post

    bellegerant Report

    Zero Skull
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the movie she does I just didn't get it

    Zero Skull
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does in the movie I just never got it ;)

    Kids Krueger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUT THE F**K UP No pls

    #55

    Disney Post

    namelessshameless Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was getting his genie rubbed.... who knew?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he even knew that, though...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm more concern that someone know that this come from a porn comic...

    Marioara Popescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell, he has nipples, unlike the Disney version.

    Nofar Livne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya Aladdin didn't have nipples the entire movie

    Marissa Toussaint
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that guy proud of himself for knowing that this?

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it offending that we can see Aladdin's nipples but not Jasmin's.

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I'm concerned how the last person knew this

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    #56

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    karlimeaghan Report

    L Venn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Poseidon fathered Pegasus with Medusa, so technically Hercules and Pegasus are half-brothers.

    Tom Rieck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poseidon is Zeus' brother. That makes their sons first cousins

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    Tiger-Lily
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldnt he be her uncle because Triton and Hercules would be the 2nd generation so they would be cousins (because Poseidon and Zeus are brothers)

    Hann Gan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that makes Triton and Hercules cousins

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We. Need. That. Crossover.

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Percy jackson is also poseidons son so he is a half uncle

    Brooke Wellington
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked it, and the mythology was right!

    Craftykit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but where'd this image come from

    rebekah hernandez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The punctuation in this makes a big difference in how it's understood.

    Angelika Okotokro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, Hercules is her father's (Triton's) cousin - she is one generation further down the line ...

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    #57

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    emilianadarling Report

    Lara Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a brothel it's a harem and he shouldn't be in there thats why they dont like him.

    Marioara Popescu
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    8 years ago

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    Well, they are slave wifes so they should be rather happy.

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    Rose Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that as kid. Read the Bible, Esther is put in a harem.

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://rs264.pbsrc.com/albums/ii199/THETRIBEOF_5/LOL%20OMG/lol97.gif~c200

    Lyndsay B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his mom was probably one of the prostitutes and he was left there when she died.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    off topic that girl on the right is SO unnecessarily pretty

    #58

    Disney Post

    amazingatheist Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have decided he didn't want metal nails before they started building... jerk face

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so deep and profound and then . . . you. thank you for keeping the laughs going

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    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, can we appreciate Mother Gothel and Merida for being the only two Disney characters with curly hair?

    maswartz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a response I saw to a post like this "Tumblr realizes the villains are evil"

    #59

    Disney Post

    mememaster Report

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her defense, Tarzan didn't even know what a book was before Jane. Beast was a prince at some point and therefore had a very good education.

    Mela Melon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jane was on an expedition for gorillas, why the f**k did she had a basic children´s book in the jungle?

    Memory25
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody learned how to read with "Peter and Jane"?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Beast was a prince. Of course he could read.

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    #60

    Disney Post

    iruky Report

    Kira Leseman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was kinda like when you put something on a cat and it freezes and falls over. I put some headphones on my cat once and she lost all her balance and just laid there, purring up a storm. Cats and stitch might share the same characteristic. I love experiment 626.

    Michelle McCann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this probably looked cute but please please PLEASE don't do it to your cat again. They purr when they're calm but they also do it if they're under severe stress. She was probably having something akin to a severe vertigo attack (because you need your ears to balance) and was panicking.

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    Matt Anderson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the joke was that Stitch just needed to get Lei'ed

    Craftykit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garlic F*****g... Garlic its like DONT WORRY STICH I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE VAMPIRES

    #61

    Disney Post

    astroknight Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next Generation: Verbs

    Panpan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Tangled to Entangle. From Brave to Shoot. From Frozen to uhh... refrigerate.

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    Amber Dae Ingalls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did that to make it more gender neutral I believe

    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like original brave's name better than "brave"

    Tiger-Lily
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of really like the bear and the bow!!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this trend. I mean, you can do it for some titles, but now it's getting to be MOST of their titles. Get more creative!

    Nina's Channel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunniva Johnson- She is Repunzel in America also.

