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They work for crap pay, have crazy hours, travel in sealed bacteria chambers and get to deal with the finest of humanity. And along the way, they stay at some very classy hotels. Either when they’re ground or in the air, flight crews encounter all types and forms of fluids and even some solids. The term “slam and click” is their metaphor for getting to their room, closing the door, locking it and hiding until it’s time to get up and face the masses once again. So the next time you’re low on Diet Coke and ready to punch the call button, take into account what flight attendants suffer through on a daily basis and at least smile and be polite.

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#1

Ceiling Mold

Ceiling Mold

From a flight attendant at a Radisson: "I was walking to go warm my food up in communal lobby microwave because we get no micros in rooms. I felt something drip onto the hand I was holding my food in. I looked up and saw this."

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Tifferooski
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear god there's got to be a number you can call about this.

M Blue Horn
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the average classroom across america

Anne
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an active leak, you need to tell the manager

DotC
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wonder if people who own hotels see these things.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that uncommon. Leaks and water damage happen a lot.

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    #2

    Mumb…yiii!!!

    Mumb…yiii!!!

    From a jet-lagged airline employee staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: "I don’t think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the ’80s. Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water. Either way… GROSS!"

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    Patrick O'Brien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now's the time to start making a list of hotels you never want to stay at.

    Rachael Kennedy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eww dont they have cleaners that clean the rooms after every guest has left ?

    Tifferooski
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    5 years ago

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    Ah. India. That explains it.

    Akanksha Puri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut the hell up! Not everything in India is as gross as you think. I have been to such badly maintained hotels in almost most countries and it hasnt been pleasant

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    #3

    Ncis: Clarion

    Ncis: Clarion

    Blood on a bed. Is it fair that flight attendants who deal with this crap on the job should have to find it when they’re on a romantic getaway with their sweetie?

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    Markus Holstein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a girl with a bun skydiving

    Omnishambles -
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally never have seen that if you didn't mention it.

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    Paula Swanson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not laundered blood..that is fresh blood on unlaundered sheets.

    Tifferooski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housekeepers are supposed to check the beds for bedbugs. Either way, someone just didn't change the sheets.

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    5 years ago

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    #4

    A Fungus Among Us

    A Fungus Among Us

    From a flight attendant on layover in Orlando who believes there was an actual danged ‘shroom growing in the shower at her hotel.

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were me I would HOPE it was a mushroom.

    #5

    That Came Out Of The Shower

    That Came Out Of The Shower

    From a flight attendant on layover. After she showered she noticed all of the dirt particles that had accumulated on the floor of the tub. She swears it wasn’t on her when she got in, it wasn’t there WHEN she got in, so that pretty much leaves one way.

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    MacDudu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe something fell into the water tank, and died.

    Sarah Dumphy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A body disposed of in a hotel water tank urban legend

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    Darth Kittius
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that one girl that died and was found in the water tank

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her feet were not too clean

    Marnie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rampant Capitalism at work.

    Marie-Stephane Art
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very Old metal pipes do that when they kinda desintegrat

    Tifferooski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.O Somebody should be losing their job.

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    #6

    Hotel Airplane Lav Snot

    Hotel Airplane Lav Snot

    From a major stockholder in Purell, who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first-class lav: “I didn't pay enough to clean up this”.

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    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are just plain disgusting....

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am trying to hold a vomit.

    skully peppa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Dart from stranger things

    DotC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first class, eh? no class, amirite? rich people think everyone exists to clean up after them

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nasty!!! Kinda looks like a slug.

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    #7

    Anti-Peeping Proofing

    Anti-Peeping Proofing

    From a flight attendant at The Focus at SFO. Checked in and found paper wadded-up, plugging the door peephole.

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    Ben Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s to stop light from coming in. Creates a total blackout room.

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess, would be that so if someone knocks, they won't see them check. Or it could be a light over the door shining in at night. There could be several valid explanations for blocking the peep hole.

    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone cleaned the room, they would notice, yeah? Smh

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    Mary Stiles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as "Anti-peeing proofing". I was so confused.

    S. Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it stops some one from using a device held to the peephole that magnifying what can be seen in the room. I found this out in Vegas in 1996.

    S. Rogers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kris, it's solid glass on both sides.

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's to stop the person on the other side of the door from just poking the tissue out?

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    #8

    A Little Birds Nest Of Hair

    A Little Birds Nest Of Hair

    A diminutive flight attendant who found this cache of hair in her hotel shower at a Courtyard by Marriott in Richmond.

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    Jon Wong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that could be dna from tom cruise

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago

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    Big deal. It's out of sight to anyone taller than 1m and can easily be missed.

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you want to see a wad of hair somewhere that should be cleaned after each guest?

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    #9

    Astroglide

    Astroglide

    From a flight attendant: "My toe just got stuck in some unidentifiable goo on the floor in my room. I refuse to get down and smell it for the sake of the research department."

