People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Memes And Jokes From This Instagram Page Exploring Stereotypical Habits Of Middle-Class Dads

S. 4 years ago

Sorry for the unsolicited duck pic. images-2-3.jpg

26points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

No, don't apologize for that. It's perfect.

13points

lazy panda 4 years ago

That's a beautiful duck! 🦆

7points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

10/10 would definitely pet it

4points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

It's so FOOOOOOOOOOOOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAA

1point

Dave Chapman 4 years ago

My Gawd...that's a BIG...Duck Seriously, beautiful Duck, we used to raise them.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I would be happy to receive a deck pick actually

17points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Give this man an award! NOW

13points

Thomas Sweda 4 years ago

Smaller than the average deck.

8points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

It's bigger than my husband's deck

13points

Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago

Now that is the kind of text flirting I totally fall for!

3points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Deck pics are cute.

3points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

No way was that a mistake. Guy is just flashing his deck around, hoping to snag some attention! XD

2points

M Calad 4 years ago

Hahahahahaha this was brilliant!

1point

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

Why do men always think everyone wants to see pictures of their decks?

1point

The page has merchandise: their designs of t-shirts, marble grey sweaters, and caps masterfully capture the style of rad dads and since they are illustrated with stuff like grills and embroidered New Balance sneakers, the whole apparel becomes super meta. Middle Class Fancy, the company that sells the merch, has its own meme page we recently wrote about. Middle Class Fancy and Rad Dad content sometimes overlap, as many of these dads do cookouts in their back yards, suggesting they are middle class.

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582points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago (edited)

To the Mobilebat, we must go joke the Catcher.

176points

Andrea Peng 4 years ago

So we can destroy him from stopping the world

10points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

Hahaha haha

6points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

I love everyone's chipping in to ManBat. Very funny, my guys!

2points

Printerman 4 years ago

and now I'm imagining someone calling the dog catcher from their cell to tell them a joke.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Nobody got it? You work in the wrong place!

29points

Kaleb 4 years ago

You need new coworkers or a Robin

14points

Viviane 4 years ago

Alas, his sidekick was Borin.

18points

ryan_needs_a_life 4 years ago

Come on, BinRob!

7points

Joanna Werman 4 years ago

Excellent. Wish I had all office full of you

3points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Amusingly enough, there is a Manbat in the DC universe who is an adversary to Batman.

2points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

And interestingly enough, my sister has a fictional character named Wayne Bruce, and he is indeed a superhero named ManBat.

2points

Nikole 4 years ago

This is so great

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

They don't deserve him!

1point

Rijkærd 4 years ago

Wow...finding Batman on here just after I finished reading a couple Batman comics...quite a Spin

1point

S. 4 years ago

Did the coincidence make you... bat an eye?

2points

Amy Sadler 3 years ago

I knew someone called james Stewart.....he had never heard of him

0points

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526points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

It totally sounds like the plot of a bad movie that could exist.

208points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I'm imagining will Ferrell and Adam Sandler! Would be horrible

33points

Yoinks! 4 years ago

Cool Sweepings

19points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

I'd watch it.

6points

Bill Dolman 4 years ago

"Men with Brooms". Google it.

5points

Alexej Dvorak 4 years ago

It kinda is the plot of a Simpsons episode.

2points

matilda 4 years ago

Starring will Ferrell second from left lol

2points

Ian Taggart 4 years ago

I would totally watch that.

1point

ArhomR 4 years ago

“Men with Brooms.”Check it out on You tube.

1point

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

i'd watch that.

1point

California Jones 4 years ago

Looks like the cast of A Million Little Things

1point

surprised pikachu 4 years ago

It'd be one of those really bad movies that everyone watches for some reason

0points

Pat Bond 4 years ago

Already happened, "Men with Brooms" 2002.

0points

Redling 4 years ago

it would be s**t but so, so fun

0points

Ben Garfath 4 years ago

Not Curling, but Synchronised Swimming - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6532374/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

0points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Men With Brooms

0points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

That is really funny, and a very wholesome looking group they are!

5points

Akalvin 4 years ago

ahahahahahahaaaaaa, good one

2points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

Hangover: Olympics gone wild

1point

Glirpy 4 years ago (edited)

Looks like they’ve been doing some 12oz curling

1point

Helmut Kok 3 years ago

Does thei explain why it's so popular in Canada?

0points

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

yup

0points

wifeofweasley 4 years ago

sounds like the next adam sandler movie

0points

Azri Khairol 4 years ago

im a dad... how may i join this team?

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

I can't tell, but no one is holding their ears, and I don't see any burling stones cracking LOL!

0points

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485points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

That is actually cool

107points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Should be a thing. We have Andy's Man Club here in the UK but I don't think they award badges, unfortunately.

7points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I have definitely earned the "Hold on a minute, I think I have one of those in the basement." badge, with oak leaf cluster.

19points

Rachel Cobb 4 years ago

My Dad just got his 'Number of pats on the back during one month' badge. 👍

14points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

So good!

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Do they give badge for emotional mess? Cause i would win it

8points

John Parkes 4 years ago

emotionless disaster badge.

3points

Gabby M 4 years ago

Now Now Vicky .... Let the Gents have this one lol

3points

Rosemary Booth 4 years ago

As long as you're honest about it.

2points

An Co 4 years ago

I am an older guy, I have a bunch of old Coaxil cables I really should throw out. Not to mention some ethernet cables.

7points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

My dad has 3 sheds.

5points

John Smith 4 years ago

Wait a minute.. what do you mean "too many HDMI cables" is that a real thing?

2points

Angela Botticelli 4 years ago

I'm proud of you Dave

1point

DanieLegz 4 years ago

There's got to be a badge for Dad noises?

1point

Sherbaan Naab 4 years ago

No badges for punctuation, though.

1point

Older dads of today might have noticed that not only is their youth slang back in right now, but fashion too. It seems that gen Z and alpha kids have found and brought back their dads' clothes from the eighties and nineties in secondhand stores, got bowl or mullet hairstyles, and started vlogging. Or flooded the streets, creating flashbacks into their youth for these rad dads. Just try to imagine a 55-year-old today teaching their son how to keep their mullet pristine or what bomber jacket goes with which basketball shoes.

