Just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Online shopping and alcohol is a dangerous combination, and we've got a whole list of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.


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Think about your future. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs.

See the most regrettable drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1 Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

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Valentina 3 weeks ago

That's going to make some interesting bathroom selfies...

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#2 We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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Nicola Morley 3 weeks ago

Matches the rest of the suite

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#3 My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

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Desiree Summer 3 weeks ago

let's be real, that's kinda dope

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#4 Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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Nicola Morley 3 weeks ago

Hope they got the much deserved tip.

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#5 My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

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Hope Floats 3 weeks ago

He's gorgeous!!...( I want to go on your mum's Christmas list!! )

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#6 Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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John L 3 weeks ago

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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#7 Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

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the derp king (Liam) 3 weeks ago

And sometimes they aren't...

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#8 When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

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Maureen Zappellini 3 weeks ago

Happy puppy! Totally worth the puppy smile!!

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#9 Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

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Nicola Morley 3 weeks ago

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

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#10 My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

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I❤️My cat 3 weeks ago

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

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