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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

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Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

Aaron W
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some guy at M&Ms spent a long time staring at your letter saying WTF!??!

glowworm2
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great. My favorite part is that they consider the coupon for more M&Ms to be "grant money."

danielw
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

blue M&M's are smurf turds. that's why they don't survive so well.

Foxxy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg....can’t breathe...... laughing and coughing. Doesn’t help I have bronchitis.

Mary Rose Kent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, don’t read funny stuff when you have sick lungs—you’ll just cough yourself into pneumonia.

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Lena Hudson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a work of art, plain and simple. It is far superior to a good many novels I've read lately! Oh and pro-tip: try reading it in a Morgan Freeman As God voice...

FloC
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they packed all the M&Ms he sent back ?

Mary Rose Kent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If so, then dude is set the greatest M&Ms-off of ALL TIME!

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Katie and Jared Coates
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this since I was a kid, early 90's. I call it "Battle of the Planets".

Sinead O
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darwin has been out-Darwined. Well done.

earringnut
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a completely different Darwin award.

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Volker H
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha I do the same, I call it M&Ms sumo

TheReader19
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best thing I have ever read

Nikki Spears
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the very best things I have ever read in my life!!!

Jeremy Starks
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may be the greatest thing I've read all day.

Mary Rose Kent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably for this whole month for me—I can’t even begin to imagine what could top this...except for the dude who got slapped with an octopus by a seal!

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Samma Jamma
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The spelling is atrocious! GAH!

Ambry Petersen
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Due to soy allergies we can't have m&ms. Wonder if we could do the same thing with skittles. It sounds like fun.

Abbigayle Rexrode
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sometimes do this!!! I am also eating M&M's right now!

Melanie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this in a sorta animal documentary/wrestling announcer voice

Michelle Geiger
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will the tournament be televised? :)

John Razor
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please make sure you declare this "grant" on your taxes. The IRS is watching.

Rebecca Cote
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so awesome! Now I'm going to have to try that next time I have M&M's. Good work!

Michelle Muirhead
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fantastic story. He should have a display cabinet of champions to show us.

Estimation
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i will never eat m & ms the same again

Dianna
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person is in serious need of a life,

Wyndmere
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is spelled "Streng.t.h"

Sushi Smack
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think i'm going to help the breeding process now

Momo Skarsgård
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person should be a writer!! His movies would kill people from laughter. Lmaooo

Jenny McMillin
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this. Please post the winner, of course. You are my kind of odd -- and funny!! :-)

Aria FAFAT
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the absolute seriousness of this is killing me

Susann Campbell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure that your study insures the right temperature that is required to sustain the chocolate from melting and making sure both hands are of the same temperature as you conduct this very valuable experiment. I applaud you in your endeavor to make it possible for future chocolate lovers to always know that more of these little morsels will continue to breed for our and their enjoyment.

celia seavey
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and one more..possibly this method c/b used all the way to cancer research? Who can say? Extrapolate!!

celia seavey
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've definitely found the best new food critic/scientist. Great job, looking forward to further study results.

Id row
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The visuals on that are great, lol.

Rachel Hamrick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I even saw past the grammatical errors to quite literally laugh out loud.

Catherine Todd
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang! The "buy now" link doesn't take me to the product that is reviewed (above). Just the mini-M&M's. Guess our Judge will have to hold another contest! So funny!

Reenie Smith Shaw
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha this is AWESOME,!!! I’m almost peeing my pants! Brilliant!!!

Victoria Rey Piuma
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God! ! This is soooooo cooooool!!!!!!!!

Jessica Cifelli
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I cant believe I read this whole thing and now I have people staring at me because I'm cracking up laughing

Elena
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just can't right now. LOL

E FourOFour
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take part in the M&M Fight Club as well, but I don't go as far as to send one back to factory for breeding lol

Mary Rose Kent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s clearly what makes this guy the all-time champeen.

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Jo B. Ventura Gurule
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a really cute championship game!! Hahahaha

Ashley Wright
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person needs a life, or a job, or both. Seriously.

Mary Rose Beeken
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait I actually do this! Thought I was the only one... guess not XD

Christine Cameron-Dow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever you are, I think there can be only one of you, too.

Donald Holder*Doc
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! Mega deep thoughts being pump the my brain. Not sure I have the aptitude to help with your research. I always seem to just pop a handful into my mouth as soon as I see them. No time for games)research.

Migue Avendaño
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This post is so dumb that I had to read it complete hahahahaha

David Jeu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ordering m&ms online. We are doomed.

Jane Alexander
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-and with hard boiled eggs, take one in each hand and tap the small ends together. -but I don't send the winner back, just devil it with the rest of them.

Sam Mitchell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gods, I love that so much. A bit Joe Lycett.

Analyn Lahr
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should film it and write a dissertation.

Shirley Richard
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to keep scrolling through but I keep coming back here. I have so much respect for this person.

My O My
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm joining! Anyone else in for a tournament?

Mary Rose Kent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once held a Peeps-jousting tournament in my company’s conference room.

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Dani
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is gold! I am TOTALLY doing this from now on!

Cameron Blackburn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is utterly amazing, everyone should do this as a trend

Prashanti Patil
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously this dude is one level up.

ZeitCycloneTangram
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nerdiness taken to the next level! I LOVE IT!!!!! Should totally do something like this, but, knowing me, I would get carried away...

funtime foxy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if this causes the M&M's to become too powerful? this could lead to the collapse of humanity and the rise of M&M overlords! SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

KCN
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohmygosh THAT IS SO FUUUNNNYYYY!!!

PandaLover
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person has so much time on his hands. lol

Kimlan Lau
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person is the biggest candy nerd! Lol

MN Free Spirit
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally I have done this, but not to the extent of this LOL :)

Luna Lovegood
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh mi gosh our family had m n m wars too!

To Blave
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying way too hard to be funny and random, but only succeeding in being boring and annoying.

Elena Adams
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6 years ago

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Some people just got way too much time

DancingToMyself
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some people just have to be a party pooper.

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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    Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

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    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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    North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

    "They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

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    Happy You Pregnant!

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    I bet this guy could have used it too.

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    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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    Beds Should Look Like Beds

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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    Fair Point

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    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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    5/5

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    HOUSE
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my friends, is what she said

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    No Complaints

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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    GFSTaylor
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    I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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    #17

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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    #18

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #19

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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    Hello it Smee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #20

    Yodelling Pickle

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    Kaisu
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    I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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    #21

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    Kaisu
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    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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    #24

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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    True Love Still Exists

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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    Cheese Wheel

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