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483points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

You can't argue with that logic

113points

Rissie 4 years ago (edited)

The logic is flawed. Blacksmithing skills were not widespread. Only a few people dedicated their time to that. While DIY'ing is somewhat of a skill born out of necessity mediocrely mastered by the masses. Also millenial dads, and moms may I add, have youtube, if we want to, we can do pretty much anything. Much better than the generations before us even. So. Meh.

7points

Billy Billerson 4 years ago

Boomers have terrible technology skills compared to millenials

8points

Troux 4 years ago (edited)

"The times are changing, you need a degree in computer science and classes in coding and database building." *becomes degreed IT professional* "Wow you're a terrible mechanic. By the way can you show me again how to clear my cookies?"

7points

Georgia Hebert 4 years ago

Touché

7points

Arieke 4 years ago

Why did the boomers not teach their millennial kids then?

5points

Jude Corrigan 4 years ago

Boomers taught their Gen X kids, and were possibly grandparents to Millennials

0points

MGlenn 4 years ago

Gen X can quietly DIY circles around allllll of them

4points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It is because boomers did not teach them. They were given everything then they f****d-up, so their opinion does not matter.

4points

Requiem 4 years ago

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Kisses4Katie 4 years ago

I would say that comes from boomers not teaching their kids how to fix anything

3points

Tina B 4 years ago

Boomer fathers have pathetic parenting/nurturing skills compared to millennials. And everyone.

2points

Jude Corrigan 4 years ago

My dad is great.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

thats a large leap, millennials are the grandchildren and great grandchildren of Boomers

1point

Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago

More children and grandchildren, but nevermind. I'm comfortably in the middle of millennial demographic, my mother had me young and she was born just barely into gen X. So a hell of a lot of millennials have boomer parents.

2points

#6

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474points

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Jerry Mathers 4 years ago

It's true. This is a requirement on the "Dad" application.

99points

S. 4 years ago

I was going to make a joke about the application form, but sadly, it's tearable.

15points

J. Normal 4 years ago

And that is the start of the 1st epic water fight, hopefully the whole family will join in! Ours ended up with the hose, super soakers and garbage can lids!

8points

Gabby M 4 years ago

Well This Escalated Quickly!

1point

best turtle 4 years ago

and then the angry child attempting to brawl starts charging at you

5points

Mazer 4 years ago

CORRECTION: Getting someone pregnant makes you a sperm donor

3points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

I disagree. Getting someone pregnant, just makes you a sperm donor.

2points

Lauri Ceriani 4 years ago

This seems more like mean uncle behavior to me.

1point

Karen Clark 4 years ago

That's Gold Medal bad -ass Dad-ness right there....

1point

Miguel justino C 4 years ago

100 percent! Had my 5 year old look at the air compressor nozzle while I was doing his bike tires. It’s broken, is something stuck in there? Cue spray of air right into his face. He cried, I felt bad took him for ice cream.

1point

Beth Gietl 3 years ago

hahaha!!

0points

Collin ford 4 years ago

True dad initiation

0points

#7

Final score:

470points

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Crowley The Snake 4 years ago

My first crush

76points

JuJu 4 years ago

Still crushing

15points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Will crush till my last breath...

4points

Lauren Watson 4 years ago

Me too...

4points

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

Eww

0points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That’s the perfect response to being introduced to someone.

20points

Rae Black 4 years ago

So jealous

6points

Nikole 4 years ago

I know it's hackneyed by this point, but we truly don't deserve him.

3points

T.Milly 4 years ago

He's awesome!

1point

Carlota 4 years ago

Gonna start doing that

1point

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Bhahahaha!

1point

T5n 2 years ago

This is such a Jeff goldblum thing to do

0points

Beth Gietl 3 years ago

He is a hoot!!

0points

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

??

0points

Interestingly, the style of rad dads is not tied to a specific decade or generation so strictly. It appears that many dads just develop the same sense of casualwear style as they turn middle aged and these trends haven't changed much for over two decades now, much like middle-aged women cutting their hair short.

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461points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

In a parallel universe a seal dad is wishing happy birthday to his kid too (right)

30points

Charley Birkner 4 years ago

Seal of approval

12points

Skara Brae 4 years ago

The one on the right is his other daughter. It wasn't her birthday.

12points

glowworm2 4 years ago

My boyfriend had to do the same thing when showing off the picture of us that’s the background of his phone. There’s literally a giraffe between the two of us.

7points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Thanks for clarifying dad. I couldn’t tell which was the daughter

4points

Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

She's obviously the boat in the back

1point

Collin ford 4 years ago

Its very confusing

1point

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

Ye

0points

Atlasheld 4 years ago

What kind of dog is this?

0points

Azri Khairol 4 years ago

the other (right) one is adopted

0points

#9

Final score:

452points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a Legend looks like. (Yes, with a capital 'L' - he's that good).

162points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Now I want to see a turtle sandbox party barge.

24points

Emily Robertson 4 years ago

Turtle sand boxes sink lol

1point

Synsepalum 4 years ago

He's a hottie too!

13points

BasedWang 4 years ago

that smile lmao

10points

DarkAngelNic 4 years ago

The f*****g boat is called Tuggy LMAO.

10points

13 4 years ago

The important question!..... is he single? 😍

6points

Kate 4 years ago

Trolling motor indeed

4points

Charley Birkner 4 years ago

Tikey McTikeface

3points

Diana Hockley 4 years ago

He's hot too! lol

1point

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

Uh-oh--where's his inflatable vest!

1point

#10

Final score:

421points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago

Is there a direct correlation between the ribs and the fire?

96points

Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago

Yeah, cooking.

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

I like that he’s there on the news with his ribs, not his kids.

23points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I thought this was a joke at first, but found the interview. It's great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCLpRR-wVo0

11points

Gabby M 4 years ago

Priorities

3points

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

Probably the best ribs ever!

1point

Beth Gietl 3 years ago

Bahahaha!!!

0points

With anything English slang, the authoritative source of explanation is user contribution-driven Urban Dictionary. Here is the top explanation of a "Rad dad": "1. any dad who spends quality time with his kid as much as possible. 2. dads who surf, skate, snowboard or any extreme activity and teach their kids. 3. dads with long hair, mohawks or body piercings and dont give a shite what anybody else thinks."

#11

Final score:

414points

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Requiem 4 years ago

Im a people watcher and have done loss prevention and can see two people at different ends of a store and know whos together and who isnt.

