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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!
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#1
Breeding M&M's
Foxxy 6 years ago
Omg....can’t breathe...... laughing and coughing. Doesn’t help I have bronchitis.
Lena Hudson 6 years ago
This is a work of art, plain and simple. It is far superior to a good many novels I've read lately! Oh and pro-tip: try reading it in a Morgan Freeman As God voice...
Katie and Jared Coates 6 years ago
I've done this since I was a kid, early 90's. I call it "Battle of the Planets".
According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.
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#2
What A Pure Man
Jean van der Merwe 6 years ago
When I look at his face, I can’t imagine a bad picture! Such benevolence, kindness and dignity in there! Love this.
Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.
#3
Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos
Reilly Beryll 6 years ago (edited)
“ZOOT ZOOT M**********R” US GAYS CRY OUT
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Dream Wolf 6 years ago
I once bought my sister a kazoo for her birthday, it was such a mistake...
Luna Moonwatcher 6 years ago
I would like to join the angry queer kazoo group. I am an angry teenage lesbian who would love to do this.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
I'm a disgruntled middle-aged straight white woman, and I would love to kazoo along right with you!
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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.
"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.
#4
Happy You Pregnant!
I bet this guy could have used it too.
Sam Mitchell 6 years ago (edited)
Is it tho! (Soz, Catherine Tate got the better of me).
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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."
#5
3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls
danielw 6 years ago
after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.
We Were On A Break! 6 years ago
You verbalized exactly what I felt. Thanks!
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close one, couple more hours and she'd be chopping wood in a plaid shirt.
Lena Hudson 6 years ago
I aspire to reach this epic level of eloquent but sassy af and hilarious to boot...
Lily Grace 6 years ago
I love that your sarcasm is enveloping when I read this lol. It's such a hard thing to come across in text.
Whiterain25 furry 6 years ago
I have alot of clothes/ items that were labled for boys. Especially since I love fnafffffff
KCN 6 years ago
Oh. I was thinking for a while that this actually happened, that this mom was perpetuating myths when I realized: no, these are funny reviews! Phew.
Sugar Latte 6 years ago
Lol same! It was only until she was said DIGGING SHOVEL FOR MEN when I realized that it was a joke 🤣🤣
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Donald Holder*Doc 6 years ago
Wow, the sarcasm in this one could topple the psychiatric world for decades! Bravo mom!
#6
Beds Should Look Like Beds
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one
danielw 6 years ago
only problem is said ice cream sandwhich would probably melt by the time it arrived.
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Mare Freed 6 years ago
Now all I want is a giant ice cream sandwich. I'd sell my brand new bed for one.
Donald Holder*Doc 6 years ago
Point of order. Put a security code in your permission for making purchases on line. That way, when your sloshed, you can't remember the password or don't have the dexterity to enter it. Lol
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Yah, but what a party that would be if you built an ice cream sandwich big enough to sleep on.
#7
Fair Point
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
But, the ancient Romans used to use a sea sponge tied to a stick, so it's an honest mistake?
Louis Visconti 6 years ago
This is super funny and ironic because I know this lady and she changed her gender and now goes by charlie
Janine Randall 6 years ago
Bidets will be a thing of the past when this catches on (some people enjoy pain)!
#8
A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles
Lena Hudson 6 years ago
I know, right? Most of these are so well written I could read these people's random observations all day!
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Santosea Noel 6 years ago
I got the feeling it was samy*ng ramen from Korea.... It's the only spiciest ramen i know 😂
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
If these are the same ones i get from Amazon, they are hot but not that bad, https://www.amazon.co.uk/Samyang-Chicken-Flavour-2xSpicy-Limited/dp/B07119KZZJ/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=spicy+ramen&qid=1556857856&s=gateway&sr=8-1
#9
5/5
King Of Spades 6 years ago
This board is very good, I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all amazon watchers? Users? FIVE STARS!
