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In her “I Fought The Law” series, Olivia Locher has come up with a series of images that creatively poke fun at some of the more absurd laws in effect in the United States. Each photo is a tongue-in-cheek rebellion that intentionally violates some absurd U.S. State law, most of which are outdated or bizarrely specific.

Some of these laws are simply outdated historical laws, while other are total headscratchers. It’s hard to imagine why riding bikes in swimming pools is illegal in California or why wine can’t be served in teacups in Kansas. And it begs the questions – was people working out while driving such a big problem in Oregon that they had to outlaw it? Other laws, while weird, have historical context and are simply outdated. It’s illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your back pocket in Alabama because this was an ingenious way for horse thieves to steal horses. They could lead away horses with the ice-cream without ever having to lay hands on them, thereby not technically stealing the horses until they were “lost.”

To see more of this talented artist’s photography or more of this cheeky series, check out her website!

More info: olivialocher.com

#1

In Alabama, It Is Illegal To Have An Ice-Cream Cone In Your Back Pocket

In Alabama, It Is Illegal To Have An Ice-Cream Cone In Your Back Pocket

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Zenozenobee
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who on Earth thought it could be a good idea to carry an ice-cream cone in his/her back pocket ?

Hans
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horse thiefs the text now explains....

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AnikatheUnicorn
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I kind of feel bad for the shorts

Raye Ward
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it was because people stole horses that way

jolly789
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY would anyone even put the ice cream cone in the back pocket?

Janice Foster
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never even knew horses liked ice cream!

Tim
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the front pocket?

Trini Max
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real question is why would you have one there?

WhiteFox
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why would you do that anyway like are you stupid? but that would be funny like on your criminal record, 'May 7th went to jail 6 months reason: put ice-cream cone in back pocket'

Rich Anthony
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In other words it's illegal to be an idiot. LOL!

Lira Mai
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im glad it is not illegal in florida.

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    #2

    In Ohio, It’s Illegal To Disrobe In Front Of A Man's Portrait

    In Ohio, It’s Illegal To Disrobe In Front Of A Man's Portrait

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    Shaheris Suhel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They strongly believe in Harry Potter.

    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was meant to be a wizard law... Accidentally ended up in the muggle offices

    Alison Reid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except if it's a portrait of Mike Pence. Then it's illegal everywhere.

    Binod Adhikary
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person in the portrait is not even looking.

    Aryan Aryan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what harm - it's the upper torso portrait

    Alfredo Palacios
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on you girl, you're flashing a portrait!!! hehe LOL

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? In case of secret eye peepholes?

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    #3

    In Pennsylvania, It’s Illegal To Tie A Dollar Bill To A String And Pull It Away When Someone Tries To Pick It Up

    In Pennsylvania, It’s Illegal To Tie A Dollar Bill To A String And Pull It Away When Someone Tries To Pick It Up

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means, gambling and lotteries are illegal?

    Vesna Brnić
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this one. It's disgraceful on many levels.

    Yellow_panda_bear
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mustn't prank the poor with dollar bills...

    Diane Serpa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its sad that this had to be made into a law.

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    #4

    In Arizona, You May Not Have More Than Two Dildos In A House

    In Arizona, You May Not Have More Than Two Dildos In A House

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED to know the backgrpound of this law.

    Jonathan Parkin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your average women has a mouth, pussy, and a**s. That's 3 dickable points of access, and well, Hubby needs at least one after a long hard day's work. So two dildos max.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this is to keep out houses of ill repute. ;D

    Ágnes Királyházi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who or which authority and how often check this? Who was the first caught who has more than two at home? Please give us the back story.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so screwed... and bored...

    Wouter N
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'd be screwed, you would not really need the dildo's, would ya ;)

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    Arhythmia Hart
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... What if more than two people who want to use dildos live there? Do they have to share? O.o

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you, Arizona, I'll have all the dildos I want!

    Hamster
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a funny story to tell one day: "I got rested for having 3 dildos"

    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine cops storming in one's house to check if you comply

    Noemi Rios
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo do sex shops have this rule too? How about duplexes?

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    #5

    In Minnessota A Person May Not Cross State Lines With A Bird Atop His Head

    In Minnessota A Person May Not Cross State Lines With A Bird Atop His Head

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    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But walking around within a state with a bird on your head is fine. Okaaaaay.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they are referring to those folks crossing INTO their state, correct? Otherwise, I would think they would gladly watch them leave. ;D

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that should be a law in every state. It's just good sense.

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this sounds like a nature game law. To keep folks from robbing a states resources.