57points

Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

The world needs more people like you. In crowded places, had too many times people rudely come between my husband and myself just because I wasn't literally hanging on him. All because.... we look very different (me - Mediterranean/Slav European, him - Korean). Almost held hands with the wrong guy once because some other entity manifested there where my husband stood just a second ago.

26points

Aqsa Azam 4 years ago

Do you get to know that through some sort of vibes or body language or something else entirely?

3points

Jan Olsen 4 years ago

Way to make this about you.....

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Prove it. Make a video of your super powers claim, see how accurate you are

2points

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

??

0points

Marnie 4 years ago

@Requiem: That is honestly fascinating!

0points

Whatshername 4 years ago

Judging by the profile pic, how hot can a woman be?!

14points

13 4 years ago

Uh huh. Dude who are you dating? Scarlett?

3points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Same. The pain is indescribable. I always hear 'How come the ugly guys get all the hot girls?' I'm just looking forward to old age levelling the playing field.

14points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That is so rude! Why people don't mind their business?

17points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It is not funny, it is sad.

10points

Dont Sellmyinfo 4 years ago

Ryan has upvotes! Go Ryan!

13points

Glirpy 4 years ago

How do you separate the ugly groceries from the good looking ones?

6points

Darla Dixon 4 years ago

Our Walmart manager is so into cutting expenses so he/she gets a bonus - There is about one divider for the entire store. We customers have to use a box of spaghetti as a divider!

2points

John Monteith 4 years ago

my missus and i got the bus into town she got on first and I paid bus driver said to me is that your missus i said yes he said your punching well above your weight there

2points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

How rude!

2points

Corgi 4 years ago

A cashier at Walmart once referred to my father as my husband. I was around 19 to 21 at the time - don't remember exactly. Dad was mid-late 50's. All I could think was "poor thing, you've seen too much and been working here WAY too long!"

0points

DAISY 4 years ago

AH DON'T TAKE IT HARD!

0points

#12

Final score:

390points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago

temporarily reduce your vocabulary to just yes, and/or no.

81points

Rider 4 years ago

"Mmhm, you don't say. Really, that's interesting. Oh my." Anything she says while talking to her mother will do

9points

I don't think so... 4 years ago

Just going with yes is the wisest option.

3points

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

which brings on it's own set of problems

0points

Printerman 4 years ago

This is the way.

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

Or better yet, just nod your head!

-2points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

let...it...go

9points

Eppe 4 years ago

Yup, can't win this one

6points

Skara Brae 4 years ago

You could nicely suggest checking how urban dictionary defines it.

8points

Judi Michelle 4 years ago

Depends on where you would like to sleep

4points

Claire Murray 4 years ago

My how the turns have tabled.

2points

Moya Satterwhite 4 years ago

It’s a hint.

1point

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

NOTHING!!! You do NOTHING about it. Unless you feel like divorce papers today

1point

Key Lime 3 years ago

Correctile Disfunction

0points

Szilvia Kiszner 3 years ago

It might be a trap😆😆

0points

Markus Goldschmidt 4 years ago

.

0points

#13

Final score:

376points

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Vicky Z 4 years ago

😅😅😅😅looks like fun

73points

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 4 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone lets go…

21points

Windy Bogart 4 years ago

Then it’s just fun

21points

mehoi 4 years ago

Sibling trust!

10points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

Not in my family...

5points

Angie Taylor 4 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks Seth's big brother looks like a young Ryan Renynolds?

8points

katrina hunt Premium 4 years ago

Yes he does!

2points

Rikke Visby Wickberg 4 years ago

We did it with a laundry basket... 🙈😂

4points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

hopefully he grew up to be an astronaut or pilot - the kids a natural

4points

Max Tyler 4 years ago

looks like that one scene from Friday the 13th

2points

Mangelo Il Fumatori 4 years ago

This made me laugh even harder. Good one!

1point

wifeofweasley 4 years ago

it looks like he's gonna hit either the doorframe or the kitchen any second and it scares me

1point

Shireen Maher 3 years ago

lil egg

0points

James Hardin 4 years ago

they accidentally hit a wall and thats all for you.

0points

What makes dads rad for you? Do these stereotypes apply to dads in your culture? What elements of dad culture have you adopted? Is it starting to take double chin selfies with a great view of salt and pepper nose hair? Growing a beer belly over the quarantine's baby boom? Share in the comments below, let's make it a safe space for rad dads.

#14

Final score:

375points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

Buhahaha, the literal translation from other languages is always brilliant!

112points

Michał Osiecki 4 years ago

and I thought its something master yoda would tell

2points

Meif’wa Fan 4 years ago

OMG LOVE YOUR PROFILE!!!!

0points

Fred 4 years ago

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lil_gremlin 4 years ago

t h e c h i l d m u s t n o t b e a n o b s t a c l e

31points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

I made sure to vacuum when my kid was a baby. I didn't want him to get used to only sleeping in perfect silence. He can sleep through anything to this day.

28points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

Smart

7points

Asia 4 years ago

Not in Poland... Here they'd bite your head off if you farted too loud and woke their brat.

18points

Rebekah 4 years ago

Just the fact that he asked is insanely sweet to me. What a nice neighbor.

16points

Iwona 4 years ago

As a Pole I must admit I love it.

16points

Seizo Saji 4 years ago

I know he probably meant to say something like "you don't have to worry about the kid" or something like that but damn, it sounds so ominous and cool.

7points

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Makes sense, you wanna expose the baby to as much noise as possible as soon as possible. It'll eliminate the problem of them waking up at the slightest noise.

4points

AndersM 4 years ago

Ha! I love polish people!

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I don't get it.

0points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

How old are you?

0points

#15

Final score:

370points

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Akalvin 4 years ago

Curiousity kills me: what did Dennis do in 1973?

130points

Georgia Hebert 4 years ago

Yes! We need details! All of them!

26points

Rissie 4 years ago

Oh god, you don't want to know, it was just Dennis being typically Dennis. And we had enough of it.

21points

You kidding me 4 years ago

Being a menace?

17points

lazy panda 4 years ago

I grew up and still live in North Dakota and I genuinely wish I knew who this was lol

9points

Nic Soderman 4 years ago

I wanna know why the same staff were around to throw him out?!? 😂

8points

Jan Olsen 4 years ago

Amazing how many people knows Dennis

2points

backatya 4 years ago

He picked his nose while sitting at the bar and stuck them on the bar

0points

Glirpy 4 years ago

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0points

Rench 4 years ago

I guess Dennis really is a menace.....

