If you've been considering a career change, now's a great time to consider becoming a cat. That's because Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar, the creative artists behind Last Lemon, have created a simple and funny guide for 'How To Be A Cat!'


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The two call it the Internet's first “user-driven guide,” since they've been taking suggestions from their followers. The general gist seems to be that you must strike a fine balance between apathy, neediness, and infuriating obstructiveness. If so, it would seem that my cat is an expert.

Be sure to visit Swerling and Lazar's site, Last Lemon – they've got more from this and other fun ongoing projects as well!

More info: lastlemon.com | Facebook (h/t: designtaxi)

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Ivka 1 year ago

i'm the cattest :-D

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LesleyDewar 1 year ago

Snowdrop has this down to a fine art.

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CherieDugger 1 year ago

My kitty loves this trick.

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SandyLundbye 1 year ago

Unless they want you to sit on them...

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VeraBaldwin 1 year ago

Our cat did just that, leaving no evidence whatever. She was only discovered when my mother decided to check the case for something she'd mislaid.

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MariaEndler 1 year ago

Neo action, every 3am. You've got it down! ^-^

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IdaWootsyaSoroko 1 year ago

But when you open the doors of the fridge they are hearing from a km distance and come running XD

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MariselaCampos 1 year ago

Oh my god! Everyday. I love him...

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LeeHazelwood-Lynn 1 year ago

And in a spot where they are sure to step in it...

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RoseanneJames 1 year ago

I've got FIVE cats & they ALL do it. One of them has trained me to feed her at her favourite window seat where she will then ask for the menu & then the wine list before deciding on a nice little Catarratto Chardonnay. On a sunny day she will refuse the table at the window & insist on eating her meal al fresco (on the wall...)

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KristýnaDvořáčková 1 year ago

Yep, only Schroedinger prefers straws :)

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MaricelMontero 1 year ago

Or on your keyboards or your laptop :)

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mcami 1 year ago

My cat always tries to eat my food as if he were a dog. I never give him human food, but he likes to grab all kinds of vegetables. Since the moment I got a cat I haven't been able to eat in peace, because it's war

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Moonglass 1 year ago

I woke up one morning to the sensation of my cat chewing my hair. Upon realising I was awake, Button began tapping my face repetitively. Once she was bored of that, she stood up on my stomach, turned around and farted at me.

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IdaWootsyaSoroko 1 year ago

Also some potted plantsXD poor, unlucky plants... there is a system, one day I will discover it...

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IdaWootsyaSoroko 1 year ago

Preen on a fence when a lot of people is going next to it and look smug when they are oohing and aahing XD

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nedaownu13 1 year ago

Two my poor kitty has spent many days stuck in a drawer

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SarahClark 1 year ago

my cat looks mortified if I sing.

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BexMontgomerie 1 year ago

Also at 2am try to fit or sit in a plastic bag, they wont mind the nosie!

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SarahO'Connor 1 year ago

My cat is himself! XD

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YanEin 1 year ago

Mine exactly

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WillemPenn 1 year ago

Mine prefer to "help" make up the bed by continually jumping up on it while I'm putting on the fitted sheet, top sheet, blanket, etc., then yowling like I'm beating them within an inch of their lives when I pick them up and put them in the floor. Of course as soon as I'm done with the bed, they are no longer interested in it or in me ...

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