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh is that Hamilton from Hamilton's Pharmacopeia?

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ? What kind of people invented these laws ?!

    Riko
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, there go my Saturday night plans

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    #6

    In Nevada, It’s Illegal To Put An American Flag On A Bar Of Soap

    In Nevada, It’s Illegal To Put An American Flag On A Bar Of Soap

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess a bar of soap was rare back in the days this law was passed. And in haste to grab the rare commodity, it was possible to destroy the flag. Or something like that?

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a great story attached to this one.

    Alfredo Palacios
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross!! It should be illegal the pubic hair on the soap bar!!

    Samantha Wirral
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it's okay to print it on toilet paper?

    Kelly Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well considering that technically a lot of folks break an old federal law about flags as clothing....

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will mean a printed or waterslide-transfer flag, not a flag on a stick, it's like the UK law about not defacing banknotes or stamps.

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    #7

    In Utah, No One May Walk Down The Street Carrying A Paper Bag Containing A Violin

    In Utah, No One May Walk Down The Street Carrying A Paper Bag Containing A Violin

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this one probably has a really stupid story attached to it,

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they misspelled Vodka...

    Natasha L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as long as violas are fine to carry in paper bags... I'm good.

    Tammy Owen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I need the violin box to put my gun in!

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because violins are fragile?

    Joni McMillan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it ok to carry one in a plastic bag if one calls it a fiddle?

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But all the mafia dudes had bought up the violin cases! Oh well, I'll just get a plastic bag instead.

    Seong Jin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone actually do that at one point

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    #8

    In Oklahoma It's Illegal To Make Love With An Automobile

    In Oklahoma It's Illegal To Make Love With An Automobile

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    The Cappy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... Maybe that should be illegal everywhere, come to think of it.

    Pretty Little Liars
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they saw that "My Strange Addiction" episode

    Donna Oades
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking about that guy. I can't say I'd want him anywhere near my car!

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    LizzyM
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I want to know how this law came in place...

    Andrzej Raczynski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phew! glad I can still enjoy my motorcycle...

    Sunzilla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they probably meant "in" instead of "with"...

    Alison Reid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it now - and never unsee it. "Get a garage, you two!"

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from that one guy on my strange addiction

    Nick Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say that, but that's a MUSTANG!!

    Barry Lyons
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be 'TO' an automobile?

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    #9

    In Connecticut, Pickles Must Bounce To Officially Be Considered Pickles

    In Connecticut, Pickles Must Bounce To Officially Be Considered Pickles

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    Robbie Shorley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her - 'What do you do for a living?' Me- 'I'm a pickle bouncer'. Her - *swoons

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the pickles hit the floor... (song by drowning pool ... Of brine)

    Bird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do they call a pickle that doesn't bounce?

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this one was created so a relative of some state politician could hold a civil service job. Official pickle-tester, a career matching the intelligence of the pol's relative. (There were no openings at the DMV.)

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the store : very sorry miss, but I have to check if your selling me real pickles (pickles thrown all over the floor)

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they twerk too? Will that qualify?

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    #10

    In California, Nobody Is Allowed To Ride A Bicycle In A Swimming Pool

    In California, Nobody Is Allowed To Ride A Bicycle In A Swimming Pool

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do an awful lot of strange things there. This is tame in comparison.

    Dean DuPont
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelle? I am 49 years old, and in all that time, I have spend maybe four months outside the confines of California, total. Girl... We do an awful lot of strange things here. I have lived in San Diego, Turlock, San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, Modesto, Grass Valley, Redondo Beach, and an unfortunate three months in El Centro. Those who weren't behaving strangely just hadn't been here long enough yet.

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    Amanda Ellis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably intended to keep people from bicycling and skateboarding in EMPTY swimming pools, treating them like a skatepark.

    Greg Fitzgerald
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming it means an empty/abandoned one like skater kids do...

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never assume anything , there is one state it is illegal to shoot a whale from a moving car, and I think that state is land locked.

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    Kristian Idol
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant empty swimming pools, like skateboarders do.

    Dean DuPont
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snorkeling on a BMX track is also a violation.

    Rosemary Moreland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because it would be cruel to the bike.

    Trini Max
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But didnt mythbusters do it

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    #11

    In New Jersey A Person Can Be Arrested For Slurping Soup In Public

    In New Jersey A Person Can Be Arrested For Slurping Soup In Public

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    LSR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell, did she puked on that spoon?

    Monica Sorescu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in Japan it's considered rude to the chef not slurping your soup/noodles because it means you didn't enjoy the meal.