22points

S. 4 years ago

This has got to be a fake story. Since when is North Dakota real!?

6points

lazy panda 4 years ago

Shh...we aren't here! Gotta keep it a secret!

8points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

We see this one pretty often.

5points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

It's funny every time though

19points

DAISY 4 years ago

BOY! FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE REMEMBERED HIM AND WHAT HE HAD DONE IT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL! I wonder what it was, curiosity?!

3points

Steve Wilson 4 years ago

Those NoDakers know how to hold a grudge.

2points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

I'm picturing this Dennis as a Frank Gallagher type (from the series Shameless).

2points

Leeds Lass 4 years ago

Me too - EXACTLY like that, wearing a parka and everything....

0points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

That's fame!

2points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Maybe even veering into infamy.

1point

Amy Sadler 3 years ago

Same in my town only its 40 years...

0points

Jonny Keeton 4 years ago

You will never know what this comment said⬇️

0points

#16

Final score:

361points

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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Oof!

54points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

Oofdah!

2points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

I’d be furious if someone rang me at 6am birthday or not.

10points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

My parents do it every freakin' year!

1point

Glirpy 4 years ago

Airplane mode

4points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

LMAO

3points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

Uhhh isn't that the opposite of a rad dad?!

1point

Holly Allen 4 years ago

Funny....also I like the logic

1point

Emilycookie 4 years ago

please tell me your father has trouble sleeping and wakes up at 5 am like mine

0points

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Took me a while but horrible

0points

Ham Explosion 4 years ago

Musta said yes

0points

Radek Suski 4 years ago

Good planning dad

0points

#17

Final score:

359points

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R Carson 4 years ago

Good plan

79points

Alex K 4 years ago

dusty lol

19points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Thanks a million I'm looking up trips now

7points

Natalia A 4 years ago

What if he loves and respects her but that's all he can afford?

2points

Radek Suski 4 years ago

make sense

2points

Diana Hockley 4 years ago

loL good one!

0points

Nikole 4 years ago

Ha!

0points

#18

Final score:

352points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

Bee cool

78points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 4 years ago

$20 says dad bought the bee suit entirely for that joke.

18points

ryan_needs_a_life 4 years ago

Unbeelievable

9points

MadamButterfly 4 years ago

Awww,Just let him Bee.

7points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

I can't beelieve it.

6points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Quick question: Do London Wasps have a 'B' team?

5points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Aaaarrrgh!

2points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Beeeem me up, Scotty.....

3points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

You're. Sorry, needed to

2points

Glirpy 4 years ago

These can also be used to protect from mosquitoes

1point

nad krut 4 years ago

How great would it be to put it on and run down the street screaming "RUN!"

1point

#19

Final score:

325points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

When they close the bar back up they are literally causing a fence.

69points

BatPig 4 years ago

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BasedWang 4 years ago

this is dope.... so many BBQ feasts would be had

6points

Avriel Schwartz 4 years ago

Hidey-ho, good neighbor.

5points

Casey B 4 years ago

Hidey-ho, Wilson.

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Yeah I'm drinking more than a Redbull if I'm doing all that to my fence

5points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

The higher the fences, the better the life.

3points

Bonniebluebutler 4 years ago

Yeah, I'd dig a moat and fill it with alligators to keep my a$$hat neighbor away from me. Meanest and most nosy sumbitch in our neighborhood.

1point

ArmyDog07 4 years ago

Doing what dads do. Love it.

1point

Wendy 4 years ago

What cool neighbours!

1point

Collin ford 4 years ago

When to covid 19 wont stop you from chillin with your homies

0points

backatya 4 years ago

That's what they needed on Home Improvement show

0points

#20

Final score:

323points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago

yeah but by that age it;s more likely they have done something to deserve the torture.

42points

Assistant to DJ 4 years ago

I like your perspective.

1point

Bobby 4 years ago

my buddy just helped me move a few months back. We're both mid 30s and he said I'll always help you cause your like a brother, but i'd rather just split the movers bill with you

11points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

How old does he think movers are? Does he think they retire at 30 or something?

3points

Denise Morley 4 years ago

Movers are going to be accustomed to the task of moving so are more efficient plus the odds are pretty good that either the friends don’t have physical jobs or if they do, need their off time for their bodies to recuperate. (Speaking as someone over the age of 35 who does physically taxing work.)

0points

Rand0m_Cat 4 years ago

YOU'RE using the wrong word

2points

Ines Olabarria-Smith 4 years ago

True! Professionals do it better

2points

Karla Nelsen 4 years ago

punctuation is your friend; I highly recommend using it!

2points

Angie Chan 4 years ago

That said, I still offer the paid movers a meal and drinks like they are friends. (not alcoholic, of course) First thing in the morning, "I'm making a breakfast run, want some? My treat!" After arriving at the destination about lunchtime, "What type of pizza do y'all like?" ...and once it was all done, send them off with a tip because I am old (and petite) enough to appreciate all of their work.

1point

Zet 4 years ago

your not you're

1point

Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago

I helped my friend move and decorate his new house. He can make himself useful for me.

1point

Kaleb 4 years ago

You'd better offer a twelve pack and ribs

1point

#21

Final score:

321points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Now, where's my 'invest' button when I need it?

119points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Shut up and take my money

22points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

Mine too

7points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

I "triple dog dare you" to up it to three........!

10points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

You don't have those? They sell them in my country.

4points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Make this happen

2points

Rench 4 years ago

This gave me some very NSFW thoughts.....

2points

cloud 4 years ago

same

1point

Cass 4 years ago

We sold doubles back in the '80s. I don't eat hotdogs so it has never occurred to me that they don't do it anymore. Or, maybe it was a local thing?

1point

DarkAngelNic 4 years ago

I want a DP hotdog 😂

1point

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

Y e s

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Too late, already got the patent.

1point

#22

Final score:

317points

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Kevin Erdős–Bacon 4 years ago

No, don't argue about who's going home - revel in being on the same wavelength!

60points

Be Ha 4 years ago

With this shoes they should both stay at home.

18points

Neonx 4 years ago

even down to the shoes and haircut, lol

6points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

And suntans

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

I can't stop laughing. Like the time my sister and I both bought our Dad a really cool insulated shirt...same color and everything, and she bought hers 2000 miles away!

2points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

This was in yesterday ?

1point

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Like Father, like Son......lol...

