58 Tweets That People Who Can’t Live Without Coffee Will Understand

I think I've been 'mugged'

My therapist told me I should stop drinking so much coffee. I laughed and said "Maybe you're the crazy one!"

Depresso - The feeling you get when your coffee isn't there in the morning!

"Give me a coffee, and no one will get hurt!"

Everybody believes in something. I believe I'll have another coffee

Coffee is not just a beverage... it's liquid sanity!

So I am sitting here, vacationing in Genoa, It is 3 50 am and I am having one of these absolutely wonderful italian espressos that for some unknown reason you just can't get outside of Italy.

omg this guy is dedicated look at his username

That means I scream constantly

hahahaha

Haha I see what you did thereXD

You mean the Crack we add isn't enough?

Lovely! I'd like a double espresso in it

It's simple. Biggest lid to biggest cup. And everything else goes into the garbage.

It really doesn't care about your happiness...

It's so true. But your going to Drink it cause the caffeine is still there and that's what counts

OK, everyone in my office wants to know what I just found so funny.

I can relate

Because coffee loves us and deserves to be near us as we watch TV!

Hahahahahahahahaa!

LOL with a Maleficent accent . . .

Hahaha!!! XD

And your grocery list for the next three months.

Yes!

That's funny s**t

Bach never wrote a tea cantata.

I love how it trails off or he could not stop typing I remember those days... now I just drink it to avoid a headache

Fair market value, IMHO!

Then I need a i got up and down 8 times and hubby snores like a chain saw in an apartment complex that has rap stars practicing at 3Am I think that's a bathtub full

I have been single for so long, I believe that my Facebook relationship status should read "in a relationship with coffee (or rum)"

TEA IS MY FAVE

That's me right now except it's the 4th checking up on the other 3

Oh gosh...hahahaha!

That's so me :(

Yes!

Yes and legalise the green stuff

Me: Just a dark roast brew of the day.... Them: Would you like room for cream or sugar? M: Nope, just the coffee.. T: .... M: Just black coffee, please. T...... M:.....

Scarrier than Bloody Marry to be honest.

Sorry, Sweetie, no matter what you do, you just won't ever smell as good...

*me too*

that's funny cause I keep mistaking enthusiasm for coffee

Agreed

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I'd rather have it in my mouth thanks. Although if you rub the spices and coffee on my feet, I'll probably taste it... well it works with VaporRub and eucalyptus. Still ICKICKICK

You got decaf

If u taint coffee with milk at all I seriously question whether or not I can talk to you. This thing called table cream, it's a wonderful invention