    Diane Serpa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, thats not soup. Looks like cream corn. Jeezus, you cant find a stock photo of soup?

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    Jessany Trotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A lawmaker must have had misophonia to come up with this gem!

    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not slurping. And that can't be soup

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks disgusting

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    #12

    In Maine It’s Unlawful To Tickle Women Under The Chin With A Feather Duster

    In Maine It’s Unlawful To Tickle Women Under The Chin With A Feather Duster

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone overreacted mightily to being flirted with.

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this an epidemic? Were men showing up in emergency rooms with feather dusters shoved in their ears...or elsewhere?

    Jonathan Parkin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like under their chins? I can see that being a problem if that's where it's stuck.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, feather dusters contain minute dust, and minute dust tends to irritate sinuses, and .............. Ok, I get it. :D

    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is probably to avoid allergic reactions...

    Jenni Ester
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl is really cute....I love her haircut

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women is plural, so tickling one woman with a feather duster is allowed?

    Emma Faunce
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it is illegal to step out of an airplane in flight in Maine

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    #13

    In Indiana, It’s Illegal For A Man To Be Sexually Aroused In Public

    In Indiana, It’s Illegal For A Man To Be Sexually Aroused In Public

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't tie that thing down, "you're in ah heap ah trouble boy." :O

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay.... I have a gun in my pocket...

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it will turn on all other Indiana men and they won't be able to control themselves. It's like that in Indiana.

    Jules Humphries
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good start to a gay porno

    Ethan Firl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't look very public.

    Rosemary Moreland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stay home boys when it’s up!😂😂

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    #14

    In Michigan It's Illegal To Paint Sparrows To Sell Them As Parakeets

    In Michigan It's Illegal To Paint Sparrows To Sell Them As Parakeets

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    Me.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was starting to suspect my Parakeet was an ostrich. This proves it.

    Hamilton Bubbub
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh darn I was planning on doing that -_-

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's okay to paint if you show no intention of selling, right?

    Quinn Purdy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..Why though? Why would you paint a damn bird?

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should be illegal to paint anything to any animal

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would be that dumb? Confusing a sparrow for parakeet? Really?

    Ismael Ortiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes my business plan. 🙄 Back to the drawing board

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    #15

    In Texas, It Is Illegal For Children To Have Unusual Haircuts

    In Texas, It Is Illegal For Children To Have Unusual Haircuts

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    Zenozenobee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who decide what's unusual. I mean if tomorrow Nicki Minaj or anyone else decide to shave her/his head except a blue strand of hair right above the left ear and a yellow one on the back. It would be ugly af, but if few hundred kids copy her/him and it become a trend, would it be punishable by law?

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a resident of Texas, I can assure you all that this law is never enforced.

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This law has been invoked repeatedly to kick kids out of school - even in elementary school - because the entire state is one big bigot-fest. One kid was banned because he was growing his hair out to donate to a cancer charity. The principal and the school board said he looked "like a girl" and expelled (NOT suspended, expelled) him. .... In another school in Dallas, a little girl was suspended because her afro offended some racist parents and they tried to force her mother to get her hair straightened before they'd let the seven-year old back in school. It was a majority white neighbourhood.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to interrupt your rabid excoriations but dress codes and civil law aren't the same thing.

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    Seong Jin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T_T guess I'm never going to Texas

    Noemi Rios
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I totally could have gotten so many people in jail.

    Slytherin_blood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoops well uh got to go get a hair cute brb

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    #16

    In Maryland Hammering A Nail Into A Tree Is Punishable By A Fifty Dollar Fine

    In Maryland Hammering A Nail Into A Tree Is Punishable By A Fifty Dollar Fine

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes practical sense. If the tree needs to be cut down, and a person is using a chain saw, the damage from the chain hitting the nail and then breaking can injure or kill the chain saw user. Makes sense on public lands.

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one kinda makes sense. It might be to preserve small wild life, like squirrels and such.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ecowarriors" used to put nails in trees to break chainsaws and maybe injure their owners. This isn't a silly law.

    Zori the degu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only law from the list I agree with so far

    Salma Abidi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it actually does make sense since it can damage the tree seriously. depending on the material the nail is made of, it can even cause the tree to die (i'm not sure... i think copper is the really "bad" one...)

    Salma Abidi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's causing some kind of chemical reaction

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    William Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saw concern IS the reason for the law. Hitting an embedded nail with a saw, while felling the tree or milling the log, is dangerous AND expensive.

    sumit kumar dey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the tree, it should be punishable everywhere.