1point

Huddo's sister 4 years ago

This happened to two friends of mine at a party last weekend. Funnily enough, they were wearing the same thing as this pic!

0points

An Be 4 years ago

Looks like a 'who wore it best?' pic

0points

Jackie Porter 4 years ago

This happens with my sister and myself. We both turn up with the same t shirts on

0points

Katy McMouse Premium 4 years ago

I thought this was going to be a story about Tom Arnold.

0points

#23

Final score:

315points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

You forgot left in random places glasses with vodka so kid would think it was a water

86points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Yup me and my brother would spit it out and like nothing grab a towel to clean it up and say I got one with dads water in it

16points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

happend to me in northern Italy, but it was Grappa instead of Vodka

5points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

You live and you learn.

0points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago

(My parents are not alcoholics) I've done this once my parents like to have vodka on very rare occasions... I thot it was water

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And then they say that this generation is the worst! Can you imagine how many things we survived from?

18points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

Amen

5points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 4 years ago

I seriously thought this was me, but since my name is not Michael I’m 90% it’s my cousin.

8points

Watching 4 years ago

We've all been to this party. And it was pretty freaking lit.

7points

Fabian Meresse 4 years ago

And then going back home with DUI parents with no fastened seatbelts, on that rusty car that would badly bend if hiting a pole at 15 mph

5points

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

lol, Mom didn't DUI but that Oldsmobile wouldn't lose a fight with a damned pole

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

I can almost smell this party.

5points

similarly 4 years ago

I grew up in the 70s. I remember my Grandpa blowing cigarette smoke into a medicine bottle, capping it and giving it to me. I thought the smoke in the bottle looked so cool. When I was maybe 4 years old, my Mom gathered the four kids around (oldest would have been about 10) and offered to let us smoke a cigarette ... supposedly so we wouldn't grow up to smoke later. Didn't work. Half of us smoked later. I remember when I had a bout of insomnia at 10 or 11, I think, an Uncle told me alcohol would fix that, and spent the evening giving me watered down cocktails. Didn't work. I remember even at age 3-4, my Dad would let me have a sip of his beer. I can't remember how many times I rode in the back of a pickup. That's illegal now. A lot less rules back then.

4points

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

When I was teething (1971-72) Mom would rub paregoric on my gums, bc that's what her mother did. Paregoric is tincture of opium and you could buy it OTC from the local pharmacist!

1point

Willie Beard 4 years ago

It's a cigar cigarettes still s cigarettes? . Cause that looks kind of like the ones like Cheyenne's

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

I think the cigar is actually Moore's Cigarettes. They were brown like that, and if you didn't puff on it, the cig would go out, I know this because my dad smoked theses because he would always fall asleep with a lit cigarettes, they helped not burn down the this house, and this was in the 80's

1point

Carman Davis 4 years ago

Whoever wrote this must be young lol bc that is not a cigar lolol back in the early '80's cigarettes looked like this lolol so that is an actual cancer stick.

1point

#24

Final score:

308points

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California Jones 4 years ago

Been there. 🙄 Then he told me I was being lazy, I just needed to focus, and eventually I was just useless. Wonder why I have a panic attack when I see equations, and failed algebra...?

121points

Emma Perkins 4 years ago

Math anxious people unite!

22points

Emma B 4 years ago

Math anxiety is a very real thing. As a teacher, I hated hearing things like this from students. Yelling at kids who don't understand something DOESN'T FIX IT!

9points

ArmyDog07 4 years ago

With me it was trying to learn to read time on a clock.

7points

GayBeanCake 4 years ago

I am so sorry- that sucks tbh... I had the same thing

4points

internet person 4 years ago

my life in 2 sentences

4points

Art Tani 4 years ago

same

4points

Grace and Lucy 4 years ago

Did you live in my house too ?

3points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

Why do parents do this in the USA? Don't they realise it causes more problems than solves them, so many uneducated idiots.

2points

karla Meixnerová 4 years ago

I've been there too. But I got straight A's at school and then I graduated with honours from university, where, apart from classical mathematics, there were a lot of subjects related to math...

2points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Be thankful, my Dad printed out times tables - up to 16 x FFS !!! then laminated them and would quiz me before I went to sleep. I was 6. Did quite well at Maths though and got half a degree (dropped out for unrelated reasons .....)

1point

Martine Lawley Thouvenin 4 years ago

I feel your pain... 🤗

1point

Destiney Haddox 4 years ago

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Bobby 4 years ago

for me helping my kid it was: "it's 9 + 6, that's 15, why do you need all these extra steps?!" i hate new math

13points

Rebekah 4 years ago

My dad wrote out all of the times tables, up to 12, on a yellow legal pad. He then had it LAMINATED. It was a scary day when my sister handed it down to me. Yes, I still have it.

4points

Bonniebluebutler 4 years ago

Don't even get me started on long division!

4points

DAISY 4 years ago

I TOTALLY understand!!!

1point

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

My dad does this to me but for algebra. He's so good at math that he doesn't understand when other people don't get it. He doesn't mean to, but he does.

4points

Kate 4 years ago

The fact this is #22 and not 21

2points

4 years ago

I up voted this post and down voted #21 so it will be above :)

1point

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Oh i did, trust me...

2points

Nicola Dimigen 4 years ago

21!

2points

Shelby P 4 years ago (edited)

my daughter may have experienced this but not because I wanted her to tell me the answer but because I couldn't freaking remember simple math with her f'ing Common Core math

1point

Moya Satterwhite 4 years ago

I’ve been sent to the kitchen because I got the giggles and couldn’t stop. Some people are so bad at math they get punished for other things.

1point

#25

Final score:

306points

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R Carson 4 years ago

Very nice lettering.

83points

Space whale 4 years ago

Extremely legible

10points

Emma B 4 years ago

I know, right? Great penmanship for an eight-year-old!

4points

Dante thunder stone 3 years ago

Its quite possible her dad helped her write it!

0points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

First name Old

10points

James016 4 years ago

Winner by KO

8points

Ellie Rosser 4 years ago

She is clearly winning

8points

AndersM 4 years ago

Very nice handwriting for a 8 y old

5points

Lolliegag 4 years ago

I thought so as well

0points

Neonx 4 years ago

B W A H A H A

5points

Kaleb 4 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's a war crime

4points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Well played little one, well played.

3points

criminalgirl 4 years ago

That Mr Fart, he's always getting involved....