    JennaOrtegaObsession
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love the title "The Bear and the Bow" ngl

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bear and the Bow sounds epic tho. Also my whole childhood me and my sister struggled so hard tryna remember Tabgked was the movie name not her name, and Rapunzel was her name not the movie name so at some point we just called it Rapunzel bc we just gave up. We finally remembered her name was Rapunzel and have called the movie that ever since

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    #62

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    trust-me-imma-doctor-blog Report

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's two evil cats in Disney scar and luckier from Cinderella

    #63

    Disney Post

    scotchtapeofficial Report

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finding Nemo will never be the same.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody explain this to me, I do not want to understand

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the equipment between drains and the ocean would have made the movie title "Grinding Nemo" ...

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the fact that Marlin never feminized implies that Coral is still alive.

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I unread this?? Aaaaaah 🙈

    Craftykit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus i find it finny how marlin's overprotective because real male clownfish have to take really good care of their eggs or the mom will kick them out of thie anemone hiuse thing

    Danielle Wigger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. they all start out as boys then change if they have to

    bread
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this, I hate you.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you, reality. Also, I hate Marlin's weird "noseless middle-aged man" face on a fish, it's very unnerving.

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    #64

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    thescarlet-speedster Report

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was a water-melon get my drift

    just a nerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One face that must be known, that this is actually adorable

    Felicia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone try to read his shirt ??No....?

    yuni sihombing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is...sssooooo.... great ... wwkkkwwkkkk

    #65

    Disney Post

    celerysticks4life Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! That my social life in my twenties wrapped up in one little post.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so doing this when my bestie gets drunk. Go up to her fiancée and say "here's your precious princess". He and I don't really get along, but we might after that LOL!

    #66

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    fourlittlebees Report

    bread
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like in yuri on ice, that show would be tame for the most part if it wasnt for Christophe GIACOMETTI. that horny b***h

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he does get sentenced to pooper scooper

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa almost killed the Dike's bodyguards until Hans stopped her remember?

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro how is tangled G tho???? She was ducking chained and had tape on her mouth and Eugene was stabbed from the behind???? Like how?????

    #67

    Disney Post

    teamrocketing Report

    Bezza Adugna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Part: basically everyone else in my life - 2. Part: what I'm thinking about basically everyone who is Part 1

    Emma C Cheppy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally laughed out loud!! 😂😂😂😂 #Facts

    #68

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    viria Report

    #69

    Disney Post

    starwarsisgay Report

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I learned to cut my own hair.

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need my hair buzzed i hate long hair

    Marioara Popescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why her brown hair doesn't grow. Thus makes no sense.

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    #70

    Disney Post

    ten-and-donna Report

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Disney taught me anything it’s that there’s never a wrong time to dress in drag and do the hula

    #71

    Disney Post

    tale-wind Report

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see just how much all pixar movies are linked, look up "the pixar theory"

    Juniper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.O Whoever thought of that is brilliant!

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    Angelika Okotokro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when Rapunzel and Eugene show up at the castle in Frozen 😉

    Coralie Bamas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure it is related. I think he's just saying, that it's because of a horse that he's here. ^^

    #72

    Disney Post

    thespywhospies Report

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most readers don't make it this far. they quite around page 6. this treat is for the real fans.

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    Lizzie Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen The Emperor's New Groove? Do I need to drop everything and watch it?

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch it, pretty funny :). I've only seen it once though.

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    Luci is back
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legit made me laugh... "I'm always off groove"

    #73

    Disney Post

    shelleythesnail Report

    Koko Sempai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this 30 times with my little sister and I paused it so perfectly LMAO

    OTTERLUVR24
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will make lovely no-handed-long faced children

    #74

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    tripalz Report

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He became the very thing he swore to destroy.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That figurine makes me want to run and hide

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    #75

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    talkn3rdytomee Report

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aladdin should get off that train. He has a father who is alive.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aladdin looks like he just pulled the bread out of his and disgusted and confused as to why its there.

    Audrey Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiro isn't an orphan either? His mom is very well alive? His brother died, not his mom? UM?!?!?!?!

