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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter
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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter

Have you ever wanted to tell someone to go f**k themselves in the sweetest and nicest way possible? Sarah Brockett might be able to help you out with her amazing cookies, muffins and cakes, which label sweet and tasty treats with obscene messages and toilet humor.

Though it’s a branding concept, Brockett has everything figured out – she says the bakery is “the perfect place to have a pie created for your cheating husband, or your bratty pre-teen daughter.

If you don’t have a special person in your life who you hate with all your heart, that’s ok: “Plenty of our customers partake in ‘cake wars’, where they gift their friends with raunchy baked goods for no reason at all. Sometimes a little crude humor and chocolate cake is all you need to get by in life.

Read on for Sarah Brockett’s interview with Bored Panda!

More info: sarahbrockett.com | Behance (h/t: thisisnthappiness)

The idea came to me when I decided I wanted to combine two of my favorite things—typography, and baking,” Sarah Brockett told Bored Panda. “I’m a fairly sarcastic person, so I loved the idea of making the baked goods say something ridiculous, as opposed to your typical ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Congratulations’

I made all of the baked goods myself! All of them are vegan, too! They’re made out of your standard baking ingredients. Some of the items were preserved, in order to show them at the show in Grand Rapids. Some of them were eaten. They were delicious!

I have received very positive feedback from people wanting to order cakes. At this point in my life though, I simply do no the resources to make the bakery a reality. I would love to in the future, though

The Bold Bakery was my submission for my senior thesis at Grand Valley State University, where I earned my BFA in Graphic Design. The baked goods and branding for the Bold Bakery were on display for one night, at a venue in Grand Rapids, MI

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NadejdaPetrova
Community Member
7 years ago

I think they are FUCKING great !!!

Community Member
7 years ago

Great for a fucking Diet

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Streganonna
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7 years ago

I would buy these in a heartbeat!

MargaretKenny
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking amazing

DebbiePugsley
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh, this is funny!

NikolaDola
Community Member
7 years ago

This is the shit.

AmyJones
Community Member
7 years ago

hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

DebbiePugsley
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh, this is funny!

FondaLionessAmbrosia
Community Member
7 years ago

I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

KathrynMarvin
Community Member
7 years ago

I just want to know how to hide words in pumpkin pie...

MichaelaMužíková
Community Member
7 years ago

Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

LukeKnowles
Community Member
7 years ago

You sir are a fun killing idiot.

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Streganonna
Community Member
7 years ago

I would buy these in a heartbeat!

TurkuazNotalar
Community Member
7 years ago

u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

VGarnikyan_FineArt
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha these are excellent!

TiernanGilmartin
Community Member
7 years ago

Bitter Sweet :D

LianaNewton
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh this is deliciously brilliant.

EvaDukes
Community Member
7 years ago

Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating fucker. you're a twat. I hate you etc

DarekŠkvarek
Community Member
7 years ago

was it in "2 broke girls", way before this =)

Fluffy
Community Member
7 years ago

they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

MelissaLuongo
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7 years ago

Fucking awesome

MirusheIbr
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7 years ago

'Eat shit' is the best!

FawnFrost
Community Member
7 years ago

That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

GracelleRhea
Community Member
7 years ago

Nice bunch...! I want to order one if I could

MatthewWilson
Community Member
7 years ago

But how did they taste???

Community Member
7 years ago

Say it with poop! www.ipoopyou.com

EricaEscapes
Community Member
7 years ago

You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

JasperLloyd
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7 years ago

I saw the Eat Shit cake and reminded me of the Help

MirandaWhitehead
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7 years ago

hell yes i would give it to someone i hate

SoniaRistea
Community Member
7 years ago

So "Two broke girls"...

BethanHilsdon
Community Member
7 years ago

I like the hidden whore cake! Nice job

Fatémé Ahmadi
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7 years ago

These M****r F****r cakes seem F***ing delicious....want it.

Luisa Maria Rodriguez
Community Member
7 years ago

No shit they're really awesome

NacoleRieger
Community Member
7 years ago

Shit here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

I would help keep her in business for sure!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

cuteness
Community Member
7 years ago

that's hilarious

Mickey Curtis
Community Member
7 years ago

How 'bout a message that says FIND THE TOENAIL

MickeyCurtis
Community Member
7 years ago

I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

Annie722
Community Member
7 years ago

Lol

Ciperez19
Community Member
7 years ago

HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

Tristan Salvador
Community Member
7 years ago

I think its fucking cool

GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

BeckyBradleyMartin
Community Member
7 years ago

Love these

GracieSaad
Community Member
7 years ago

Can you make these for me on my birthday!?!?

Pete Lanza
Community Member
7 years ago

EAT SHIT & DIE never tasted so good.

JulieClose
Community Member
7 years ago

Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

cjscar
Community Member
7 years ago

hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

PyroMannco
Community Member
7 years ago

good sweet idea for my ex :D

ArturoGarcia
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat shit and die " pie

TerriOwens
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking brilliant!

LisaAmes
Community Member
7 years ago

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!!!

DingoElGringo
Community Member
7 years ago

We'll have to try that in our bakery. Is the idea patented?

Gristle&Gossip
Community Member
7 years ago

I Fucking love this!

Paul Narloch
Community Member
7 years ago

Sweet revenge. Awesome.

Maya Ab
Community Member
7 years ago

I want em all.

Andrea Raphael
Community Member
7 years ago

Hysterical.