3points

Rebekah 4 years ago

I love family stuff like this.

2points

#26

Final score:

305points

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Monic Krugell 4 years ago

and then phone their wives about everything that they actually needed in their bags for the day

102points

Angie Chan 4 years ago

...or quietly suffer in the name of manliness. No shiver must be shown, no lick of the chapped lip (also because he is dehydrated and must conserve fluids), and loudly proclaim that dirt improves the immune system as he eats a burger with filthy hands.

13points

Ellie Rosser 4 years ago

Men have pockets big enough to put stuff in, can touch work surfaces and drink out of cups in the office kitchen without gagging at the level of filth and get to set the thermostats at work set to their comfort level.

10points

Ines Olabarria-Smith 4 years ago

Yeah right, my husband always ask me to put something in my purse…

4points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Cause the rest of the staff is in our bags usually

4points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Poor souls.....🤦‍♀️...

2points

Sarah Hoskovec 4 years ago

It's no wonder women live longer.

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

And then they bleat, can you put this in your bag

1point

Marcellus II 4 years ago

First half yes, second half no --- there's a leatherman, keys to multiple places, some string and assorted batteries, and various & varying other bits and bobs; and probably a tamagotchi.

1point

Ham Explosion 4 years ago

Depends on the guy but honestly no wtf

2points

Anton Kider 4 years ago

Indeed

0points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

They leave without a bag, because they have POCKETS!

0points

Sandy Beaches 4 years ago

I do this too. Not male.

0points

#27

Final score:

284points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

You don't mess with Kinder Surprise version Female

141points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Love that! rofl Kudos

22points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Everyone needs to hear this. Your HVAC system works at 100% until your set temperature is reached. Don't be that guy who turns the heat up to maximum because "that'll make it go faster" who then opens a window because it's too hot. I hate that guy.

13points

Rissie 4 years ago

Oh god, my husband does this. And I had coworkers do this (in a room that was too small for the actual airco there, so if you did turn it down, it actually got to 15 degrees, celsius of course, in no time, only for them to turn it up to way higher and to have it get uncomfortable hot in just as short a time...). Stahp already.

10points

Barbara Skolly 4 years ago

I can relate.

1point

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Same when you want it warmer and so people crank it up high then when it gets too hot, they open windows!

5points

Josie Bisbano 4 years ago

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

1point

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Smart man....😜

1point

backatya 4 years ago

have some balls and say NO

0points

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

truth be told, I didn't know this until I was 26 and my friend in HVAC explained air conditioners and heat exchangers and how they talk to the thermostat...and I was a master tool and die guy by that time.

0points

Mariano Martín Asensio 4 years ago

I thought he was talking about the house's age

0points

Clark Meldrum 4 years ago

Good.

0points

#28

Final score:

283points

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Neonx 4 years ago

hahaha, jj WATT get it...get it...oh.

6points

Billy Billerson 4 years ago

WATT?

2points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

More like $105 a month for 25 years.

2points

Robert T 4 years ago

He should write an app. ;-)

1point

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

who knew JJ is dadding as hard as he plays

0points

DAISY 4 years ago

YEA HOW MUCH?!

0points

Effin Fred 4 years ago

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Karen Clark 4 years ago

Yeah, Elon!

-3points

#29

Final score:

232points

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Jessica Rabbit 4 years ago

This made me laugh really hard. My husband and I have always liked to BBQ, but once he turned 35 we got a smoker and have been into it since hahaha

71points

Melissa TO 4 years ago

My husband too, lol!!!! We just got done rofl!

3points

Brandy McKay 4 years ago

Or, they can get really into dating apps. Like my ex-fiance did. 🤔

11points

Ashbug 4 years ago

Ouch

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I will do neither. Try to force me.

4points

Aliquid 4 years ago

I have zero interest in either of them... and I passed 35 a while ago

3points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

If you haven’t had those hobbies in 35 whole years, chances are you won’t randomly pick them up. The person who wrote this is stuck in the past where 35 year olds liked that stuff. But those 35 year olds are like 75 now. Today’s 35 year olds pick between things like, as an example, some video game or something to do with coaching.

3points

GoddessOdd 4 years ago

My father in law was a double major. He minored in classic cars.

3points

Rachel Cobb 4 years ago

My dad became a "Fixer".

3points

Alex K 4 years ago

ww2 history for me

2points

Annina Pasila 4 years ago

My hubien got to WW2, he cannot cook, so had only one option here. 😂

1point

Rubee Tubesteak 4 years ago

My husband chose the meats.

1point

#30

Final score:

231points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

And now if you will be lucky to get house like this you won't be able to afford family or shoes..

87points

Robert T 4 years ago

Nah, Peggy had a number of sidelines, I'm sure. That's The Bundy Residence from Married With Children.

20points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

Peggy did not have any sidelines, I'm sure

11points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

If by sideline you mean work, then I assure you, Peggy did not.

5points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

my favorite episode is the one where Peggy gets that personal trainer for the family to get them healthy, but instead they turned him into a lazy junk food junkie. And because his body wasn't used to all that junk at once, he died.

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Keep it I'm not dealing with Marcy

14points

Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago

Ba-kaaw!

2points

J. Normal 4 years ago

LOL - no he couldn't ( lived in that area at that time). His car was the only realistic part of it.

7points

Red Ruffensor 4 years ago

Four touchdowns in one game!

7points

An Co 4 years ago

Yeah, no. TV is not real. By 1980, that could not happen. It could have happened anytime before 1972, but after that real estate got expensive. Almost every single living arrangement displayed on TV from 1980 on could NOT be afforded by the people that are supposed to live there. NYC apartments are just the best example of it.

6points

Gigantor the Bog Monster 3 years ago

TV isn't real???? You are LYING!@!!!!!

0points

Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago

But they never had food

4points

Touch Connors 4 years ago

WRONG! They had toaster leavin's/shakens.

0points

Willie Beard 4 years ago

Married with children?

2points

Hallo y’all 4 years ago

Now you can’t be a home salesman and afford shoes!

1point

Valley Girl 4 years ago

And own a Dodge!

1point

#31

Final score:

230points

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Monic Krugell 4 years ago

lol - I could feel the uncomforted need for someone to wake up, but the want for them to stay asleep.....

64points

imontape 4 years ago

It's worse to be the last one to get up

11points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

No that's Quentin Quarantino obviously

10points

not your average weirdo 4 years ago

Me when I’m at a grandparent’s house…

3points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Yeah, you better not touch any of that stuff.

