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Christmas time, undoubtedly, is the most festive time of the year. Decorated evergreens, Christmas songs and jolly people everywhere are sure to set you in the mood for gift giving and merriments. But if those things are not enough for you, we've compiled a list of Christmas jokes and funny cartoons to uplift your Christmas spirit even more.
The collection below contains the best comics from classic cartoonists such as Owl Turd, Hugleikur Dagsson, and Loading Artist. Some of these funny comic strips are random, some are dark, and some are totally relatable, but they're all guaranteed to put a smile on your face. No need to thank us - Christmas is all about sharing after all. Let us know which of these cute drawings and Christmas jokes are your favorites and don't forget to vote for the best!
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Liat Cohen-Shakked 8 years ago
His dog's colar tag even has S.R initials on it!
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Kahlo Smith 8 years ago
The dog knows how to cheer its human up ;) I like the subtle doggy high-five
jacluckycat 8 years ago
This is really sweet. Clever doggos, hooking up their humans. It's a good thing for them they're dog people, not cat people
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Jane The Killer 8 years ago
Oh god he's suffocating stop "aw"-ing people and get him out of there :o
Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago
i have done this with my mom but for some reson she was scared when i jumped out of the box
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georgia 8 years ago
"Its not a phase. This is who I am! You can't change me!"
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Eglė Liubinaitė 8 years ago
A guys found a genie lamp, and suddenly a genie apeared. Genie : Thank you my lord, that you've found me. Now ,that I'm free, I give you one wish. Guy: Hmm...I want a ferrari. Genie: Sorry, I'm new in my work as a genie. Could you ask something else please? Guy: I want to get A's on all of my tests in school and University. Genie: What colour of ferrari do you want?
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Kahlo Smith 8 years ago
This went from funny, to heartwarming, to terrifying in the span of six panels. Now that's a dramatic narrative!
Dante McBride 1 year ago
You’re the only one with the grammar issues here. The comic is mistake-free.
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Jane The Killer 8 years ago
AHHHH KAWAII too kawaii it burns (leaves and goes back to Jordan Persegati on youtube) (better)
Jane The Killer 8 years ago
Not hateing on pusheen cat, dats not possible, hateing on nothing rn.
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PandasAreMyFav 8 years ago
*Reply your Opinions* I know this is supposed to be a joke. However when I read this I surprisingly feel like this has a philosophical vibe to it.
FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
So is no one gonna answer. I think his house is flesh since gingerbread men were made first... I think...?
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Tis thou house made of flesh...ith of art thou made of house...ith
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Paula Peddle 8 years ago
This would be the worst spoiler list ever if it's about The Walking Dead....
Jane The Killer 8 years ago
YOU DIE! AND YOU DIE! AND EVERYBODY GETS TO DIE! (too morbid, too quick)
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Phanic! at My Chemical Fall Out Twenty One Brides 8 years ago
And this is why I'm not ...
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Jim Phoenix 8 years ago
It's hilarious how Santa is a anagram for Satan. It's also one of the reasons I don't believe in him. Imagine Satan constantly watching your every move...😨😨😨😰😰😰😱
2 years ago
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Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago
there is also puberty...you are playing with your friends, building forts out of god knows what, having a good time...and then puberty comes and now you are interested in girls, have hair everywhere....
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Jane The Killer 8 years ago
well apperantly he had two tree topper-----OMG YAY RAG AND BONE MAN STARTED PLAYING ON MY HEADHONES (PLAYING RADIO)......SOME POOPLE GOT THE REAL PROBLEMS, SOMEPEOPLE NEED TO SLOW DOWN. I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL, I'M ONLY HUMAN. OOPS, got carried away. :3
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bron margaret 8 years ago
Where can I get those official Old Fart's socks again? You can tell 'cos they say Old Farts socks. No lie friend used to wear them.
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chinasword 8 years ago
Bear didn't get a present. Bear gives bird money to go buy his own present. Turns out, bird just wanted to get money from bear.