Lachlan Steininger 6 years ago
Thanks, i started to struggle halfway through
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#10
The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping
Pamela24 6 years ago
She should make herself a tortoiseshell and go as a "turtle neck"!
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Ronel du Plessis 6 years ago
I saw this just as i took a bite of yoghurt. It came out through my nose. Luckily it is smooth yoghurt and not with fruit pieces
Isabelle Ribeiro 6 years ago
Lol more to this than the post ! Hope You are ok kkkk
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Reenie Smith Shaw 6 years ago
Hahahahaha omg....my puppy doesn’t know what’s happening to his mommy as she gasps for breath while rolling around on the floor...
#11
50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Our supermarket carries "C*ck Soup." I've never seen anyone buy it.
Juli 6 years ago
I didn’t know that. I know nothing about fifty shades of gray. I never was interested in reading the book or watching the movie
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R.s. Potter 6 years ago
I bought a crepe cookbook in France, at the Carnac gift shop. It featured recipes for both savoury and "sweat" pancakes. I'll be sure to make sweat pancakes some hot summer night.
#12
No Complaints
tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
Well you're lucky. I bought this for my Grandpa and he will not stop complaining about it. "I'm not dead yet. I'm not dead yet."
Shelbey Hershman 6 years ago
The difference between my friend and I when we saw this. Her: “that’s terrible!” Me: *laughing* am I a horrible person?
A. Jones 6 years ago
I was surprised at first, but then I remembered its Amazon. I wonder if they have zebra jerkey though.
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Nicklas Linder 6 years ago
"No complaints from grandpa. In fact, he even asked for another Pepsi before we lowered him into the hole."
#13
Toddler Rages Against The Machine
Abigail Kreiss 6 years ago
That's not a toddler and it looks like its having a tantrum. Beware! Beware! If things are out of control now, your next twenty years are going to be hell! Sell the house, change your names, get plastic surgery, run away and never breed again. Parenthood was not meant for you!
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Toddler is 12 months to 4 1/2 or five years, depending on several developmental factors. What he is exhibiting is called "age-appropriate behavior". Even though it is expected at this age, that does not mean it should be tolerated. The parents are acting appropriately, and denying him access to destructive activities.
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fruit_panda 6 years ago
We had to buy these to keep the crafty alley cat we adopted out of the trash can. (He's totally spoiled but believes he's starving and NEEDS the chicken bones we threw away.)
Adi Das 6 years ago
It also works when I'm drunk and want to eat at midnight. I just think my fridge is smarter than me and knows better 🙄
Viki Banaszak 6 years ago
I had to do that too...for my cat! He knows that's where I keep his treats. That and he is nosey.
ForkNBeans 6 years ago
May I add it works well with cats too. And surprisingly, my beer has been lasting longer!
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Naaah, that just means the cat has stepped up its game—have you checked your bourbon bottles lately?
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#14
Review On A Roku Streaming Stick
#15
Trimmers And Toilet Talk
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
I did this once (reflexively flushing) and flushed an empty toilet paper roll down the toilet. Miracle it didn't get stuck 😅
Calypso poet 6 years ago
i dropped a whole roll while restocking and reached to flush, what is wrong with humans?
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Uchman 6 years ago (edited)
For those asking, the link is right there under the image https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-r-Es-246ac-Bikini-Trimmer
Mer 6 years ago
Link worked for me. Apparently this miracle of modern invention is on sale for $16.56.
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Effseven Six 6 years ago
That's the kind of thing that gets me true to a product. I'm gonna buy one tomarrow.
ForkNBeans 6 years ago
What a waste! You could have regifted it to your bratty sister or work 'frenemy'!
#16
Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues
PandaLover 6 years ago
I can't help imagining a dude cruising down the highway with his head sticking out the window with snorkling gear on. hahahaha!
Jess De La Souza 6 years ago
Omg!! If only all these silly a*s reviews had images to go along or even sketches
Load More Replies... Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Steer with your feet? Or limited to those above 7’?
