Cats Are Big Masters Of Camouflage, And Her Are Some Of The Best Ones

friday, march 22, 2024 to that one person (if you’re not that person, you can skip this paragraph), the chances of you seeing this are very low but i hope you do see this one day. i just wanted to let you know i miss you very much and our friendship was something so special and i loved everything about it. im so sorry your mum found out. i really hope she went easy on you. (also really hope she doesn’t see this 💀). i hope you do/did well in your exams and in life, good luck habibti you’ve got this!! i have faith in you :) thank you for everything you’ve taught me, for all the times you made me smile, for all the times you made me laugh, for all the times you made me feel appreciated, for all the times you made me feel happy. i really hope i did the same to you. and i hope one day i hear from you again. <3 p.s. my shibshib is still on the way 👹 lots and lots of love, susie ♥️ 
i’m not supposed to be on here but no one can stop me 🤪 

hi!! i’m susie and i’m a gemini, (i swear im not two-faced) introverted teenage girl, you may refer to me as she/her ✨ 

the two quotes i stand by: 

“there is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” 

-mindy kaling, wisest woman alive (in my opinion)

 “i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” 

-chandler bing, from “f*r*i*e*n*d*s” (i would binge watch that show on repeat forever if i could) 

i love cats because who doesn’t? 

 i like writing, drawing, and reading, i also love singing but i don’t have the skills for that so if you see me zoned out im probably just singing in my head 🥲 

my most used emojis:

 🤪 = hehe 
🤡 = oops
 😭 = hahahah 
💅✨ = 
👹 = i’m mad at you but not actually
 😒 = i’m actually mad at you 
💀 = no way they did that
 🗿 = self explanatory 
🙄 = ugh they’re so annoying
 🤨 = wdym i use too much emojis
 🏃‍♀️💨 = get away from me
 🫶 = marry me jk please don’t 

my favorite food is ✨shawarma✨ it’s just so damn good 🤤 

i’m arab so there’s that 🤠 
*pulls TNT from pocket* 👹🧨

 btw that joke is only funny when i make it you biatch 😘 once someone online asked me if saudi arabia was a desert, i told them we live in houses made of sand and ride camels to school everyday and i think they still believe that 🤡🤡 

my most used arabic words are ✨khalas✨ and ✨yallah✨ 

my most used english words are ✨let’s eat✨

 my biggest fears are elevators, big dogs, extroverts, and screaming children 🏃‍♀️💨 

i love it when i make a mean joke but they love it because they’re equally evil 🤡 

elizabeth gillies as jade west is chefs kiss omg 😍 

i laugh at my own jokes 💅

 compliments on personality > compliments on looks 

i’m secretly married to damon salvatore but no one knows it yet, not even him 🤪🤪💅 

I LOVE HUGS 🫂 

 ARIANA GRANDE ALL THE WAYYY SHE’S AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN 🤪🤪 

if ur a troll then 🎶thank you, next🎶 (sorry i just had to do that)

 chase atlantic being three mediocre dudes instead of one attractive dude was the most disappointing thing ever 🤧🤧 

but still, their music is the best 😎
🎶all in one night, she just went to heaven and back🎶

 AND HOW COULD I FORGET THE WEEKND OMG
 🎶EVEN THOUGH WE’RE GOING THROUGH IT AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALONE JUST KNOW THAT I WOULD I DIE FOR YOUUU🎶 

also odetari is the best and you can’t argue with me 👹 
🎶it’s just me and you-u-u in this club, no-no-no one matter (ma-a-a-matter) to me-e-e except for us, us-us-us-us🎶 THEIR NEW SONG IS SO GOOD THOUGHHH OMG 🎶just break down all these doors😎✨🎶 

as you can tell, i love music 🥹

 i am a gum-chewing addict but if you so much as make a sound while chewing i will strangle you to death 😘 

i am also extremely talented when it comes to picking up stuff with my toes 🤪 

however, i lack the ability to open a water bottle 🤧 

i just now learnt about the olive theory, i love olives so if you hate olives hit me up because im single and (probably not) ready to mingle (idk what mingle even means) 😏 

if i hear the song “i gave a second chance to cupid” one more time im gonna murder cupid 👹 

i love watermelons 🍉✨
 WATERMELON SUGAR, HIIIIIIGH 🎶🎶 

if you don’t want to hold hands with me why are you even my friend 😒 

im proudly a part of the #teenagedumbassclub 🤪🤪

 🎶cause im just a teenage dirtbag, baby🎶 

i’m 4”9 and i don’t wanna talk about it 🏃🏽‍♀️💨 

i occasionally stalk people i love so if i stalk you you’d better take it as a compliment 🤡 

if ur reading this and you hate getting rickrolled, i just want you to know that im…

 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP 
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
 NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU 

JK JK what i was gonna say is, im never gonna rickroll you ever again. instead i’m… 

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP 
 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN 
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU 

BWHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY 🤪🤪

 ok now let’s get serious 🗿 

reminder that you are beautiful and perfect just the way you are, no matter how much you change urself you can never please everyone so remember to love urself first before caring about others’ opinions!!! 

if you’re ever insecure of your weight just remember that the scale will only tell you the numerical value of your gravitational pull. it will NOT tell you how beautiful you are, how much your friends and family love you, or how amazing you are. 

i know this is a very 2020 way to go about it but
 👏ITS👏ALL👏ABOUT👏THE👏MINDSET👏
 never say “i can’t”, even if you think you can’t, tell yourself you can, and that’s what’ll happen!!

 please be nice, it’ll always come back to you <33

 whatever you might be going through, it’ll pass and you’ll be happy again, and there will always be people who will be there for you when you need it 💕 

*me casually handing out valuable life advice while my own life falls apart🗿 *

if ur following me then thanks a bunch, it means a lot to me 🫶 

i try my best to follow back but if i don’t then i probably didn’t see you yet 🤡

 if you’re still reading then congratulations, you just wasted five minutes of ur day on me ✨ 

idk what else to say 😍 

go have a great day because you deserve it 💖