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    #17

    In Rhode Island, It Is Illegal To Wear Transparent Clothing

    In Rhode Island, It Is Illegal To Wear Transparent Clothing

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about The Emperor's New Clothes?

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think that story happened on Rhode Island.... or maybe it did and that's why it is illegal...

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this isn't so silly. If there's a law against nudity, then wearing transparent clothing shouldn't be a legitimate dodge.

    Taylor Pearson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing I noticed was she only has strawberry tick tacks and a calculator in her backpack

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took to get that reflection right on her crack... I need more sleep...

    Anna Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's actually an available outfit????? No. Just no.

    Sam Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a rain poncho. It's meant to be worn over clothing.

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh, you mean the current government full of kiss a*s republicans?

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So transparent rain coats are out too.

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    #18

    In Virginia, Spitting On A Seagull Is Punishable By A Fine

    In Virginia, Spitting On A Seagull Is Punishable By A Fine

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    Martin Hájek
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the seagulls are fined for s******g on people?

    Stewart Leathwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was also once illegal in Virginia to hang men's and women's undergarments on the same clothesline.

    Maria Myrback
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a perfectly reasonable response to seagulls.

    jolly789
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish seagull shits on her..

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that there is a stock photo of this.

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does one spit on a seagull? and who complained about it?

    Kay El
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone score a hit spitting on seagull yet?

    claudia neubauer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok with this law. the poor birds.

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    #19

    In Hawaii Coins Are Not Allowed To Be Placed In One’s Ears

    In Hawaii Coins Are Not Allowed To Be Placed In One’s Ears

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    Tony Cabré
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can magicians take them out of your ears then ? Not fair, not fair at all

    Wouter N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not a lot of magician in Hawaii then.

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    Seong Jin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK something is wrong with that ear

    Ry Keener
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I walked into the room dripping in gold" -Flight Facilities

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I visited Hawaii, in the early 90s, i saw native kids doing this. I wonder if it was illegal then?

    Quintin McGuire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p. And all I wanted to do was listen to 50' cent. Damn It!!!!

    Claire Bear
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense, actually. My friend who lived in Samoa said that people used to put coins in their ears because they were wearing lava-lavas with no pockets.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'll put my money where my mouth is then.....

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    #20

    In Kansas, It’s Illegal To Serve Wine In Teacups

    In Kansas, It’s Illegal To Serve Wine In Teacups

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    Kikari Grace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is dated, but there was a logical reason: People were trying to get around alcohol regulations by sneakily serving alcohol in teacups, so as to make it look like they weren't serving alcohol, and so they made that illegal. The idea being that it must be obvious you're serving alcohol.

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ok, just serve it in the same cups you do grape juice, since it is.

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    Valentina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tin can of glühwein anyone?...

    Randy Stalcup
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine in a teacup???!!! How uncivilized... lock the barbarians up and throw away the key!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how about gluehwein ? Guess they don't drink that there.

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prohibition era nonsense.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like grape juice before fermentation.

    Marie Françoise Di Moro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a teacup is for hot drinks ok and hot Christmas wines ?

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is indecent and disgusting, but making it illegal seems too much to me

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    #21

    In Kentucky, It’s Illegal To Lick A Toad

    In Kentucky, It’s Illegal To Lick A Toad

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any toad that produce hallucinogenic venom with their skin in Kentucky?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licking certain toads can make you high

    Dima Less
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years of consuming moonshine do that to you...

    R S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    things you do after drinkin booze..

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why no prince has ever appeared in Kentucky.

    Arnoud Lievers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the the Bufo Alvarius, it has 5-MEO-DMT. Also called the GOD molecule. For people who wanna have a chat with the big G. heavy stuff.

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i kissed a frog. got that count? but yeah, some toads can make you high if you lick them

    Kay El
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to many girls kissing toads hoping for a prince ?

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    #22

    In Kentucky It's Illegal To Paint Your Lawn Red

    In Kentucky It's Illegal To Paint Your Lawn Red

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    Sonya Howse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can still paint the roses red, right? And the town?

    Ariel Dubois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its because it's the BLUEgrass state!

    Gavyn Bryde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to do that in the first place?

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it there's a rival college whose color is red.

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took 'painting the town red' too literally once I guess.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'High Plains Drifter ' based on a true story?

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    #23

    In Wisconsin It Is Illegal To Serve Apple Pie In Public Restaurants Without Cheese

    In Wisconsin It Is Illegal To Serve Apple Pie In Public Restaurants Without Cheese

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange. I'd have thought apple pie with cheese is what should have been outlawed.

