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Classical art and art history might sound a tad complex to some of you Pandas, but we assure you, they’re both a lot of fun. And someone who makes it far more approachable for all of us, near and far, is the founder of the ‘Classical Damn’ project on Instagram.

The ‘Classical Damn’ Instagram page boasts a whopping 315k followers who just can’t wait for their next creative dose of classical paintings merged with modern-day captions. And it’s all done to make you chuckle, giggle, and laugh. Scroll down for some of the best classical art memes, and don’t forget to upvote your fave ones.

Do we have any art-lovers in the crowd tonight? Let us know which of these memes you liked the most and what classical painting is by far the nearest and dearest to your heart, dear Pandas. Personally, ‘Wanderer above the Sea of Fog’ is something I can’t stop looking at, and it’s interesting to see it in a more modern and witty context.

Bored Panda reached out to the founder of 'Classical Damn,' who follows our online magazine regularly, to hear about their project. "I started the page in early 2019 to combine two of my passions: art and memes. I had been deeply interested in art history as a hobby for some time and I always used to come across these paintings that looked like they were exactly made for a meme. I started putting captions on them and circulated it amongst family and friends," they said.

"After being well received, I decided to start an Instagram page to reach a wider audience and create a community with similar interests," they opened up about how the entire project got started on social media. Scroll down for the full interview about why so many Instagram users find the art memes so relatable and also check out our interview with Shelby Bercume, who is a former art gallery director from Florida.

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The founder of 'Classical Damn' believes that so many people relate to the content of the page because all the captions deal with modern-day life and its problems: from relationship problems and the coronavirus to satire about politics and religion.

"Even though the paintings are hundreds of years old, their expressions and captions make it seem they are one of us," they explained to Bored Panda.

"Creating original content does become difficult at times because finding paintings with accurate expressions and resolution is a time consuming process," the founder said when asked whether it becomes challenging at any point to create so many fresh memes.

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    "In my opinion art and art history can be made more accessible by increasing public access to art spaces. Instagram has done a tremendous job in this by providing a platform to artists, content creators, and curators," the creator of 'Classical Damn' shared a very positive outlook on the relationship between art and tech.

    "More and more people have started appreciating art after seeing them on their feeds and then trying to learn more about their backgrounds. Technology has made its interpretation and access inclusive. The future is going to be an exciting period for art and I'm looking forward to it."

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    Marcellus II
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    IIRC that was 11, the 12th was a bit of a backstabber.

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    Meanwhile, Shelby, a former art gallery director living in Florida, believes that art doesn't have to be more approachable because in her opinion it is not unapproachable. "Art is not snooty and complicated. Art is in literally everything we do, it makes the world go round. It is how we market, it’s what we decorate our homes with, heck it is what we decorate ourselves with," she told Bored Panda.

    "You literally cannot turn around without seeing some form of art, in architecture, logos, billboards, television, everything. And that came from somewhere," she noted that the idea that art is unapproachable may be outdated.

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    Bored Panda asked Shelby about whether classical art will ever come back into fashion and about her favorite styles. "Everything is cyclical. We develop new styles that hold qualities of the old while still addressing and innovating in the now. So do I think there will be an exact regurgitation of the older movements? No. But I do think we can see common themes from what once was," she said.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's bound to come in handy one day and it doesn't eat THAT many people"

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    "I don’t think I could pick one movement that would be my favorite, but I am very fond of the Rococo movement. I love the frivolousness and whimsey of it. It was idealistic and excessive and a bit of an absurd expression of a carefree lifestyle," Shelby shared her thoughts about art movements with Bored Panda. "It definitely shows the disconnect of the French aristocracy from the plights of the common people, but for me, in this day and age, it serves as an idealistic escape into whimsy and a carefree land of nonsense. It just makes me giggle."