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    Coco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a pig!

    Kristy P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just said she got her PIGGIE stuck in it! (I'll see my way out)

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    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never walk around bare footed in any hotel. I don't care if it's the damn Waldorf Astoria. I've been in the hospitality industry for 19 years and I know things. Things that should not be known. Lol

    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pigs will fly....obviously a pig was there..

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago

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    Were you barefoot? Why would you go barefoot in a hotel?

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    #10

    Hotel El Paso Phone Funk

    Hotel El Paso Phone Funk

    From a flight attendant on layover: "True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called the front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like someone had wiped their butt with it. While I was complaining to the desk clerk about the noise, I had to hold receiver AWAY from my ear, the funk was that bad. Afterward, I then had to go and wash my ear and face off because I could still smell the reek."

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    Jim Ellington
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a phone. You can't photograph an odor.

    Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is a good thing considering how the internet would smell :)

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    SirPatTheCat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD im sorry I know you're trying so say "God" with a drawn out "o" but it looks like you're saying "good" as if this was something you planned xD

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    Jim Ellington
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Funk" ain't nothin' but a four-letter word that's often smelled but seldom heard.

    Dian Parama Kosala
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duduum dudumm... "you can never leave".. "Welcome to the hotel.........California".....

    #11

    Hotel Phone Filth

    Hotel Phone Filth

    At the Hyatt/Jacksonville. The previous users of the phone chewed tobacco, had flaking scabs, Ebola or all of the above.

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    Patrick O'Brien
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has it occurred to anyone that flight attendants are sort of like a captive audience - the hotels know they can p**n off their second rate rooms on people fly in late and have to take what's available? I don't know if there's any truth to that but, judging from some of these pictures, it seems like somebody just doesn't car.

    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles Dickens visited the US in 1842 and a recurrent issue was the chewing of tobacco and subsequent SPITTING of the tobacco «juice« Talk of honouring the traditions !!

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope and nope

    Nikki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG

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    #12

    Hotel Nashville Smoke Detector

    Hotel Nashville Smoke Detector

    Who would steal a smoke detector? As seen in Nashville.

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    Destiny nerd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason I can think of is that a lot of smoke detectors contain trace amouts of Americium, which can be sold for quite a bit on the black market.

    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they wanted to smoke in the room so they got rid of the smoke detector.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the fire alarm panel is flashing trouble or the entire smoke system for the building is OFFLINE. commercial systems are interlinked

    Huntress Catteneo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one I understand, we stayed in a room where the alarm went off for no reason every hr or so.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone wanted to smoke in the room and took down the smoke detector. Saw it all the time when I managed apartment buildings where smoking was not allowed.

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, isn't that illegal to have a hotel room without a working smoke detector?

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people take them down and don't tell any of the staff

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Nashville. What did you expect?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it was broken and hasn't been replaced yet. There's definitely some mountains being made out of molehills here.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can say that I would not like to stay in a place that would not replace a broken smoke detector fairly quickly. What else could they be shirking on?

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    #13

    Moldy Hair Dryers

    Moldy Hair Dryers

    From a flight attendant on layover in New York City, the Captain from the crew found a giant cockroach on the ceiling of his room.

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    Ellen Turner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the big-a*s bug might be worse

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first worked in NY way back when. Some one called me over to their table and said they saw a cockroach. I said," Welcome to NY!" They are like the official welcome party. Thankfully when I left NY none followed me.

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not mold, that's finger funk.

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    #14

    Not So Grate

    Not So Grate

    What the hell? At an airport hotel in Syracuse.

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    #15

    Sink Driibleage

    Sink Driibleage

    Another look at some under-the-sink grossness at a Comfort Inn in DC from a flight attendant being a tourist.

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    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting, yes. But those kind of sinks are also just stupid. Unnecessarily hard to clean...

    Angela Jester
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so hard about wiping the outside of the sink basin?

    Trash Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would they choose to use this style sink which is an awful and impractical design!?

    Jette Wang Wahnon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hard at all ! A wet cloth with a good detergent will do the cleaning in seconds..

    #16

    Hotel Blurred Pee Pee

    Hotel Blurred Pee Pee

    Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn’t get blamed.

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a 12 year old boy was a previous guest

    Tifferooski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you'd have to really not be paying attention to miss that.

    Tee Pridemore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess it was closer to the toilet than San Franscico poopie land

    Ale_Vidal23
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    5 years ago

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    pic taken by a toaster?

    #17

    Someone Really Wanted To Get In

    Someone Really Wanted To Get In

    Someone REALLY wanted to get in to this room at the Galt House in Louisville.

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    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or changed the lock to something more modern?

    Doglover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over all the galt house is a very nice place to stay or conference

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhm no....those are screw holes from a previous door/lock style

    Holly Hofmann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like someone wanted to get out since it's on the inside of the room

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it getting out, not in?