AndreaRaphael
Community Member
7 years ago

Hysterical.

Tytär Evgenia
Community Member
7 years ago

I would eat shit and whore and butt ass muffins!

Cait P
Community Member
7 years ago

LOVE IT

Liana Newton
Community Member
7 years ago

This is deliciously brilliant!!

DaniellaSforza
Community Member
7 years ago

For creepy people imbittered by life.

Carole Sarvis
Community Member
7 years ago

childish

DarylJackson
Community Member
7 years ago

Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

MargaridaBarata
Community Member
7 years ago

They probably don't mean it! Go away = stay ;)

Emgeety
Community Member
7 years ago

So they must been created by a woman! :-D

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vanneDowney
Community Member
7 years ago

good to hurt sweetly

NadejdaPetrova
Community Member
7 years ago

I think they are FUCKING great !!!

Community Member
7 years ago

Great for a fucking Diet

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Streganonna
Community Member
7 years ago

I would buy these in a heartbeat!

MargaretKenny
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking amazing

DebbiePugsley
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh, this is funny!

NikolaDola
Community Member
7 years ago

This is the shit.

AmyJones
Community Member
7 years ago

hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

DebbiePugsley
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh, this is funny!

FondaLionessAmbrosia
Community Member
7 years ago

I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

KathrynMarvin
Community Member
7 years ago

I just want to know how to hide words in pumpkin pie...

MichaelaMužíková
Community Member
7 years ago

Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

LukeKnowles
Community Member
7 years ago

You sir are a fun killing idiot.

Load More Replies...
Streganonna
Community Member
7 years ago

I would buy these in a heartbeat!

TurkuazNotalar
Community Member
7 years ago

u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

VGarnikyan_FineArt
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha these are excellent!

TiernanGilmartin
Community Member
7 years ago

Bitter Sweet :D

LianaNewton
Community Member
7 years ago

Oh this is deliciously brilliant.

EvaDukes
Community Member
7 years ago

Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating fucker. you're a twat. I hate you etc

DarekŠkvarek
Community Member
7 years ago

was it in "2 broke girls", way before this =)

Fluffy
Community Member
7 years ago

they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

MelissaLuongo
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking awesome

MirusheIbr
Community Member
7 years ago

'Eat shit' is the best!

FawnFrost
Community Member
7 years ago

That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

GracelleRhea
Community Member
7 years ago

Nice bunch...! I want to order one if I could

MatthewWilson
Community Member
7 years ago

But how did they taste???

Community Member
7 years ago

Say it with poop! www.ipoopyou.com

EricaEscapes
Community Member
7 years ago

You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

JasperLloyd
Community Member
7 years ago

I saw the Eat Shit cake and reminded me of the Help

MirandaWhitehead
Community Member
7 years ago

hell yes i would give it to someone i hate

SoniaRistea
Community Member
7 years ago

So "Two broke girls"...

BethanHilsdon
Community Member
7 years ago

I like the hidden whore cake! Nice job

Fatémé Ahmadi
Community Member
7 years ago

These M****r F****r cakes seem F***ing delicious....want it.

Luisa Maria Rodriguez
Community Member
7 years ago

No shit they're really awesome

NacoleRieger
Community Member
7 years ago

Shit here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

I would help keep her in business for sure!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

Beth22
Community Member
7 years ago

To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

cuteness
Community Member
7 years ago

that's hilarious

Mickey Curtis
Community Member
7 years ago

How 'bout a message that says FIND THE TOENAIL

MickeyCurtis
Community Member
7 years ago

I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

Annie722
Community Member
7 years ago

Lol

Ciperez19
Community Member
7 years ago

HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

Tristan Salvador
Community Member
7 years ago

I think its fucking cool

GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

BeckyBradleyMartin
Community Member
7 years ago

Love these

GracieSaad
Community Member
7 years ago

Can you make these for me on my birthday!?!?

Pete Lanza
Community Member
7 years ago

EAT SHIT & DIE never tasted so good.

JulieClose
Community Member
7 years ago

Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

cjscar
Community Member
7 years ago

hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

PyroMannco
Community Member
7 years ago

good sweet idea for my ex :D

ArturoGarcia
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat shit and die " pie

TerriOwens
Community Member
7 years ago

Fucking brilliant!

LisaAmes
Community Member
7 years ago

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!!!

DingoElGringo
Community Member
7 years ago

We'll have to try that in our bakery. Is the idea patented?

Gristle&Gossip
Community Member
7 years ago

I Fucking love this!

Paul Narloch
Community Member
7 years ago

Sweet revenge. Awesome.

Maya Ab
Community Member
7 years ago

I want em all.

Andrea Raphael
Community Member
7 years ago

Hysterical.

AndreaRaphael
Community Member
7 years ago

Hysterical.

Tytär Evgenia
Community Member
7 years ago

I would eat shit and whore and butt ass muffins!

Cait P
Community Member
7 years ago

LOVE IT

Liana Newton
Community Member
7 years ago

This is deliciously brilliant!!

DaniellaSforza
Community Member
7 years ago

For creepy people imbittered by life.

Carole Sarvis
Community Member
7 years ago

childish

DarylJackson
Community Member
7 years ago

Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

MargaridaBarata
Community Member
7 years ago

They probably don't mean it! Go away = stay ;)

Emgeety
Community Member
7 years ago

So they must been created by a woman! :-D

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vanneDowney
Community Member
7 years ago

good to hurt sweetly

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