    Bernard Galewski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It certainly sounds plausible since after all this is the Dairy State, but the answer is no. “The 1935 Laws of Wis., ch. 106 came close; it required serving a small amount of cheese and butter with meals in restaurants (effective from June 1935 to March 1937). “And, by the way, that was the first Wisconsin law with a sunset provision, i.e. a legislated ending time. Interestingly, Vermont just passed a law in 1999 designating the apple as the state fruit and apple pie as the state pie. It also requires a good faith effort to serve either a glass of cold milk, a 1/2 ounce or larger slice of Cheddar cheese, or a large scoop of vanilla ice cream with a slice of apple pie. (Title 1 Vermont Statutes Annotated, secs. 512 & 513, eff. July 1, 1999)”

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a very good combination of flavours, I think...

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. I guess I'll just have to ask for cheese on the side....because that's just gross.

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try it with a really sharp cheddar, really good if melted on the crust til bubbly

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    Mary Ryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but use sharp chedder instead of swiss cheese

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cheese head state, gotta sell that cheese! Put it on everything!

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want cheese with apple pie? Why?

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y Americans put cheese on everything :') and I'm Dutch. The Germans call us 'cheese heads' :p

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    #24

    In Arkansas It’s Illegal To Kill Or Preserve Any Living Creature Without A License

    In Arkansas It’s Illegal To Kill Or Preserve Any Living Creature Without A License

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    Me.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo I stepped on an ant in Arkansas last year :,( I'm now an international criminal.

    Alex Jacob
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you k ow if the creature has a licence? Do they have to carry it with them? Surely any smart animal will just say 'I don't have one!'

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means you can't kill a cockroach or wash your hands since you are killing millions of germs. And forget about slapping a mosquito that has just bitten you. And if your bed is infested with bedbugs or your hair with lice? Too bad.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you certain insects are included in the statute? :O

    Ayla Fecero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Look at the antennae - see how they are 'up'? These butterflies appear alive at the time of this shot. Painted, pinned and taped. If that's what she did, ...just to make some silly list, what a malicious, narcissistic a*s of a photographer.

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they don't specify what kind of license....

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    #25

    In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static

    In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I lived in Dakota, I might as well spend my winter in prison then. I unwillingly cause so much electricity, I sometimes think I'm either a robot or a mutant with electric powers. Wish I could charge my phone batteries with my hands. Okay, I better stop here.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That' s very interesting, tell us more about your Superpowers :-)

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    Owen Merkel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMNIT I JUST DID THAT A YEAR AGO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    Lucas Weismann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like literally, or in the "sublime" never start no static I just get it off my chest" sense?

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put a synthetic sweater with long hair!

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So far this year, nine banks in South Dakota have been robbed by men brandishing inflated balloons."

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in North Dakota and all I can say is HOW? When it's -50, there isn't much you can do about static.

    Lily Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, my dryer needs to be in jail.

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    #26

    In Washington, It’s Illegal To Paint Polka Dots On The American Flag

    In Washington, It’s Illegal To Paint Polka Dots On The American Flag

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    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actions which prompted this law almost certainly were not as innocent as a little girl doodling on a flag.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then simply call them American dots. Problem solved!

    Bruce Kunde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why protesters burn it instead, If they really wanted to be outrages they would paint dots

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken in America it is illegal any defamation of the flag

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, but the determination is harder to define exactly burning the flag is legal. protected under freedom of speech

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    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even if you just haven't filled in the smiley faces yet?

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that would be considered disrespectful

    Arsenio Nunes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why specifically polka dot? Is everything else ok?

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be considered desecrating the flag in any state.

    Trevor Gowe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the United States, a free country. Sorry a**l "patriots", you can do whatever the hell you'd like with the American flag.

    Dobromir Georgiev
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was afraid to come out of the locker She was as nervous as she could be She was afraid to come out of the locker She was afraid that somebody would see One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini with an American flag pattern as well An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini So illegal in Washington state Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

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    #27

    In Colorado, It’s Illegal To Have Weeds In Your Yard

    In Colorado, It’s Illegal To Have Weeds In Your Yard

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who decided it's a weed? Dandelions are the first food in spring for bees.

    Ordinary Tree
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I just googled the definition of a weed and its a lot different than I thought. "A weed is any plant that is undesirable for a given situation" So yes, grass can be a weed if you're in a cornfield for example, but no plant is necessarily ALWAYS a weed. Neato!

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    Jaimeson Rust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a few highly invasive thistles. In my city though, it’s not a “fine” in the traditional sense… if you ignore the warning letter, they spray them and send you the bill.