3points

RANDALL COLLINS 4 years ago

Been there done that!

1point

mamafrog 4 years ago

You mean he didn't wake the wife up because he couldn't stand not having someone around?

0points

backatya 4 years ago

he looks ugly

0points

Annie 4 years ago

Oh, indeed! So very true!!!

0points

#32

Final score:

219points

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Delta of the Sand/Rainwings 4 years ago (edited)

Where's John Cena? All I see is a teen?

58points

Trey Shipp 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Is he a dwarf?

9points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Overly muscular arms/shoulders/chest due to being paralyzed and wheelchair bound for years leaving his legs incredibly scrawny.

6points

BasedWang 4 years ago

Ive met him... I can assure you he was not a dwarf, and his hand could crush a medium watermelon.. I still cant get over the size of that dudes hand

3points

Eppe 4 years ago

Nope, he skipped leg day. Never skip leg day.

2points

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

Camera angles

1point

ArmyDog07 4 years ago

Nice try, John Cena is not in this pic.

6points

Nicole Sundquist 4 years ago

Can we talk about what the guy in the background is wearing?! Those pants...eek.

5points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

I just see some kid with red hair?

4points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Is this photoshop? I had to google his height and he’s 6’1” yet here he looks deformed

2points

Nuno Carvalho 4 years ago

Where's him?

2points

David Beaulieu 4 years ago

Why is he dressed like my 78 year old father?

1point

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

He looks like an action figure

1point

He-Matt & the MOTU 4 years ago

This man is amazing! He visits over 500 sick kids a year for Make A Wish. A beautiful person.

1point

#33

Final score:

213points

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Rachel Cobb 4 years ago

Replace the beer with Pepsi zero, and you've got my dad and me! 😁😅

23points

Pezor Zass 4 years ago

put cobbled together extension cords on everything and add a dangling cigarette and you'd have me and mine

7points

GirlFriday Premium 4 years ago

My father and I put up aluminum siding on the house when I was 8. I held the sheets up and he used the gun just a few inches from my fingers. No safety glasses. I climbed the ladder and he handed me the sheets and I held them up, he climbed the same ladder and balanced in back of me to use the nail gun. Oh yes, he drank beer and smoked cigarettes the entire time.

2points

Collin ford 4 years ago

Just take away the dad and thats me

0points

$&@?!#% 4 years ago

Same

0points

jasper 4 years ago

Oooh, the Ron Swanson vibes are strong with this one!

0points

mamafrog 4 years ago

My dad and the big thermos jug of iced tea, and not me since girls weren't allowed to do anything like that. Joke's on him, mom got all the power tools when they divorced, and the garage, so I learned how to use them all, lol.

0points

Susan Egan 4 years ago

Replace the beer with, maybe an ashtray, that would be my father and I.

0points

Slick 4 years ago

Oh my OSHA ! This is pure nightmare !

0points

Kerri Russ 4 years ago

They must have done my bathroom... when we remodeled, there were 3 of those beer bottles in the wall behind the shower. NOW I KNOW!

0points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

It's the American way....!

0points

Kaleb 4 years ago

Why did y'all put a window in the shower?

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Ventilation, always have a window where possible.

7points

Holly Allen 4 years ago

Why not? 🤷

1point

Melissa Boatman Linebaugh 4 years ago

And if they put in a window, they don't need a ventilation system that might need electric installed.

1point

#34

Final score:

212points

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Almost true. You have to include cops and firemen. Maybe even a builder.

96points

Robert T 4 years ago

And a train driver.

22points

Monica Martinez Castañeda 4 years ago

Yes! My 4 year old son wants to be a "police-dinosaur" when he grows up. Yes, both things combined... :)

14points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

So, basically they turn into the Village People.

1point

pansexual_weeb↖><↗ 4 years ago

BOB THE BUILDER CAN HE BUILD IT (i'll see myself out)

0points

Laura Deckers 4 years ago

firefighter

0points

Gail Nicholson 4 years ago

Think you may be missing the point of that joke lol... look hard at the pictures. What do they have in common? More to the point, what do they NOT have in common, which your answers did... ;)

0points

Steve Martel 4 years ago

Robots, your forgot robots.

21points

John Montgomery 4 years ago

That's a way to combine all four.

3points

cloud 4 years ago

im a guy and i played with trains barbies superheros and nail polish when i was 4

9points

Dont Sellmyinfo 4 years ago

Yup! My little guy had no concept of gender until he went to school. He loved having his nails painted cool colors (I used to buy the insta dry crayola colors). One day he came home from preschool and told me to take it off because it’s for girls. Broke my heart. We never played with makeup or nail polish again. BUT I bought some face paint and he was back.

8points

not your average weirdo 4 years ago

😂 my brother was obsessed with construction when he was 4. Three words- Bob the Builder

8points

Eve Roling 4 years ago

My son really loves Ninjas. And dragons, dinosaurs and sharks. And 'My Little Pony' 😊

6points

Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma) 4 years ago

Unrealistic. you didn't have trains.

5points

Troux 4 years ago

What about WW2 history and smoking meats?

4points

4 years ago

That's after they turn 35

1point

Delilah Simmons 4 years ago

the fourth one

2points

Nudge 4 years ago

My little brother's was My Little Pony so

1point

Mark Waugaman 4 years ago

Legos cover them all

1point

#35

Final score:

203points

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Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

that is really cool

64points

Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

With what looks like mashed potato 'frosting' and bacon 'ribbons' with garnish for color. I'd have killed for a cake like that (although maybe not at that young of an age).

22points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

I made a cake of cheese for my mother's 80th, she prefers cheese to cake or pudding. Stilton, brie, and peppered goats. With candles, 1 candle for every 5 years. She still talks about it.

9points

Kelli Lindsay 4 years ago

Now that's a Sixteen Candles I wanna see!

1point

Kaleb 4 years ago

I'll bring a freaking iPad as a gift if I can get an invite

9points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! ..... get me some un-see juice!

5points

Alex K 4 years ago

well at his age he can . i feel the heart attack creeping up at me just looking at it

4points

Charlie grace 4 years ago

Nope

4points

13 4 years ago

That is almost enough overkill to put me off meat.

3points

cloud 4 years ago

personally id need mine cooked to oblivion but other than that its looks amazing

3points

Mike Crow 4 years ago

Everyone has their own preference for steak.