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Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Reminds me of one time that my grandmother and I decided to be silly. She had one of these in her Camry, and after getting behind the wheel (car not yet started) she said, jocularly, "Help! I can't see!" I chimed in with "Try turning on the headlights!"
#17
5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
"Slices cleanly and almost painlessly" lucky for those tomatoes, that.
Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago
Uh, that's how knives work. Safety is up to the user :D
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Alex Jones Coloring Book Review
glowworm2 6 years ago
If I'm not mistaken, he's that angry guy who seems to think that there are chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs gay. He's also a radio host and a far right conspiracy theorist--but I had to look that part up. I mostly remember him for the first thing.
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ForkNBeans 6 years ago
I consider Him more of a multi-purpose Tool. You know, lining litterboxes, birdcages, wrapping fish guts, adult diapers...I mean really, ToolAlex can be made useful in so many ways!
Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
I'm not from the USA and have no idea who this guy is, but I find this hilarious. Now off to Google that guy.
Master Markus 6 years ago
I'm very disappointed that it's just some lazily-black-and-white filtered pictures.
#19
Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal
PandaLover 6 years ago
"We have so much in common like out love for breathing" OMG laughed so hard at this!
Roonil Wazlib 6 years ago
I often go and look at this product's reviews for a laugh. I also recommend "Asia Old Man Wall Decal".
Jus 6 years ago
I've just read it, thanks. The man with 100 gerbils was awesome.
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#20
Yodelling Pickle
The Random Merp 6 years ago
I'd need a yodeling pickle every day of my life!
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BusLady 6 years ago
And don't forget the Singing Bass on the wall. Unless you're vegan, of course.
Rebeca Lozada 6 years ago
My physics Prof bought a screaming goat for whenever a student forgot a textbook at home he would take it off of his desk and say "This student has committed a felony" and shove the screaming goat in the students face. No one has forgotten a textbook for about 6 months XD
funtime foxy 6 years ago
at first i thought it said raping avocados and i was like "HOW IS THAT A SUBSTITUTE?!?!"
#21
Was Looking For A Jump Rope
Death Metal Kitty 6 years ago
Speed ropes... your best friend for double-unders until you whip yourself.
#22
That's All I Wanted To Know
Lena Hudson 6 years ago
Absolutely. And then the screen slowly fades to black, with fuzzy, shaky and snowy picture quality.
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DancingToMyself 6 years ago
No. What do you mean? Cats are smart. Duh. :)
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ghost sheepie 3 years ago (edited)
you were a poet/ and didn't know it/ and i was a goat/ who re-typed posts :D
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Eagle Girl 6 years ago
This was before Amazon made you have minimum characters. Why? Idk. It's a review not a tweet.
#23
Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It
Kururi.Orihara 6 years ago
I need this for algebra class. It's made by the same people who make the scientific calculators, so it will be helpful.
Eugene Carman 6 years ago
We called it the Juvat watch in Korea 1978, since all the fighter pilots( Juvat squadron) wore them.
#24
Wife Leaves Husband For Printer
Ruma Walker 5 years ago
...and if this guy ever got divorced, I'd gladly marry him - gotta love that sense of humor!
Cindy White 5 years ago
um yeah, it's not a printer, it's a Cricut and of course she loves it!
#25
True Love Still Exists
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing
Valerie Gibson 6 years ago
ok now I really want one but the print is too fine for me to read. Before it gets hot here I'd like to spend some time (without crying) to put it together. I need an angel blowing on my face. What is the make/model of this beauty?
Bored Birgit 6 years ago
It's a tower fan by Lasko. Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0792KWMF5/ref=twister_B071JR7SGC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
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Katie Gullickson 6 years ago
Is it the brand y'all are into or the fact that it is a tower fan?