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Guess the cops need to come to my house then... yikes!

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What those pretty flowers are weeds, never knew.

    Bruce Kunde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my town if you ignore codes warning about weeds it's a $500 fine!

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    #28

    In Missouri, It’s Illegal To Deface A Milk Carton

    In Missouri, It’s Illegal To Deface A Milk Carton

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    Ryan Cramer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cus THAT'S the thing we need to worry about the most in MO

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, What about the people eating butter substitutes, I'm not kidding their in MO it's illegal to eat substitute butter

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    Riss Marx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes most of my childhood arts and crafts lmafo

    Kyan De Catfish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the 'half-pint' milk with Vitamin D rest in peaces/cups/in the dumpster...

    Rebecca Olberding
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Missouri, this was a regular thing in elementary school. Oops...

    Sue Rogers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about stupid! and I live in MO

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point crying over spilt milk !

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those MISSING kids from the Eighties were tired of people putting mustaches on them.

    Alison Reid
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More hard-working dairy industry lobbyists, I see. :)

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    #29

    In Nebraska, It’s Illegal For A Parent To Perm Their Child’s Hair Without A State License

    In Nebraska, It’s Illegal For A Parent To Perm Their Child’s Hair Without A State License

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    Tim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Permanent. It's a way of making your hair curly by applying chemicals and it can be dangerous if not done correctly. VERY popular in the US in the late 70s through the 80s.

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    Dean DuPont
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the parent's best interest. That way, they don't have to hear "Why the f**k did you decide your daughter would look good as Harpo Marx?" eight times a day.

    FullSpectrum Survivalist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's your child's hair, why's this the states business?

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    #30

    Oregon: One May Not Test Their Physical Endurance While Driving A Car On The Highway

    Oregon: One May Not Test Their Physical Endurance While Driving A Car On The Highway

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    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I had a girlfriend who tested my endurance while driving.... Good times.... ;)

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a five year old driving? I just imagine the lawmaker saying "ugh, alright fine! we'll make it a law"

    Jonathan Parkin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well seeing as most places have either outlawed fiddling with your phone while driving or are making legislation to do so, it makes sense that you're also not allowed to do something even more dangerous. BTW, it also oughta be illegal to drive a car that's on fire.

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    #31

    In Florida, A Person May Not Appear In Public Clothed In Liquid Latex

    In Florida, A Person May Not Appear In Public Clothed In Liquid Latex

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    Valentín Clemente
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the irony of "absurd" laws with a Mature Content Warning on body paint

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. You could see more in the one about see through clothing!

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    David Mullenax
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, didn't we see a bunch of d***s earlier?

    April W
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens in Key West. Or so I've heard. From a friend.

    Kim Buksch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, at FantasyFest all you have to wear is paint. I have pictures. ;-)

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    Luc D'hondt
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you call this adult content? o dear ...

    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the internet also apparently...

    Seong Jin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this mature content?? -_-

    LuckieLou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm guessing this law doesn't apply during Fantasy Fest in Key West?

    Chester Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't clicked on it yet what is it

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    #32

    In Louisiana, It’s Illegal To Gargle In Public

    In Louisiana, It’s Illegal To Gargle In Public

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a lot of porn movie are filming in louisiana i see

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, who gargles in porn? That's not very sexy.

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    Charlotte Brine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be why he's attempting it and massively failing!

    Jules Humphries
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this image needs the mature warning more than the latex one...

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does that, anyway?

    #33

    In Delaware It Is Illegal To Wear Pants That Are “form - Fitting” Around The Waist

    In Delaware It Is Illegal To Wear Pants That Are “form - Fitting” Around The Waist

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    Caline
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so.... we're all safe from exposure to muffin tops? Yay?

    Aaaa Bbbb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you could always rock the baggy-pants-muffin-top-plumber's-crack look with a belt.

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    Alison Reid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? Aren't pants SUPPOSED to fit?

    Aaaa Bbbb
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody got a kickback from the belt industry, clearly!

    CharliAnn Olney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, Butt exposing pant are ok?

    Dean DuPont
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Delaware wants everyone wearing big Clown Pants, held up with suspenders.

    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delaware the state of the baggy pants.....

    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know they had a fashion police in Delaware

    Bruce Kunde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the malls are still full of kids with pants down to their knees?

    Robin McGee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do they keep them up, if they don't fit? Suspenders? This one must have been thought up by the "sagging" crowd.