    According to the art expert, there doesn't always have to be something "to get" when it comes to appreciating art. "If you don’t care for one style of art there are plenty others to choose from. I have never really understood why there is such a block. Art is what you make of it, if you don’t like 'x,' move on to 'y.' And if you really want to understand something, do your research and dive into it. Figure out what the beginnings were. What is the artist trying to say? Are they trying to say anything? Is it for aesthetics? Are you supposed to interpret it or are you looking too far into it? You don’t have to understand everything to like it, and you don’t have to like everything to appreciate it. If you can’t get past disliking a particular movement you can find another one."

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the last time men wolf-whistled at Gladys as she rode to work

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parading it through the streets where everyone can see it, is better than Instagram.

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    Classical art memes are a popular subject on Instagram. There are lots of popular pages that use old-timey paintings as templates for modern memes with great success.

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    For instance, Bored Panda recently featured the ‘Classical Sarcasm’ project, run by Adnan Cirak from Bosnia Herzegovina, who runs it with his parents. “My inspiration is to promote art and also young artists who are painters and creators,” he told us.

    "When creating memes, I just need to look at one painting, and immediately the brainstorming starts in my head. Also, many followers are sending their own creations. I'm so proud that my page has motivated soo many people to express their own creativity,” Adnan, who created ‘Classical Sarcasm,’ told Bored Panda.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit random caption, and we're not even halfway in the list (as ranking goes at the moment).

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was how I learnt painting in art class. Just a bunch of fruits and random objects. One would have thought we were painting The Monalisa.

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    The young creator was very happy that his art memes help break cultural barriers as they reach people from all over the globe.

    "Paintings are perfect because they all have a story behind, also everyone has an opportunity to tell the story in their own way," he said that social media users enjoy having the freedom to interpret the art and the memes through their own subjective lens.

    Australian art historian Mary McGillivray from Melbourne explained to Bored Panda a bit earlier that art history tends to make a lot of people feel overwhelmed because they think it’s very serious and important. This can also make them feel like it isn’t meant for them to decode.

    “This isn't true! I've said it before and I'll say it again, art history is just old memes. Once we start to see the humor and the humanity in art, it becomes far less intimidating," she said.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know he's got a box of 500 fresh quills under his desk

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The club was full of the usual suspects.

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    Though the art expert is a fan of painting-related memes and humor, one thing that gets her blood boiling is ‘The Da Vinci Code film. “The fiery rage it sparks within pushes me to go on. Nothing like pure hatred to fuel creativity," she quipped that this keeps her passionate about educational and fun TikTok videos about art.

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    Meanwhile, former Florida art gallery director Shelby said some time ago that a lot of people find art history “intimidating and difficult to grasp” because it’s not a subject taught in many schools.

    "I don’t necessarily think art history is an inaccessible entity, but I know that people tend to feel intimidated by things they aren’t experts in. Since art is often, if not always subjective, it feels even more intimidating than a subject with a 'right answer,' like math for example," she told Bored Panda. "I think often that leads to a disconnect between the desire to dive into the subject of art and by relation art history, and the execution of it."

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this particular Jesus speaking with a Norwegian accent

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl in red;"You're not from around here, are you?"

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    "Art is something to be enjoyed and shouldn’t be reserved for an exclusive group," the former gallery director said. "Art is aesthetics and feelings. If you love something, voice why you love it... if you can’t find the words, that’s ok! Talking about art is really discussing how the art affects your emotional state and what thoughts it provokes.”

    According to the expert, it’s perfectly fine to not be in love with every piece of art, classical or modern. "Remember, it is ok to not love everything, believe it or not, certain artworks are meant to be disturbing or disliked. Just don’t be intimidated to speak up because that’s really all we’re doing when we talk about art. We’re voicing opinions."

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    Reddus Heddus
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this picture many times, just now noticed the eraser on the kid in the red shirt head.

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    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MM/DD/YYYY gives me a mindfuck every time🤦🏼‍♀️

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    Sonnovab Kegeles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Tacky Romance book covers become "classic art"?

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an ad - probably a dig at "unnatural" suffragettes

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death in the Discworld books likes cats....

