People don’t speak Meow, so one cat had to learn English to write down a few important things for her human. Mostly, demands. “A Letter From Your Cat” is a hilarious comic strip by Things In Squares that perfectly captures every detail important to ensuring feline comfort.
Bored Panda has already written about 15+ Comics That Purrfectly Capture Life With Cats, and this one definitely falls into the same category. If you, however, don’t own a cat, don’t get discouraged by this letter. Even though felines are independent and sometimes even cocky, the rewards for taking care of them outweigh all the costs. Scroll down to enjoy the humorous text and let us know in the comments if you own a cat that would agree to it.
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The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇
That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the s****y cat who wrote the letter.
Load More Replies...Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.
Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)
Load More Replies...Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.
Load More Replies...Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.
Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.
Load More Replies...As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg
I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.
Load More Replies...As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an a*****e of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.
me owww wwwrmerr meowmeow mawwwwww (hooman shold leearn cat languagw)
Wet food every day is bad for their teeth. Sorry cat.. not happening.
This cat can go hike Grand Canyon. There is no way I would grant most of those requests, and the others are not pertinent. For example, I do not have a dog, and I won't get one until AFTER the cats I now have pass on.
Beautiful, i can fully understand and appreciate what this cat is demanding, having lived five of my previous lives in cat form. I will definitely wait to see the improvements applied before I contemplate returning in my cat form again 🐱 😺 ❤😁
My cat said this text is especially missing parts about cardbord boxes everywhere.
It took 2 years of life for this cat to learn to write .it deserves the royal treatment^_^
Why does it say "my penis" on page 3 at the end where the plant is on the floor?
Well Cats used to worshiped as Royalty and they have never forgotten it. Now, I will continue to feed you dry cat food as i have done for all of your life so far and I will clean you litter box when I get ready at my own leisure. I'm sick and tired of you using me as your bed so stop it! As for you running around the house at 3 AM I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me anymore. The rest of your demands may or may not be met. Sincerely, your loving human!
I've had three cats in my life and none of them behaved like that. If you create a monster, don't blame the cat.
Yeah, um this cat seems terrible. I did an obedience class with my dog and he will do everything I ask him to, and when I say, "Good boy Neville!" It's like he just won the lottery. BUT then I say, "Neville come" and he comes right to me, even if he's playing fetch across the street or can't even see me. And I say "Good come Neville!!" And you'd think he cured cancer! He's so pleased! He sleeps in my bed and does everything I want and loves me just as much as I love him. *Melting heart* Serious question (because i am severely allergic to cats and have never had one as a pet) are cats like this too?
Some cats try to pretend they're the alpha cat, but all the cats I've met (2) are really sweet, and they know who's the boss.
Load More Replies...So I'm severely allergic to cats and never really cared for them as a result (no opportunity to love them, you know). There was a cat that would show up at my door cuz my neighbors never took care of it. It looked like the same breed a*s grumpy cat maybe? Smooshed face, long fur, etc, but with darker fur. I actually loved that cat. Acted like a dog. Would run to me for when I came home from work. My allergies weren't as bad with him/her as with other cats. It really grew on me, then one day it disappeared and I was quite sad :(
Yes of course.. they don't have any feelings, that's why my two adorable cats always hang around me, purr happily, need tummy rubs, show lots of affection and even sleep next to me peacefully on a daily basis.
This is hilarious! I guess I'm really lucky to have my pug Frankie!
If it wasn't for the wet food thing this could have been my cat. He hates wet food always gives me a "What the hell is this s**t?" look on his face when I give it to him.
I am privileged to cohabitate with six of these little bullies....we are not....she doesn't know this yet, but we left a dead bird in her bed....
The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇
That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the s****y cat who wrote the letter.
Load More Replies...Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.
Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)
Load More Replies...Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.
Load More Replies...Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.
Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.
Load More Replies...As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg
I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.
Load More Replies...As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an a*****e of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.
me owww wwwrmerr meowmeow mawwwwww (hooman shold leearn cat languagw)
Wet food every day is bad for their teeth. Sorry cat.. not happening.
This cat can go hike Grand Canyon. There is no way I would grant most of those requests, and the others are not pertinent. For example, I do not have a dog, and I won't get one until AFTER the cats I now have pass on.
Beautiful, i can fully understand and appreciate what this cat is demanding, having lived five of my previous lives in cat form. I will definitely wait to see the improvements applied before I contemplate returning in my cat form again 🐱 😺 ❤😁
My cat said this text is especially missing parts about cardbord boxes everywhere.
It took 2 years of life for this cat to learn to write .it deserves the royal treatment^_^
Why does it say "my penis" on page 3 at the end where the plant is on the floor?
Well Cats used to worshiped as Royalty and they have never forgotten it. Now, I will continue to feed you dry cat food as i have done for all of your life so far and I will clean you litter box when I get ready at my own leisure. I'm sick and tired of you using me as your bed so stop it! As for you running around the house at 3 AM I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me anymore. The rest of your demands may or may not be met. Sincerely, your loving human!
I've had three cats in my life and none of them behaved like that. If you create a monster, don't blame the cat.
Yeah, um this cat seems terrible. I did an obedience class with my dog and he will do everything I ask him to, and when I say, "Good boy Neville!" It's like he just won the lottery. BUT then I say, "Neville come" and he comes right to me, even if he's playing fetch across the street or can't even see me. And I say "Good come Neville!!" And you'd think he cured cancer! He's so pleased! He sleeps in my bed and does everything I want and loves me just as much as I love him. *Melting heart* Serious question (because i am severely allergic to cats and have never had one as a pet) are cats like this too?
Some cats try to pretend they're the alpha cat, but all the cats I've met (2) are really sweet, and they know who's the boss.
Load More Replies...So I'm severely allergic to cats and never really cared for them as a result (no opportunity to love them, you know). There was a cat that would show up at my door cuz my neighbors never took care of it. It looked like the same breed a*s grumpy cat maybe? Smooshed face, long fur, etc, but with darker fur. I actually loved that cat. Acted like a dog. Would run to me for when I came home from work. My allergies weren't as bad with him/her as with other cats. It really grew on me, then one day it disappeared and I was quite sad :(
Yes of course.. they don't have any feelings, that's why my two adorable cats always hang around me, purr happily, need tummy rubs, show lots of affection and even sleep next to me peacefully on a daily basis.
This is hilarious! I guess I'm really lucky to have my pug Frankie!
If it wasn't for the wet food thing this could have been my cat. He hates wet food always gives me a "What the hell is this s**t?" look on his face when I give it to him.
I am privileged to cohabitate with six of these little bullies....we are not....she doesn't know this yet, but we left a dead bird in her bed....
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