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    #34

    In Wyoming, It’s Illegal For A Hairdresser To Groom One’s Pubic Hair

    In Wyoming, It’s Illegal For A Hairdresser To Groom One’s Pubic Hair

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    Andrew Cas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we all know what there Wyoming hairdressers look like in a bikini now !

    bpanther
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that look... shaving pubes should banned in the whole universe !!!

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    Kristi Zoebelein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious is it's some kind of anti-prostitution law. Just like a "massage" parlor, maybe you could set up shop as a hairdresser and then "style" men's pubic hair? "Honest officer...she was just,..."curling" it. I swear!"

    Bruce Kunde
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there is probably a law that you have to have your bushes trimmed

    Jonathan Parkin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically she could've done that herself, no indication there was a hairdresser involved. Now if this pic had the hairdresser actually performing the job, well, another story entirely but I get the sense that something like that'd be too hot for BP. BTW, is it legal for a non-hairdresser to do the same job? Or for a hairdresser to do it as long as s/he's not acting in their capacity as hairdresser (i.e. outside the salon)?

    Kikka io
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but who come to see if I have hairdress my pubic hair?

    iTrinity
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would u want to groom someone's pubic hair?😂

    Jim Power
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better question is who wouldn't want to?

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    Koko Sempai
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to click it. What is it? ( > _ < )

    Margaret Althea Elvenshadow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman's legs (closed) and stomach, painted blue, with a pink heart painted over her pubic area.

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    Marzo Florida
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know everyone has it, but I wish I didnt click on this

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    #35

    In Tennessee Hollow Logs May Not Be Sold

    In Tennessee Hollow Logs May Not Be Sold

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    Jonathan Parkin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screwing honest firewood buyers out of their money by selling cheap, inferior logs with less wood than their size indicates, that burn faster for a shorter time, and likely carry termites to boot.

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    In Delaware It’s Illegal To Serve Perfume As Liquor

    In Delaware It’s Illegal To Serve Perfume As Liquor

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    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy to see how some of these came about. The one from Tennessee, this one and some others. They never came off of the books. Several aren't even silly laws.

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's prohibition era laws. Bootleggers would sell alcohol in any kind of container that didn't look like a liquor bottle. Recycling perfume bottles allowed pharmacists and drug store owners to make money under the table.

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    R S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be interesting farts

    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who sells perfume as for liquor?

    Josh Derak
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a single plum floating in perfume, floating in a man's hat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7J7ksopTb8

    claudia neubauer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says a lot when such laws have to exist .....

    #37

    In Vermont It Is Illegal To Use Colored Margarine In Restaurants Unless The Menu Indicates You Do

    In Vermont It Is Illegal To Use Colored Margarine In Restaurants Unless The Menu Indicates You Do

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    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margarine is white. There was a time when restaurants and grocery stores would add yellow food colouring to it and sell it - for more money - as butter. The smarter ones would mix in a little real butter to make the fraud more convincing. When I was a kid, it was illegal to sell yellow tinted margarine in grocery stores, the manufacturers would include a little packet of powdered dye for tinting at home. In some places (I think Ontario still does this), margarine can be tinted, but it's a specific colour of yellow that cannot be mistaken for butter. ... NOT a "stupid" law at all.

    Marysia Jawłowska
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe it's illegal to sell coloured anything edible unless indicated on the label. I think it makes sense.

    Kikari Grace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this makes perfect sense if you know what's going on: Margarine, unless you color it, is dead white, and doesn't look like butter. So "colored" margarine is colored *yellow*, to look like butter, and this law is basically saying that if you want to use margarine that is colored to look like butter, you must say on the menu that it is MARGARINE, NOT BUTTER.

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not colored! it's just old... very old mararine with fungus

    Marie Françoise Di Moro
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in France margarine is still yellow !!!but animal origin or vegetal origin margarine ?

    Robin McGee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemical origin. Laboratory origin. It's plastic, not food. Don't eat it.

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    Robin McGee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing stupid here is the people who eat artificial food substitutes made from plastic. Regardless of the color.

    Kikka io
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a god law, for preserve the genuine butter

    William Bonner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I visited my grandmother in Canada when I was very young. She came home from the grocery store with a plastic bag of white stuff that had a red dot in the center. She proceeded to knead the bag and mix the red dot into the white until the whole contents turned yellow, like butter. I asked why. She explained that it was margarine. It had to be white when it was sold in the store so that people wouldn't mistake it for butter.

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    #38

    In New Mexico Defacing Rocks Is A Crime

    In New Mexico Defacing Rocks Is A Crime

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    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupid at all. Inscription Rock anyone??? There are historical rocks everywhere in the desert. The law was put there to preserve historical native american sites and places like Inscription Rock. I get the "humor" part here but....ah, whatever. I guess every state has several silly laws. I don't know if the artist here knew (probably). It's a cool photo anyway.

