What's your favorite animal? We all have our preferences, often formed when we are kids and based on not much in particular. Mine is a fox, mainly because my favorite football team is nicknamed the Foxes, and they are clever and sly. Now Charlie, the brains behind 'Welcome to my meme page' has started giving the best reviews on animals in a tongue-in-cheek way, and they are tons of fun to read.

“I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie told Bored Panda. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old.”

Such has been the popularity of Charlie's fake reviews, a book is now on the way. “A funny book of these reviews is in the works as well as a storybook and a mixed media variety book,” he told us. “I am a full-time writer - people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that.”

“My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!”

Charlie really does have a knack for making people laugh, and his first batch of funny animal reviews prove it. From Badgers (sad creatures) to ants (unstoppable) these reviews hilariously highlight the pros and cons of individual species, with the absurdity of it all sure to bring an idiotic smile to your dial! If you just can't get enough, we have a previous post based on Amazon-style animal reviews that you can find here. Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Ants

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CultOfBambi
Community Member
2 years ago

Consider me ashamed of myself for being a space cadet and playing Jumpy Jumpy Shooty Shooty bing bing wahoo VIDEO GAMES!

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#2

Elephants

Elephants

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Elephants are amazing! Have multiple family units come together for the good of the herd and are compassionate and intelligent.

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#3

Dogs

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Alex K
Community Member
2 years ago

mine was guilty of Alchemy too

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#4

Spiders

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

I love spiders - had a tarantula once - my favorite was a huge female spider that lived in the greenhouse - I carefully stuck dead flies on her web every day - til the 2 million babies hatched - then it was - "oh shit - what have i done?"

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Snakes

Snakes

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

My boa constrictor was unturstworthy - she didnt try to strangle you - she BIT you

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#6

Parasitic Roundworms

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Lilly Petit
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2 years ago

Totally agree

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#7

Tables

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CultOfBambi
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2 years ago

Oh lordy! This is just so hilarious.

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#8

Turtles

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Never presented your finger to a cute snapping turtle eh? ^^

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#9

Birds

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lazy panda
Community Member
2 years ago

I must be tired because "eat our seeds and then go CACK" nearly made me spit coffee on my desk.

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#10

Jellyfish

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

See-through (Perverts) is very funny!! Though IMO they are horrible, loathsome things. Been stung twice so extremely biased!

Danny Munson
Community Member
2 years ago

They are just pissed because there are no pennut butter fish.

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

AND, the smallest are the deadliest!! WTF is THAT about????!!!

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

brilliant - sniggering away to myself here (british term)

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

And dont forget!! They ARE brainless!! LITERALLY!!

Gina Phelps
Community Member
2 years ago

They should really be one star because they can live forever...so they can sting you FOREVER, if nothing eats them. Its science Y'all.

Ruth Beaty
Community Member
2 years ago

You have never known horror until innocently walking on a beach, enjoying ocean breezes, iffy smells, and clouds, and you look down to see slimy blobs of goo everywhere invading the sand!!! Oh, Oh, the screaming and running and panicking.

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

Jelly fish can sting the heck out of you or even kill you. No stars from me

Layla Brown
Community Member
2 years ago

Ummm, Jellyfish are immortal are you kidding me with this review? They can clone themselves and shut down nuclear reactors after a disaster. I demand a redo, they are little heroes these things.

Carol Harrison
Community Member
2 years ago

Went for the cheap laugh. Oh well.

Bernice Wittwer
Community Member
2 years ago

And in the eyes of God... ROFLOL

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
2 years ago

My sentiments exactly, because I have been stung, and there’s fuck all you can do to help.

Ivana Bogdan
Community Member
2 years ago

You obviously don't know that there are some type of jellyfish which is immortal - Turritopsis dohrnii

Janina Prado
Community Member
2 years ago

My friend's nickname for me is Jelly - short for jellyfish. Pretty certain she'd agree with much of this review. I, however, take umbrage with "contemptible behaviour." Others wouldn't, but I do. Sort of. A little. Ok, never mind...

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

just noooooooooooooo

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

aint going into any british waters anytime soon - lethal

Debra Timah
Community Member
2 years ago

I would give them an additional star for beauty and artistry.

Martha Gooding
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't forget that your friends have to pee on you if they sting you! That can add points or deduct points depending on your perspective!

Chris Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

Rubbish, it is a myth and can make things worse. Rub half a fresh tomato on the sting. Make sure you take some to any beach where there are jelly fish warnings. Really effective. Takes 30 minutes approx based on size of sting but starts to help soothe soon. Just don't stop until the pain has gone.

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#11

Moths

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Mika N
Community Member
2 years ago

Moths are just snow butterflies and woodland butterflies! As an introvert who also likes quiet, coziness, and soft colors, I like the subtle prettiness of moths.

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Crabs

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Happiness is Hippo
Community Member
2 years ago

"If you're too beautiful, the crabs might pinch you and never let go" made me choke on my tea!

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#13

Bears

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My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

But a bear hopping around would be such a lovely sight

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#14

Badgers

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Badgers screaming isn't half as scary as a fox - thought someone was being murdered the first time I heard a fox having a good scream!

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Raccoons

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Aunt Messy
Community Member
2 years ago

"Trash pandas".

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Beetles

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Erwin Sanz
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey Jude..

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