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35 Times Tumblr Hilariously Roasted Americans
It's no secret that Americans do things a little differently from the rest of the world. But, as the first European colony to win independence, they've had lots of time to form the unique identity we associate with them today. So let's take a few moments to celebrate all the quirky and ridiculous little things that make the USA what it is, even if we still fail to understand them.
When the United States broke away from the rest of the European world in 1783 following the American Revolutionary War, a cultural shift began that is still developing today. Though the lands we now know as America mostly share a history of British occupation, tea and crumpets have long been replaced by coffee and donuts. America has given the world countless gifts, such as rock music, groundbreaking cinema, and New York City - in fact, it's probably the most culturally recognizable place on Earth. Still, for those of us on the outside looking in, the United States sometimes seems like a bit of a circus.
Scroll down to see some of America's funniest moments on Tumblr and how the rest of the world reacted. Don't take it personally, though - we've still got love for Yankee Land! (h/t)
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DhampireHEK 9 years ago
At 18 you can be married, drive a car, go into huge debt, vote, and die for your country but you're not responsible enough to buy beer. *Face Palm*
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Galeanthropy2017 9 years ago
How does one fry coke or lemonade? Or a margarita? Or liquids in general?
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Helping Panda 9 years ago
Oh my god, you guys should look up which countries rely overwhelmingly on nuclear power. The US is actually way behind many countries in Europe!
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DhampireHEK 9 years ago
I'm not sure if I should laugh at the joke or cry because this guy is serious....
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Master Markus 9 years ago
Except that a bunch of Americans hate Bill for being and atheist and because he tells them that science is correct instead of the BAHBLE.
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That Fat Mouse 8 years ago
Part of me finds this hilarious, but the other part wonders if we, as a collective entity, have taken the american stereotype too far
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Brittney Chaloupka 9 years ago
Yeah I live 5 minutes from Freedom high school. Conviently located 30 minutes south of Washington DC in Northern VA. My middle school was named after Mills E. Godwin, a man who lobbied to keep schools segregated. (They recently voted to rename the school)Not too surprising though.
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JillVille Child Care 9 years ago
No way, they seriously have that on water bottles? I need one for my daughter, that would be so funny! She's not American, but is slightly obsessed about zombies, heehee
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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
72 years??? There hasn't been a time in the last 75 years that America hasn't been involved in a war/ invasion!!!
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Mr.Fly 9 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 9 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
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Here to Troll 9 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
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Mr.Fly 9 years ago
I find it hilarious that there are some offended Americans in the comments. :D
Dave Roger 9 years ago
You can always count on some Americans believing, still, that this is the best USA #1 country in the world and getting upset when someone dares to believe otherwise.
Load More Replies... Here to Troll 9 years ago
Easily half of the U.S. agrees with you, Hayley. Unfortunately, the lower the IQ here, the more vocal they are, and the more convinced that they are always right, and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
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