    Ayla Fecero
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this photographer doesn't seem to know much. A bunch of these are not researched, serve real, ongoing purpose, and she just shrugged and carried on. For the internet. Sigh.

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    The Cappy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vandalism is a crime? Shocker.

    Mark Bohrer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or Petroglyph National Monument. The federal Antiquities Act of 1906 provides protection for "...objects of antiquity...", which arguably applies to petroglyphs, and the engravings at El Morro's Inscription Rock. See https://www.nps.gov/history/local-law/anti1906.htm

    Jaclyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a native New Mexican and you're 100% correct. This is not a stupid law. It was put in place to preserve places like Inscription Rock (El Morro National Park,) Carlsbad Caverns, Camel Rock, the Gila Cliff Dwellings, and many other amazing sites.

    Maria Myrback
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the historical value of some of the rocks in that state, this is hardly an absurd law.

    Annemarie Elshout
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am dutch i do not understand this one translation please

    Jaclyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal to draw on rocks in New Mexico. It's a measure put in place to protect our beautiful rock formations and historic sites.

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    Kikka io
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and when come in Italy defacing the momunemt like the colosseo or the mosè.

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both Kid and Chris hated playing dates in Santa Fe until this law was passed.

    Noah Mcallister
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a So Cal desert boy and lemme tell you, rocks out here have more inscribed on them than a North Hollywood community collage campus toilet stall.

    PurpleUnicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as "defecating rock"... What, how...?!

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    #39

    In Alaska No Person May Drive A Vehicle When There Are Three People In The Front Seat

    In Alaska No Person May Drive A Vehicle When There Are Three People In The Front Seat

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    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're too young, but there was a superb car called Matra Simca Bagheera with 3 seats in the front, and none in the back...

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    Marty Sunderland
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more bench seats in the front, but they used to be. However, in those days, cars didn't come with seat belts either. Or turn signals (you used your arm).

    R S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or someone elses (on the other side)

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    Be Soh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The minions were driving illegally?

    Michelle Geiger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Alaska and never heard of this law. Even got pulled over with 3 people in the front seat. Of course, not like the above picture!

    Sarreq Teryx
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, 4 people in the front seat would be just fine, then...

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars used to have "bench" seats in front and back. Sitting in the center front can interfere with the driver's movements.

    Danny Root
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars with bench seats are the best! I've had 4 vehicles with them and always loved how my girlfriend got to sit right next to me so I could put my arm around her while driving. :)

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a law pushed through by the End Bucket Seat Abuse Coalition.

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    #40

    In Mississippi Sesame Street Was Once Banned From Pbs.

    In Mississippi Sesame Street Was Once Banned From Pbs.

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    Wanda Queen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD THERE'S BROWN PEOPLE ON THAT THAR MAGICAL TV BOX!!!

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what? To hell with manners: f**k Mississippi. Goddamn genetic mutants who tell you, "Ah'd like you to meet mah sister, mah cousin, and mah wife" and there's only one woman standing there. Mississippi's greatest source of pride is college football. (This surprised me, as I couldn't imagine Mississippi needing colleges to begin with.) Local Chambers of Commerce put signs at the city limits reading, "Over XX Number of Days Without Any Lynchings!" A pastor transferred from out of state told a fourteen year old girl, one of his new parishioners, "Think of me as a brother in spirit." So she sucked his d**k. A fifteen year old girl in Mississippi with only two children is considered a "late bloomer." Mississippi exists mostly so people from West Virginia have someone to look down on. In Mississippi, Larry the Cable Guy is described as "insightful political satire." The other forty-nine states have started a Patreon account to fund Mississippi's secession.

    Davorka Banović
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, it must be Hell to live in and it must keep the people there captured in that box of horrors and social brainwashing because they'll meet violence if they dare be different :(

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    Flora Polvado
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it was due to a show where Bert and Ernie supposedly got "married"

    Jann Provencher
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Canada and for a time they had Bert killed (hit by a car) because too many people said it was wrong to have Bert and Ernie live together because they are both same sex and there for must be gay. When i was a kid i always thought that they where brothers and thats why they shared a room because i shared a room with my sister. (Bert is back on sesame Street now)

    Aliquid A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true at all. Someone likely lied to you about that, and you believed it.

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    John Browning
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never saw Burt slip Ernie the tongue.

    R S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time before sodomi became forced upon us

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