I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:


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"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

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Exploding Unicorn Report

Wulfur 4 months ago

Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

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#2

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Brian Gaar Report

Puddin Tane 4 months ago

Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

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Onennon 4 months ago

new parenting advice has been accepted.

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Onennon 4 months ago

yes!

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#6

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Jessica Ramos 4 months ago

Epic

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#7

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Melody Lanzatella 4 months ago

OMG! A child after my own heart!

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Nicholas McGuinness 4 months ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

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#9

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Melody Lanzatella 4 months ago

PRICELESS!!!

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#10

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Cat Mac 4 months ago

Bahahahahaha!

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#11

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Puddin Tane 4 months ago

Ewwwww!

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#12

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Simon Holland Report

Puddin Tane 4 months ago

In a flash!

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#13

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Matt Brennan Report

Nicholas McGuinness 4 months ago

Welcome to the 21st century kid

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#14

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Yesica1993 4 months ago

Ouch! So that was an only child, right?

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Nice Eric Report

Christian Hill 4 months ago

We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

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#17

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Yesica1993 4 months ago

Sounds like good advice to me!

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#18

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Attack On Titan Is Awesome 4 months ago

That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

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Maureen Mower 4 months ago

LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

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Maureen Mower 4 months ago

LMAO!! Try stew next time... it's thicker.

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