1point

Mrs. Joe V 4 years ago

Eww

2points

#36

Final score:

183points

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Neonx 4 years ago

me eating a veggie after 3 pounds of candy

83points

Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

I call it calorie offsetting.

3points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago

Me taking a calcium pill after not drinking milk for a year

2points

Triv 4 years ago

Hey, after to much junk food a good veggie can make me feel better.

0points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

Someone when they order a diet coke with their meal at Mcdonald

6points

Holly Allen 4 years ago

Is this Jay Leno?

1point

Annie 4 years ago

Perfect caption for a perfect pic! 🤣 I can relate!

0points

Karen Clark 4 years ago

Jay?.....Jay Leno?.....is that you?

0points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

Popeye eating Spinach

0points

#37

Final score:

160points

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Monic Krugell 4 years ago

agreed

67points

von Funnyname 4 years ago

hear, hear

7points

Bobby 4 years ago

I disagree, but I'm the odd one out in my family on this too, so maybe I'm wrong

19points

Francis 4 years ago

i like the right more, my partner thinks i'm crazy..

12points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

disagree!

10points

Shekima Cropes 4 years ago

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?? WHO DOESN'T LIKE BOTH??

8points

LeiLah 4 years ago

NO WAY!!! Drumsticks have more meat and are easier to eat bc they come with a handle.

7points

Steven Cook 4 years ago

I do not understand why people pay $2.99+ a lb for mostly bones when leg quarters are $0.89

7points

Jane Doe 4 years ago

I knew my boyfriend was the one when we got wings for the first time and he offered me the stupid leg shaped one. I told him I liked the flat ones better. He was happy. He said, "I was trying to be nice. The flat ones are terrible" So we are the perfect pair. I am right, he is wrong and yet we don't have to argue about it.

7points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

Flats all day!

3points

California Jones 4 years ago

One is better for dipping...

3points

Norma_Bates 4 years ago

Drumsticks are the worst!

2points

#38

Final score:

133points

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beavis 4 years ago

Aah yes us Greg's mortal enemy

57points

S. 4 years ago

We found him! Fastest growing army on the internet, assemble!

7points

the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago

the fact that bored panda is this cultured makes me happy

2points

Mii 4 years ago

Hello fellow Greg!

2points

Ashley Oleson 4 years ago

As the wife of Greg, I agree to this post.

1point

Demon Girl 3 years ago

haha LOL

0points

Salty Fox 4 years ago

Oh my god…

0points

Hey Ho neighbours 4 years ago

Only an enemy of Greg's in the states. I have never understood why you people pronounce this name as "Creg". As an British person who's brother is named Craig, (and it's a Scottish name, so yes, we say it right, and you say wrong) it is NOT Creg. I don't even know how to phonetically spell it because "Craig" should give you that... h but it's pronounced so that it rhymes with "The Hague" or "William Haig". Cr- aaa-g. Emphasis on the A. No E. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk America. You're welcome.

10points

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

"what do you mean you don't know my name?"

4points

You kidding me 4 years ago

I beg your pardon my name is Giarc, just look in the mirror.

3points

Mike Douglas 4 years ago

I'm a teacher. It's important to name your top

2points

Jess-a-men 4 years ago

Something about that font makes me super uncomfortable. I have no idea why.

2points

Triv 4 years ago

I can only think of one reason for a man to have his name tattooed onto his back, and it's NSFW.

1point

Eppe 4 years ago

Does he own the list?

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

I was waiting for this comment!

1point

13 4 years ago

At least we can be sure he doesn't mean Jenny! *ducks*

1point

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

I see what you did there!

0points

Thomas Sweda 4 years ago

He STILL won’t know who he is. It’s on his BACK!

1point

#39

Final score:

132points

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iblowsheep 4 years ago

HOLY S**T. I do not want to know how much money that dude spent that day.

94points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Not to worry, his kidneys are paying.

15points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

He must be an alcoholic

4points

Willie Beard 4 years ago

Well 4-10 bucks each probably. And i mean at least lol .. impressive though

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Large murse?

1point

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 4 years ago

Whatever it was he earned it

1point

von Funnyname 4 years ago

enough, lol

1point

Reynolds 4 years ago

More than super bowl tickets

0points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

452.17 exactly.

0points

Ellie Rosser 4 years ago

He has almost drunk the equivalent of a full strength beer.

25points

Pezor Zass 4 years ago

Still not approaching the flavour of one, though

10points

Pilot Chick 4 years ago

Okay I had to google… According to a study from Statista, the average price of a beer at an NFL games in 2020 was $9.12.

9points

Ziiiiiing 4 years ago

Wow, if that had been decent beer he'd have been drunk.

5points

Avavojt 4 years ago

how is he still holding his head up

5points

Aliquid 4 years ago

because that's "lite" beer.

2points

Bobby 4 years ago

ok, so I can see 15 on the ground, and 1 in his hand. Went to a detroit lions game about a year and a half ago, it was 9.75 per beer then, lets just round it up to 10 and say every NFL stadium is about the same price... so at least 160 on beer?

4points

Kyle Adams 4 years ago

Good God. How much would all that beer cost at a stadium?

3points

Rand0m_Cat 4 years ago

The seat is wrong, thats way more than twelve.

1point

internet person 4 years ago

i was trying to see why the panthers logo was so interesting until I looked at the whole picture JESUS CHRIST

1point

Ivana 4 years ago

Guys...it took me so long to see the beer bottles under the seat. I was digging through the comments thinking "Chill out you guys, there is only one be....ohhhhhhhh"

1point

#40

Final score:

109points

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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

He was the taco the town.

92points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

Hahaha

2points

Gini Sarver 4 years ago

😂😂

0points

Claire Murray 4 years ago

Hehe

0points

Ciel Pike 4 years ago

this is a top tier joke

0points

ArmyDog07 4 years ago

This is a pic from the video on youtube, and in the description he explains the joke.

4points

Katie Leonard 4 years ago

The profile pic looks like Steve from blues clues.

2points

Les Izmore 4 years ago

I'll have the taco plate, please

1point

Corgi 4 years ago

I'm more interested in @Milk. He looks like Draco Malfoy dressed as Steve. Draco's Neko - where Draco and a black cat find 3 mystery ingredients to teach little wizards and witches easy potions. I would watch it!

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

You don't wanna know!

0points