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Alexis 8 years ago
"Prancer, Vixen, Comet, and 5 others liked this." Does that mean each of the eight original reindeer liked that post? 🤔
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Hans 8 years ago
I find it slightly disturbing the a bee-like bug grows a nose while wrapping up presents.
PandasAreMyFav 8 years ago
I have read comics(with this bee) by this author before and it seems if my memory serves right that the nose appears at awkward situations and punchlines.
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Samantha Tolmie 8 years ago
Did I remove the price tag? And also 'I spent so long wrapping the gift I can't remember what it is and therefore who it's for'=hasty unwrap
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
I did that before : just be there when it's opened.... and then be really quick to remove three tag or scrap the price with a black pen.
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Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago
Who knows the name of that artist? I like his art and that cat that he always draws. Thank you ^^
Doug Stringham 8 years ago
Our daughter loves Pusheen and frequently emulates the art style while making her own cat comics.
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FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
No one cares when I give a gift but if anyone else gives a gift they are "the most generous person in the world!" Meanwhile I get a "meh. Thanks I guess..."
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Arrowheart12 8 years ago
Yes!!! I'll take 10 of existential despair oh wait my life already has that!
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Kjorn 8 years ago
today's sadness... few year ago my wife work in an hospital and a patient who was jewish call her rabbi in New-York to ask him if she could wish her a merry Christmas... how f****d up it's that?
Tomek Sztuk 8 years ago
Pretty f****d up, given that Jews, Christians and Muslims worship the same f*****g deity...
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Wayne Beesley 8 years ago
Humans enjoying a nice time of year politics and religion should be irrelevant - if you choose to live in a western country - join in
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Phanic! at My Chemical Fall Out Twenty One Brides 8 years ago
Exactly! Why do adults give kids clothes? You know they don't want it!
Sockpuppies11 8 years ago
Unless they actually like the clothes they're getting...
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Bryn 8 years ago
Lol, I babysit for a kid who loves Pokemon. I saw a pretty cool Pokemon shirt at the store the other day. I told him about it, and he was pretty excited about it. Personally, I would have loved it. But then again, I was also the kid who asked for tape, mechanical pencils and noteboks. (Because I wanted to make the world's largest tape ball, and I loved writing stories. But still.)
Caroline Driver 8 years ago
It's because kids are still growing out of their clothes like Topsy, and they get way too many f*****g toys anyhow.
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Anh Aline Vuo 7 years ago
I'm not sure about this one. There's an undertone of denigration here. I wouldn't have a problem if it was anything else ( toy or ramdom object). But we're talking about a human being here. Even if it's just a very stupid comic strip, I don't believe in denigrating a group of people based on their ethnicity
Wayne Beesley 8 years ago
It will break after 3 days and end up poisoning the earth in landfill - merry Christmas folks
Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago
ps btw james love the work you do and i want you to keep at it because it make smy day the whatch your vids on youtube
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Maria Hagen 7 years ago
Yes, Christmas is still about Jesus! That's my belief and my right to believe. So Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all regardless.
Anne Enderby 8 years ago
Jesus did exist, search the web or pick up a book the evidence/truth is there.
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Dante McBride 1 year ago
All I got for christmas was a couple adult colouring books and some pens. even though EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY (including the rich ones) knew I wanted a vr headset!! I’ve wanted one since I was 11!!
#28
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Ugh, you forgot to include the poor cashier who has to deal with them all
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Ah yes... the joy and laughter of the end of the year traffic jams in the street, in the shops, on the way home....
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PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago
Actually I heard this in Jack Nicholson's voice
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sho-haru here 1 year ago
i need to be more like this man so i don't have to make public appearances
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Douglas Goldbach 8 years ago
Quetzalcoatlus: Pro: Can cast Lightning spells. Con: Requires a lot of MP to summon.
Stephanie Hallberg 8 years ago
Y mean Birds are predecessors to dinosaurs?
