#11

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

pandaaamonium14 Report

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 1 month ago

Maybe the picture was TAKEN, as in stolen? I know, I'm reaching here, but ... could be

View More Replies...
View more comments

#12

LAWYER: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
OTHER LAWYER: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.

rinkworks Report

Vlad Horobet 1 month ago

Kill it before it lays eggs.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#13

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid

pandaaamonium14 Report

Hans 1 month ago

Probably, we need to inaugurate this laways about the secrets of life...

View More Replies...
View more comments

#14

LAWYER: What happened then?
WITNESS: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
LAWYER: Did he kill you?
WITNESS: No.

rinkworks Report

Nausicaa Alkistis 1 month ago

What a plot twist!

View More Replies...
View more comments

#15

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

pandaaamonium14 Report

Debra Starr Moon 1 month ago

This witness took the oath to tell the truth very seriously!

View more comments

#16

LAWYER: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
WITNESS: I only have one, you know.

rinkworks Report

Josh e 1 month ago

Micheal Jackson's first court appearance😂

View More Replies...
View more comments

#17

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

pandaaamonium14 Report

Doggo 1 month ago

I need someone to record "My name is Susan!" and make it my ringtone.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#18

LAWYER: Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?
WITNESS: No. He was wearing a mask.
LAWYER: What was he wearing under the mask?
WITNESS: Er...his face.

rinkworks Report

Cinder_da_wolf96 1 month ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WASNT WEARING ANOTHER MASK UNDER HIS MASK?!?

View More Replies...
View more comments

#19

LAWYER: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
WITNESS: Yes.
LAWYER: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
WITNESS: Yes, sir.
LAWYER: What did she say?
WITNESS: 'What disco am I at?'

rinkworks Report

TC 1 month ago

Hahahahaha...

View more comments

#20

LAWYER: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
WITNESS: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

rinkworks Report