    Nikola Olszak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that's why he looks so confused

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    #76

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

    doorya4585 Report

    Skunk Drunk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my old teacher played that movie for my 2nd grade class and everyone just went silent...

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always more confused by how NOBODY (except maybe Shang? But he decided not to interrupt the musical number?) NOTICED A HUGE BURNT-DOWN VILLAGE WITH FIRE AND SMOKE STILL RISING OFF OF IT while they were walking towards it!

    Saoirse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one going to comment about how Shang, as the general, should not be riding right at the front?

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so random fact: after this scene there are no musical numbers in the rest of the movie, to represent the mood shift.

    Sadie Shapiro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WELL IF YA HADN'T STOPPED TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. (Anyone who gets this reference is my spirit animal, new best friend, and, if female, my soulmate.)

    Nardo218 x
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saw this movie first time as a college kid and i gasped

    #78

    Disney Post

    thepuppysizedelephant Report

    Angie Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an air traffic controller. One day we had this conversation with an aircraft with the callsign FROZEN... Controller: "When you have a moment, I have a question for you." Pilot: "No! I do NOT want to build a snowman!!" Controller: "...I was just going to ask if you wanted an opposite direction departure off runway 35R..." Pilot: "Oh...yes, I would like that runway please."

    #79

    Disney Post

    dream-breathe-disney Report

    Sassy Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KOVU. IS. NOT. SCAR'S. SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SAID IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mary Kate Craig
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kovu was hand picked by Scar to be his successor, he wasn't actually his son. They're not related :)

    Zane Kozlova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who finds it disturbing thinking that he is Simba's cousin and her uncle at the same time..😓 I mean.. Yeah.. Thanks, but no thanks.

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    #80

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does dippy dawg sound like a name for corn dogs? Like "Mom can we get dippy dawgs?" See it sounds like the perfect company name, because with that handy stick, dipping is quick. Oh, that was a rhyme.

    #81

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    get-to-the-choppa-me Report

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so scared holy ship

    Brooke Wellington
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, Aurora looks like she got woken up at six, on a Saturday.

    Johnny Naskamin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I know they were Buscemis eyes before I read the description?

    🌟Jim Phoenix🌟
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sleeping beauty one is perfect👌👌👌

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    #82

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    hola-tanneritoss Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he's the King. Everything he does is better than anything everyone else does... even if it ends in a mess

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    thedailylaughs Report

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    maggins Report

    Cindy Kruth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! On my confirmation the priest spent half an hour talking about how musfasa was like God speaking to Jesus 😂

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's fun. At my confirmation, the priest's entire sermon was about plants - not a lot of Biblical relevance, just talking about his garden.

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    #87

    30+ Times Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

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    Sadie Shapiro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW I'm not the only one who internally sang this.

    #88

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    fetty-scotch Report

    Psotny Puk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so... who else sang this and felt awesome about it? :D

    Amber Sanchez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a longer version somewhere, and it is terribly magnificent.

    Siân Nicholson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so far down the list?? 😂😂

    Danielle Wigger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! i am dying! this will never be the same!🤣

    Sadie Shapiro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sang it internally and immediately regretted it.

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    #92

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    shervenger Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the unpopular opinion that Hans deserved a better movie.

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his villain turn makes no sense. He literally saved elsa's life (which makes no sense if he was planning on killing her), and when the canoe flipped over and he was under it, not seen by anyone except the camera, he smiles to himself because of Anna. A genuine, "wow she's goofy and beautiful i like her a lot" kind of smile. IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT HE WOULD TURN ON ANNA AND ELSA BASED ON THE SCENES IN THE MOVIE

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    eusthetic Report

    Kayla Miraglia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See that's something that losses me off about the second movie. In the second movie, she struggles to balance books on her head, so it shows that those directors completely disregarded that she could walk UP STAIRS with a tea set on her head!NOT EVEN A DROP SPILLED!!!!!

    StarKitten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a gif. She's walking up the stairs and one of her shoes slips off. It says "FORESHADOWING".

    Brikton wardell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can balance things on my head but not that good

    #94

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    rainbow-ginger-butterfly Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that so stupid...*chuckles to self 10 minutes later*

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