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Chetana
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Chetana • upvoted an item 1 week ago
PoorMansTonyStark reply
Playing mind games / doing tests, etc.
I have absolutely zero tolerance towards those. If I spot a potential candidate doing that, I immediately lose a lot of respect towards him/her and become suspicious. The second time I see him/her trying to pull off some kind of similar stuff, it's time for goodbyes.
I'm looking for someone trustworthy and with whom I can be at ease. Not someone who tries to provoke a fight every day.
Chetana • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago
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jackwrangler reply
Dude I worked with had a stutter and was a bit of a jerk. One day he goes “hey jackwrangler, d-do you think you’re going s-straight to hell because you’re gay?”
And my response was “hey Anthony, d-do you think god gave you a s-stutter so you could think twice about what you say to people?”
The whole wait station stopped and...***silence ***
hairybeaverlove reply
I had a surgery and when I woke up, the nurse was REALLY CUTE, so I started flirting with her ( with no success)...I had a 2nd surgery and when I woke up, it was the same cute nurse, my first words to her were:
How many surgeries do I have to have before I get your phone number????
( we've been married 8 yrs now).
asgardian_superman reply
“Go wait with mommy- daddy might be going back to jail again”. Guy pushed my 5 year old daughter at the fish store and SHE started crying. When he heard me say that he RAN out of the store.
I’ve never been to jail before.
gman0009 reply
A long time ago I was walking down a side street in a medium sized town with my girlfriend. A car was parked ahead, with the front of the car facing us as we approached. I could see two kids, maybe in their late teens and instantly could tell they were likely going say something as my gf was rather attractive.
As soon as we come up next to them I hear “hey baby, ditch the zero and come hang with the hero”. I could feel my blood boil but I kept my cool and calmly said “sorry buddy, I’m not gay...and don’t call my girlfriend a zero”. The dude’s friend started laughing at him and my girlfriend made a sarcastic crying face then we both started to laugh.
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Chetana • upvoted 13 items 1 month ago
MTLRGST_II reply
When I tell someone I'm adopted and they ask about my real parents (meaning my biological parents), I get very pissy. With all due respect to the people who conceived me, my real parents are the ones who changed my diapers, who busted their asses to put food on the table and clothes on my back, who drove me to karate/football/basketball/whatever practice, who stressed the importance of education, and most importantly, who loved me completely and unconditionally. THOSE are my REAL parents.
MTLRGST_II reply
When I tell someone I'm adopted and they ask about my real parents (meaning my biological parents), I get very pissy. With all due respect to the people who conceived me, my real parents are the ones who changed my diapers, who busted their asses to put food on the table and clothes on my back, who drove me to karate/football/basketball/whatever practice, who stressed the importance of education, and most importantly, who loved me completely and unconditionally. THOSE are my REAL parents.
garagedooropener5150 reply
One of the most narcissistic imbeciles in the world has access to nuclear launch codes.
Odeeum reply
No one will remember anything about you after you die within a few generations. Certainly after 1000 yrs.
Nothing. All of your actions, your thoughts, dreams...zero.
StonerMetalhead710 reply
We are potentially all alive today because a single Soviet officer second guessed the missile detection system he was operating. The machine threw a warning for 5 nuclear missiles fired from the US that ended up being a false alarm caused by a rare weather event over North Dakota. His name was Stanislav Petrov.
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Chetana • upvoted 15 items 2 months ago
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PoorMansTonyStark reply
Playing mind games / doing tests, etc.
I have absolutely zero tolerance towards those. If I spot a potential candidate doing that, I immediately lose a lot of respect towards him/her and become suspicious. The second time I see him/her trying to pull off some kind of similar stuff, it's time for goodbyes.
I'm looking for someone trustworthy and with whom I can be at ease. Not someone who tries to provoke a fight every day.
An X-Ray Of A Patient With Hyperdontia (The Condition Of Having More Teeth Than Average). Usually Adults Have 32 Teeth. This Person Had 81
Chetana • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago
jackwrangler reply
Dude I worked with had a stutter and was a bit of a jerk. One day he goes “hey jackwrangler, d-do you think you’re going s-straight to hell because you’re gay?”
And my response was “hey Anthony, d-do you think god gave you a s-stutter so you could think twice about what you say to people?”
The whole wait station stopped and...***silence ***
asgardian_superman reply
“Go wait with mommy- daddy might be going back to jail again”. Guy pushed my 5 year old daughter at the fish store and SHE started crying. When he heard me say that he RAN out of the store.
I’ve never been to jail before.
gman0009 reply
A long time ago I was walking down a side street in a medium sized town with my girlfriend. A car was parked ahead, with the front of the car facing us as we approached. I could see two kids, maybe in their late teens and instantly could tell they were likely going say something as my gf was rather attractive.
As soon as we come up next to them I hear “hey baby, ditch the zero and come hang with the hero”. I could feel my blood boil but I kept my cool and calmly said “sorry buddy, I’m not gay...and don’t call my girlfriend a zero”. The dude’s friend started laughing at him and my girlfriend made a sarcastic crying face then we both started to laugh.
hairybeaverlove reply
I had a surgery and when I woke up, the nurse was REALLY CUTE, so I started flirting with her ( with no success)...I had a 2nd surgery and when I woke up, it was the same cute nurse, my first words to her were:
How many surgeries do I have to have before I get your phone number????
( we've been married 8 yrs now).
Chetana • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago
garagedooropener5150 reply
One of the most narcissistic imbeciles in the world has access to nuclear launch codes.
Odeeum reply
No one will remember anything about you after you die within a few generations. Certainly after 1000 yrs.
Nothing. All of your actions, your thoughts, dreams...zero.
StonerMetalhead710 reply
We are potentially all alive today because a single Soviet officer second guessed the missile detection system he was operating. The machine threw a warning for 5 nuclear missiles fired from the US that ended up being a false alarm caused by a rare weather event over North Dakota. His name was Stanislav Petrov.
Chetana • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago
MTLRGST_II reply
When I tell someone I'm adopted and they ask about my real parents (meaning my biological parents), I get very pissy. With all due respect to the people who conceived me, my real parents are the ones who changed my diapers, who busted their asses to put food on the table and clothes on my back, who drove me to karate/football/basketball/whatever practice, who stressed the importance of education, and most importantly, who loved me completely and unconditionally. THOSE are my REAL parents.
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