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Marika Stanway 8 years ago
Aye, jump straight to 4. :) And all bags you get, keep them and put them to good use later when you're giving out some pressies yourself.
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over opinionated 8 years ago
But it's easy... just get the wrapping station at the mall to do it.
Kimberly (Kimmie) Inn 1 year ago
Step 3 don't give up Step 4 throw all bags in your house Step 5 repeat
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I go right to step 4. I'm lazy and the bags can be reused.
Wayne Beesley 8 years ago
Imagine 2 billion rolls of Christmas paper sent to landfill ....merry Christmas
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2 years ago
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Katelin Hall 8 years ago
I've also never really considered Christmas a religious holiday, I just like the joy and the gift giving, and the whole Christmas vibe.
Katelin Hall 8 years ago
I don't know, as I kid I always kinda suspected that Santa was not real, but I thought it was fun to believe. I still appreciate my parents
Master Markus 8 years ago
That's why I don't think you should tell kids about Santa. I don't want to have kids, but I'd love to tell some that there's no such thing as Santa, just thank your parents, they (probably) worked hard to get you presents.
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
I still believe in him even though my parents told me he doesn't exist a decade ago...
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Marcela Nedov 8 years ago
My kids always knew there is no such thing as Santa, we didn't want them to believe in something that some day will disappoint them. And than they would be: "Mommy, why WHY did you lied to me all those years?! Now I feel like an idiot. I'll never trust you again!" :facepalm:
Douglas Goldbach 8 years ago
So, you would not read fairy tale books like Red Riding Hood and others books of the kind to your sons because you fear they will be disappointed that it is not real? That the story were invented too?
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#39
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Oh my gosh I'd love to see some humility from some of the customers I go have to serve at work... Still, I'm always very grateful to the understanding ones! I had someone blast me at work today for a sale not being good enough... Why would you think I can control that??
Tamra Smith 8 years ago
I've worked in an Urgent Care Clinic when Flu Season hit its peak the week of Christmas. Believe me, I've seen the worst of humanity.
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Marika Stanway 8 years ago
That freak will never enter my house... I don't care if my kids are not scared of it, I am.. end of.
Anne Leutsch 8 years ago
When I was younger I used to sneak up behind him and catch him. Then my mom would find him in terrible places like inside the houseplant under the dirt, behind the toilet, etc. I didn't like him spying on me and narking me out to Santa. :(
Arrowheart12 8 years ago
They are demonic and no one can tell me otherwise so I second Marikas comment
2 years ago
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Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
My cat has trashed the tree, he just couldn't figure out the camera!
Caroline Driver 8 years ago
My cats won't trash the tree, they're terrified of it. Like everything else
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Anne Katrine Thormann 8 years ago
Arabella, not everyone lives in the US. Love, the rest of the world
Caroline Driver 8 years ago
You can buy a gun, but not mild alcohol. Makes perfect sense, America
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adoracat 8 years ago
Have faith...I was still getting carded into my mid-30's!
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Kirsten Dayne 8 years ago
That must not take place in the US or Canada because US drinking age is 21 and Canada drinking age is 18 or 19 depending on the province, and it says "You must be 16 or older"
Lucie Leroy 8 years ago
are you aware that there isn't only America in the world? :D
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Doug Stringham 8 years ago
Unless they are actual sociopaths, then they are bad kids. Fortunately they are rare.
Load More Replies... Wayne Beesley 8 years ago
Bad rude kids that spend all year being complete shits still get rewarded with material wealth so does it matter
Bree Brents 8 years ago
Yep! Most kids do whatever they want because they know that no matter what Santa well bring them what they want. Crazy.
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What do you think ?
Susan NihgCharthaigh 8 years ago
There's truth in advertising. It says 10 funny christmas comics and I stopped at #108 when I got too depressed to continue.
Susan NihgCharthaigh 8 years ago
There's truth in advertising. It says 10 funny christmas comics and I stopped at #108 when I got too depressed to continue.
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