#26
$16,000 Speakers
ForkNBeans 6 years ago
Oh honey, you could have saved her if you'd just turned it up to a blood-thumpin' bass of 11 on the dial.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
I'm suddenly very skeptical of that "verified purchase" tag on most comments... Clearly the story is a gag, but I can't imagine someone buying this just to post a gag comment at that price...
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Your wife is with Jesus you will go to the other place. You'r bad.
#27
Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat
These ladies have probably read this.
Dream Wolf 6 years ago
I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun
Bumblebee 6 years ago
If it works on dogs, you definitely do not need to be afraid of not having enough dog hair with your huskies and malamutes!!
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Elena 6 years ago
Fantastic gifts for all the most important people in my life, like my therapist, my parole officer and the man I sometimes talk to in the supermarket whose name may or may not be Jim. I nearly died laughing.
elfin 6 years ago
Cat hair is also useful for building birds nests. By the birds, I mean. They will gather it up and take it away for their nests. A chickadee with a shapeless, white cat hair beard is hysterical.
Donna Cheung 6 years ago
I don't have this book but have followed felting tutorials to make balls out of my cat's fur. Since mine's a domestic short hair, the hair doesn't adhere so well and would poke out from the felted ball. It was still kinda fun.
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Now I know what to do with all the fur I saved from brushing my dear, departed long-hair alley cat Ragamuffin.
Pamula Furness 6 years ago
Fallen hair is, after all, almost a complete 'build-your-own-cat kit. Well, it is with my ultra-fluffy moggy.
Load More Replies... Valerie Gibson 6 years ago
well, my last cat passed away and I was able to fill up a little baggie of his hair (from the sofa cushions in the living room) and put it beside his best photo. It is a constant reminder for me.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
I have the whiskers and baby teeth of the kitty love of my life. For reals.
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#28
This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones
BusLady 6 years ago
They should sell them on the plane. They could make a fortune.
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#29
Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good
danielw 6 years ago
.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I bought some candle wax on Amazon that smelled like cheap bathroom air freshener. They very nicely gave me a refund.
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
After a day of using my new purse, I discovered that it had a decaying rat kind of smell. I went to the store and found the same model on the shelf, and it had the same nasty smell. I really like the purse, so I'm dealing with it.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Put some lavender or what-have-you in one of those tiny, pull-string gift bags and use them to change the ecology of your bag.
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Ho Ho... Oh
BeesAreCool 6 years ago
Kind of terrifying? more like yeah it is terrifying
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Victoria Rey Piuma 6 years ago
Oh my God, it's a Muppet-Santa! It looks like a mix between the cook and the manamana dudes!
#31
Cheese Wheel
Alan Wilkening 6 years ago
Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”
Link 6 years ago (edited)
There's an inside joke between my brother and I about cheese wheels. It's really random, and we often whisper it to each other (and dare each other to say it to random strangers) with no context whatsoever. I just might buy this and send it to him without telling him I sent it.
Volant Butyrum 6 years ago
"Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing." -Ron Burgundy
Michael Norris 6 years ago
I'm just going to assume the person who wrote the title to entry #23 doesn't speak much English, rather than assuming they're a complete moron.
Valerie Gibson 6 years ago
sorry, pal, I can imagine this poor fellow trying to use the bathroom, and rather unsuccessfully at that.
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Kangaruby 6 years ago
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
Janine Randall 6 years ago
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg 
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
Roonil Wazlib 6 years ago (edited)
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
Kangaruby 6 years ago
This is actually my favorite post in a while! I really hope these are real...
Janine Randall 6 years ago
This actually is my favorite (although i don't think it's Amazon) snow1-5ccc...50cb10.jpg
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
I am gonna go to a random product to write a funny reveiw now..!
Roonil Wazlib 6 years ago (edited)
I recommend looking at the reviews for really pricey stuff like high-end watches. They're hilarious.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Also check out sugarless Gummi Bears (unexpected digestive results) and silver spray paint (People who've seen "Mad Max Fury Road").
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