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's do another take, now put your fingers like this and then like this and act angry

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting the tedious scientific stuff out of the way so he can devote more time to alchemy

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    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re having great time at a party and the only sober friend is trying to remind you it’s time to leave

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know you have £10,000 a year but...I'm sorry, it's your eyebrows"

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is funny but in all seriousness, no means no, period.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gent in lower left corner whispers to friend: "He's exaggerating, there are no fish that big in the Sea of Galilee"

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be Noah asking God, as that's the only time he's rebooted/deleted earth.

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to notice these are ice cream cones!

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    R. U. Sirius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She hadn't eaten in three days!? People have limits you know. She'll just have to get a new kimono. Sorry I don't make the rules..... Cats do, however...

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay... who took a picture of me??

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hellish abomination could resist that come hither look and open nightshirt?

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Goes back to sleep then wakes up by 9*

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as the kids are having fun playing outside and not inside playing computer games... 😉

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On the bright side, you'll be immortalized. Like Lou Gehrig"

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    V 2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are the anime openings??

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    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful, and I'm happy to see the whole version. It's even better. Wow!

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    BorPand8
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milking that forced perspective for everything they can...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He...he just tripped on the rug, he'll be fine"

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paradoxical multitasking. Sounds like a syndrome.

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a possessed parrot...."

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ok, ok, I’ll get you that horse”.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT THIS TOILET PAPER HOLDER BADLY LOL

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young Leonardo di Caprio heroically prevents the murder of young Tom Hiddlestone

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k is going on here, besides the obvious?

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    Hadesdaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol people listening to punk rock in the mosh in hell

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the old Far Side cartoon: Wife: "Enough with this "Alexander the Pretty Good!"

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was smoking a bit too much of the weird stuff?

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    Anapv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all religions have the concept of hell, so he might be fine

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guest: "Read the small print, Mary!"

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    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He uses Leo Di Caprio face to do that!

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are acting smart in front of the squad but the horse knows your dumb ass has been taking its Ivermectin...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish he wouldn't stroke his massive oaken staff in public," thought Lady Caroline as her husband embarrassed her yet again

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    Kimu but she’s inactive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont see anything wrong here. This is a masterpiece.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Little does he know I'm currently using 'Molly the Fruit Poisoner'"

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beethoven, Einstein, Newton, Da Vinci, Franklin, ... Keanu?? Nothing against Mr. Reeves, but "one of these things is not like the others".

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corinthian...only because of Ricardo Montalban.

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    Hadesdaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guy on the far right is just SO done

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting tall men is like wanting slim women; your call, but you might miss a better match this way.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convinced that his girlfriend would return if he was a widower, Maurice watched tensely as his wife began to cross the street. He had to pay the cab driver a small fortune but it would look like a tragic accident

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    Jonnathan Poirier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that ignores text all the time no f***s given

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke Zero - the very definition

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know the background: This is a photo of Stalin with his important comrades --- which he later had executed one after the other with his increasing paranoia ('the purges'). So official photos had to be routinely doctored, with originals often only available in the anticommunist West. This starts with Nikolai Antipov, Stalin, Sergei Kirov and Nikolai Shvernik in Leningrad, 1926... I only knew the last one, not the two intermediate ones! More examples e.g. https://www.history.com/news/josef-stalin-great-purge-photo-retouching

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just offer her a glass of wine instead.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's too tense for success in this endeavour... it's a cooperation not a quest to send him on.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isabella was brought up in a culture that celebrated adultery, deceit, violence and tragic death. God, she loved opera

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    readingthequibbler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katherine had slipped up once more and is quick to cover her tracks. Her mother can never know she went to see the Seer. All she wanted was to know her soul mate but she walked out with her death date.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a gorgeous ephebe walks past the Philosophy 101 class

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like its wearing a gaming headset....

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the day before, and the day before, and the day before ...

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was dating them long enough to absorb their music library

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago

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    They are identically dressed, tho. And NOT sl*tty... you can do better, BP.

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