153 Of The Funniest Things That Have Ever Happened On A Plane

This panda gets better in-flight service than most of us.

I'd talk back. :)

This photo could have been any older two people... and i would have still found it touching.

I'm happy to see that this person took the better way out and played back with the baby, thus making EVERYBODY happy. A lot of people would have ignored the child, and then been the first to complain about a screaming baby.

What else than "the hunger games" would you call US$ 20 for a sandwhich?

4;8;15;16;23;42

Money well spent. The Wi-Fi not the seat. Hopefully it was just empty.

Kill it with fire!

I remember when they made me dump HALF of my jar of cactus jelly. I have to wonder just who figured out that it was the full jars of jelly that did all the damage, whereas half a jar was not much of a threat.

And the man next to you was going to stab him with a pen should he have escaped!

I think I would have started laughing out loud.... glad this person got a photo of it!

"Have a great day"

Too clever! The next best thing would be if his traveling companion were named "Flight Attendant"

oh my dirty mind 🙈

Bwahahahaha!!!

Did he have to remove his shoes when going through security?

No they are not. Some turkeys are mean. Some dogs are mean. Some people are mean. Maybe people who don't want someone too have a therapy pet are mean. All generalities are false. (including this one).

Gross ... and rude.

You need to study airports. :) Bottle of water on the way between two gates: 10$. On the corner ofthe way between two gates: 8$. In the food area: 6$. At the duty free shop: 4$. At the corner of the ugliest shop: 2$. And water from the tap only reachable after running arround for minutes: free.

And this is a voodoo doll of the flight's captain...

furbys are banned because otherwise they would take over the plane

And the movie's title? Probably "The 10 worst plane crashed of the 20th century" or "The history of aviation hijacking".

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...

He is said he is not flying outside next to the plain.

After vertical videos, this is just the next logical step.

Facepalm...

where on earth did you go that no one else wanted to?

Wow...this really needed no words. I cannot possible think of any more frightening sight on a plane start...

I guess you should have written something like "This guy next to me is watching over my shoulder. And that as I had almost finished the therapy. Now the medication is failing me. I think, dear diary, I get the feeling to kill again. No...I now know. I must kill."

At least this one is wearing socks.... But man, the invasion of personal space! Why do people think this is okay?

Simple answer: have you seen flying tanks?

I never clap. I just don't get it. It's like "Yay! The pilot did their job and didn't kill us all!" *clap*

lol

and you're pregnant!

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You're liar

She obviously believes that airport security controls actually increase security...

Parachutes durrrrrh

... and the band kept playing...

Aarrghh. TELL HIM!!!

Seriously doubt accidentally brushing up against an unrelated women is breaking Jewish law. To me this is just another form of fanaticism. They come in all religions.

You are clearly not travelling often enough!

Unbeweavable

Lmfao what a terrible mix

Same with ISPs.

I get the funny, but when you're airborne, it's mostly clouds. Only views on takeoff and landing.

Good one!

I do not get this one...the trolling yes, but what about the vegan part of it?

Mile high club invitations?

HAHAHA This is the freaking best! I would have added some vodka in that wine ;)

Hmmm... how about just NO

A world full of nice people...

I don't think accepting Christ at that moment will stop you from dying. Better results later perhaps....

You should try to order garlic products to fight back!

At least those are clean, and they on the floor.

...or a wife

Of course, he's High. He's sitting on a damn aeroplane!!!

At least it's not someone's legs dangling over the window

The seat shouldn't even be able to go that far back.

This is where a feather would come in handy

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Your period hurts your back? Well, that's a first. Am I the only woman in the world that doesn't have a PMS, or any troubles with it whatsoever?!

Oh my god Dan!

They all left in Vegas

Even though it's gross, I think I would take it back out and walk down the aisles asking every parent with a baby who did it. Just to see the facial expressions.

If your relationships would include body scanners, you would qualify for being a sociopath. Thus, be glad!

Too bad it wasn't followed with a tuna sandwich and something with parmesan cheese

uber-air?

He knows...