Are You Going To Give Me A Snack Or Not?

Writer by vocation, system analyst by profession, romantic at heart, criticic from head to toe, funny in any situation, minced head of concern, feet on the ground, worthy of respect and consideration, honest on call, almost an animal in extinction and never did liposuction.

And I used the Google translator for this bio so the English is really bad. I have an excuse: I´m brasilian old lady (trying to be funny).