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that type of lock on the inside? Like a chain lock

    Jennifer Prescott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been a safety check on previous occupant, I suppose. But still. fixing the lock wouldn't take a lot of time or money.

    John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They clearly just moved the lock. Someone probably pulled too hard on the locked door and tore up the wood. They could've at least sanded it down though.

    Patrick Davies
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lock bar is broken in two. Should be a u shaped piece of metal.

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    #18

    Layover Filth

    Layover Filth

    From an airport hotel in Orlando. Nice. Probably not a tub you’d want to take a bath in.

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    K. LNU
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take a bath in hotel... unless you pack your own bleach and cleaning products.

    #19

    There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway

    There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway

    From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: “salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner.”

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really the hotels fault, is it?

    Tifferooski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but they can have them cleaned. Which is their fault. So......

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    Tifferooski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew most nice hotels have their windows cleaned, inside and out.

    karina andersen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they could have cleaned their windows, but I agree, stayed at Rockport for 3 weeks but visited Corpus Christi a lot & the smell of the chemicals in the air was strong

    Gin Winkelman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've experienced this in San Francisco and Vegas. Not the hotels fault par say. More to do because of how humidity is.

    Jon Wong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like a window from an eastern europe hotel room, feels of crisis adventure & romance

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's break open the world's smallest violin!

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    #20

    When Electroluxe Meets Flobee

    When Electroluxe Meets Flobee

    On an international jaunt, “I would like to proclaim my absolute hatred for these types of hairdryers. Not only does it look like a vacuum cleaner or a Flowbee, but it takes me 25 minutes to dry my hair with this POS.”

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    Not what you think.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that's a hair dryer? Are you sure it doesn't belong in a Ghostbusters movie?

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen anything like it. Any hotel I've been in have hairdryers, it's a pretty standard thing

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would one expect a hotel to provide a hair dryer?

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carry your own damn universal electric dryer (run on 110 or 220)

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    #21

    Hotel Door Jam

    Hotel Door Jam

    The airlines have protocols and procedures to protect their flight crews on layovers and savvy employees learn the do’s and don’ts of life on the road. But sometimes the lodging doesn’t accommodate. From a flight attendant on her night between flights.

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    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latch doesn't appear to be level with the handle, and it also appears to be filled in, anway, so I don't think the door would latch at all, meaning anyone can get in.

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    Holly Hofmann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a hotel GM, this actually looks like the electronic door lock failed and it had to be repaired. This happens quite frequently and unfortunately leaves the scrape marks on the door jam. Could have been painted to look better before the room was re-rented though.

    Don Birren
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flipping the strike plate over would probably fix it.

    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this is, is the door probably sticks and they have to shove the door to get it to close, or open, and that causes these Mark's. This doesn't necessarily mean someone's been trying to bust the door in.

    Belle_Pandamonium
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    5 years ago

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    Not cool!! Not OK. Wow!...

    MacDudu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see what's wrong other than the door is slightly ajar?

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    #22

    Multi-Tasking With Your Bidet

    Multi-Tasking With Your Bidet

    At the Intercontinental Hotel in Amman Jordan courtesy of one of the legions of harried, under-paid, over-abused sky waitrons.

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, sir, are asking the right questions

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grim yes but you chose to do that. Go and find a laundromat you lazy so and so. Why would you chose to wash your stuff in a place you also rinse your bits. Gross.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jay Jay wins the moron award for the day. Washing you clothes in a bidet is incredibly lazy. Go and use a laundromat, Amman has plenty of laundry facilities (I’ve used them so know).

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this person is moaning about what they are actually doing???

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just disgusting and stupid

    Brian Leahy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I hear someone talking about how bidets are more sanitary than toilet paper, They are always talking about the waterjet variety. This kind seems like taking a bath in the toilet bowl.

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    #23

    Hotel Spider

    Hotel Spider

    A flight attendant at a hotel in Milwaukee found this little bugger lowering itself down to join her in bed. Shrieks and hairspray sent it RAPIDLY back up to safety on the ceiling.

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    Clavelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't bother me as much as the nasty toilets.🤣

    Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would run screaming from the room and not come back.

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god, spiders DO happen. Get over it...

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are your friend. They eat much nastier and sometimes disease-carrying bugs. If you don't like them near you or in your space relocate them with a cup or something.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the spider pays their share of the room rate...

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most shocking hotel nightmare. A tiny spider.. 🙄

    BiLal Asif
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's complimentary with the room

    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's a spider. I mean I f*****g hate spiders, but seeing a spider doesn't mean the place is filthy. Spiders are everywhere.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, getting ready for bed...Along came a spider that snuck down beside her, she screamed and chopped off his head!

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet preparing to go to bed. Along came a spider, who swung down beside her, with hairspray she killed the bug dead.

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